I'm going camping in a few weeks (not sure where yet, presumably

>>34405281
A gun. Don't be a pussy.

>>34405346
I own more than a few, but it's with my girlfriend's friends who are anti-fun and she's asked me not to bring any. Out of respect to her / avoid an unnecessary fight I won't, which brings us back to my question.

>>34405441
Bear mace if guns are 100% out of the question.

Christ does nobody use google anymore? What did you expect? Someone to suggest you take a spear or an axe?

>>34405441
Then don't go
Get a new girlfriend that's not a communist.

>>34405441
Out of respect? Really? They clearly don't have any for you... why in the hell would you have any for them?

>>34405441
Wait... is this bait?

>>34405441
This sounds more like a necessary fight to me. Don't be a pussy.

>>34405281
Just take a gun with you and tell her friends to shut up

>take shotgun
>load with stout 3" slugs
>keep in trunk
>bear shows up
>let bear eat hippies and commie gf
>shoot bear
>wear his skin in triumph
>alternatively, become range buds with bear

Problem solved.

Bring a gun and stage some creepy shit where you pull it out and "save the day".

I retract my statement: >>34405522

Do this: >>34405513

>>34405513
this guy gets it