How would /k/ go about getting a pistol through a bag search

>let police stop and frisk you
>there was no gun on you
>as they start to leave, grab the gun out of their holster and empty the mag into their back

For real though, just don't be black.

>>34398758
Up your ass. Honestly.

Shove the barrel up your booty, and just have to fit nicely into your buttcrack.

No one is going to frisk inside your asshole.

>>34398758
If it's a small pocket carry pistol, an ankle holster if you absolutely have to try. like 80% of the time at a stop n frisk, they don't do below your calves.

>>34398784
i am talking about a colt .25

>>34398820
Inside your hat

>>34398758
Disassemble it and disguise the pieces as something stupid. For example, you could hide pieces in a small radio or something. They make fake soda can safes and things like that. Be creative.

No one ever looks inside prosthetic leg.

Hide it in a box of crackers or some other food item you can carry in a bag. If you re-glue the box shut nobody will even think to open your stuff.

>>34399018
You may have something there

>>34398990
and I like your idea

>>34399003
Truth, for some weird ass reason people assume they're solid. Shit would be heavy if it wasn't

>>34398990
To add to this, have multiple people help you and you can smuggle anything anywjere

>>34399018
That is amazingly simple and effective.

>>34398758
By living in a country where it's not illegal to own and carry a firearm

>>34399022
>>34399018
>hmm this box of cheez-its weighs 10x what it normally would but i'll just ignore that

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>>34399018
>sir aren't these crackers a bit heavy
>they're whole wheat

>>34399158
Those are getting rare.

>>34398774
But I own an M9...

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Just start shooting and kill everyone until you no longer have witnesses.

>>34398758
Hood of jacket
In shoe
Hard bag/breifcase with false bottom (soft bags will lack flex and draw suspicion)

>>34399166
Yup, I've seen this before. The weight would need to be accurate, unless they don't even pick up the box. Now for drugs it would work great

just claim to be a lead merchant and hide it inside one of your lead blocks

>>34398771
>summer thinking you can beat a retention holster

If your comfortable, under kid or baby on a stroller. Completed or in pieces.

>>34398971
If i were to wear a top hat, what are the chances they'd look under it? Let's say I need to conceal a 500 magnum revolver and a Deagle at the same time

>>34399219
How about a hollowed out laptop with a battery pack?

>>34399321
Motherfucker if youre wearing a top hat youre instantly the most conspicuous person in the room

Whats the next step of your master plan, hiding it in your horse buggy?

>>34399337
A largeish, emptied out charger brick could work. Large laptop maybe also. I like this idea.


Seems like generally the best way to do this sorta thing is to hide the object inside something else, and since >up ass isn't allowed, laptop sounds great.

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>>34399186
Sorry what I can't hear you?

>>34399337
That's a creative idea. Or maybe hollow out a book. But the real question is why do you need to heavily conceal a handgun? Who are you trying to assassinate?

>>34399427
>why do you need
SHALL

>>34399444
NOT

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>>34399353
The next step is to hide a rifle under my trenchcoat and another in the pocket of my Jnco mammoths
getting caught is part of my plan.

>>34399444
Why do you NEED to conceal it so heavily? If you don't just man up and don't submit to any illegal searches or seizures.

>>34399545
>need
SHALL

>>34399556
Stop being a stupid faggot and answer me. Who is searching you and for what reason?

>>34399574
nobody, i just need to get past security

>>34399587
Where at?

>>34399449
BE
>>34399556
NOT

>>34399593
manchester

>>34399545
>don't submit to any illegal searches or seizures.
>they do it anyway
>they may beat your ass and or kill you for resisting
>could have been prevented by learning how to smuggle properly
Rule 1 is don't draw attention, being difficult with the authorities draws attention.

>>34399601
But why?

>>34399629
don't worry im only messing

>>34399601
Shocked you have a gun in the first place desu

Are you even allowed to be here, or is 4chan hatespeech now?

>>34399641
Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

When I was trained on POW searches, they had a crazy fat guy come in and hide a pistol under his fat folds. I didn't check and I won't forget it.

Fucking disgusting, but you could totally get away with it.

>>34399655
Accept my apology, my good man

>>34399668
Accepted

>>34398820
You're gonna die anyway when it FTFs. Just let them have it. Shoulda bought a Beretta.

>>34399219
Any amount of drugs that would match the weight of a snack isn't an amount worth smuggling. Unless its heroin and even then the xray and dogs would pick it up.

>>34399767
Worth it not to get caught.

>>34399601
Not gonna happen m8. Best of luck. See you on the telly.

>>34399841
aw

>>34399794
You will get caught. The weight is the last thing you should be worried about.

>>34398758
>Do you have a warrant officer?
>Then no, you may no go through my bag.

>>34399018
I think this is the best idea, and to add to it. Purchase the same crackers that same day, keep the receipt in the bag. Toss the new box, and add in the old one. Purchase one other item for good measure.

>>34399912
Caught where? I'm not talking about doing this at the airport or something like that.

>>34399944
I agree, this is what i hope to do

>>34399424
Huh. Kind of unusual to see an American gun owner with a passport. For some reason, there doesn't see to be a whole lot of overlap between /k/ and /trv/.

>>34399930
>Alright, we're just going to detain you for 5 hours while we do various tests in your general vicinity, totally respecting your personal space

>>34399971
That's because other countries have shitty gun laws and you'd be arrested for having a peashooter.

>>34400053
Still, it's such a waste. An American passport is one of the best in the world (like top 5ish) in terms of visa free travel. It's one of the best perks of being a US citizen, yet so few people take advantage of it. Ohhh well.

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>>34400090
I still travel, just without my guns.

>>34400090
$$

>>34400139
>That pic
>THE ONLY WAY AHEAD IS FORWARD

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>>34400177
kek
When they get to the basilica they can go around it.

>>34400090
Why would I want to visit lesser countries? I guess if I ever start to take my freedom for granted I could travel to shithole like France. Not a great way to relax though.

>>34399971
>a passport
look closely, that's a black passport, not a standard blue one. My guess his father was a member of some gov agency and he got one so as to travel with the family to another country.

>>34399502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7g4ZO4jge8

>>34399666
ThayFatBlackGuyThatHasAnAK47UnderHisFatFolds.gif

>>34400090
>live in america
What is the point in leaving then?
Only thing I'm missing out on are true tropical rain forests but I'll pass on those.

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>>34400286
>>34400225
Cheap booze and LBFM.

>>34399601
Mohammed Muhammad al-Hajj bin Laden pls

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>>34399166
Lost it

>>34399166
raffed
just get a lightweight .22 or a kel tec .32

>>34399599

INFRINGED

>>34398820
What shoes do you wear?

>>34398758
Two sheets of metal, measured and cut to the size of the bottom of the backpack you own. Put bed foam on one side of each metal plate, put the gun in-between the foam and then put the metal-foam-gub sanwhich at the bottom of the bag. Put a jacket, water and other shit on top. All the security people ever do is jam a stick into the bag and if they feel the hard bottom they'll just assume it's the bottom of the bag.

>>34401269
>All the security people ever do is jam a stick into the bag and if they feel the hard bottom they'll just assume it's the bottom of the bag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLikP6BDH5w

>>34398784
I wear combat boots. Wonder if I could stuff my wife's .25 into the side. And in case of metal detector, claim steel shank.

>>34401342
When getting hit with metal at the foot people tend to ask for you to pull your pant leg up to makesure there isnt a boot knife or anything big jammed in there. It would have to be deeeep

>>34401399
It's a Raven 25, and I could easily pad the other side to balance it.

Maybe, maybe not.

>>34399951
If you think you need a gun in a stadium full of cops just stay home. As far as drugs just stash a few joints in your dress socks.

>>34400090
Just because we dont have /gun and passport generals/ doesnt mean most of us dont have them. I know maybe 2 people irl who dont have them. Travelling internationally and making our countrymen look bad is one of the great american pastimes

>>34400018
>YOU CAN'T DETAIN ME I'M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN, A SOVEREIGN CITIZEEEEEEEN DSFKVBH GUBDSFC HDGSHGDLZGF

>>34400286
Outside of europe the dollar goes alot further. I'm posting from Colombia and am eating in 5star restaurants for the price of eating at a tgi fridays. Also for a manlet like myself the shopping is amazing finding shit that fits me is so much easier and brands that cost an arm and a leg stateside are old navy cheap. Got 2 button ups, some slacks, and a bomber jacket at Zara for 80$.

>>34401437
>raven .25
You're better off with gravel from the parking lot m8. Who finessed you into buying that shitheap?

>>34398758
Nice try ATF

>>34403075
Forget the 5 Star places. Go to Crepes & Waffles. That place is god damn amazing, and all the staff are qt3.14 chicas.

/k/ stop

You are all giving terrorists ideas for how to sneak weapons past security checkpoints. If you're not a complete retard and actually go outside you would have figured this out on your own.

>>34403442
Crepes and waffles is basic af senpai. I haven't been since i was 13 and have no desire to. Im a cook by trade so so skip on the best restaurants in the country for C&W would be the flop of the year.

>>34399944
>Purchase the same crackers that same day, keep the receipt in the bag. Toss the new box, and add in the old one. Purchase one other item for good measure.
A good plan but use a 2kg bag of flour. Bag the gun in ziplocks and double-check the seal, bury in flour.

>>34400246
>look closely, that's a black passport, not a standard blue one
Pretty sure it's blue. Though diplomatic passports are black which are held specifically by diplomats and dependents. Some other government types get black ones but not random operators, just federal judges, some congressmen and women, retired POTAS, people like that.

anus carry obv

>>34399288
>missing obvious joke

You could disassemble the pea shooter and have a back pack on you. If asked about parts, say for your car or some shit.

>>34403905
Please explain where the slide goes on your car

>>34403945
I think the frame would be more of a give away

>>34400282

>generally improve the atmosphere of the school

Oh yeah, because having some bitch yelling at me how to dress is gonna make me feel real happy.

>>34403631

>Oh yeah taking a 2kg bag of flour on a plane is normal

>>34402981
Veteran got shot in the back by dindus as he was leaving busch stadium in st louis a few years back. He had a cc permit, but wasn't allowed to carry in the stadium. Dindus robbed him, then let him go, then shot him in the spine as he walked away. Dudes paralyzed now.

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>>34403516
this is why /k/nowledge threads are dead, because of underage summerfags like you.

saying "why do you need to know this" is like saying "why do you need a gun"

gb2reddit

>>34404090
"Just stay home"

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1.take your shoe soles and a knife, cut your shoe soles exactly according to the shape of the slide, magazine and barrel, then put their respective holes. After that slap a piece of layer using some superglue, or fake an entire new layer of soles

As for the gun's frame and extra magazines, you'll have to improvise i.e in your crotch, between armpits, etc..

2. (this is my favorite), according what you're disguising yourself as, get a paint bucket, a backpack or a gym bag

Put your gun (disassembled or assembled, does not matter) in the bottom of the bag, then fill the bag with a little cotton or wool or anything soft to make the gun un-feel-able by anyone who touches the bag from the outside, the SEW a layer of cloth ontop of the gun, then put some extra diversionary shit like your phone, some papers a bottle of water, whatever

3. pretend to be a tranny and spergout if anyone touches you

>>34398758
>Small pistol
Break down into parts.

Conceal in pop can or water bottle.

>>34398774
It isn't the barrel it's the receiver that's the problem.

>>34402981
>Just stay home
The good doesn't have to back off.

>>34403516
Knowledge per se is not dangerous nor should it be prohibited.

>>34399605
God I hate that it's true.

I got arrested for no front license plate because I refused to answer any questions about where I'm going or where I've been, and refused to step out of the vehicle. They searched my car like crazy but alas found nothing.

>just give me my citation!
>REEEE

Fuck the police.

>>34399018
I was driving on my way from McDonald's with my mate once and we got pulled over by the cops, we smelled like pot so they asked to search the car and we said okay but if we could eat while they searched. They looked inside of the food bags but didn't take everything out and look around good. I had my mate stick our pot into one of the double quarter pounders and put the rest into one of our drinks, cops were just ''here's a ticket, have a good night'' and I said ''y-you too''.

>>34398758
By shouting " Am I being detained? " as loud as you can every two seconds

>>34404309
I usually have too much weed to do that. But i have leather, keep my pack airtight and dont hotbox so smell is never an issue. Ive been pulled over right after smoking for going 30 over while having a half o in the car. Got a fat ticket and was on my way. Lawyered up and got the ticket dropped.

>>34399767
You know how many tabs of acid it would take to equal a bag of cheezits in weight?

>>34404680
Cant argue that. God help you if they open the box and find it. You'll never see the light of day again.

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>>34404689

>>34403980
This did this shit at my middle school. I literally got detention all the time because I refused to wear skinny jeans, all because of this fucking video scaring the administration so much that they started to do an insane dress code against clothes.

>>34404689

Only if you do all of the acid before they can get it away from you.

>>34398758
in the sole of platform shoe

>>34399288
it has happened often enough

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>>34399166
>they're whole wheat

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>>34399166

>>34398758
Assault the checkpoint in force. Push through and secure the /k/ube before reinforcements arrive

>>34399666
That's fucking horrible

>>34399502
i think that's the ugliest clothing item i've ever seen

>>34398758
baby browning hanging off of my keychain

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>>34403516
I've seen threads where people gave detailed step-by-step instructions on how to manufacture explosives and chemical weapons. Telling people to stick a gun in a box of crackers is so innocuous by comparison.

>>34398758

FUCK YOU OP

FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES THAT REPLIED TO THIS THREAD

MODS

Has anyone said "shoot the person trying to frisk you" yet?

>>34398758
ISIS pls go

>>34404246
Don't be a dick to da popo's.

>>34406021
Would you like some french cries with your wahburger?

>>34399767
>open box of cheezits
>remove bag
>place in bag of weed
>replace bag
>glue box

>>34406042
>implying ISIS wouldn't just shoot the friskter..and everybody else

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>>34398990
That's exactly what the antagonist does at the end of the first mission impossible

> new thread theme https://youtu.be/XAYhNHhxN0A

>>34403649
no it's black

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>>34398758
>Hollowed out Coran

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>>34399166
Not bad.

>>34399298
Better yet, be like that one couple and hallow out the baby to smuggle cocaine in

>>34407638
Dogs will smell it.

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>>34400090

>be me
>half beaner
>beaner mum wants to go to Mexico for vacation
>we go there as a family
>we get robbed at gun point and dad gets beaten with a pipe

10 years later.

>go to UK
>Muslim guys harrased us with weapons

And what I saw and experienced there wasn't even worth it.

USA has everything. Very little need to leave the USA.

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>>34410098
>go to shit holes
>complain when you get covered in shit

>>34411018

>implying London is supposed to be a shithole

There's only one nice country to visit in Europe at the moment and it's called Poland quite ironically.

So... unless Americans are only going to visit Poland, Japan (safe atleast), or South Korea (and this one is debateable), you're going to step into a dangerous shithole.

The only way you wont travel into a shithole in Europe is if you're rich.

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>>34398758
I'm just going to leave this here

>>34398758
Wear a skirt and tape it under your ballsack.

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This in your front pocket with a pen clip attached to it

>>34411547
>Traveling while poor
Your families priorities are set in a way that they will never not be poor. And I'm sorry that they are setting such a bad example for you.

I was reading some old smuggling manuals the other day from the kube

best way would be to disassemble it and hide the pieces in something spoilable
searchers are much less likely to rip something apart for a search that looks valuable, mundane or messy

inside the lining of a bag is perfect, as security are used to searching bags they won't use any imagination
you could sew a gun into the lining of a bag, remove a hard frame from an office bag or hiking pack
This is made even better because these things will often set off detectors anyway.
if you do this though make sure there is something actually in the bag to justify you carrying it, ideally something you can remove youself easily to the bag becomes visibly empty without much handling eg. a jumper

laptops, you can hide several guns inside a full size laptop case, they can't very well smash everyones laptop can they?
the US only JUST started doing functionality tests on laptops, dumbasses
I was always curious about matching the density of a weapon to a liquid, so that it appeared uniform on a density scan

Failing that you would have to hide the items on your person
As anons mentioned, many security services are lax and don't frisk all the way to the ankle
....but increasingly they get people to stand on blocks for the frisk so they can go lower without hurting their backs, and frisking to the ankle IS part of training

very few if any searchers however will search an ass-crack, fat rolls, or frisk the groin well
(they tend to just grab the penis, ignoring the scrotum entirely)
the front of the chest is often overlooked, especially in women

prosthetic get a carte blanche, as do wheelchair frames, if you start removing a medical brace yourself they might even forgo a proper search

It sounds stupid, but often they ask you to remove your coat for a search, and don't actually search the coat you just took off
weight might be a give-away

the smart money is stashing the weapon in the area before security arrives

>>34415403
>the US only JUST started doing functionality tests on laptops, dumbasses
it's not like that means anything. just flash your laptop with a decoy OS, use veracrypt, and have a second encrypted volume for your important things. or just flash your laptop with linux and retrieve your files of interest remotely once you're in your target country.

and if you want to bomb a plane, just grab a raspberry pi zero, put linux on it, and wire the IO to it. they x-ray it and it looks fine, they boot it and it looks fine, but then you have another episode of air crash investigations once it gets airborne.

security theater. it's all security theater.

>>34415047
If you're rich the only things to see are upscale outlet malls and you have those here. So why leave the US?

>>34415510
Good luck causing any damage with that in an aircraft, you'll kill maybe a couple dozen and force an emergency landing.

Besides terrorists are nearly always subretard IQ anyway, they'll just hijack a truck and ram it into a busy sidewalk these days.

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>>34408345
>hallow out the baby to smuggle cocaine in
-S-sauce?

>>34415558
>Good luck causing any damage with that in an aircraft, you'll kill maybe a couple dozen and force an emergency landing.
you can probably fit at least 1 kg of explosive inside a laptop. al qaeda nearly took down a 747 with that, they just misjudged their placement.

>>34415571
If you can make 1kg of explosives without blowing yourself up you probably are just going to edit videos or be involved in book keeping the human, drugs and gun trafficking arm of your local terrorist group.

>>34407223
>>34406021

FUCK YOU TOO

MAYBE ACHMED SHOOTING YOUR GF WILL CHANGE YOUR OPINION

BUT I DOUBT IT BECAUSE YOU SUCK SHIT ANYWAY

AGAIN FUCK ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT THAT DON'T REPORT THIS THREAD

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>>34415666
>MAYBE ACHMED SHOOTING YOUR GF WILL CHANGE YOUR OPINION


Maybe not....