>Haha, when the zombie apocalypse happens I'm going to

>>34397967
> Letting your teenage friends know your dad has guns
You have to be 18 to post here boy

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>>34397967
>You can come to my house, but you aren't coming inside.

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>>34397967
Jokes on them, I have stocked hundreds of boxes of HRT and cute clothes.
If they want to survive they will have to become my sex slave maids.

>Haha, when the zombie apocalypse happens I'm going to my boyfriends house!

>>34398092
>sharing your HRT and cute clothes with people who won't even appreciate them

Is it sad that I have a short list of friends that I would immediately call because I have more find than I could use.

>>34397967
>Come to my house
>No one is there
Pretty sure I would be first to know of zombies apocalypse then my friends. I will only notify best friend and immediate family.

>>34398751
And I'm pretty sure zombies will never ever happen you mongoloid

>>34398977
They're happening in Europe right now.

>>34398977
>nofun
Fuck off nigger.

>>34399004
lol

>>34398977
zombies are just a buzzword for immigrants, niggers preferably

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>>34397967
>"Hey, does anyone have a knife or something"
"Yeah, sure, here ya go"
>"Thanks anon... Anon, why do you have a knife anyway"

>>34398049
>implying grown ass men don't say this shit
Never mention you own guns, especially more than one. It only brings pain

>>34398092
>Jokes on them, I have stocked hundreds of boxes of HRT and cute clothes.If they want to survive they will have to become my sex slave maids.

My SHTF fantasy is hunting and killing people like you.

>>34399086
I get that about carrying a lighter. I've been accused of being a pothead so much.

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>>34398092

>>34397967
How about you fuck the fuck off? Why would you defend someone that doesn't either-
Contribute skills/weapons
Shares your genes
Can propogate your genes
Is doggo battlebuddy

>>34399113
As far as people know I have only a conceal carry and a shotgun.

As for my direct family they know I have more but only about half.

>>34399161
>Like half the population smokes
>People wonder why you have a lighter
The fuck?

>>34399161
If you dont smoke there is literally no reason to carry a lighter on your person.

>>34399235
Communists fear fire.

>>34399235
but how else would I cook up my heroin?

>>34399140
So you can take his slaves?

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>>34399247
And apparently economic prosperity too

>>34399297
>So you can take his slaves?

Cleansing fire. Purifying flame.

>>34399140
Is this before or after you collapse in the doorway in diabetic shock and overheating?

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>>34399329
>>34399170
>>34399140
You sound like a butthurt muslim.

Hope that anon beats you and forces you to cosplay as princess Jasmin in his post apocalyptic fortress of sex slave traps.

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>>34399304

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>>34399362
>>34399335

>>34399362


Fire is amazing. It cleans all forms of disease.

>>34399335
underrated post

>>34399235
>If you dont smoke there is literally no reason to carry a lighter on your person.
They help to meet women who make bad life decisions though.

>>34399206
Because I don't smoke.
>>34399235
It's a tool, same as a knife or gun.

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>>34399438
Forget to take your pills today crazy?

>>34398562
Yeah I hate having all this find.

>whycantIholdallthisfind.mpeg

My plan is to use my pvts as baits while Il get to the humvee

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>>34398092

>>34399686

>Exterminating a group of people despised by every single religion, culture, and society on the planet is a bad thing

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>>34399362
>and forces you to cosplay as princess Jasmin

My fucking sides.

>>34399686
>Forget to take your pills today crazy?

Only degenerates and crazies gobble pills as a lifestyle.

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Purifying flame.

>>34400561
>>34400605
>>34400626
Shit nigga stop samefagging and bumping these threads.
We get it that allah doesn't allow you to fap to this stuff. It's fine my based blackman kekistani amirite?

>>34400605
I was calling him insane you retard.

>>34397967
>Tfw zombie apocalypse will never happen
>Tfw race war inevitably will and they all come running to my house
>I shoot them for being traitors and useless in combat

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>>34400652
>allah

Fucking rockchuckers.

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>>34400652

>samefag

Nice try

>>34400667
>I was calling him insane you retard.

Everyone knows that they are inane these days 2016 was their great unmasking.

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As is tradition. All things that are have been and will be again.

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One creature, caught. Caught in a place he cannot stir from in the dark, alone, outnumbered hundreds to one, nothing to live for but his memories, nothing to live with but his gadgets, his cars, his guns, gimmicks...

>>34398092
Can we watch cute girls doing cute things together?

>>34400792
Everyone just ignore this edgy underage b&

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>>34400945
Sure. More economical to do it in groups anyway. Less effort

This thread is fucking awful

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>>34400945

>>34401045
>>34401045
>This thread is fucking awful

Its post apocalyptic bliss

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>tfw /pol/ managed to bring the entirety of reddit summerfags for a /k/ trip.

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>>34401098

>>34401028
So free estrogen, free cute clothes, free friends, and we get to hang out all day long?

Sign me up!

Most post apocalyptic/shtf/teotwawki stuff is depressing. This is all rather cheerful and hopeful. The medieval period makes a lot more sense now.

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>>34401132

>>34399469
This.

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What is this fire bullshit i just want summer to leave already

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>>34401279

>>34401279
We have an influx of underage&b that is butthurt at everything /k/ has done for years.

Things like inawoods threads, talking about some /ak/ shit, spooky or warhammer because it's not as cool and edgy as what he expected from a site where the HQ of the based alt right is.

The summerfags will leave like always let him post his 9gag pics.

>>34397967
So, what you're saying is that you're not coming over?
Understood

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>>34401354

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>>34401302
Face it anon, /k/ has a love for traps that neither heaven nor /pol/ could suppress. You can go on about fire and degeneracy all day, but we're still gonna get hard for traps and slavshit.

>>34401386
Its a vocal, deluded minority.

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>>34401414
The only minor here is you buddy.

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>>34401386

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>it's another "/pol/ thinks /k/ is their friend" episode

I love these!

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>>34401431

>>34397967
>tfw you would unironically shoot your friends if they did show up expecting to leech off you.

>>34399140
So, people that make jokes on the internet in other words?

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>>34401511
All I see is a dumb frogposter that should go back to his home >>>/pol/

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>>34401538

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYuldgIOelY

>>34397967
>Haha, when the zombie apocalypse happens I'm going to anon's house!

"Bring onions and carrots. I'm sure you'll be delicious."

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>>34401571
You're going to ask your grandpa for sweet release with that shotgun?

>>34401603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9cHddVhm-k

>>34401603
I think i just bought a maverick 88 from the guy in that pic

>>34401485
Its a love hate relationship. But too many newfag /pol/acks think that /k/ is just an echo chamber for their autism.

>>34401763
>maverick 88
checks out

>>34402973
I just needed a gun to test out my shells full of bees in

>>34399235
Fuck you, I carry a lighter so I can light every candle I come across. FUCKER

>>34400534
>I TURN LITTLE BLACK WORMS
>INTO CENTIPEDES

>>34398074
This.

>>34398092
Sign me up famalam.

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>>34398092
>ywn get to be part of anon's zombie apocalypse trap harem
>ywn get to take over an abandoned town and cleanse it of undead filth, populating it with qt traps in every house and making any newcomers take the HRT if they want to live in your glorious utopia
>ywn get to live in Traptown, the shining white light in a sea of darkies, under the condition that you keep up the HRT and provide Mayor Anon with boipucci whenever he pleases
>ywn get to mow down hordes of rotting walking corpses with a bunch of qt trap battlemaids
stop making me want things i'll never have

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>>34399004

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>>34404047

>>34403774
Sauce pls

>>34404481
My Hero Academia

>>34404047
>tfw you would happily live in Traptown if you didn't have to become a faggot
It sounds nice otherwise. But I ain't gay.
Hopefully Traptown is friendly to allied outsiders.

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>>34398092
NOW, this is a man with a vision!

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>>34403774
fuck I literally JUST nutted

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>>34404768
i can understand thicc but giantess just aint doing it for me

>>34399235
Ban assault lighters now.

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>>34399004
Stop being racist.

>>34405921
fuck you, nigger

>letting your friends anywhere near your guns without proper training
>not just bringing your bros with you to the range to let them practice
>post yfw you and your buddies are highly efficient zombie/isis/commie killers and you can all just bunker down and drink beer while the world burns around you

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>>34401340
>The summerfags will leave like always

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Holy shit trannies should all kill them selves.

Oh wait, they already do.

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>>34406386
same with tripfags who insert images of the junk mommy bought them in completely unrelated threads

>>34397967
Is it one person making these threads or is it a collective or idoits/shills doing it?

i dont get what they get out of it

>all these retards arguing about what they'd do in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, something which is explicitly FICTION

Fuck this board.

>>34398092
This guy fucks

>>34406406
T.Buttmad underage tranny who's projecting his poorfaggery

Just do it, you all do eventually, just don't use a gun.

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>>34406386
>tfw all /k/ trannies, traps and faggots and boipucci connoisseurs are ex military, some are literally rangers and seals.

>tfw a bunch of chubby teenager /pol/acks think they will survive with their meme tacticool gear.

Imagining the outcome of the combat is funnier than LARPing about zombies.

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>>34401279
It's an unfortunate side affect that the topics of this board tend to attract edgelords who are insecure in their masculinity.

Imagine.
You were caught by anon, shaved, and forced to eat food with female hormones.
Chained up and put in a cute, frilly dress.
With no underwear.
You know what happens next.

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>>34406527
>tfw /pol/ will never try something
>tfw you'll never get to put the ultimate degenerates in the ground to the autistic wailing of the "racially superior" board
>tfw /pol/ will always be ledditor immigrants who don't have the balls to back up their 'day of the rope' memes

>having this much hate for your fellow humans
Man why can't we all just get along and shoot the shit about guns like friends.

It's all I dream of.

>>34399362

>Everyone that isn't a degenerate is a Muslim

>>34398092

When the Earth is cleansed with violence and fire, you faggots are the first to get gassed

>>34407096
Everyone who complains about "degeneracy" on 4chan is a retard and that's basically the same thing.

>>34407110
>when
"If."

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>>34407110
>Implying you won't die first.
Look at that pic, >>34401603 do you think he can survive a day without his mom bringing him some doritos and pepsi?

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Traps aren't gay.
Even if they were a little gay, there ain't no shame in some gay game.

>>34407121

Tranny shit is mental illness AND you people are the ones whose party brings in more Muslims, so slit your wrists retard

>>34407151
>>34407151
He's probably more well trained and well armed than you, fag. I can't wait for the day him and I get to stick a shotgun in your throat, pull the trigger, and watch the fucking gore splatter everywhere. I can't fucking wait for the day when it's acceptable to douse you fags in gas, light you up, and watch you burn. The day of the Rope is soon faggot and your gonna be the first to go.

>>34407173
What about you my underage edgy anon?

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>>34407173
Don't you have Danny Phantom fanfics to wank to?

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>>34407173

>>34407164
Nonsense. Gender is a social construct and men make the best women. In-vitro reproduction will permit discontinuance of CISfish and eugenics will facilitate a society of alpha studs and hot traps who will never physically age past their teens. We can have hothot Spartan warrior secks as befits Whites instead of worshipping insane brood sows.

>>34407173
You should probably tell an adult that you feel this way. And maybe seriously consider your own sexuality.

>>34407173
Hi, Randy.

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>>34407173
>Angry rambling about how frustrating it is to not be allowed to:
>stick your rod in other mens mouth's
>release your explosive loads down their throats
>watch the warm body-fluids spurt everywhere
>watch hot men be covered in oily liquids
>restrain and suffocate other men with ropes

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>>34401386
Even Willis knew this to be true.

>>34407082
I know that feel /k/omrade, everyone is so rude and hostile. Nobody has a polite or respectful conversation, let alone considers other opinions without sperging out and having a fit.

We should all just chill and agree to disagree on unrelated shit

>>34406620
you can't just post things like this without providing sauce

>>34398092
Still coming over anon.

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>>34408457
I like how the /k/ tranny is dressing like an angry russian prostitute from WWII. it's like the cherry on top of that slavshit fantasy.

>>34408032
is that /k/ommando Freud?

>>34405921
Islam isn't a race faggot

>>34408583
I just love how he's managed to perfectly capture the hatred of the enemy on their faces.

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>>34405921

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>"Im gonna kill all the faggts when SHTF"
>end up as a sex slave for >>34398092
I didn't know I wanted this

>>34398092
I'd probably be the first one to come over to be honest.

>>34409008
Fuck you racist. Fuck drumpfh and fuck white people.

>>34406425
you don't belong here

posting 7 hours late just to tell you that

>>34399235
I have 2 zippos that I carry everyday don't smoke shit just fire calms me when stuff gets to hecktic

>>34408546
Eroe

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>>34398092
Sexellent

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>>34398092
You are alright, don't go to 4chan tomorrow

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>Why do you own a gun, are you compensating for something?