The doorknob closest to you just fired a 4 gauge stuffed with

>>34385980
This meme is dead already kys.

>>34385980
Not as fucked as you are when your dad finds you browsing 4chan when he specifically told you not to, kiddo

>>34385980
safe, nigger

>>34385980
Printer's fucked... But it was already dying anyway.

>>34386151
kek i have a printer in the way too

>>34385980
Router might be fucked

>>34385980
It's pointed right at my head.

>>34385980
WHAT?!

>>34385980
my bed just got glassed

>>34385980
it either flies over my shoulder into my computer or a little more to the right and into my TV

My window is now broken and the backs of my knees are obliterated

It's right at heart level through my arm—I'm extremely dead.

>>34385980
I'm dead. If I was leaning back, I'd be better. At least I can just be dead, no more work. YAY!

>>34385980
I'm not but the window in the office I work in is.

>>34385980
My fiancee just got her head blown off QQ

I probably get powedered glass embedded in the entire left side of my body.

My moniter is destroyed and there is now glass in my chorizo

>>34385980
My coffee now has a little glass in it, which is a moot point because I've dropped it all over the floor in shock. My right leg is grazed.

>>34385980
I don't have knobs in my apartment, only handles so someone down the street probably had a shit day.

>>34385980
pretty pissed, it just destroyed the pc im currently using.

>>34385980
HAHA I'm outside!

>>34385980
>bathroom door
>door itself is pointed at me
>doorknobs are pointed outwards, left and right, at 90° to me
Looks like i have to patch a hole in my shower so the neighbors don't see my dick, and I think I can now watch TV while sitting on the shitter

>>34385980
Possibly right lung to be killed.

>>34385980
my window is shattered and tv destroyed

The window of the bathroom I'm hiding in has been fucked and the soap bottle next to the sink has been turned into a goopy smear.