The electrical outlet closest to you just fired a 12 gauge of

My leg is completely fucked, but other than that I'm fine

here is a reply

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>>34375290
i'm good

*looks to right* "oh im fine" *remember that theres an outlet that i plugged a device in that turns it into 8 outlets and they're all facing my crotch* "uhhhhh nevermind"

Fine, I have 2 outlets equidistant from me, but both are far enough and I am close enough to the wall that I am fine. Though My snek bro may have just been shot.

>>34375290
The outlet underneath my computer desk in front of me.
RIP my benis :DDD

>>34375290
My legs are now blown off

>>34375290
Well, it'd probably not hit me but it would fuck up my cables and the "beam" of my swivel chair, causing me to fall to the floor.

So pretty fucked, seeing as the last time my chair broke I kinda went unconscious / hit my head off of my wooden bedside table.


Fuck that chair.

>>34375290
I hate summer. You know the exact post im talking about.

My face and upper torso is fucked

>>34375290
I can never fucking make children again

No it didn't electrical outlets can't even do that

Just blew my dick and balls and legs off.

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That charger wasn't cheap. And neither was that table. Now I have to explain the noise to my neighbors. Thanks OP.

>>34375365
>My snek bro
Post your Mia faggot

>>34375290
went into my mattress below me. Probably fucked my phone charger up

I'm sitting on an office chair, sideways luckily. It shoots out the central piston and I fall on my ass, rock back and whack my head on a dumbell sitting by my bed. Ow.

Looks like my roof just took four shots. And it's storm season. Fucking great.

>>34375298
This.

I'm gonna have a stump tomorrow.

I'm dead.
I've got a power strip directly behind me with the outlets facing me, and two wall outlets immediately to my left.

It blew my fucking leg off

I just jabbed a knife into this outlet and it blew my hand off and now I'm deaf.

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>>34375290
Just barely missed my ass and lower back

>>34375290
Do extention cords count? If so then im moms spaghetti

>>34375290
i just got a free sex change then

>>34375290
The nearest outlet is one of those 4 plug ones, and it faces a safe im sitting on the other side of. So i'm deaf but probably unharmed

>>34375290
miss

>>34375290
pretty fucked since the neighbors and police probably wouldn't buy that story and I would get guns confiscated since i live in apt complex

My desk is fucked up i'm good

Every thread i loose a chair i wish u fuckers would stop.

Pretty sure it takes out a foot from the middle of the shin down. That's life.

Would blow my head off probably, considering that I'm typing this on a phone, sitting on a couch, and lined up with the outlet my TV is plugged into.

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>>34375290
I'm fine, I just have somedrywalling to do

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Does my surge protector count? If not I still made it, but my /k/at is rip.

>>34375417
...Are you just a huge mother fucker, or do you have no natural awareness to try and escape when shit falls over?

>>34375290
My couch, chair, footstool, cat tower, inner front door and outer front door are all fucked.

I might in half considering that I have a surge protector facing me right now. At the very least, it would take half of my head off

>>34375290
Kjaskaar?

Just misses my knee

##34376235
Fuck, meant to say sawed in half.

I should be ok from the initial shot but the oxygen lines it would take out in the opposite wall might blow my hospital up so id probs die anyway

>>34375290
Well, the bottom of my headboard is filled with birdshot now, and my ears are ringing, but otherwise I'm fine.

>>34375290
I'm fucking dead, outlet like 7in from my shoulder

>>34376237
Not OP, but hællo.

>>34375290
destroyed everything from just above my right angle to the shin

>>34376319
ankle rather

>>34375290
Buck shot up the pooper

Missed my legs by far since I'm curled into a ball on my desk cher istead of sitting normally. Never knew this habbit would save me one day.

Depending on the spread, I may have lost some of my ammo though.

I just got my asshole peppered because I rest my feet on the desk.

>>34375427
>>34375336

>>34375290
>Be a filthy phone poster.
>Sitting on a beach waiting for the rest of my work crew to get their shit together and the new interns to figure out how the damn GPS works.
>No buildings in sight, no outlets in sight.

Someone somewhere just had a bad day. Not me though, I'm good.

>>34375290
not at all, however my dresser and all my pants and underwear are destroyed from behind, my desktop may or may not be fine depending on some factors. Either way I'm out of the way of the blast and can order some new boxers and bluejeans online via laptop.

>>34376209
not him but if you're sitting any chair that allows you to lean back at all the moment it starts falling you're kinda boomed to fall with it. You're legs are bent, and you're already leaning back in a position that requires you to re adjust to stand up. Even in a normal chair you're probably gonna fall if something strikes it violently and causes it to fall because the sudden motion will ensure loss of balance on your part.

>>34375290

>double blast of buck passes across room
>flies under my chair, misses my legs cos i always sit cross legged
>PC obliterated

thanks op

I fall down as the stem of my chair is obliterated.
Suddenly happy I tend to rest my legs on the table.

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Instantly being deaf from 6 shotguns shooting at the same time and my roof is full of holes.

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outlet miss evertim

Shot the couch out from under me but untouched

>>34375290
there's a extension with 10 outlets right below my computer

RIP computer

>>34375290

Half of my face is missing, I' m deaf and my phone charger is dead.

Could be worse

>>34375290
There's an 5 outlet extension right below my left arm. I'm fucked.

A large box of old HDDs took the brunt. I'm probably financially fucked but physically, I'm fine.

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>>34375695
>Mia?
Don't know what you mean by that but if you are asking for pics, I can't do that. I don't have any way to take a digital photo or scan a film one. Any objects with a digital camera is a government spying tool that I would rather like to avoid. As for my snek, well I got lucky with her. She is a GHI morph that I got for one hell of a deal.
>pic related
Though her light areas are a little bit more yellow.

got a REAL fucked up back now , maybe death but since it i side ways i migth survive it

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Rightly fuckered. Photo from head height

>>34375290
Maybe I can get hit by a ricochet or something if I'm lucky

>>34375290
have a power strip right next to me, my ears are ringing but I should be fine.

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Probably fine
>Phone is where my head is

I'm gonna need a new desk..

directly into my face and upper body

fun times

>>34378131
quasi-justified paranoia aside it is quite easy to buy a digital camera with no wireless connections.

>at work
>in warehouse
>at shipping desk
>my ear is now torn off and I'm probably blind
I am sitting six inches to the right of it and it is at eye level facing me. Fuck.
Maybe I'll sit a little to the left and hope it comes true.

My towel is shredded but the shock would probably help my current bowel movement along

>>34378243
I could, but why would I. I have a wonderful set up as is, A minolta and accompanying lens collectio that I have built over the past 35 years. Besides if I have a digital camera there goes my excuse to the wifey about our development lab.

>>34375290

The buckshot very narrowly misses my foot, but fucks of my coffee table and couch.

>>34375290
I take half of the round from 3 yards and I'm sitting on the can

>>34375290
Went right between my leg, but too close for comfort to the right one. I'd be fine, though.

>>34375290
Well I'm instantly no longer shitposting on /k/ because my router just became shrapnel heading through my front door, but barring some slightly increased EEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm fine.

>>34378482
Wait, just remembered the one on the wall behind the suit. Same height as the other, it just misses my left leg and a couple pellets would catch my right. Not fun.

Both my legs are completely fucked

>>34375299
Nice

>>34375290
I just heard a bang in the basement and I am now annoyed

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Me and my cat are dead

>>34375290
In unfinished basement so im all gucci.

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>Four shots fire out of my extension chord, blowing a hole in the ceiling

>>34378719
This, but more than four and I lose some power rechargers and a lamp.

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I don't know what the spread is of shot directly out of shell would be, but I think I would be safe. At worst my ass would be peppered and I may lose a foot.

>>34375290
I'm in the shitter and thus fine, but my rig and everything around it just got annihilated by a power strip

Right into my back point blank, I'm a bit fucked m8.

This game/thread is more fun going into it than I thought it'd be.

>>34375290
took it in the spine, I daresay my cat and I are goners

>>34375290
I'm on a train, so I got nothing to worry about.

>>34378426
I envy you. I miss fucking around in the darkroom back in high school.

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How many walls can buck penetrate? I'm in the shitter and my downstairs (of house) just got peppered to death, dog, sister, all are the kill. But me; I'm two walls away in the bathroom mfw safe

>>34375290
Got shot at least 6 times. Fuck

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On the pooper, look right and see this.


Aw shit

>>34375290
Perfectly safe, the shot passes 2 feet away from me. I might not even be deafened.

>>34379002
Sir your outlets are upside down

>>34379018
He's Australian

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>>34375290
Narrow miss from behind my desk. Just to the right of me.

>>34378952
IT does not take much room to setup a B&W photo lab. Color takes a bit more space but I know people who do it in their bathroom. Th hardeest part of the setup is the enlarger and the space it takes.

>>34376201
Great movie, also rip drywall

>>34379002
Nigga why the fuck are you shitting with your door open?

>>34379114
Not him, but I live alone, I shit with my doors open. Who is gonna catch me? The ghosts? Nah.

>>34379219
DAMN SHITTER GHOSTS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

>>34379029
Honestly my dad is a HUGE camera nerd with a spare room so I could probably convince him to do it.

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Goodbye legs

>>34379350
assuming a 6 inch shot cone you're fine, barring the significant emotional event.

>>34375290
My computer is past tense

>computer: fucked
>brother's comupter: fucked
>desk: fucked
At least my legs survived by an inch desu

>>34379333
Do it, there is nothing like the watching a photo slowly appear.

>>34379311
I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Its just my general paranoia I guess, like I'll take a piss with the door open but I feel fucking weird taking a shit.

>>34375290
Probably wounded a bit, Most of the shot would hit the chest in front of me we use as a coffee table. Maybe even hitting me in the face as some may go up high.

>>34375336
Brutal

>>34376240
>##
Being this new

>>34375290
I now no longer have a right kneecap.

>>34375290
>outlet takes off my legs
>the two power strips plugged into it, with eight sockets a piece, turn my and my computer into hamburger

>>34375290
literally blows right between my legs. That's lucky.

>>34375290
there goes my Velop power adapter.

Depending on how the spray goes I'm either missing my lumbar spine or I'm fine and my couch is fucked.

>>34375290
Left leg and left side of bed mattress are kaput

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>>34375290
>Brb, suck starting outlet.

>>34375290
Power strip no!

>>34378193

"skin therapy"

>>34375290

Their are two opposing outlets equidistant from me that would shoot each other.

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>>34375290
I'd be solid because I would dodge it like in pic related

>>34381616
10/10 illustration.

Arm of my couch is fucked but I'm fine.

what kind of spread are we assuming?

my computer is definitely fucked, my right leg might catch some shit behind it. Maybe. but the exact placement would make it difficult to hit me elsewhere unless it's just spraying lead fucking everywhere.

>>34375290
Its gonna tag my shoulder and possibly the back of my head, can anyone guess where I am sitting?

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>>34382168
>phoneposting
>at home

>>34382252
on the floor in front of the TV playin vibeo gaem like a 9 year old

(good taste anon)

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>>34382271
I'm actually on the shitter

>>34375290
Welp, I'm now posting from my phone, because you just took out my PC and my desk. Thanks OP!

>>34382316
Your face misses you too.

>>34375290
I'm taking a shit so I'm okay.

>>34375290
phoneposting because the router just got fucked over...other than that, startled, but fine.

>>34375290
goodbye benis

my computer just got shot 10 times and my table broke, so all the other stuff fel down on the floor and broke, I probably got some shrapnel in me

>>34375290
Just got shot in the spine. Not well.

>>34375290
Other than my ears, I'll be fine.

>>34375290
I'm in a fucking loft bed.

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>>34382949
Loft bed niggas is the safest, unite.

I'm laying on my bed with my head over the edge whileon my phone and my head is 6 inches away from an outlet. Do I have a chance?

>>34375290
On the wall directly behind me, missed me by mere inches.

>>34375290
I'm fine, minus some hearing damage. But...

>the end table holding my whiskey drink and the TV playing Top Gun just bought the farm...

can confirm either side of chest is gone or like 3 inches of wood stopped the pellets

>>34375290
i'm absolutely unaffected.

how the hell did you come up with this?

>>34375290
You know goddamned well everyone's outlet is pointing straight at their dick. How is this weapons related discussion?

>>34375290
great now my chair is broken.

>>34375290
either getting some lead infuzion from right behind the couch or across the room, either way im instarip

>>34375290
I'm Kurt Cobain

>>34375290
Both of my monitors were just trashed.

Six right into my torso from three directions. Brutal.

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>>34376337

Son of a whore, it just hit my shotgun.

My shoulder is either lightly grazed or fucking gone. Then again, the shot would have had to go through my laptop screen.

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>in the kitchen
>6 outlets within 5 feet, all at chest level and pointing in various directions

>>34375290
I have a powerstrip under my desk canted at a weird angle. If that counts then I'm taking like six to the shins/knees. If not and its just the outlet its plugged into then I should be fine.

>>34375290

what? no it didnt

Shitposting from bed. I'm fine but my wife's dog on the other side of the door just got rekt.

Good.

>>34375290
Three outlets to my left facing upward and one to my right facing forwards from a wall. Only damage would be most likely light skin lacerations and ruptured eardrums.

Both calves are fucked, particularly the left one.
Probably lost a bit of my butt too.

>>34381535
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>34379364
>>34379350
>all that ricocheting shot

>>34375290
entire right leg directly over double rowed power strip. Essentially similar to a 18th century frigate firing a full broadside barrrage.