>this shawty blocks your path with poor trigger discipline

>>34374726
Ask her out for dinner?

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>>34374735
FPBP

>>34374726
Ask her if she wants to try out the four wheel drive.

And with a little luck, we might just get stuck...

>>34374726
Mozambique time

>>34374726
weapon drawn on me or just weapon out in a threatening manner?

I'm a US soldier so if she failed to ID herself while pointing a loaded weapon near me i would remove the threat immediately and get away with it because she's just some nato tributary minion who exists to die so i don't have to

>>34374800
>Mozambique time

I truly pray that you don't mean what I think you mean.

>>34374726
>Koppel rig
God that shit is wack, look at her armband straps, everything about that webbing is fucked.

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>>34374726
>Casually sexually assault because it's cool now because sand people ruined Germany.

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>>34374726
Calmly let her know that her dark eyes disgust me and ask her to please leave.

>>34374726
Sperg out and ask for her radio number

>>34374726
Boop her radio.

>>34374828
>implying murricans are more valuable than europoors

>>34375775
ah yes but she's a female in the military anon

>>34375775
That is correct.

>>34374726
Smack her ass.

Double tap and take her mags.

>>34374726
Mozambique drill her with my turgid cock

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>>34374726
>20rd magazine in hand
Finally, I can act out my Vietnam fuck fantasy.

>Take the 20 round mag out of her hand
>admonish her about her poor trigger discipline
>be glad she was only holding the magazine
>pat her on the ass before she scalpers away

What a time to be alive.

>insert magazine into my rifle and continue training.

>>34374834
i mean exactly what you think i mean anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3mkYDTRwgw

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>>34375775
>Implying any Burger ISN'T inherently more valuable in the eyes of the law and God.

Bowie told you he was afraid of Americans. You should have listened.

Time for some mre and chill. Nice!

>femsoldier getting ready to shoot me
>weak finger muscles cant pull big heavy trigger
>use my manstrength to grab her pussy and fling her tiny body 60 meters away
and thats why wimin cant b in the ormy

>>34377991
Bowie was afraid of Americans because Americans are insane, not because they're more valuable.