Knifefags BTFO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bs AMSQ13bY

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holy shit this is gold

Just hangin out!!!!!

>>34365166
Knifefag is dead?

>>34365390
Swing a knife, lose your life.

>i've got a gun!
>[continues to break in]

welp

>>34365166
Was that door made of paper?

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>>34365511
seems so

(I would get a paper door if I could shoot maniacs and hear them cry)

>>34365473
I cant own a gun but EDC a Fixed :(
Thank you for the feel!

>american doors

>>34365539
Sleep tight squidder

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>>34365166
>watches video
"HNNNG You killed me!"
"What!?! You were going to kill me!"
"Yeah, you're right I was."
"Then I did the right thing?"
"You did."
My sides are fucking GONE.

>>34365539
"sleep tight squidder"

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>>34365166
>american ''doors''

suck it Dwane

>>34365627
as if there were any doubt about the legitimacy of the shooting.. the guy literally says he was going to kill the shooter.

>>34365648
His name is seriously actually Twain.

>>34365166
Is that an SD9VE?! I feel so vindicated for my choice in poorfag firearms

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>>34365635
(((landlord))) installs $10 closet door on his apartment units

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>>34365662

I've also noticed that there is a map of Liberty City from GTA 4 on the wall

>>34365539
Sleep tight squidder

>>34365666
Nice satanic ritual

>>34365627

I really don't get what the machete guy was expecting.

>>34365539
sleep tight squidder

>>34366600
Probably insane from rage.

>>34366600
For the other guy to flinch.
The shooter says he didn't want to do it.
I believe the guy. If he would have graduated a little longer, machete guy wins

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>>34365674
>Charges you for a new door and cleanup.

>>34366628
Nothing a bout of extremely sharp abdomen pain couldn't clear up though.

that gta4 map tho

>>34365539
sleep tight squidder

>stealth check
>Crit 1

>>34365599
>>34365635
You think its just the doors? I have worked construction in the suburbs for the last 6 years and I could come through your kitchen wall with an axe like the koolaid man in less than a minute provided I don't get fucking shocked. A 10 year old boy could rip ALL the siding and gutters off most of the 200k homes ive worked on in half an hour with a pitchfork or good stick.

Construction crews are pushed so hard just to break even due to fucksmallbussineseslaws and mexicans (and amish) that they don't give a slightest fuck about quality, there are bad waterproofing spots on basically every house and I have seen water rotten walls so soft I could push my dick through them. I recently worked in an area and some fudd excavator was pointing to a nearby hill telling me this entire area will flood to our knees one day because it did 30 years ago and that the builders totally know this possibility

If any of you ever build I home I encourage you to visit every fucking day its being built, maybe its just my area.....

>>34368393
I've seen multimillion dollar homes built 10 times worse than the 1910 shitbox I grew up in. I don't understand why people put up with this, I won't.

>>34365539
sleep tight squidder

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>not living in a house made of rock or concrete
>not having a security door

>>34365539
>Sleep tight squidder

>>34368393
>Push my dick through it
I had a good, hearty laugh. Thanks anon.

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>>34365166

>>34368393
>If any of you ever build I home I encourage you to visit every fucking day its being built, maybe its just my area.....

I'm in SE Michigan and it's the same here. Every home constructed in the last 40 years has been built with bottom-barrel materials by people who don't give a fuck, and they get worse and worse every year. I had to gut my home and redo most of it before I moved in because I didn't want to live in an expensive cardboard box. Shit, my neighbor didn't even have insulation in one of her walls when she moved in. They just straight up forgot. A popular thing is not running the electrical for lights, I guess they expect you to use floor lamps in every room. You can forget about walls being straight too, so good luck trying to add some trim.

>>34365166
Was that door made out of fucking carboard?

What the fuck?

>>34369066

7 Days to Die is looking great now

>>34365539
Sleep tight squidder

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Scumbag got what he deserved

>>34368393
>>34369988
Goddamn man I want to build my own home someday, how do I not get shafted by lazy builders?

>>34365539
Sleep tight squidder

>>34366600
For the other guy not to actually have a gun

>>34365166
Can I get some sauce on this? Why is machete koolaid man trying to chop people?

>>34365539
Sleep tight squidder

>>34365539
Sleep good squidder

>>34365539
sleep tight squidd er