What was the biggest /k/ meme you fell for? I fell for the Nugget

>>34362393
>he doesn't love the bruise
>he posts fattasses

Yeah, this is about what I expected from OP.

>>34362393
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc. I want to make my folds into her folds and see what happens.

I bet her snatch smells like Oreos and BBQ

>>34362412
>I bet her snatch smells like Oreos and BBQ
is that a good thing?

>>34362393
I'd fuck her

>>34362393
I bought a scar 17. With that money I could have built an ar10 that would blow the doors off this literal meme gun.

>>34362393
I would fuck that. Thats right in my wheelhouse.

>horrific recoil that gave me a bruise
Did the smell of smoke and sulphur give you temporary PTSD?

>>34362402
She's thicc, not.
What, are you a homosexual that likes women that look like malnourished 12 year old boys?

>>34362393
I think I know that chick.

>>34362506
Not fat I meant to say.

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>>34362472
Not really.
I just bought a Mk23 today too, I loves me some meme guns

>>34362506
Sure we would fuck it. I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with it though

>>34362506
No, she's fat. Stop pretending you know faggots know what thick looks like.

>>34362506
better than one that looks like she gets frequent buyer points at krispy kreme

>>34362412
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>34362524
It just really didn't live up to the hype for me man.

>>34362517
no, thats a straight-up lardass right there, kid.

>>34362547
>that
>a lardass
Anon I know what a fucking lardass looks like, and that is not it
The things on "My 1600 pound not-life" shit you see on TLC and shit are lardasses. That woman is just fat.

>>34362546
IDK what you were expecting.
I got a lightweight, light recoiling, MOA rifle
Not sure what would "blow the doors off" a SCAR for you

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>>34362393
>Horrific recoil that gave me a bruise every outing

When I got my mosin I was 16 and weighed roughly 100 pounds if that. Could spend the whole day firing 100 rounds at a time. Never had a bruise and never found the recoil unpleasant. You are a little bitch who is either lying or doesn't know how to shoot a gun.

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>>34362393
The biggest meme I fell for was when she said "I love you"

>>34362557
>drawing distinctions between land whale and ham planet
son, you miss the point.

>>34362532
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>>34362542
>>34362547
Jesus, how many literal faggots are on this board?
I honestly bet you think stick thin run way models are hot like the literal homosexuals that run the fashion industry.

>>34362393
If you cant easily handle nugget recoil you must be a skellington. Literally took 40 rounds before i started to get a bit uncomfortable my first time.

>>34362583
>the only body types that exist are Somalian fisher's wife and hamplanet
Ok man.

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>>34362583
Nah but that bitch is a hambeast.

>>34362542
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Fell for AK being good, was a garbage rifle at best. Fell for glock being best, is not, became revolver fag.

>>34362583
I suppose when you're a fat bag of puss, too, then that looks normal to you.

remember a 3500 calorie a day diet is not a glandular problem. its a plate fork mouth problem.

>>34362602
It's only a hambeast if the belly sags enough to start covering the pussy

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>>34362576
Fucking hell m8 the week has barely begin I'm not ready for the feels train

>>34362583
A woman who looks like that before she's 30 is guaranteed to end up as a disgusting blob as soon as she has her first child/hits the wall, whichever comes first.

>>34362393
Id hit that harder than Dale Earnhardt hitting the wall at Daytona on '01

>>34362576
Motherfucker

>>34362583
imagine the horrible smell that comes from her sticky parts

>>34362393
I don't know how any meme could be bigger than your pic OP.

>>34362506
Yes

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I've actually fallen for the MUH RECOIL meme.
>DUDE THAT 1911 RECOIL GONNA SMASH UR WRISTS
>DUDE THAT MOSIN GONNA KICK LIKE A MULE
>DUDE THAT M1 GONAN KICK LIKE A MULE

Fuck off pukes.

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>>34362506
Seconding

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>>34362611
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>34362690
He didn't hit the wall that hard you fucking mong. He died because he didn't have his safety harness strapped tight enough

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>>34362393
>Grab SKS, go innawoods
I missed the opportunity to get an AK before my state banned them. There isn't one thing that an SKS does that an AK doesn't do just as well or better. You could say I was a newfag.

I can still get a select few variants of AK because of MD's arbitrary gun laws, but I currently can't afford it.

>>34362393
I'd hit that 28 days sober. Just thinking about her humping me up to the ceiling with her power hip action.

>>34363152
basal skull fracture. he didnt have to hit the wall that hard, at that speed. f=ma. when isaac newton takes over, you're fucked. take a dandelion in your hand and do the old 'mama had a baby and his HEAD POPPED OFF' thing.

>>34362393
nugget is a meme but you sound like a huge faggot

>>34362597
>tfw am a skellebob.
>tfw only have one shootable gun atm and its a nugget.

>>34362465
i'd marry her

>>34362393
I would give her a bruise every outing, if you know what I mean

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>>34362576
>it's true

the M&P shield as first gun. I hate to say it, but i should have gone with a goddamn glock 19.

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>>34363628
i wish i got a Glock 32 as my first gun

>>34362393
>>34362393
I bet she fucks like a champ.

thicc girls are 10/10

>>34362576
I didn't come here for this.

>>34362393

>What was the biggest /k/ meme you fell for?

ARs are reliable.
Glocks are good.
9mm is just as deadly as other calibers
JHP rounds

>>34364469
Pff. Fuck off.
So you're saying you just turned into a douche-bag?

>>34364527

No, just an idiot for believing what I read on /k/

>>34364543
So who did you shoot in the chest that survived and made you go back to .357/.40/.45?

>>34362393
There there is about as hot as a woman gets when she's packing a little extra love imo.

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>>34362576
Haha time to drink.

>>34362506
>What, are you a homosexual that likes women that look like malnourished 12 year old boys?

Maybe not that far, but close enough to what I'd prefer.

>>34362576
I never asked for these feels

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>>34362393

thicc bitches like this are kinda tricky cause if you get em pregnant they get fat as fuck. at least with a thin girl you know she wont become obese

that being said I would nut in her regardless

>>34362393
Are you a woman or a midget?

>>34362393
Sauce?

>>34362393
>Spice and Wolf
i still can't figure out if i actually like it or not, and i simply cannot be arsed to get the books.

>>34364153
maybe like a pie-eating champ

>>34362576
>when the woman of your dreams dumps you because you fucked up one to many times and now she's in your dreams every night

>>34364973
Now THIS is fatass hambeast. Note the difference between this thing and OP pic.

>>34362393
ruger 10/22 meme. fucking thing stovepipes just about every magazine. put in a volquartsen extractor, sanded the inside of the receiver smooth, and polished the hammer where the bolt rides it and it's still happening. i have a new factory magazine coming in the mail now so maybe that will fix it, but i doubt it

>hamplanet general

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>>34365172
The could both jump off a diving board and not get their hair wet

>>34362506

>Hurr durr, you don't like cellulite and rolls? You must be gay or can't handle a real woman.

Whatever you say Peter Paul Rubens...

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>>34362506
no you #yesallwomen numale cuck i like lithe 2d waifus who fill my heart with joy and make me want to protect them and hold their hand not filthy 3dpd fat feminist scum who'll suck your dick the same as the dozen niggers who got to her first right before she accuses you of rape and gets you locked up while taking all your assets, including your guns that your liberal ass seems to hate rather than cherish like a real kommando would

the "thicc" meme is (((trickery))) to condition you to eventually only be attracted to obese nigger women and the fact that youre blind to that really means you need to LURK MOAR FAG

>>34362583
>hurr durr if you dont like overweight women shaped like bitchniggers youre GAY LOL

just kill yourself, your inferior genes that cause your shit taste are not worth spreading you fucking animal.

>>34362393
I fell for the milsurp meme
Glad I got out

>>34362438
How could it not be?

>>34365223
Load a mag with empty brass, cycle it through manually to see if you can get an idea of where the problem is. Have you tried different ammo? Check your recoil spring, clean it, and see how smooth it rides on the guide rod.

>>34362669
Then you leave her. It's like you idiots don't understand how the post feminism world works. She's not your property, which works out great because she's also not your bourdon if you don't want her to be.

>>34365459
i went through a brick of remington thunderbolt and 2 different kinds of federal bulk ammo so far. its all done about the same. i'll try the empty brass thing tomorrow. i just bought a kidd guide rod on ebay with 3 different springs so i'll try that too

>>34364469
>ARs are reliable.
But they are though.
>Glocks are good.
They're decent. The only people who ever call them good spend 2x what the guns worth fixing the things that are mediocre.
>9mm is just as deadly as other calibers
No one says this. They say that while 9mm may be small you have capacity in your side and the difference between it and larger calibers is neglegable.
>JHP rounds
Are a good, good thing. I'm on the fence about whether or not they are more effective but stopping inside your target is a good thing. Also fuck Zed.

>>34362412
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>>34365391
>the "thicc" meme is (((trickery))) to condition you to eventually only be attracted to obese nigger women and the fact that youre blind to that really means you need to LURK MOAR FAG
Go back to /pol. They've been running this shit for the last month or so. I specifically remember my pants not fitting at the age of 10 when I was around thiccc ass women. I'll always like thick ass women, just like I always have.

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>>34362412
No you fat piece of shit this is what thick looks like. Girls that lift >

>>34365696
girl (male)

>>34365696
>implying women that looks super masculine are any better than a hambeast.

There's a happy medium anon, and a chick that looks like a dude is not that happy medium. Regardless of weather you're more muscular than her or not.

>>34364887
It's not for everyone, but I love it.

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>>34365696
tattoos, male body

...you have issues

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Worst meme I fell for was the SKS. it's not that it's a bad rifle, I just didn't see the point of buying one as a first rifle. I mostly view it as a rookie mistake, buying something you don't 100% want.

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>>34365629
/k/ is my home, /pol/ is where i watch the news. You go back to instagram or facebook or whatever normalfag hellhole you came from you chubbychasing cuck.

>>34365856
> cuck
> cuck
> cuck
Go back to your containment board. There is no news at /pol. Just conspiracy theories and rasicm. And a bunch of parrots who all sound the same because they buy everything that's thrown around in there.

>>34365923
t. easily bruised liberal faggot

>>34365696
>>34365760
>>34365761

I'm pretty sure this chick's nude photos leaked when she got in some shit over the VETPAW thing. Definitely a woman but all of the fun feminine things about a woman's body are gone.

>>34364877
I really dislike big tits. Anything bigger than a C is just a no from me. B is perfect.

I miss my ex :^(.

>Horrific recoil that gave me a bruise every outing.
First of all OP, do you even lift?

Anyways, I fell for the pump action meme.
My first shotgun was a Mossberg 500. Then I got myself a Benelli M2. What a breath of fresh air. Into the trash the Mossberg goes.

I fell for >get a 12 gauge shotgun!
I mean I'm glad I only spent money on a Maverick 88 to figure out I don't care for shotguns but I wish I bought a handgun first instead. Easier to clean, more fun to shoot, and more practical for my needs.

>>34362393
>Horrific recoil that gave me a bruise
Is that you in the pic, OP?

>>34362506
Why can't i like both?
>>34362532
Embarrassed not really, but definitely not proud either so i guess i know what you mean.

>>34362576
Fuckin dont have time for these feels at work, fuck you

>>34362581
>Ok to be autistic about .50 bmg vs .50ae but not about 200lb fuckable fatty vs 400+ untouchable landwhales
/k/ erry body

>>34362583
Its just /k/s traps being envious of those womenly curves

>>34362402
> not liking fatties

At least you enjoy pain. Otherwise you'd be a completely worthless fag, like op.

>>34362495
He already had that from the air rifle he had as a kid.

The mosin beat him worse than his daddy did with his tool.

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I really wanted a nugget, so for my first rifle I bought a nugget. Not a single regret about it. I love the kick, the smell of the left over cosmoline and the sound she makes when she fires. Also do not regret my Mk.III No.1 SMLE. Lighter recoil and a smooth bolt.

>>34362535
>Not eating that crime filling outta your girlfriends donut hole.

>>34363600
jesus christ!

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>>34362393
>horrific recoil that gave me a bruise every outing
I shot my first nugget whenever I could when I was 14, 5'10, weighed only 120 pounds, and could only bench 105 pounds and I never had a bruise and I enjoyed the hell out of it. You are either a pussy or a lying nogunz.

>>34366441
>tfw same weight and height and have fun with all sorts of rifles that kick like mules with no bruising at all

Only thing is my shoulder gets a tiny bit sore and my arms get tired from holding that shit up for 30 minutes at a time

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>>34362576
Haha it's been 4 years now, I'm completely over It
Haha it's okay I've already forgotten her
Haha so what if she's engaged
Haha I'm okay

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>>34366503
>she's engaged
ouch, man

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>>34362506
Fatfaggots are THIS delusional.

>>34362506
She's fat you retard

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>>34362576
Fuck you for reminding me she just got married

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>>34366215
High C's low D's are the best size anon trust me I know

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>>34367316
That fucking picture

>>34362402
You'd do her don't lie.

>>34368019
Not him. I'd do her. Doesn't change the fact that she's fat.

I'd suck the fart right out of her ass like a big ass bong rip.

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>>34362576

>>34362506
There is a right way to do thick and a wrong way. The wrong was is being a fatass. The right way involves working out but not leaning out.

>>34362569
This, just look at the people it was designed for. The AK is an even better example

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>>34362576
I feel for the same meme anon, wine and video games is the answer.

>>34364877
does she have a feminine benis?

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>>34362576
fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu
>mfw

>>34362583
>I honestly bet you think stick thin run way models are hot
Fat girl spotted.

>>34362690
That's not cool, man.

>gets bruised from a .30 caliber cartridge
I'm not trying to downplay the recoil of a nugget. But if that bruises your shoulder to the point that you hate it, then just don't buy anything made before 2000 or higher than a .223, pussy.

>surprised when a full caliber rifle round out of a bolt action kicks like a bitch
No shit, retard.

>What was the biggest /k/ meme you fell for?
Deer fucking. Now I'm a furry.

>>34362583
>I bet you think healthy people are attractive
only in america

>>34362393
>Horrific recoil that gave me a bruise every outing
Are you an overripe fruit, OP?

>>34362393

>nugget meme
>was meme'd as a shitty $59 full size cartridge rifle for poor fags and nothing else
>bought it and expected to not get a bruise from a WW1 era rifle

What a faggot.

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>>34362576
IT'S FUCKING AN HERO TIME GO'S DAMN IT

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>>34367056
We were together for 6 years, first half I knew I was gonna marry her and things slowly started to go downhill. We were both petty about the smallest things. She broke up with me but at the time I was just waiting for it. Shortly after, I regretted it but she moved out of state and less than two years later she was engaged and got an invite to her wedding to a guy that looks similar to me

I recently watched the new Season of Master of None and the exact thing happened to the guy from Tim and Eric. I nearly drank myself to death after watching that
Now I spend my free time banging whoors and shooting guns to fill the void

>>34362393
what is the nugget meme

>>34369142
are you me?

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>>34362576
Haha! Definitely not an issue I've ever faced, ever! Nope! Never! Not even once! Certianly not several times over a few years! Definitely not anything I'm still struggling with! Ha ha!

>>34369164
The meme in which people unironically encourage others to pay money for literal garbage.

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>>34366503

Fuck, I'm there, man.

>>34368734
The wine isn't working anymore нelp

>>34362393
pistol rounds are all the same

hollowpoint

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>>34362506
That is FAT
this is thicc

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>>34362393
pussy

>>34363600
now thats spoopy

>>34368919
Those anorexic models aren't healthy. Living on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine isn't good for you.

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>>34362393
>He doesn't use his autism induced high pain tolerance to ignore the recoil.

>>34371593
all a friend can say is aint it a shame

>>34362393
>gave me a bruise every outing
gave me a bruise every outing
gave me a bruise every outing
gave me a bruise every outing
gave me a bruise every outing

PUSSY!!!

How bought you learn to properly shoulder a firearm and lift some weights (not major one's ... but SOME)

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>>34370736
That is not thicc. It is, however, very nice.

>>34362393
I bought a Waffen Werks AK74 and then I spent $1000 on magazines. For that same $1600 I could have bought a pretty nice AR, 500 rounds, and 40 pmags.

>>34362602
Have you never seen an actual hambeast? Go look at some 400 pound feminists in wheelchairs on Tumblr and come back and tell me that the chick in OP's pic looks like that. You guys just have low test.

>>34368190
She is pretty much optimal child bearing shape.
>Perfect companion during long winters
>will provide many stout children to work my farm

>>34365102
This is hell and heaven crossing wires I think.

I miss her so much.

>>34369174
kek