Itt: retarded but funny shit you've done with guns
>shooting on friend's property
>dumb as fuck turkeys walk up to see what the noise is all about
>"anon don't shoot the turkeys"
>"don't shoot them? Understood."
>afix bayonet on my M1
>make one last glorious bayonet charge against the fowl imperialists
They ran away but I got close to sticking one.
Stop being so fucking autistic.
t. crossplaying weeaboo
>>34358924
/k/ was a mistake
>>34358937
>hating fun
How is your loneliness going?
>>34358924
>Put a steel plate in a tree to try and ricochet 22lr into the squirrels that live in another tree.
>Fuckers keep digging up my garden.
>After 3 weeks and 800ish rounds, I finally got one.
>Bullet went through him and nailed a robin behind him.
>Now flattened remains of the bullet bisected a caterpillar behind the robin.
I'm sorry birb. I just wanted to remove tree gypsies and make it look cool.
>>34358924
I've hunted chicken with 308 on my buddies property, fun but messy
>>34358924
Once, during a garden "cocktail" party, when I was drunk as NKVD commissar
I've make a fucking canapes... I've used a live .308 instead of toothpicks
>>34358924
>at range
>shooting Mosin Nagant
>someone places shotgun shell in a fun location to aim at
>could grab .22lr
>nope
>hit pole instead of shotgun shell
>knock down around 9 peoples targets
I got a few dirty looks and I'm pretty sure it ricocheted...we left immediately after attempting to put the backdrop holding the targets back up and failing
>10 or 11 years old
>shooting shotgun for the first time (20ga)
>break action, trying to open it, don't remember why but there was one in the chamber
>too weak to do it
>dad tries helping me and I almost blow my fucking foot off
All I remember is laughing my ass off. Don't remember my dad's reaction. Now looking back at it...
>>34360625
>we left immediately after attempting to put the backdrop holding the targets back up and failing
>>34360625
>Not adding insult to injury by removing your targets from the broken backdrop before leaving
>>34362259
>goes to take referred to shot
>as I pull trigger rando walks up next to muzzle
>no ear pro
>it's cool I'm used to it
>ears prob bleeding after