GF wants to work at ATF. Wat do? >Senior in Criminal Justice

>smart as fuck
>criminal justice
No. She's just smart compared to you.

>>34354195
Who cares? You may even get special benefits.

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>>34354195
fuck it, let her do it

>>34354195
Don't get a dog

>>34354215
This

A few years down the road she may be able to get you some machine gun stamps like that one congressman

>>34354195
Well that's easy, just put a gun up her butt next time.

>>34354195
Undermine the agency from the inside

This is the long con, OP. Ensure she does a good job, working her way to the top. In todays political environment females look a lot better running departments then men.

then after 30 years, whistle blow the whole fucking thing, reveal documents proving the secret database and all manner of cover ups and constitutional infringements

>>34354203
/thread

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>>34354195
>Always been jumpy around guns
>wants to work at ATF

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>>34354195
>smart
>criminal justice

As someone in academia I have bad news for you

>>34354239
Seriously?
Honest to god hope someone mcveighs the ATF again.
This time their main headquarters with a bus sized bomb.
Corrupt worthless greedy fucking piece of shit parasites.
Same with the dea.>>34354288

>>34354345
Edgy

Next time you're in bed with her just slowly insert your 1911 into her asshole and then whisper seductively into her ear "The neighbor's dog is really starting to irritate me."

>>34354288
>>34354373
Take your (You)

gotem

didnt even think of that... huh

>>34354195
>>Senior in Criminal Justice program
kek

Well, you can always just notify her when your neighbors' dogs are barking too much...

>>34354195
This is an opportunity anon! We can get a man on the inside, tell him to do it.

>>34354203
fpbp

>>34355655
Oh yeah a man is on the inside

As a graduate in CJ I can tell you it's a worthless degree unless you go in law enforcement and law enforcement only.

With that said, fuck it. Maybe she can be an insider for you.

>>34354203
THIS
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>>34354195
>really uneasy about guns
>wants to join ATF
everything seems to be in order, post annual doggo killcount

>>34354195
She's probably jumpy around guns because nobody seems to think it's possible to not flag each other with them

>>34355805
Every degree is worthless unless your an entrepreneur or understand the basic concepts of navigating society

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>>34355889
Well said anon

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>>34354195
Just don't buy a dog

>>34354239
After she fuckes him.

>>34354203
op on suicide watch

>>34355889
That actually makes me feel better.

Thanks anon.

>>34354203
Hahaha