/k/ Patch Thread Embroidered autism to show how much of a

I got the quote in today for my next patch drop and it's all paid and off for production. First time I've spent four digits on patches at once.

Actually, I don't want to think how much I've spent on patches total, I probably could buy a car with that number.

But hey, get hype for LWA hearts, Goblin Slayer patch, and finally the black bordered Kekistani flag y'all been waiting for.

Rip veprs and cheap Russian ammo.

>>34320103
>cheap Russian ammo
Stop propagating this horse shit.
Wolf Ammo is NOT banned, whatsoever

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Which do you guys think looks better
This (mind you the colors are distorted because of the yellow background making everything washed out)

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>>34320153
Or this

>>34320164
This one, and I'm buying that cz

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For those who havnt seen yet

My new patch /k/ Rainbow Six has finally dropped and being sold on the site bearing my name in pastebin

Pic related

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>>34320198

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Dunno who made this design, but I just wanted to let them know I had a handful of these made to give to a friend for her birthday.

Also Bundeswehr G3 patch is in the works.

>>34320772
>ripping off Skin
it's like you actively try to give yourself a bad name to the thread

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Reminder that Floridians are the most powerful race.

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What size would be good?

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>>34320772
>he did it again

>>34320887
Wait hol up. Are these on his site? I know he had an aesthetic design but I was under the impression it was some kind of sub gun.

>>34320974
I only had four made so they won't be going up for sale. This is strictly a birthday gift for a friend.

>>34321059
Skin hasnt made it yet but its his design

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>serb chan still hasn't arrived

>>34321076
Sheeeeit. She had sent me the art and told me to make a few one offs for her. Never knew it belonged to him of all people.

>>34321077
still waiting too

>>34321146

the actual art is old and likely not owned by a random patchfag

or anyone for that matter

>>34319966
Check
Yo
Email
>>34318907
If you want to meet up for it, I can drop a burner and we can talk. I'm always up for meeting fellow /k/ommandos

>>34321146
Doubt skin would really care
It will probably be years before he ever got around to making it

>>34321059
Who made you 4 patches?

>>34320939
That'll be great as a 2.5" patch
For a sticker maybe 2" or 1.5"

>>34321349
I wish pk would stop being such a faggot some days.

>>34320939
Any size as long as you put it up soon. I want to throw money at you.

>>34321518
Fuck you, you big bearded asshole

>>34321703
No, fuck YOU, you tiny dicked queer.

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>>34321703
>>34321707
>>34321518

>>34321518
Don't you mean Ai? What did Pk do wrong?

>>34321518
ok, "guard", what is your opinion on loils?

>>34321518
>>34321703
>>34321707
>>34321720
wew

>>34321732
You watch your mouth little boy

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Any Florida fags interested in pic related? I'm considering doing another small run of them if there's enough interest.

>>34321741
Lolis have always been the choice of men with fine taste, theres nothing wrong with it.

>>34321782
and that is how the turing test works everyone, now I know that this is not the true Guard

>>34321803
Bro come on, you know I have always been a huge supporter of Lolicon, don't be weird.

NEET Rwds restock when?

>>34321076
>>34320887
>>34321059
>>34321146
I didnt make it m8, it was thrown up as a suggestion long ago when i made the pm-9 and I said maybe

>>34321826
What did we talk about yesterday? Eh?

>>34321760
Please for the love of god.

>>34321975
Been thinking about it for awhile now
Sign up for restock notice so I know how much interest

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>>34320924
i guess i'll just have to come upon one of your corpses post happening to get one. that's fine, i'm a patient man.

>>34321994
About your extreme cuckholding fantasies

Goddamn I'm glad I got a trip.

>>34321994
I mean, if you ain't gonna make it I can always just order some more. I'll send you a couple if you want.

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>>34321760
i'm down for two, easier than waiting for the apocalypse.

>>34322208
Lel, naw

>>34322209
I'm not, you're good

>>34322234
Hella. I'll talk to my guy then.

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>>34321760
>>34322056
>>34320924
>>34322215
If you're interested, email me at [email protected] with how many you want and I'll start keeping track. I don't want to order unless I can get a significant number of interested people.

>>34322215
>$12 for that patch
Hell to the naw

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>>34320772
What G3 patch?

>>34322589
Wow that patch looks like total shit. I hope it's just over exposed lighting.

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>>34322629
Yeah, it's the lighting. It's actually darker.

https://unlimitedpatchworks.com/collections/all/products/g3-prone-to-embarrassment-velcro-patch

>>34322779
>https://unlimitedpatchworks.com/collections/all/products/g3-prone-to-embarrassment-velcro-patch

That whole color scheme is busted.

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>>34322996
He changed a few colors so it wouldn't just be a completely gray and black.

>>34323058
Pk is an Autist and needs to jump off of a bridge.

>>34320772
Opsec made that

>>34319550
>can you do Battlefield: Bad Company patches?

I'll add it to the list man.

>>34322105
Will do when I get home

PK tells me all the time that he is jealous of all the patch makers here and that he wants to grow up to be like them some day. Poor kiddo.

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For those who missed it, pic related are in stock as well as more Hotel Moscow

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Also latest darkness sample actually got the color right, color me surprised

>>34324086
>>34324074
Both of these look like ass, mine are better.

>>34324225
y-your japari park? what? are you high or fake? or both? do i need to come over and wake you up?

>>34324270
You have no idea what I have up my kilt. PK was small time compared to what I have cooking up in my beard. You see your Japari Park? Mine is going to blow your patch's asshole as wide as PK's ego. You have no idea what you've stepped into kiddo.

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>>34324311

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>>34324311
Listen to the little elf girl, you oxygen thief

>>34319901
where do I get patch from OP's pic

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>>34324419

>>34324074
>Hotel Moscow is back in stock
Just placed an order senpai

>>34324493
I like these drawings but I am not a fan of every girl looking exactly the same.

>>34324521
Then you draw some original shit. Bunch of faggots in here.

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<< It's time. >>

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>>34324521
>every girl looking the same
>literally posts two pictures where they look completely different

>>34324565
You know there's more than those 2 pictures right?

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>>34324629
Yes and? Who's this one look like, genius?

>>34321760
yep, I'm the one who asked about them a few threads ago.

>>34324562
Did you fix your prices so you could actually make some money?

>>34322391
Got a ballpark estimate on how much per patch?

>>34324562
GIBE

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>>34324796

>>34324562
when?

>>34324796
My nigga

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>>34320103
daily reminder that this is fake news

>Wolf Holding of Security Structures is an organization owned by the previously-designated Night Wolves motorcycle club. The company provides martial arts and tactical military courses to foreign military, law enforcement, and Russian-speaking compatriots from European and Asian States. Wolf Holding of Security Structures is being designated for having materially assisted, sponsored, or provided financial, material, or technological support for, or goods or services to or in support of, the Night Wolves.

source: https://www.treasury.gov/press-center/press-releases/Pages/sm0114.aspx

>>34324562
Sortie when?

>>34324992
you don't belong here tripfag

>>34324672
I'm leaving them about where they are. Maybe a little lower.

>>34324686
>>34324953
>>34324998
This Friday at 9 PM EST.

>>34325154
Based Razgriz helping his fellow aces out.

>>34325154
>maybe a little lower
nigga, if you charge $1 more for products, I can't see anybody getting angry. Didn't you say that you're going in the red lately on patch sales?

You should, at the very least, keep them this price so that you are not losing as much money

>>34325206
Mate, I gross $70k at my day job. I'm not doing this for the money. I don't care as long as it's roughly par.

>>34325154
>Lower
BOI. LET US GIVE YOU MONEY. Your stuff will still be on the cheap end of things even if you were to raise prices another dollar or two.

>>34324086
do you have mail by letter, or the cheaper mailing method you have is the international standard, im not paying 15 dollars in shipping for 3 patches

>>34324992
Golden tigers better anyway

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>>34325239
As a buyer and a fellow fan of ace combats and not one of your greedy patch fag peers I appreciate your efforts and poorfag friendly prices. I give everyone a <3 in the order comment field but you'll get a <4.

>>34325154
Why would you willingly lose money on them

>>34325276
There should be an option for international letter method

>>34325239
literally the coolest patch merchant

>>34325239
you sir are truly a baller individual

>>34324645
I should specify the gun ones, they all look the same.

>>34320939
I would buy the fuck outta that

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>>34325239
I aspire to be this type of wealthy. Being able to live a comfortable lifestyle where I can venture into doing small merch type stuff like patches and not have to worry about making a profit.

>tfw wagecuck

>>34324562
where do i get this you basterd!

>>34325662
pastebin

>>34320164
I like this one more based off the two images.

>>34320924
Where you at nibba.

Titusville reporting in. Need friends.

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>>34324679
I'll make a rough estimate of $10, including shipping. if I get overwhelming demand itll be cheaper.

>>34324562
I will straight up buy the both Mobius patches right now if someone can link me.

>>34325874
Pastebin.

Is the NOD patch out yet?

>>34325948
If you mean from C&C, I'll be starting it soon.

>>34324332
>>34324311
>>34324270
I'm new.... are you guys actually beefing?

>>34325662
Read the thread retard. Then you would know when they are being released.

>>34326009
yes

>>34326009
No, people are trying to impersonate a drawfag and the patchmakers see through the ruse and are mad at the impostor.

except for the PK part, everyone hates PK
he's a faggot

>>34326009
naw, someone with nothing better to do is pretending to be guard

>>34325945
I couldn't find it desu. I looked at all the sites.

>>34326263

>>34325154

>>34326263
Look at the patch fag's name and find it in the pastebin. It's razgris or strangereal patch guy.

>>34326263
typing what you want in the search bar doesnt count as looking

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>>34319901
Are there any patches like OP's but for France? Pic related, would buy five immediately if someone pulls through.

>>34326283
stop fucking spoonfeeding
Its immediately obvious who sells it
The stupid faggot retard is waiting for you to do exactly this

>>34326263
READ THE FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!

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>>34326295
>telling people to look in the pastebin is now spoonfeeding

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>>34325798
Tampa usually nibba, in MI all summer tho

>>34326379
giving the name is

>>34324521
>>34324551
YES! I fucking love bashing on Guard threads!

Fuck you Guard literally any furry artist is better than you and you're such a closet fag that whenever you're around 12 year old boys you start to feel a tingle in your pingle.

>>34326294
Why is she forcing her to eat a lime? More of this?

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>>34326413
Hey now thats just super ru-

>I SAY U WOT M8

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>>34326432
>>34319901
don't have anymore like that, have a bunch related to France tho. I would love a patch of Poilu Spurdo as well.

>>34320153
This one. Matches woodland and multi better. Regardless I think even by itself this is more aesthetic

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>>34326294
>>34326432
That's ISIS-chan and she's an absolute slut for melons and infidel cock.

>>34326534
you realize the literal only difference is the shading, right?

The rest is identical white and gold

>>34326294
>frogs ripping off serb memes
Not nice

>>34326087
Wtf I love men now

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A serious question here gents:

Why is it so hard to just type up a name of a specific vendor when it comes to some anon asking for sauce? Why is it so hard for some guy to say "woodpatch" or "ai" or "neet" instead of "Instead of asking on this blah blah blah forum check out the pastebin, scroll through 20 minutes of webpages to not find the specific answer you are looking for.

What happened to board community? What happened to decent courtesy? Face it, you the oh so lonely cunt face "in pastebin" poster built around a mountain of negativity and disappointment, could gain from guiding a new poster to the vendor he or she so chooses. Instead, you decide to be a festering troll; giving way not to courteous helpful advice. No, you the sad little cretin belittles the new poster. Not only halting potential revenue for the vendor, you misguide your own intentions of integrity by labeling it "spoonfeeding" or "enabling newfags". Yet you forget you were new yourself. You, built on heaps of anxiety and autism, enabling the very disdain for which you create: shitposting.

So do not shitpost. When a newfriend asks "w2c lewd Starbucks" say not "check the pastebin then kys faggot" say "Ai. And I hope you enjoy the very notion of supporting a grassroots seller along with your well made patch".

Remember, to stop abject faggotry, one must accept its place in nominal society. So stop being a faggot and help out. Cunt.

>>34326513
Should I have went with tingle in your pringle?

>>34326604
How about you do a bit work on your own instead of expecting everyone to spoonfeed you.

>>34326604
>>34326631
Telling someone the name of a patch fag so they can ctrl+f the pastebin is fine. Calling someone a faggot for not looking for the patch fag's name that posted a picture is fine.

Having a sandy vagina about spoon feeding over every single thing is not fine.

>>34326625
Are you implying my wingdangle bears a burly italian moustache?

>>34326604
or you could just not be a fucking tard and check the pastebin made so you dont have to fucking ask

fuck half the time they have a name they are too stupid or lazy to actually look for a patchmerchants store when they have a name

its not our fault some people are too fucking stupid to read the op

>>34326604
Or instead of wasting time writing the "I'm a whiny little pussy" post, you could have spent time READING THE FUCKING THREAD. If only you could overcome your crippling autism and retardation, you would then know those patches aren't for sale until Friday.

>>34325798
Cocoa here hmu

>>34326604
In my opinion this happens because of the separation between patchfags and just normal /k/ denizens looking for cool patches.

The people who post and stay in this thread all the time know exactly what vendors make which patch. the guys who drop in and windowshop make the mistake of asking nicely who makes what patch.

>>34326604
>>34326631
>>34326658
>>34326701
>>34326752
>>34326797


This is 4chan, you cry baby bitches, and you get what you get here. This incessant bickering back and forth about what "is and isn't" and what we "should or shouldn't" is tiring to read over and over. No one is right and you're all just complaining to complain. I mean, did we really need these six (now seven) posts about this? The answer is no, no we didn't.

>>34326797
and then we tell that there is a pastebin with the store in it
which leads to faggots bitching about not getting a direct link

its not about people asking nicely. its about people ignoring any and all information given expecting to be spoonfeed

fun fact if the store isnt in the pastebin we will usually tell you were to get it

>>34326832
quit bitching about us bitching
so stop being a cry baby bitch

>>34326832
>complaining about the complainers who are complaining about others complaining about them

We need to go deeper.

>>34326862
We 4chan nibba. we complaining about u righ now

>>34326758
Email me [email protected]

>looking to spend shekels
>patchfags shill patches
>won't link to their stores
what the fugg kind of service is this?

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Today is Litha. The Summer Solstice. The last long day before we begin our approach of the Harvest Festival of our great Goddess.

>>34327035
have a (you)

>>34327035
Patchfags don't want to sell patches, they exist only to make people upset and use patches as a medium for that.

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>>34327050
I know what I want to harvest.

>>34327035
It's not the patchfags fault that you're retarded.

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AWOOOOoooo~

>>34327050
I hate Holo.

>>34321349
>>34324332
AI I sent you an email yesterday regarding two of my orders I made, I just want to make sure you got them

>>34324796
Witnessed!

>>34325276
its not appearing, i will tinker with your page to see if i can make it appear

>>34327082
ayyy. my guy over in osg is making that exact image into a sticker.

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I love the smell of fresh autism in the late morning.

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>>34325239
thats pretty fucking cool Razgriz

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When is new awoo patch coming?
>Tfw night sip

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>>34327315
Hey Crimson, I know you've got some other patch designs to look into, but do you think you could ever get an Acta Non Verba patch from Battlefield Bad Company ever made???

>>34327678
shut up overrated shill

>>34322779
>FAL keychain
Where do I get one with G3 because I've searched most the stores in the paste bin and can't seem to find it or find it in stock

>>34327903
soon

>>34326604
>>Why is it so hard to just type up a name of a specific vendor when it comes to some anon asking for sauce?

because people do it too often

we made the pastebin SPECIFICALLY so people would stop asking

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>>34327921
How soon?

>>34322391
>>34321760
Floridafags, email me if you want a FL /k/ patch. Im pretty sure a second run is in order. Tell me how many I can pencil you in for [email protected]

>>34327035
mods specificially said their not allowed to post their links

hence why the pastebin was made

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>>34327903
>>34327985
Soon™

>>34328026
why even block them, no one would want to steal that

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>>34319901

*whips out belt*
FUCKING ANIME
*SMACK*
IS
*SMACK*
GAY
*SMACK*
SHIT
*SMACK*
FUCKING ANIME WATCHING FAGGOTS
*SMACK SMACK SMACK*
FUCK

>>34327985
15-45 Notori Days

>>34328112
*grabs your throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF ?!?!?!?!?
*growls*

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>>34328489

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>>34328489

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The" deplorables" patch the trllz was doing was created bySabo – a pseudonym derived from a tank munition called sabot – made his breakthrough in the GOP primaries with a poster of Ted Cruz as a tattooed, muscled convict. It went viral and Cruz’s campaign embraced the bad boy image, though later distanced itself when Sabo was accused of racism. Still, revenues rolled in and Sabo was famous.

He scored another hit during the general election with an image of a grinning skull with yellow hair labelled “The deplorables” – a riff on a Clinton blunder about Donald Trump’s supporters. It earned him $20,000 in a single day and inspired copycats. this guy.
>>

>>34328517
>The" deplorables" patch the trllz was doing was created bySabo
>made his breakthrough in the GOP primaries

Thats not how a sentence break works

>>34328489
When?
Also, plz restock Spurdo.

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>>34328528
thats the pre production sample
Give it 2-3 weeks or so for it to be here

as for spurdo, not sure on a restock yet, but if I get a bunch of restock notices on the page, I'll push it more to the front of the list

>>34328026
I want an SVD so bad.

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>>34322779
Dammit, I need that keychain and they're sold out.

>>34328573
gen 2 stock soon

>>34327872
Yeah. See. >>34323450

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>>34320216
Pretty autistic but you've done well. A solid 8/12.

>>34328489
Oh God yes!

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I'm finally back in America with all my patches and guns

>>34328645
uggo

>>34328645
you even got your belldandy

I dont know if I'll be available this weekend
We'll see what happens
We're supposed to have like 12,000,000 pounds of gravel moved by tomorrow (shits not happening lul) so I might end up having to work over the weekend

>>34328611
T-t-thanks

On a real note tho thank you, I'm happy with it

Shitposting patch, Elysium Drop Troop, or Kek Mit Uns next

>>34328608
Shit thanks man. I missed your first response when I was scanning through the thread.

>>34328611
>that bull doggo

How old is she? Looks to be about 7-8 months.

>>34328489
....Ed, Edd, n Eddy?

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>>34328489
How big did it end up being?

>>34326832
I love you guys ! We are all dickheads !

combing through 6.6b tripcodes to get the one I want is suffering.

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>>34328684
I would go with the Kek if you could do something extremely subtle. Or make a patch of "Knuckles" because he's a good boy.

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I'll take better pictures tomorrow when I have a camera that isn't my phone camera.

>>34328822
That's Knuckles and he's a dude. He's about 9 or 10 now but he was around a year then. He's a good boy. This is scary dog. Also good doggo.

>>34328861
yop

>>34328901
3 inches

>>34329019
are you using tripcode explorer?

>>34329103
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

Also, I want you to wrap it in like 10 pounds of desiccant and bubble wrap :DDDDDDDDDD

>>34328551
NEET GIB RWDS PLS

>>34329113
>labels picture "bitches"
>"issa dude"
>bulldog
>scary

In what world?

>>34329123
SIGN UP FOR RESTOCK NOTICE PLS

>>34329120
mty cl

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>>34329113
Forgot pic

>>34329131
I DEED
NOW GIB PLS THANK YOU

>>34329134
never heard of it

I use tripcode explorer because I can ramp my processors up to max and thread it 4 times for extra sanic

>>34329145
well I.m shitposting and watching netflix so that doesn't help

>>34329058
I need to do more work on it but I have a sample of what it would look like

I was a little worried it might be past it's time for max hype

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I did a count on my restock notices and I have more requests than I thought

I'll probably be restocking RWDS and Spurdo/fug

>>34329128
Scary Dog is the other dog's name. Forgot pic and added it in an autistic manner to my own post. The picture was taken and named over 12 years ago making me the wise old age of 12. Also am currently stoned because am degenerate.

>>34329346
odd name

>>34329593
>PVC

>>34329593
>Corona

>>34329593
>Furry keyboard

>>34329593
>Glock

>>34329593
>Inforce

>>34326404
St. Pete here, please take back all your homeless, William's park is packed and I'm tired of kicking them off the building/property

>>34327360
hit me an email, ill see what I can do

>>34329593
>pens

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>>34328489
It's really happening!

>>34324992
here you go you stupid fuck

https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/OFAC-Enforcement/Pages/20170620.aspx

>>34329906
>WOLF Performance Ammunition is a trademark associated with Sporting Supplies International (SSI), a corporation in the United States.

they've been manufacturing in the US since like 2007.

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I've finally got a steady job, so buying a few patches is an achievable reality for me now.
But I don't want to start with my autism going full blast with dank memes and Monster Girls.

Does anyone make a Jedi Order patch?

>>34325239
Raz, you're the patch merchant I aspire to be.

>>34325581
Waiting was such a great movie. Wish they'd have done a not dog-ass sequel.

>>34328645
Glad you got your patches and holy shit I'm jelly as fuck right now. Them's some nice ass guns man.

>>34330114
Yes, but not on /k/ so far as I know. eBay will be the way to go.

---

Late night patch work is fun, helped Lard with a thing he's doing and learned s good bit about MSPaint in the process. Might design some stuff for myself later.

>>34329593
>vertical photo

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>>34330379
is that a bug? same thing happens to me on Facebook. i have to edit it, even just crop a little, so it won't come out sideways.

Anything except 2hu and woodpatch drop this/last week?

>>34329593
>Patches

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>>34329593
kys

>>34330292
If you're seriously using Ms paint, you should really consider upgrading to paint.net. it's free and simple, but way more useful than mspaint.

>>34330007

Wolf isn't even the cheapest ammo. I don't know why the fuck you guys even mention them anymore. They are the equivalent of a /k/ Fudd brand these days.

I haven't bought any patches in a few months. Anyone got anything new that isn't Anime or /pol/ memes?

>>34330896
yes

>>34330762
Ai, you still on board with the lewd comission?

>>34326938
>>34326758
E-mailed

>>34326552
I always thought it was a kebab.

Goodmorning gents

>>34321174
>Check
>Yo
>Email
I already did man, I- oh wait, sorry, is this Lambda? Fuck, need to email him.

If you aren't Lambda, I don't have your email. shoot it over through my website, I always get those.

>>34331334
Morning GCrab.

>>34330884
I seriously am, because I'm a lazy POS. I may get paint.net, or GIMP. Used that for the first time yesterday, seems useful. Like it gets what I want more than the hyper-rigid MSPaint does.

>>34330889
Fudds wouldn't shoot Wolf you dingus. I'd doubt they'd even touch Silver/Brown Bear.

---

I feel like doing patch stuff this weekend, any shows or games y'all want something from? Might try making something myself instead of leaning on better artists.

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I'm looking to start making patches for /k/, likely at cost or near cost as a side hobby. I am unfortunately absolutely clueless in regards to the best spot to get patches made, preferably from somewhere that has decent minimum order sizes and i'm not shelling out for hundreds of them.

Any suggestions?

>>34319966
m-maybe wait for your stock to sell out before ordering new ones

>>34320164
this one because it looks more like the original pic form the show.

>>34332221
KSM has ten more in stock, and while I have the gilded Keks still, people have been clamoring for the black border version.

Or did you think I was doing a second massive patch drop when the first hadn't gotten here yet? Just trying to figure out what you were meaning.

>>34332209
Google-sensei will guide you, or just email Ai with dick pics or he wont help you.

>>34332244
it just looks to me like your stuff is selling slow but it seems i'm mistaken.

also i'm just flabbergasted that gloli didn't sell out like in a matter of days.

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>>34326604
If you ask in /osg/ w2c they just tell you the vendor. But they also have like 30 stores in the pastebin.

>>34322105
>i-it's for a m-movie.. the p-prop department just loses shit all the time

What is the average size for a patch?

>>34331534
That Charlie wildcard pic I used to always post.

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>>34325239
this post deserves more you's

>>34332209
Custom patches is aight

>>34329593
sorry but that white area inside the trigger guard is retarded design-wise

>>34332837
I might get one because that also works for Alabama, how much is it?

>>34328815
No problem. These threads go fast.

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>>34332614

>>34332937
Probably $10, or 8 if you buy two. Shipping included in the price

>>34332986
>Mr. My Patches Are Made By A Veteran Company
Didn't we find out that that company outsources its embroidery to CHYINA

>>34332986
Didn't your company tell you to fuck off

>>34333075
Err, no. I never disclosed the name of the guys I've been using for the majority of my designs. I'm not even trying to be a dick here, but 99% of what you guys think you know about my business is based purely on speculation.

I'll admit though, I did use CP for one of my designs simply due to time constraints and they were incredibly meh quality wise compared to what I'm used to.

>>34332209
>multiple people run businesses in order to make money
>you show up to inevitably take designs and give them away
>expecting those people to literally give away money by giving your the resources to start

>>34332354
I really didn't want to restock in case they asked questions

>>34333432
>I never disclosed the name of the guys I've been using for majority of my desi-
http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/33549550/#33557586

Why do you lie so much?

>>34332614
You fucking idiot

>>34332986
Whatever you say, Chinaman.

>>34333551
How hard is it to just say "I sell them online. I don't care why people want them as long as they keep giving me money." Would they really care past that?

>>34330762

check your e-mails you dirty nigger

>>34333563
He doesn't know what he's even told the truth about anymore.

PK is truly a sad human being

you guys need a blacklist so people know who to trust and not trust.

Put notes on their names like: unreliable shipping (ai) liar (pk) etc

>>34333536

This only makes me more motivated.

>>34333782
Ai is (((reliable)))

It's just that Leaf mail sucks and holds things for no reason, he'd never cheat you, intentionally.

>>34333782
Ai is at no fault for shipping times I have received multiple packages from him he's one of the best patch makers he even drew a dick on my package

>>34333432
What is your G3 patch going to look like?

Would anyone be interested in large orders of the good goy stickers? Like a dozen plus?

>>34333823
why are so many of his packages missing? why did he have 18 return packages the other day? i get that he's a nice guy but maybe an actual blacklist would make him get it together.

>>34333904
How is it his fault people are fucking up their addresses?

>>34333904
>why did he have 18 returned packages
Cause Leaf post are a bunch of cucks and randomly send stuff back

>>34333856
I might, why not. Could throw them in/on orders, that'd be fun. It'll have to wait 'til some patches sell so I have the funds for stickers and mystery items, though.

Oh yeah, Mrs. Merlin decided to go with a camo pattern from the Division instead of worrying about getting an anime stencil to come out right. I'll post it when it gets in, should be bueno.

>>34319966
What's the Goblin Slayer look like? I really liked the manga but can't bring myself to buy it since the characters don't have names, but I'd buy a patch.

(my shit box was $500 cash so you could've bought that.)

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>>34332986
>>34333432
sometimes when you post i think you are ok but a few posts later you prove again and again that you're mentally challenged.

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Extra rare patch

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>>34333941
Looks like this, but it'll be merrowed.

>>34334272
Is that text warp tooled?

>>34333916
>fucking up their addresses
no.

>>34333782
I'll go ahead and put Mr. "I shipped those a month ago" down as a liar too. PK's just a dumbass.

>>34334796
dont forget the preorder fiasco!

>>34333583
because a company doesnt want their name attached to something inflammatory like that

>>34334272
>>34334319
>just realized the top is warped and then the edges warped inwards
>the bottom is on a path

>>34333571
>>34332986
As far as I knew they were

>>34334916
dont give away manufacturers

>>34334990
Noted now

>>34334875
Order1:yeah im making a local town movie with it.
Order2:whoops ordered too little
Order3:movie went well in local town,locals wants to have their own.
Order4:wow wee these sells
OrderX:Heil Trump

>>34332837
already emailed yesterday, are you actually taking orders now or are you sitll just seeing how many people want em?

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Need to work on my photography skills

>>34335167
have the light further back and take the picture at a really depressed angle
If your phone has a manual focus dial, play with it until it looks nice

As payment for my teaching, that will be $200 of the price :^)

>>34333031
How many do you have left?

>>34333823
Three months and counting to get my original order so no.

>>34319901
>finally got serb chan
looks great

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Thanks for the quick delivery, but is the wrong patches, lol

<3 u skinny

>>34335532
>>34335551
What is she hiding?

>>34335561
just posted wrong pic is all. I wouldn't worry about it

>>34335576
>none of the archives got it

damn you sticky

>>34335576
Whatever you say missy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xvo_BBkIbg

>>34335167
Start by putting something under the gun to prop it up out of sight so you don't need to have to stick shit through the trigger guard like a fucking retard.

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>>34335589
Not the first time high speed internet has saved my bacon :v

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>>34335625
Not so fast!

>>34335167
>putting copper directly on the steel

NEETs gonna be pissed

>still no serbia chan patch
Just fucking end me

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>>34335635
YOU SUNOVABITTCH D E L ET TH IS

>>34335647
Okay let me explain to you stupid fuckers what happened here

I'm betting that dumbfuck Ai went on a trip somewhere or maybe something DID happen in his family
He didnt tell us for awhile and didnt ship SHIT out, meaning all the shit he said he shipped never happened.
He's doing the same thing as last time and you dumbfucks can't see it
There were never any reships on anything
It just never went out

Yeah, it'll probably be taken care of, but fucking christ, stop bitching

>>34335660
>When higher speed internet cooks your bacon

>>34335635
>when sticker posts her own pic to try and make it seem like she was hiding something but wanted to make it a big deal anyway

just as planned

>>34335660
Never >:^)

>>34335668
I dunno. I got my Serb on time.

>>34335694
you ordered before his shit went to hell

>>34335668
But I got my stuff

>>34335710
again, you ordered early enough

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>>34335668
>>34335694
>>34335696
>>34335710
>>34335724
I slaved away to pack nearly 300 orders in less than 4 days so that I can get everyone's orders out before I left, and beside the 15 packages that got sent back pretty much everyone else has theirs. (And if they don't they should email me)

Stop bullying me I didn't repeat my noob mistakes.

>>34335660
Now I have another pic to taunt you with.

>>34335779
katyusha volunteer patch when

>>34335660
That blue isn't great.

Choose a better color and we might be nice.

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>>34335551
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>34335779
It's ok Ai, I already know you're a fellon so I don't hold that high of an opinion of you to begin with, so anything you do will seem like normal. Now NEET, on the other hand, I highly praise much more than you, I think you should aspire to be more like him. Now I know you two have your little off-and-on relationship, but I think NEET is the top of that partnership and you are the lower.

>>34335830
Been there done that

>when you accidentally a polis rangers instead of an ithilien rangers

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>>34335805
Soon

>>34335835
>NEET is the top of that partnership and you are the lower
I'm okay with neet being on top, it makes him feel more empowered while riding my dick.

>>34335635
There's is no way that someone like Sticker, who has gone throughout the trouble to set up a persona and always freaks out everytime a pic is posted of her(?), would not autistically check the photo in case here was any trace of something leaking.

I propose that Sticker is doing this on purpose to gain publicity, knowing that people will continually post it and she(?) will freak out, leading to a long comment chain and people seeing "Stickerbot" more often. It's a classic intentional leak, getting people excited about something, but not totally giving things away, leading to hype.

I personally like this little game of cat and mouse where the original mouse is just the cat's paw

>>34335869
pics of katyusha?

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>>34335892
here

>>34335869
Soon or Soon™

>>34335906
Only I can use Soon™
Anyone else using it requires royalties

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>>34335906
Sooner ™