If you were going to be stuck in an elevator for 36 hours and

A water gun

None of them have a barrel big enough for my dick so whats the point?

>>34313618
Elevator gun

>>34313618
Cell phone gun with recharging rounds.

The Blaser R8 in .458 Lott, maybe an extra barrel for .300 Win Mag. After I learned how Bill Judd went out, I'm not about to fuck around with no elephants if I see them. The .300 Win Mag option is in case I meet something smaller than an elephant that's still dangerous, like Floyd Mayweather or black mambas.

>>34313636
This is the best answer.

Why would being stuck on an elevator for 36 hours have anything to do with what gun I have?

>>34313618
Breaching shotgun.

The REEEE would be devastating wouldn't it?

A flare gun so i could signal for help.

PANZER RATTE GUGENHEIM BRATWURST CANNON

>>34313618
pez dispenser

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>>34314507

Yeah, its a small, metal box within a shaft. For maximum EEEE, you should tightly seal your lips, pinch your nose and try blowing out of your nose and then shoot the gun.

>>34313636
>>34314483

Thirded. I would fill it up with some fruit juice or vitamin water.

>>34313636
This

>>34313636
You are a very intelligent and interesting person.
You have done well today.

>>34313618
A .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer snubnose for close quarters

G11. Might as well spend the time trying to figure out how it works firsthand.

>>34313618
Desert tech MDR, because it doesn't exist, therefore me being stuck in an elevator wouldn't exist. I would become a being of vapor and transcend this universe.

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>>34316668

>>34313636
Well done, /k/unt
Well done.

>>34313618
MP5

> Now i have a machine gun, ho ho ho

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>>34316603
What kind of compensator would you run with that?

>>34317989
A 50 Gallon Drum suppressor

For me it's the Glock 19, the best striker fired pistol.

A portal gun

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ANY gun?