Another bear attack within 3 weeks, what's going on /out/?

>>34307400
Wrong board brother

>>34307425
Just realized that myself, too much to drink tonight

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>>34307400

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>>34307400
>not the superior version

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>>34307400
fuck bears m8

The SAS survival guide saved my life once. Lofty Wiseman wrote that although its contrary to your instincts, you're supposed to stand still during a bear charge.

>>34309074
No. You're supposed to stand still during a gorilla charge, not a bear one.

>>34309087

No, the Junior Woodchuck Guide told me to dump a mag of 7.62 into the problem, then find where their cubs are hiding and do the whole fuckin village.

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>>34307400
45-70 reporting in
405 grain hard cast lead at over 1700fps

I guess you could say I am...
Loaded for bear?

>>34309014
>>34309731
>>34310148
As far as a charge goes, these are the only correct answers.

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/grizzly-bears-shot-atlin-bc-1.4150248
>Northern BC Canada
>2 brown bears tried to break into a guy's home and murder his entire family
>guy called his dad who came with a rifle
>dad one shots one bear
>the other bear looks at the dead bear, sniffs it, looks at dad, eats some dandelions, and slowly wanders back into the bush
>family calls 911 and officers say yeah it was self defense we won't charge you
>LEOs leave so guy freaks out and tells dad to give him a gun
>the other bear comes back for attempt number 2
>guy shoots bear dead

Bears are really fucking retarded. This bear saw his brother die right in front of him and couldn't understand that attacking this dude's house will 100% make him as dead as his brother.

>>34310223
>Bears are really fucking retarded
Yeah, anything that eats garbage is probably stupid as shit

>>34310431
>doesn't know the intelligence of rats

Its actually kinda scary how intelligent rats can get.

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>>34307400
just go to home depot

>>34311731
Lmfao