Are Somali pirates still a thing? I'm half tempted to join

>>34303325
Have to join a PMC to go on the trip. Most shipping companies don't allow solo independent contractors to run security.

>>34303325
OP is going to get culturally enriched in the butthole

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>>34303325
Pictured: end result of /k/ running security on a container ship.

>>34303370
Eh, I've been suicidal for a long time, but never really had the courage to kms. I guess this could be a great excuse to do so.

>>34303368
Well that's going to be difficult for a civvy like me.

>>34303325
Dont you worry people will pay you to protect cargo.
I know dudes that got some mad cash doing it for only few years..

>>34303411
>Dont you worry people will pay you to protect cargo.
That seems to be the most difficult way to do it though. I'd rather pay for the privilege, then maybe if I enjoy it enough, it might motivate me to try to make a career out of it.

O.K, and I'll go on a submarine trip to recover all the guns that lay under the sea.

>>34303433
I've seen some clips of them taking AR's apart and throwing them piece by piece over board. It would be cheap enough to replace them I guess.

>>34303325
>$25,000 to experience this
Why not just travel to Somalia and pay off that amount to a warlord to hunt humans in his domain?

>>34303622
That's not fair game though. I don't want to be a killer, I just want a chance to defend myself.

>>34303325
Just sign up already with your cunts army you LARPing piece of shit. If you want to operate as operating operators, do it the correct way and earn it.