What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard

>.22 is for kids

>>34301890
Anything that cnn, foxnews, or any other propaganda spewing news outlet says about firearms

>What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard someone say about guns?

Any of the threads on /k/ at any point ever

>"What if it goes off?"

My girlfriend after she found out I keep a gun in my night stand.

>>34301890
I was at a range and the guy in the same area as me came over and started talking to me and my friend. Had vanilla S&W ar15 and talking about how its the best weapon ever. Im not into the whole ar vs ak debate because they are both great. Anyway he started talking about how to practice home defense.
>see what ya gotta do is practice breaking into your buddies house and see if he will wake up and hear you.

>Practice that a few times and then when the real thing happens you'll know what to hear and look for.

on the way home jokingly bring up how I want to practice breaking in and get shot just for training.

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>>34301890
>sks
>Chinese ak variant

>>34301890
>You can't shoot deer with an AR. It'll blow it in half

>For me it's the Glock 19, the best striker fired pistol.

>>34302113
That could be OK if you told your buddies about it.

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Glock doesn't triggers metal detectors

>You can't hunt deer with 5.56

Got told this literally a weak after filling the garage freezer with venison.

>Well ya, you can get lucky once in a while.

I've taken 12 in the last 5 years, only 1 moved more than a few yards before dropping, and that one barely made it to the tree line before laying down.

>>34301890
nobody needs an ar15

*BRRRRRRRRRRRT*

>.50 BMG is so deadly it can tear a man in half and can kill you just by flying too close

>>34303020
and had like a call out words and other preventative measures

>there's such a thing as too much Dakka

WAAAAAAAUGH

>>34301890
is it loaded.

>>34303086
when people say that i'm 100% percent sure its because they cannot shoot and need the extra power to wound the deer enough to kill it.

>>34301890
anything along the lines of "just because the bullet is bigger, it must be more powerful"

>>34301890
I'm always worried that when I read these threads, I'll come across someone quoting something I said when I was like, 10 and still learning a lot

>>34303002
Fucking hate this one. Why does everyone assume that an AR is a nuclear tank shell that automatically fires 6 gorillion RPM

>>34303329
Seriously, it doesn't split kids in half in all the school shootings.

>>34303197
It's more of the fudd lore of 5.56 being a 'wounding' round just kreeping into hunting. So to them of course it's just going to wound a deer. And by golly, that's unethical.

But if you can aim, it will take big Midwest white tail inside of 250 yards without a problem, especially with an 18 inch or longer barrel.

>>34301890
>tfw you've come across people who think ammo can go off if you just shake it hard enough
I never realized they filled cartridges with nitroglycerin

>>34303186
Sill I thought it was not worth the risk and was kind of not a good idea.

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Pic related is a multi-caliber gun that can fire 9mm Largo, 9mm Steyr, 9mm Browning Long 9mm Browning short, 9x19 NATO, .38 ACP, and .38 Super

>>34301890
one time some fudd told me that he can shoot .38 thru his .357. im like you dumb old man those is too different calibers. .38 is bigger than you're 357 and you is gonna blow up that gun.

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Pic related is made from the armor of the Graf Spee, when you shoot it, it makes a ringing sound.

https://www.americanrifleman.org/articles/2014/1/30/investigation-of-a-legend-the-graf-spee-and-the-ballester-molina/

34303579
All outa fucks and (you)s to give on your bait and gay bullshit

>>34302041
CNN is the only honest news left not like the fake news fox news shits out

>>34303037
Holy shit this, my mom was watching Law and Order and fucking Ice-T was asking how someone got a gun in a club or some shit and some other asshole relied:
>its a glock, its entirely made of polymer and therefore wont set off the detecters.

>>34303478
A good spine shot will take out a moose.

>>34303621
>mainstream media
>honest

>>34301890
Almost everything people say about guns

>>34301931
but that's actually true

unless you're poor, of course

>>34303086
I assume when people say "you can't hunt deer with 5.56" they are trying to say "it's illegal to hunt deer with 5.56" which is actually true in a small number of states

>>34301890
>reasonable gun control

>>34301890
no one should have assault weapons

>>34303086
It is illegal in a number of states to hunt with .223 or 5.56

>>34304101
which ones.

>>34303717
Never tried that one myself. I just know that 5.56 shoots flat enough to make heart and lung shots a breeze, and soft points in the 60-75gr count give you plenty of kill for most north American game. And if need be, 75gr tap will drop a black bear.

>>34303607

thats pretty wicked,did they make guns from any other things like tanks or aircraft carriers?

>>34303963
I know, but I've been told this in a state with no such law by people who genuinely believe a deer will just take a heart shot by it and suffer for hours. And honestly, I think it's just people who hate ARs for hunting.

"If you need a semi auto, you ain't a real hunter!"

>>34301890
>Filling firing pin of will make it fully auto.
>Steel ammo can't be used in bolt-guns.

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>>34301890

>>34304140
Colorado, Connecticut, Illinois, Iowa, Massachusetts, Virginia, Ohio, New Jersey, Washington, and West Virginia

>>34303315
meh, we've all been ten and said stupid shit. nothing wrong with ignorance, it can be corrected, unlike actual stupidity.

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>>34304222

>>34303579

Um, what?

You can shoot 38 special through 357 revolvers...

>>34304222
>not knowing about magazine-fed cylinders

>>34304224
thats deer you dummy. you can hunt varmits and small game with 223
>>34304275
since when. those barrels aint even the same size. that 38 bullet is gonna get stuck in a 357 barral.

>>34304224
>Massachusetts

only because you can't use rifles.

>>34304284

no guns and you have a trip on /k/?

fuck off

>>34303699
even if this was true how did they get bullet in

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Honestly not much because Quebecistan.

I live in Montreal, so most people don't care about guns in the purest sense. They don't know about them, they don't vote concerned with them, they don't get scared by them, they don't want to buy one. Real true ambivalence. The few times the Navy or Army sets up a booth for PR, people play with them happily, but I've noticed an even mix between "ooh scary assault rifle!* Don't touch that, kids!" or "Wow, is it real? It's lighter and more fun than I thought!". But for the most part hunting is more of a hobby for people who live in the city proper, and target shooting is too expensive a hobby to take up when there's video games.

Guns are pretty common in Quebec outside the cities, though, so everyone knows a guy who totally has a shotgun or rifle and isn't exactly scared of people owning guns.

That said, most people are educated and have some understanding of how guns work. Nothing in depth but an AR15 is not a black box to most people either.

*in this context they were C7s or C8s so they were literally assault rifles that can go on full auto and are literally assault rifles owned and fielded by the military to do military things

>>34304275
>>34304284
thanks New Vegas

what a shitty game

>>34304140
I think mn is bore .23 or larger. At least it was a few years ago

>>34304313
no way that isn't bait, anon.

reminder to ignore callum

>>34304284
Every one of them. A .38 Special bullet is actually .357 in diameter, so can be fired through a .357 Magnum revolver.

Just like how a .44 Magnum is actually .429 in diameter. The names are not exact.

>>34304313
I got my gun back. that one that was stolen was returned so i aint a nog uns.

>>34303145
I mean, if you jammed the muzzle into their stomach when you fired it might if they're anorexic.

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"All you need is a bolt action, there's no need for semiautomatic hunting rifles."

The worst thing a firearm owner can ever say.

This come from a Range Director. A policeman, also.

"You should never shoot more than 50 -60 shotgun slug ammo per session. That would enlarge the bore diameter over time because it gets very hot"

How to throw your respect out the window: the sentence

>>34304377
>A .38 Special bullet is actually .357 in diameter,
troll. if it was .357 in diameter then it would be a 357 and no a 38

>nice try.

>>34304412
Shut the fuck up this isn't even good bait

>>34303621
Oh anon…

>>34303699
It must have been a glock-7. I heard they cost more than what most people make in a month

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>>34304400
>that pic

Well, this has 6 bolts it's good enough I guess

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>>34302069
>gun is sitting in its case on my desk because i'd just gotten back from the range
>"uuuuuh that's not loaded is it? i dont want it to fall off and go off"

>>34304423
what is you talking about. the bullets are differnet sizes. if you want to blow up a gun go ahead and do that. i know simple math and im not going to blow up a gun. i bet you think you swap 10mm and 40 and that will be fine too.

>>34304509
>.38 special
>bullet diameter: .357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.38_Special

>.357 magnum
>parent case: 38 special
>bullet diameter: .357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.357_Magnum

2/10 for replies

>>34304400
>MUH LE BOAR MAY MAY
not a concern in most areas and you should still be tending towards larger rounds than more rounds

>>34304535
trusting wikipedai with aything. its editined by a bunch of britfags who dont care about accuracy.

>>34304543
And who cares if you don need it ? Its more practical and easier. Also no one is being harmed selling semi-auto's.
You don't need those extra rooms in your house do you ?

>>34304583
(You)

>>34304543
>larger rounds
>as if semiautomatic .308/.300 Blackout/7.62x39 doesn't exist

Also pigs are an extremely destructive pest here and are regularly left to rot rather than harvested; there are just that many of them.
If I came across a group of 3 or more pigs, I'd want the semi-automatic any day over the bolt action.

>>34304543
the point is that you don't have to manually cycle the action if a couple boars decide to charge you when you use a self-loading rifle.
>they're not a problem in my area
no shit, that was obvious.

>>34304599
(Me)

>>34304543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTpTIVlC7Ho

>>34303002
How would a deer break an AR-15?

>>34304591
>And who cares if you don need it ?
Who said anything about need you illiterate fudd fuck?

You should be blasting the fucker with a .50 or larger if you think your .308 isn't sufficient to lay it out. You'll probably just miss your second shot anyway, all that strength makes for a lot of speed.

>>34304412

Low quality b8 m8 r8 0/8

>>34304658
>not hunting with 20mm

pretty weak, m8

>>34304423
STOP. REPLYING. TO. CALLUM.

>>34303621
This is the dumbest shit I've read and I go on pol

>>34304658
(you)

>>34304700
OMG dont talk to him or we cant be friends. everybody listen up. im in charge here and you cant talk to callum.

you got caught trolling with a quicked edited wiki page.

>Bad shot at varmint or some shit while hunting with candy ass friends

>"You didn't kill the animal instantly? That's cruel!"

Animals die by getting mauled, dismembered, and being eaten alive for fucks sake. Just because we "know better" doesn't mean a thing. I'm pretty sure that every predator knows what the fuck it's doing.

I still have to chuckle when idiots say the AR in AR-15 stands for assault rifle (or even automatic rifle on occasion), and then actually have the audacity to stand there and argue when they're corrected.

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>>34304655
Deer have been known to be quite the predator

>>34304335
I thought I was the only Montrealer in here... oh well

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>>34304795
>her

>>34301890

A guy a work with said his somebody's somebody's whoever was in the special forces and they used "Frozen mercury bullets" so that the "bullet couldn't be traced back to who fired it"

>>34304843
>just wear gloves when loading mags

>>34304327
P O L Y M E R

B U L L E T S

>>34301890
"My friend shot a deer from 700 yards away with a 5.56 AR" - numbskull at wally worl near me while checking out rifle cases.

>>34304438
You'd be suprised what i make in a month, Mclain

>>34303315
I'm so glad my dislike of social media always existed cause of that reason. Myspace and Facebook both boomed right at the time I was going through my cringe edgelord phase.

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>>34304439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLNoYujxeRo

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>>34303621
*chuckles smugly while clutching mug*

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>>34301890
>What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard someone say about guns?

-"I carry a 45 because they don't make a 46"

-"I carry a 7+1 1911 .45 because I only need to shoot ONCE so it's plenty"

-".22 isn't even lethal"

-"You can shoot someone in the hand with a .45 and it will knock them down no problem"

>>34303579
your the dumb fudd

>>34304284
News flash Einstien, you can shoot 38 special though a 357 and 44 special through a 44 magnum.

>>34305176
noway. i dont even fuck around with revolved they are for old me and girls purses.
>>34305225
have fun blowing up your gun

>>34304993
War has changed

>>34303910
I agree, why waste a 9mm shooting a child when a .22 lr works just a good.

>>34304543
DIS herr is muh 22-250 SWIFT H&H LOuDEN BOOMER. It costs 23$ a round and can drop an elk 1.5 miles away.
>Uses it to hunt white tail deer
>Asks why people like using overpowered AR-15 rifles

>>34301890
Congrats on using an image from the SCP Foundation

>>34303579
I wish we could identify people that respond seriously to these posts so we can block them, the autism is 100x worse than the blatant trolling
>>34304275

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>>34303621
yes yes goy you are right

>>34304284
I REALLY hope your trolling about the .38 in a .357. They are the same diameter. I thought all gun guys knew that...

>>34306310
No they not. .38 .357. Do they math.

>>34301890

>Common sense gun safety legislation

>>34306337
I hate you.

>>34303621

>$0.02 has been deposited into your account

>>34301890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RsIK8zB-9c

>>34303145
from the front i'm sure it can't, but what about from the side?

>We need more gun control because my friends like to break into people's homes and steal their valuable items, and I don't want them to get shot because they're not bad people.

>>34306387
Why. Cause I'm good at math

>>34303621
>The most trusted name in news. . .

>>34306471

Nigga wat

>>34305076
If it takes more than 3 rounds to drop a target you're using the wrong gun or you can't shoot for shit.

>>34309627
Anyone who says this hasn't had to use their gun in self-defense ever

And I say this as a foh five fanboy

>>34304535
>>34304583
>>34304599
>>34304628
Like a damn fiddle!

>Hollow points are the ones meant to pierce body armor, right anon?

Ohhhh the lecture on ammo I gave at that party.

>>34309843
no idea what that means only old men aorund here play the fiddle

>>34309779
Stop imbibing the koolaid, son, it's got your head all spun around.

>>34304284
God damnit, callum. Shut the fuck up. This is how fudd lore gets started, there are people here who will believe your horseshit.

>>34304140
>>34304140
Washingtonian n s one must be 225 or bigger I believe

>>34303621

hehehe

>>34303621
(You)

>>34305258
I shoot 38SPL through a .357 magnum all the time. No problems at all.

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>you won't be able to see your sights in a self defense scenario
>appendix carry, you'll blow your dick off!
>glocks suck
>a flashlight will get your position revealed
>you don't want to pass [x] amount of lumens or you'll blind yourself!
>10mm is a viable self defense round
>shot timers are dumb
>competition will get you killed in the streets
>fiber optics are not durable
>a holster is a holster is a holster
>the complete disregard for the fact that a self defense situation will only last 2-3 seconds and its ok to have a terribly unshootable and shitty .380 to bet your life on
>carried in a pocket holster
>with nothing in the chamber because carrying a gun is scary

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Some female gun store clerk with obvious FAS at a shop called "Rebel Gun Shop" told me if I carry my glock in the winter, say in temperatures below freezing, and I drop it, it will shatter.

I really liked that one.

>Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
>Guns aren't designed to kill. Guns are designed to fire a projectile at high velocity.
>Guns are designed for sporting purposes, law enforcement, and military.
Stop beating around the bush with your deadly weapons. LOL

>>34310072
>>10mm is a viable self defense round
But it is. Problem is that most people associate self defence with carry, and most 10mm handguns aren't easy to carry concealed.

You could argue that a 10mm carbine is a great home defence weapons.

>>34304222
It's just a dardick mateba with bore expansion chamber so it gets better velocities.

>>34310072
>>34310085
I worked at a gun store and some of the stuff I heard is incredible.
>".17 HMR is a great deer round"
He then shows us a video of him shooting a deer with a .17 HMR. We reported him to TXP&W.
>I wanna get my wife/girfriend the smallest frame 9mm available because she doesn't like recoil and I want her to have a gun she can shoot at the range
>I carry a five shot revolver because if I can't defend myself in 5 shots I don't need to
>revolvers are the best because if you have a misfire you just pull the trigger again to move on
it apparently doesn't matter that you wasted 20% of you ammo and that you could have TRB in the same amount of time.
>people who buy a pistol and throw a laser on it or buy one with a laser because they think a laser is auto aim and that means they don't have to practice.
>people with no gun exp buying a pistol for carry and don't want to take any training classes
This woman buys a glock because that's what her Hubby told her to buy. Mention we have gun classes at the range for new gun owners or people wanting to practice defense situations. She gets offended for some reason, "why should I have to take a training class! My husband was in the Army, he can teach me everything"
Our head firearms instructor(former Marine) over hears her and says "oh, he's gonna teach you the Army method." He ducks down behind the couch we have so people can wait for paperwork. He has a blue prop pistol and is holding his radio in the other hand, he puts the pistol over the couch and yells "bang,bang, bang" then duck back down and says into the radio "we need an air strike, all 26 of us are overwhelmed by three guys with AKs" puts the gun back over and yells bang a few more times. He stands up and says "there, you just learned everything he's going to teach you, when you're serious we can teach you properly"

>>34304720
Can't tell if you're legitimately retarded or trolling.

I've shot 38 special out of a 357 revolver plenty of times.

Go to any gun shop and ask. Or Google it.

>>34301890
>What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard someone say about guns?

-2ndA is for hunting and sport

>>34310142
Design and design intent are not the same thing.
Do you think olympic .22 pistols are designed with killing people in mind?

>>34310260
>Our head firearms instructor(former Marine)
>(fictitious?) Marine trash talks Army again

I would take the Marine's claim to marksmanship seriously if they actually were practising it. remember, the Mariens use scopes, the Army doesn't. Marines always remind me of middle eastern machismo types: a lotta talk, no substance.

>>34303145
In more than one shot definitely.
In one shot see >>34304393

I mean I see pics posted on here of folks shot by .50 cals and they look like that acid fucker from Robocop after the car hit him.

>>34310315
Oh lordy we got some serious asshurt here

>Never shoot a Large caliber man with a small caliber bullet

>>34304184
>steel ammo can't be used in bolt guns
Genuinely never heard this one before

"Civilians should use swords instead of guns."
>replies with simple fact that swords don't have long range potential like guns
"but guns are so much more expensiiiiiive"

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>ARs need to get oiled after 30 rounds because they'll jam

I shit you not a Vietnam vet said this to me when I was working the counter of my range

>yeah let me see that 1911 there
>you know they made these during the Korean War, because pussy 9mm wouldn't penetrate winter coats them Koreans were using
>you only need one shit of this .45 to put someone down, and the best part is it'll never jam

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>Why do you need-

S H A L L

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> I save and use my urine because it's the only solvent I trust.

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>>34310704
Wait what

>>34304389
Regardless you're still a massive faggot and not even a good troll. You waste of flesh.

>>34303145
see
>>34310386
This.

Hell, even softpoints from something like 54R or bigger can do horrific things to a man in the right circumstances. There's no way that the kinetic energy transfer of something like .50bmg into a human body won't lead to some pretty insane wound patterns.

>You need a gun license to own a gun.

>>34310941
Anywhere but in the US and Switzerland this is true. And that sucks donkey balls for us non-us/swiss /k/ommandos

>>34305353
Underrated

>>34310448
What did he mean by that?

>>34301890

That they kill people.

>>34310142
(You)

>>34310726
It's Callum. It's not a person, just a sentient and physical form of autism.

>>34306782
>The most trusted voice in music

>>34303579
from your post you seem clinically retarded
shoot yrself

gun control will only make it harder for normal citizens to own guns

>>34311937
What are you on about?

>>34303699
it managed to set off your "detecter"

>>34311963
reread thread OP

>>34310072

Hmm...

If I'm shooting at night, won't a too-bright flashlight make my eyes adjust and lose my night vision?

>>34311937
How is that something retarded you've heard?

>>34306849
You see it all the time. Some guy runs into a house to steal shit, gets killed because house owner was a gun owner

Parents complain that he was a good boy he just all up in the wrong crowd and that they didn't need to shoot his boy

>>34310273
He's retarded AND trolling. If he was ignored more he'd fuck off and leave the rest of us alone

>AR-15 is a functionally better gun than a mini-14

>>34310260
"How to not get a returning customer"
this post

>>34301890
"My 1:12 barrel spins the rounds more than your 1:7 so it's more accurate."

"The ar-10 is a smaller lighter ar-15"

Same guy. He's from Arkansas, so I wouldn't expect much less out of him.

>>34304284
God damn /k/ really is the easiest board to troll

>>34303621
>CNN is the only honest news left
NPR exists faggot

>>34310665
Jesus Christ I have to listen to this all the time at the gun store I work at. Some of our best customers are guys who are 70+. I love 1911's and .45 but god damned these guys make me cringe
>in the war, the zipperheads were so afraid of our .45 because they thought we were shooting .50
>I only shoot Kimber because that's the only quality 1911
I shit you not as soon as he opened his Kimber box there was rust on the barrel and slide
>I only load 3 rounds in my 1911 because if I can't shoot him after 3, I deserve to die

There's a lot more from a variety of types of customers. By far the worst are entry level mall ninjas

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>>34303145
SNAKE, GET DOWN

>>34304140
>what is google

>>34312293
>Lighter
>More accurate
>Better trigger options
>superior ergonomics

And an AR isn't overpriced by $400-$700.

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""Is that registered?""

""That a .50?""
-After taking a shot from a wooden stock M70 in .375 hh

>>34312838

I was hoping they were going to make a big pyramid.

Disappointment

>>34301890
>What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard someone say about guns?

Must be this: 'Guns kill people.' or 'Guns are evil.'

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>>34301890
>What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard someone say?

this

>>34303345

How do we know? They won't show us the bodies from Sandy Vagina.

>falseflag.bmp

>>34312330
Why would I want any of them back?
The first is a criminal, the others are morons who think they should be killed rather than carry a modern semi auto or train instead of using a laser, and the last is a dependa who was offended that I recommended she take training classes.

>>34304284
Goddamn, you're a dipshit. Of course 38 is bigger than 357, that's why you have to pack at least 2-3 times as much powder in the case, so it'll force the bullet through the barrel.

>>34304602
Real Talk.

>>34313817
sounds like a real good plan for blowing up a gun

>>34312480
Implying NPR isn't state run propaganda?

>>34313845
Do you own guns made of glass?

>>34313879
stupid question their mr mythbuster.

>>34313931
>Yes, I own shitty glass guns
Stupid answer theyre mr dipshit.

>>34301890
That they don't own one.

>>34313950
dont ask stpuid questions

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>>34313817
.38 >.357
Did you not go to school?

>>34310260
You're the type of douchebag that everybody on /k/ hates going to the gun store because of

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>>34305076
>If it takes more than 3 rounds to drop a target you're using the wrong gun or you can't shoot for shit.

LOL What does this have to do with what I said?

>>34301890
>if you drop that round (.223) it could go off
>Can you chamber a round by hand in an AR15?
>The sound of a pump action shotgun cocking is enough to scare a home invader
>screaming at the top of ones lungs when muzzled by a daisy pellet rifle
And that was a grown ass man.


Oh theres so many and I'm still so young

>>34310260

No,

It is quicker to pull a trigger than to do a TRP to clear a misfire, assuming that will clear the jam.

Do you work at Target Master?

>>34311963
>>34311982
>>34312002

He's claiming that gun control works.

So he's either a Jew or retarded.

>>34310260
>Crayola factory raider talks shit on Army
Why are the Marines so few and proud?

Not everyone fits on the short bus

>>34305302
You mean boar

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>>34315059
Oy vey is this anotha shoah?

>>34304389
Nerf?

>>34310142
>Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
that one is true tho

>>34315601
glock

>>34302113
>>see what ya gotta do is practice breaking into your buddies house and see if he will wake up and hear you.
>>Practice that a few times and then when the real thing happens you'll know what to hear and look for.

Tell the truth. it was NutnFancy wasn't it

>>34301890
Numerous white house petitions crying for "muh ban AR"

>>34301890
Absolutely any comment preceded by the words "You know what I'm gonna do after shit hits the fan..."

>>34303520
Technically, they do.

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>>34303621
>CNN

That's not how you spell RT faggot.

>>34304901
Possible, especially with single loading extra long projectiles.

May not be legal, and a nightmare to track, because it sure as shit will bolt after that instead of collapsing.

>>34315025
Target master doesn't have a couch. That would get in the way of the huge display of used parts they pulled off colt ARs they sell at new colt prices.

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Holy fuck this thread is gold.

>>34312794
Mini-14s should in theory be less ammo-dependant on reliability, but the garand action is finnicky at times and particularly the BHO on minis tends to break

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>SKS's and AK's don't jam/can't jam.

A legendary meme.

>>34304184
God the firing pin shit is like the whitetrashiest cousin to fuddlore

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>The military won't help us in a civil war.
>They have special conditioning now that keep them absolutely loyal to the govt no mater what.
>And even if they didn't, they would still get executed for treason after the war was over. (Wait, so he's implying that we would either lose the civil war or execute the soldiers that just got done helping us?)

>Stop lying about owning a mosin-nagant. It's illegal to own antique firearms; you have to have a museum curator's license just to have one in your home. (Said in the US. In Texas.)

>Honestly when Trump and Putin finally try to annex the US, I'm joining the Mexican cartels. The Fed knows that if every cartel member in the US and Mexico banded together they would be better armed and could outmatch the US Military. That's why he's trying to deport every Latino in the country. (Paraphrased from a beaner with shitty English.)

>If a woman pointed a gun at me I would just slap it out of her hand. Honestly if you think a woman can defend herself instead of being there for her yourself than you must not mind her being fucked by other men or raped. (Fedora was not present, but was implied by the B.O.)

>If YOU pointed a gun at me I would just slap it out of your hand you little bitch. White faggot think he cool but he can't even fight a real nigga without a gun to hide behind. (Said by a coon who had several backup coons and college SJWs to protect him from lead injections.)

>Kid, if you pick up a gun and the first thought you get is "this is for overthrowing the lawfully elected govt" than you are the very person we are trying to protect ourselves from. (Fudd.)

Cont'd

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>>34310693
NOT PASS

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>>34316783

Cont'd

>Okay, what music should we play on the radio before we work? Cast your votes.
>No anon, metal music is used by White Supremacists. Don't ever let me hear you mention that in my presence again.
>Sgt Jamal wants gangsta rap. Let's do that.
>[30 minutes of Lyrics of Shooting Cops and Raping White Bitches]

>You voted "no" on the petition to let Security search vehicles in Parking for unlicensed weapons. My supervisor feels this is very concerning behavior. Please stand against the wall with your hands visible while these gentlemen do a sweep of your cubicle. (Story told to me by a relative who quit that same week.)

>I, a clinically depressed Staff Sergeant with anger issues and cynicism wouldn't hesitate to gun down every man, woman, and child who tried to resist an attempt to seize all these unnecessary guns in our nation, therefore the rest of the military agrees with me, and only weird mentally ill freaks like Airman Anon would oppose confiscation. (Condensed version of a 25 minute argument I listed in on.)
>We would TOTALLY use drones and tanks on our own citizens if we rebelled. All we have to do is give immigrants full citizenship to replace the gun-crazy ones we had to kill. Nation would survive just fine AND be gun-free. Oh the media nightmare? Pfft, my next door neighbors watch Jersey Shore and eat McDonald's every day, therefore the entire nation is just as brainwashed and wouldn't fall out line. (Same fucking SSgt.)

>>34314850
>You're the type of douchebag that everybody on /k/ hates going to the gun store because of
The type of douchebag who reports criminal behavior
The type of douchebag who suggests reasonable and modern semi autos for self defense
The type of douchebag who wants people to practice rather than using a laser pointer
Summer is in full swing, only about 80 more days till school starts again.

>>34301890
"You have a Remington 700, why would you buy a some shitty old hitler rifle"

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>>34301890
>"dude sell your vepr, you can just buy a new one bro"

>>34303002
>You can't shoot deer with an AR. It'll blow it in half
The funny thing is the exact opposite is just as annoying.

Someone told me
>an AK is better than 5.56, 5.56 doesn't have any stopping power. Veterans say they shoot people with 5.56 and they don't die

... if they said it about 22LR I'd just raise an eyebrow. But a retard who works at a gun range actually believes being shot anywhere stomach or chest with an M16 equivalent wouldn't end your combat career real quick.

>>34312838
> is that registered

Fucking california transplant border patrol in az checkpoints man.

Callum sucks nig bigger dicks
You are a stupid question.

>>34317815
Kek.

Underrated

>>34304140
Texas you can't hunt deer with it, or so I've been told

>>34317832
Yeah, 5.56 to the chest might not instantly kill you, but you'll be out of the fight real quicklike.

>>34304184
>Filling firing pin of will make it fully auto
This one I can understand. It's just a misunderstanding from some dumbass who got informed on how to nigger-rig the trigger sear and got his parts mixed up.

Still pretty dumb.

>>34303145
I wonder if a mk211 could actually sever a small man at the abdomen.

>>34318086
Total bullshit. Any center-fire ammo is legal to hunt with in Texas. The only restriction is against rimfire. 5.56mm is not rimfire.
"Game animals and game birds may be hunted with any legal firearm, except:"
"white-tailed deer, mule deer, desert bighorn sheep, and pronghorn antelope may not be hunted with rimfire ammunition of any caliber."

>>34316965
>The type of douchebag who reports criminal behavior

"Officer this man RAPID FIRES on state ranges... Yes, I saw it in a youtube video. Don't laugh sir, this is not a...

He also had his mom straw purchase a gun allegedly for herself. Yes, smith and wesson with a pink grip. Well yeah he's bought guns from us before and since and your point?

Please stop laughing!"

>The type of douchebag who suggests reasonable and modern semi autos for self defense

"Those AKs are shit. The AR is like fifty years old too. What you need in your apartment is a tavor!"

>The type of douchebag who wants people to practice rather than using a laser pointer

Admittedly training is needed, but your idea of training is you, or your store's James Yeager clone. Nothing else.

That said, you know 90% of people buy the gun for piece of mind, and won't ever train. In this case, why is a damn laser so bad? A gun with one is marginally more likely to be used precisely if maybe not accurately than one without and an untrained person.

>>34301890
that if you try hard enough you can do anything you want in this world

>about guns
IDK anything about guns never owned them, dont wanna risk it.

>>34312628
>[Desire to Know More Intensifies]

>>34301890
>campus carry is coming to my state on July 1st
>listening to a group of people talking about it
>talking about how some poor grounds person is going to have to go around and remove every single "no guns" sign on campus
>someone mentions that one of the grounds people is pro-campus carry
>girl pipes up, "Well we should make him remove all the signs so that he's too busy for his gun to go off and kill someone."

I was astounded.

"The Ruger Mini 14 is a replica of the M14"

>>34316899
Kill that ssgt.

>>34304184
>Steel ammo can't be used in bolt-guns

What? I've never heard this one before. Why would anyone belive this

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>>34301890
I have a roommate who looked me in the eye and said
>make sure your guns are unloaded. I'm always afraid they'll go off
To which I said
>that's about as likely as your car starting up and driving away with no one in it

>>34304477
If it's a handgun, the correct response to that is to push the case off the desk, look at her when nothing happens, then interrupt whatever retarded stuff she's about to spew by saying "If I needed any lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper."

>since revolvers don't have any moving parts to get the next bullet, all the power used for that goes into the bullet making it move faster.

>>34312660
BOSS, GET DOWN!

That's an enemy gunship. A single BRRRRRRRRRRT from its machine gun can cut a man in half. Tread carefully, Boss.

>>34304389
>hey guys I have ONE gun so I'm not a noguns retards

Pretty much a noguns fag desu.

>thinking 1 gun counts

When will noguns fags learn

>>34319207
Although full retard on gas venting wheelguns, a 20" boltgun in a caliber will have higher muzzle velocity than a 20" semi in the same due to gases being syphoned for functionality.

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Today, with nogunz but wants to be hasgunz eventually friend
>"wouldn't you want to learn hand-to-hand combat before carrying a gun"
>no, and here's why you fucking gook
>"ok but i still would"
>after all that explanation you're still being retarded
>"but like it wouldn't hurt to know both"
>we stop talking about guns for a while

later, same gook
>"i would have a gun but i wouldn't keep it loaded. i'd keep the ammo waaaay separate from the gun"
>but why
>"i don't want to use it in self defense"
>explain the benefits of using the most effective tool, which he would have access to, to avoid not fucking dying
>think i got through to him a little bit

This guy has a long ways to go.

>>34319191
I'll do you one better than that, I had a friend over when a shipment of ammo came in, a bunch of 9 mm loose in a cardboard box. I grabbed a handful and he literally ducks and covers and goes DUDE DONT DO THAT WHAT IF THEY GO OFF

>>34310260
why is everyone shitting on this post?
explain.

>>34318966
You'd be better off in the comment section of an fpsrussia youtube video. Please leave

>>34312293
>accu-strut

>>34319370
>long recoil

>>34303621
Enjoy the (You)s faggot

>>34303568
>Chambered in all these different cartridges
>Loads guns with whistles
See, at first I thought this was retarded. Then I saw the genius of it. This is one of those deadly assassin-guns. You fire it in downtown Oakland, and instead of hearing a gunshot, people will just think they heard some of those retarded cars with the whistling mufflers.

>>34301890
>".22 is deadly because it bounces around in the skull, causing more damage than other rounds."

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>>34304716
Wow Umm... OK? That's ACTUALLY kind of rude?!?! But whatever sweety - I just turn my head and back the other tooth! (◔◡◔)

>>34304477
I cannot live in a world where people are this ignorant/ uneccesarilly worried about guns.

>last weekend
>aunt and cousins came to visit
>ask my 16 year old cousin if he wants to go shooting later
>tell him if his mom wants to go we could take her car
>aunt asks what im gunna be shooting
>mainly shooting AR, Marlin 335 and 870 at land outside of town
>very proud of all these guns since i had just got done working a good bit on them
>go grab marlin and AR to show her
>immedietly says its a machine gun
>cousin visually cringes
>"mom its not a machine gun, it doesnt fire the rounds super fast"
>aunt thought i had a full auto rifle
>everyone thinks black guns are full auto
>i dont wanna live anymore

>>34304377
You fall for bait this often, friend?

>>34303195
As much as we shit on people who ask this apprehensively, and out of fear, it is legitimately the first thing I determine when handling a firearm.

>picks up firearm
>checks if there is a round chambered
>continues with my gun related activities

I always treat it like it is loaded, but if I am carrying, I want to make sure there is a round chambered. It is a pretty pertinent question.

>>34303579
All this time I thought you were retarded, you are just a committed troll. Good for you.

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>What is the absolute most retarded thing you've ever heard someone say about guns?
As an Australian, it's virtually impossible to narrow it down to a single quotation.

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>"You don't need that gun! It will never actually save your life! You're just enabling mass shooters!"
>I live in Canada
>in a quiet town
>there has been one homicide in the last five years, a stabbing
>the gun has saved my life on more than one occasion
>everybody our here has a gun anyway
>it's a fucking five-round norinco sks so it's not even a scary military 'salt rifle
Wake me up inside

>>34319761
Summer lovin, it happens so fast.

>>34310085
Only the gen 1 Fragmentation Glocks

>>34303037

Maybe I remember wrong, but I recall hearing John Edwards say this in one of the 2004 Democratic primary debates.

shoulder thing that goes up

>"We lose 93 million Americans to gun violence every day."
A politician actually said this. I'm not sure what's dumber. The idea that he believes it, or the idea that he read it off a teleprompter anyway, like a mindless puppet.

>>34320069
Oh, and he talked about the mythical gun show loophole, too. You know, the one that magically lets you get any gun you want with no registration or anything. It's how all those fully automatic military assault rifles that fire .50 BMG rounds keep getting into the hands of criminals.

>>34303145
>JoJo part 6

>>34316445
Or women saying "Gee anon, if anything happens I'm headed to your house!"

That's how 100 flex cuffs got added to my emergency supplies. Be prepared to become a commodity.

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>>34320111
>shit hits the fan
>go innawoods
>every local woman flocks to my house because I own a gun
>they set off the trap I set before I left
>a large bucket of honey is dumped on them, followed by a large bucket of dog fur
>a call is automatically placed to the ATF, and a recording is played stating that I have illegal firearms in my home
Your move, Stacies.

>>34318547
Aren't there some antique rimfires in the .30 to .45 range?

>>34313207
>Why would I want any of them back?
You do realize how a business works right?

>>34320125
"Yeah, I got about 10 to choose from if the blonde is still alive. 1 liter of rum or 2 boxes of ammunition per half hour go. Be careful of the redhead she's a biter. If you want something cheaper we can negotiate 30 minute turns with the fattie in the back room."

>>34320163
I really like my idea better. Whoring them out is fine and dandy but I think ATF jokes are the best route to take here. Assuming the ATF still exists when shtf, of course.

>>34310620
A friend once said to me
>machetes are so much more effective

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>>34310704

>>34304628
This is the first Callum post which actually made me laugh. Well done.

>>34319998
sounds like my grandmother and aunt. i posted a pic of my semiauto wasr 10 in the trunk of a car, unloaded, next to a bottle of whiskey or something that i had just bought on the way home with a friend. first question is "is there an assault rifle in the car?" like please nig, some of us actually know to have an assault weapon you need to be the one doing the assaulting, and by lose definition you could also say that you need it to be full auto, which is only legal to own if i pay 3k each year to be licensed

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>>34320319
>neo-/k/ so fucking dumb that you mix up "assault rifle" and "assault weapon"
You swallowed the doublespeak of the Brady Bunch beautifully.
Repeat after me: Assault Rifle is the translation of the German term Sturmgewehr, with the "assault" in the sense of "to assault a stronghold/ to storm it".
Assault Weapon is a meme term with no actual meaning that people like the Brady Bunch thought up to discredit the cute black raifus in this world.

>>34304222
owo what's this

>>34320319
You are an idiot.

>>34310072
>>a flashlight will get your position revealed
Well yeah, obviously, that's why I wasn't allowed to use one in the military.

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>>34310085
No joke, this used to happen with old G3s in the Turkish Army during the 80s.
>guardpost conscripts are by ordinance required to stand up straight with the rifle leaned against their shoulder, their right hand gripping the buttplate
>postings close to the mountainous ranges of Afghanistan, Van and such
>abnormally cold in the winter
>first the buttstock made of plastic freezes solid, then your fingers inevitably start going numb
>inevitably, some dipshit drops the gun onto the floor
>the stock shatters like glass
>the poor conscript gets his forced service extended by a month
>to some skubs this happened thrice
Poor guys

>>34320423
>>the stock shatters like glass
>>the poor conscript gets his forced service extended by a month
What the fuck.
An extra month for a ruined stock?

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>>34320578
>Of conscript have broken weapon, of conscript is bad conscript, must serve to make up cost for motherland
In those times it was also absolutely normal for conscripts have the shit beaten out of them with broomhandles 24/7 during bootcamp, "sopa yemek", 'eating stick' they called it. Then when boot was over, they took the most vicious and aggressive and stupid of the boot cycle and made them the assistant boot camp trainers for the next cycle, so the amount of stick perpetually increased.

>>34316965
You seem like an idiot

>>34301890
Mounting Leupold VX-3 6.5-20x40 on my AR-15
Fudd in gun store:
>You're not putting a leupold on that bloody thing are you?!? It's a waste!

>>34313857
It isn't though. Like, 85% of its funding comes from listener contributions. Or was that PBS?

>>34304140
PA just passed a law that you could use ar type rifles but nothing big like deer, coyote and the like are ok

.30 caliber magazine clip in half a second.

>>34320979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdjjLBaiOs

>>34310260
>things that never happened: the post

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZGSQXmJPaQ

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5iqph_KRQ

>>34314996
>The sound of a pump action shotgun cocking is enough to scare a home invader
It is

>>34321544
Go ahead and bet your life on that, I would rather fight like I mean it.

>>34320069
He later corrected himself, as he meant 93.

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On the topic of .50 BMG rifles;
>You don't need a big anti tank rifle, .357 magnum can take out a truck's engine block.

>>34322347
.50BMG isn't an anti-tank rifle either, at best an anti-materiel one, and that translates to whacking the odd truck. Hell, the IFV I served on is completely impervious to the good ol fiddy even from behind.

>>34322347
That reminds me of one.
>the Desert Eagle is the strongest handgun in the world, it uses "FIDDY" like the "BEARET"

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>>34303621
nice post my dude here's your (you)

>>34310315
Marines use optics because they're the last genuine riflemen in the US armed forces and regularly fire on point targets far enough away to make optics helpful. Also,
>implying that using optics reflects poorly on your marksmanship skills, and that optics are anything more than a means to get a clearer picture of the target

>>34301890
The libshits mumble
>Kids should be banned from any firearm training, even the theoretical.
As that will somehow make them into bloodthirsty shooters and not family issues, abuse, bullying etc.

What's fucking next? Ban assault kitchen ware for perpetuating possible manslaughter?

>>34320864
I mean NPR can be annoyingly bloombergish at times but it's pretty good overall I mean it's in NYC what do you expect

This

"A report published by a departmental working group on the licensing of firearms also put forward proposals to ban shotguns that hold more than three rounds, and all semi-automatic centre-fire rifles"

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/oireachtas/gun-lobbyists-urge-rethink-of-firearms-legislation-1.2074517

>>34309627
Djibouti shootys are illegal in some countries tho

>>34320175
even if zombies mutaints or whatever come about, the atf would still be after your guns.

>>34311046
it would be rude to shoot someone in the dick with a .22

For fucks sake, will you retards stop responding to Callum, already?

>>34303568
No its a astra 400 series cutaway . They made them in a lot of those calibers. They cant just shoot any of thw.

>>34303621
The CNN that had the balls to send a correspondent to Baghdad in '91 while the US was actively bombing it is not the CNN we know today. Even Jon Stewart hates CNN.

>>34322916
Isent he the guy who fucked his sister?

>>34323060
What

>>34322710
I guess, but I've listened to stories of theirs about gun issues and they're remarkably non-sensational, even downright balanced at times.

Tim Schmidt of USCCA was on Diane Rehm last year and he handled himself pretty well, called other guests out on their BS when they were BSing but was very calm. Many of the call-ins that show even expressed pro-gun views, and I'm sure callers are screened.

>>34319989
is this not true? I heard it from a cop before. Then again, I've also heard about a guy that was shot in the back of the skull 6 times in a mob hit, played dead then called himself an ambulance.

Not sure

>>34305076
Found the Gluck