Would you be able to put up with your guns doubling as cute girls?

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>>34295193
>not wanting a harem of cute girl guns

faggot get out of /k/ and never come back

>>34295193
Can I fuck them? Also tfw no Polish ak dog girl and beretta 92 milf

>>34295193
>all guns are now also cute girls
why would I ever get tired of that? dream life desu

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>>34295193
no it would never work
that's a ridiculous idea.

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>>34295193
One gun sure, all my guns time to suicide.

>>34295193
Depends. What exactly would an M1917 look like?

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I like to imagine my guns as girl with personalities and clothes matching their function and appearance respectively. For example, my AR is a blonde gyaru who is constantly talking shit because she thinks she is the most popular and my K31 is a Swiss milf who acts a mother figure whilst going "Ara ara~".
I can't be the only one who does this.

>>34295193
how does it work

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>>34295193
>girls
This is where both you and that upotte jap lost me

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>>34295265
weirdo

>>34295265
stop being a faggot.

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>>34295282
Enjoy your gross little gremlins that bleed from an axe wound between their legs

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>>34295306
no

>>34295332
Enjoy poz'ing your neg hole and dying of AIDS.

>>34295193
Absolutely.
Apart from the Canadian and Swiss rifles, everything else I own is commie so I imagine them having their own group that excludes those two.
Then I can take them out to range day and make the commie guns jealous.

>>34295231
with what guns?

>>34295332
Coming from a guy who fucks shitpipes

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>>34295346
Silly anon, chinese cartoons can't get GRIDS

Sometimes I sleep with my mosin nagant and pretend it's a girl, does that count?

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>>34295265
this is a non-shota board !

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>>34295386
Go on...

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>>34295406
and yet DFC is A-OK?
I bet /tv/ did this

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>>34295193
How can he even aim like that with a panstu upskirt shot right in his face?
this wouldn't work at all

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>>34295447
a DFC is fine

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>>34295406
/k/ is a deer board!

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>>34295500
FURRIES GET OUT AND MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BAKAS

>>34295500
Fuck you, your dubs and your antlers.

I will hunt you, skin you and eat you because I'm human and the scariest thing on this planet.

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>>34295193
>Not using the superior version

>>34295373
you dont need guns to commit suicide. only an asshole would off themselves with a gun.

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>>34295216
Yes, yes you can. But that all depends on how much they love their master

>>34295242
Probably would be kinda chubby considering the weight and large belly, maybe would be a nerdy british/american librarian

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>>34295587
I can see that. Thanks anon.

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>>34295587
>busty, chubby librarian waifu
im okay with this

>>34295568
Anon could you post sauce ?

>>34295193
Can they get pregnant? That might create some issues.

>>34295409
The wood is cold at first but it heats up after a while. Occasionally I hug it with the stock between my legs and fall asleep. One time though I woke up with morning wood and took the chamber's virginity.

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>>34295711
>own a nambu
>classy loli who gets set off too easily
>"s-sorry oni chan..."
>now you got baby nambus
I can live with this, ill be making bank.

>>34295711
>not wanting to impregnate your guns and make lots of cute gunlets
FNC is for FERTILIZATION

>>34295684
theres only a handful of translated upotte doujins. hint its not the one where rpk has a dick.

>>34295786
Off to sad panda I go !

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>>34295718
L-LEWD!

>>34295213
>Mk 1 No.4 Enfield.

>>34295944
you're right. how could anyone even think of lewdly touching a chamber dripping with cosmoline? I mean, what kind of pervert would ever want to lovingly rub the warm, smooth wood of a 91/30, feeling each delicious whorl in the wood, as they slowly move their hands towards the action and lightly touch the bolt handle, rubbing the curves as they move in and put their sick fingers inside the chamber over and over until it discharges, squirting thick drops of hot gun oil?

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>>34295225
>>34295193

I have a fetish for this and it's gonna be weird once I get my first gun. And then the next.

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Some of the stories in /wfg/ have given me mixed feelings on this topic...

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>>34296687
You rang?

>>34296505
She's a 90+ year old Russian communist babushka, anon.

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>>34297302
>Not imagining her as a early/mid 20s bombshell

Get your shit straight anon.

>>34295193
I treat $3000 range queens like princesses already, that said the regular stuff gets more than enough care and respect

>>34295193
Put up with it?
Sure. I'd probably even like it depending on the gun.
My AK kit build would be my daughteru, and I'd probably have long ass talks with my surplus about history.
But sadly, aside from my AK and the history, if they were chicks my ass would probably sieze up and start stuttering the same way I do when I talk to regular girls.

Hell, I have female friends, I just...don't know. It seems like something that would happen if my guns were chicks.

>>34295718
>woke up with morning wood and took the chamber's virginity
you did what

>>34295555
>cheekweld

>>34298777
Damnit Carlos.
You made me kek.

>>34296505
This should not make me this erect.

>>34295193
Do I get to fuck them? If so, then yes, but i'd sell everything but one.

>>34298736
I pulled the bolt back and stuck my junk in the chamber. It was hot desu

>>34297302
>>34297606
I always imagined her as a qt tsundere honestly.
>large kick abuses you every time you fire
>awkward size and shape compared to modern rifles
>mean on the outside
>will continue firing for decades and decades
>loyal and loving on the inside

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>>34295193
>gun suddenly weighs 100+lbs
>no idea where to put sights
>no idea where the iron sights are
>god knows how reloads work

It depends.
I know my mosin would be acceptable as a companion.
But my wheelgun is another story.
>I'm a poor fag that bought a .357 taurus revolver
>has worked well so far but I have a suspicion that it'll have problems
>the stainless finish is just bad
What type of grill is my taurus 605?

>>34299010
hot girl with hidden sadistic dom streak

>>34298998
Presumably when you're not using them they turn into girl form, and are "smart" weapons when you attempt to fire them.

You guys need help if you actually dream about this but not nearly as much as people who anthropomorphise their firearms

What is the Lebel like? I'm thinking a tall, old-fashioned French girl with a nice DFC, who is a size queen.

>>34299010
Generic 6.5/10 blonde that turns out to be a crazy bitch.

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Hardly see it as a problem

>>34299428
average crazy blondes are the best kind of girls

>>34295684
https:// exhentai.org /g/525102/5d693eeb5b/

>>34298573
You'd never be able to shoot again because you'd hover-hand all of them.

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>>34297606
This, i imagne all russian guns as blonde qts with blue or green eyes and at lest D cup tits. They speak with super heavy accent and love to cuddle.

>>34295718
How small is your fucking cock for you to be able to stick it in the chamber of a mosin???

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>>34295193
Put up? I wouldn struggle just to survive.

>tfw no animu personifications of Remington guns

>>34295193

clearly you know nothing about either guns or girls

for starters you are aiming her bass-ackwards, you should be kissing her face for trigger control and she will shoot poop at the target

Can I fuck them?

>>34301833
>nice girls from a good family
>sing and dance in grand halls with the best despite not being very rich
>until their parents were murdered right in front of them
>they were adopted by their evil Jewish uncle Steve Feinberg
>he sent all of their friends away so he could be alone with the girls
>he forces them to sing and dance in his nightclub
>beats them every night they mess up
>the injuries just make them mess up more
>they cry themselves to sleep
>they want a better life but their once proud name has been dragged through the mud
>some day they'll stop turning a profit and Steve will make them disappear
>nobody will even miss them after all that has happened
I'm sorry 870-chan but I live by the coast and your cheap dress would rust...

>>34298998
>>god knows how reloads work
Magwell is bagina.

>>34302490
Of all the words from tongue and pen none are worse than "/pol/ was right again."

What would a heritage rough rider look like? Only gun I have nearby right now...

>>34295216
Technically they are not human so I don't think they can legally stop you.

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Just imagine how abominations like pic related would look

>>34295332
>>34295335
but thing is, anon, you're probably some pathetic prison gay loser who only likes anime traps (AKA drawn as a girl but with the addition of a penis) or god tier irl traps who are extremely rare and most likely too picky to ever be with you.
Aside from that, I'd bet any money that if you tried to fuck or romance a real boy in real life, you'd get disgusted and leave.

>>34303890
katawa shoujo anyone?

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>>34300579
WRONG

>>34299010
Taurus would be a raggedy looking homeless girl with HIV

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>>34295245
You are.

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>>34298777

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>>34297606
THICC
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>>34303890
Probably look like some Frankenstein monster type shit
>cobbled together from spare parts
>didn't ask to be made like that
>wants to be accepted or put out of their misery
>forced into the cold isolation of evidence lockers for all eternity

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>>34295193
>Would you be able to put up with your guns doubling as cute girls?

Long as they did not trash the place. Hopefully the French guns would take a liking to the kitchen garden. I'd turn the Brit guns loose on the yard.

Have the Yank and German guns keep the "works" working.

The Japanese guns would oversee the house.

>I can see it getting old after a few months.

I'm near a half century. I've probably dealt with worse. Besides, they likely know I know how they work, and how to "take them apart" .

Good behavior would be rewarded.
As pictured. ..

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>rewarded
>As pictured

>>34295193

I know a cute girl that likes daddies gun

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>>34295193
>Ywn have a diminutive Shield constantly want to stay in your pocket with visible fluster.
>Ywn have a Makarov sternly question why you didn't take her to the bathroom with you.
>Ywn have a Shotgun proudly say she'll keep watch in the night for home invaders for you.
>Ywn turn your G3 (or G3 clone) into a blushing mess by giving her the HK slap right on her charging handle.
>Ywn have an heirloom gun promise to protect you until her end like she did to your father, your grandfather, and maybe even further back.

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>>34305401
>HK Slap

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Hey guys I have an idea

Dakimura pillows, with the prints of cute anime girls on them and everything

BUT

There's a sleeve/compartment in the middle to store a raifu in, like two skinny Dakimuras sandwiched together

That way you can sleep with your raifu waifu AND be ready for a home invasion at the same time!

>>34305538
innovation

What kind of girl would an AR15 be?

>>34305672
Medium sized all around, brown hair blue eyes, likes to talk shit while performing standard across the board, gets EXTREMELY flustered when she jams.

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>>34305672
Fashion queen, self-conscious about not meeting her military sister's standards, yet outright loyal to her user.

>Pic related: personality is pretty much what the GF version of the AR-15 is.

>>34305538
make it four wedge shaped ones so you can have two holes for cumming in without rusting up your raifu

>>34305672
Blonde with blue eyes, somewhat of a slender build, and loves to dress up in all sorts of outfits, ranging from conservative to very tacky.

>>34305538
>have a upotte gun daki
>have a gun inside that daki that is that gun
Not a bad idea actually

>>34295193
>now you can actually fuck your guns
>a bad thing
???

>>34305538
Make it happen.

>>34305877
>The guns change between girls and gats.
>Nut in her as a girl.
>She changes back to a gun.
>Now you have to clean her out before the cum gums her up.
I guess it would be more of a trade off than anything.

>>34305965
what if you cum in the gun and she turns into a girl? what does the baby look like?

>>34305965
>make post-coital gun cleaning as lewd and sensual as possible as I gently clean out her insides
I could make it work

>>34305977
Depends where n the gun you cum

The magwell is probably the closest thing to a pussy, maybe the inside of a buffer tube, or the chamber

would I be able to put up with it? where the fuck do I sign up?

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This is your home defense gun now.

>>34303890
>A beaten battered old street beggar hobbling along on a peg leg, and an arm that's not hers stitched on half assed. Yet she is still ready to throw rocks and empty bottles at you for looking at her funny.

>>34303941
Did they step outta Nier or something?

>>34295193
I know you state they are cute girls but I cant get the idea of the guns age reflecting the girls age.

My collection out be a bunch of old biddies bitching about losing the war...

what kind of girl is g11-chan?

>>34303969
Rip
>at least she is good for snuggles

>>34307216
Naw, just ominous shading.

>>34307252
I'm pretty sure their youth is well preserved if they're taken well care of, anon. I mean come on, would you really think a pristine looking milsurp would look like an old hag with a rotten stock and rusted, stuck bolt?

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>>34307459

>>34307461
So close...

the text should be behind her. I love it though, we need more of these.

>>34307252
Jesus Christ, how did I type this badly? I must be on the verge of a stroke or something...

>>34307459
But I mean even in Upotte, the older guns are mature women. So a well taken care of Mosin would be like an attractive elderly cougar?

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>>34307278

>>34307663
isn't m16 like at least 50 though?

>>34307971
meh that's peanuts compared to the mosin.

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dp28m chan a CUTE C U T E !

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>>34308058

>>34308004
>Half the age of the Mosin

>>34295193
Dude I've started fucking my dog I'm so lonely
And I'm bottom too

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Winny 97 takedown:
Cowgirl with a few scars, throws a mean right hook in a bar fight, not a knockout but her looks are highlighted by that "come at me fucker" light in her eyes you want to tame. Hell of a companion

Remmy 514:
Svelte blonde thats smart as a whip but won't admit it, never fails you and cleans up in a nice dress pretty well

Remmy model 11 military;
Ex military, probably a marine, gets shit squared away PROPER, but still has looks... Not the most pleasant, but damn fine in a fight or in the sheets

No1 mk3*: think pic related. Always had a quip and a smirk, god-tier on the range or in bed, but smart enough to have around a lot

Stag 15 build:
Average in every way, but she knows how to.use what she's got, not the classiest one but definitely worth having around as the regular romp.

>>34308120
exactly

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>>34308108
the only girl for tachanka

>>34305672
A bit on the lines of >>34305733
Nobody knows what her actual hair color is, because she dyes it so much. Average height, slightly slender. Ultracompetitive and very athletic. Hates losing anything. Very well traveled. Shamelessly patriotic. Hates aks and gets angry easily when people call her unreliable

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What would my Chinese-made 1887 clone be in cute girl form? kek

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>>34308058
>>34308108
>>34308178

>>34308197
chinese_miku.beta

>>34299802
I...fuck me.
You're probably right on most of them, depending on the personality.

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>>34307971
M16A4 would be only 18 this year.
>>34308004
I named my Mosin after one of my Chinese exes. Also remember that SK46 nurse chick from the show is hot even though she's 66yo.

>>34295193
>turning the item that you may rely on someday in the most trying experiance of your life into a young woman
>who we all know are masters of coping with stress
Yeah, nah. Male guns for me, I might not get to fugg them but at least they'll be stallwart companions.
The exception of course being bubushkas like the mosin, russian grannies are unflappable

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>>34308225
Here're my raifus btw.
What would me Hakim and my Gewehr 1888 look/act like?

>>34305538
STOP STORING GUNS IN FOAM CASES IT TRAPS MOISTURE AND MAKE THEM RUST REEEEE

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>>34302505
Yeeep...

>>34295193
>only have common, modern, basic bitch guns with reputation of being reliable
>little to no history and little to no usage just sitting around
so it'd just be like a bunch of roommates to hang out and talk shit with, like your cookie cutter harem anime
>anon lives with a bunch of girls except they are guns but mostly girls hilarity ensues

>>34308313
>I might not get to fugg them
i dont see what would be stopping you

>>34308446
>No, I was saving it for my registration!

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I guess my house would basically just be an episode of Hetalia

>>34295193
>having to strip and clean 20 young girls, then shove 19 of them into a safe and 1 down my pants

yeah i dont see how this could go wrong

>>34308489
>your M95 just sits in the corner drawing smut of your other guns
>Martini Henry and Enfield always shouting "RULE BRITTANIA!" Whenever Garand walks by
>Garand still saves the fucking day
>Mauser is always wondering where his schticky friend went
>arisaka always overthinks shit
>Mosin is axe crazy as fuck, most of the other guns avoid her/him

So, now comes the question.
Is the M95 your bro, drawing porn of the rest of the Guns who are female, OR, is she the yaoi fangirl drawing smut/porn of the rest of the Guns, who are all your bros?
Decisions decisions.

>>34308489
>martini-henry
I feel like it'd be the super high class english girl who knows all the advanced etiquette and societal expectations, but then would also whip the shit out of you with a riding crop behind closed doors

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>>34308550
Imagine her as Darjeeling, and then imagine her dominating you with her feet.

>>34308627
What is it with darjeelingfags and foot fetishes?

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>>34308717
It's probably the pantyhose.

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>>34308750
Then again, Yukari feets are nice too. <3

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Because I am a degenerate as well as an autist I came up with the anatomy of a raifu.
>Stock
legs/legwear (type of stock matches type of undergarments)
>Magazine well
lewd >>34302505
>Chamber
head(?)
>Bolt
brain
>Trigger
finger/hand
>Barrel
mouth/hair length

What else? Pic related.

>>34308772
Barrel shouldn't be mouth actually. Chamber should.

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>>34308772
weight is tit-size
muzzle is mouth
stock is ass
scope=glasses
bipod=feet (even if they don't have a standard bipod, clamp-on and rail-mounted bipods exist)

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>>34303940

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>>34295718
you too? though my morning wood was a bit too thick so getting it in was a bit of a pain. worth it though for my waifu.

>>34308772
>>34308826
Fuck it if this thread survives till morning I'm reopening the /k/omic document

>>34308826
>muzzle is mouth
so how bout that "suck start a shotgun" thing I've been hearing about so much?

>>34308826
what's a bayonet then? a strap-on?

>>34308772
I want to say caliber and classification = apparent age like it was in upotte like so
>pistol cartridge = elementary appearance
>intermediate cartridge = middle school appearance
>full powered rifle = high school appearance
But then you have shotguns and fud guns. Plus the Thompson in upotte was a full grown woman, not a little kid.
That much is confusing.

>>34309218
A permanently affixed bayonet is a dick

>>34309238
>>34308772
Egg literally was just making shit up. Guys have been wanting to rewrite it for at least a year and a half now- >>34309099

>>34309350
nice but im confused about height. whats the scale on that? 1.5:1, 1.2:1 or what cause if it's 1:1 then pretty much every gun would be smaller than a 10 year old

>>34309441
For most girls I'm gonna take the average height of a 20 year old girl, and say that height will be equivalent to the average length of a full size rifle.

I'll subtract like three inches from that average for pistols

>>34307971
m16 is basically lisa ann

>>34295193
>cute girls
Most of my guns are milsurp so I'd end up with a bunch of milfs. Not that that's a bad thing, but itd be hard to explain why a 23 year old guy lives with like 12 or so 40+ year old women.

>>34295193
>Not enjoying the idea of finger banging your guns in a whole new way
Anon...

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>>34302505
Well this is more of a joke than anything. Though a magazine suddenly dropping did cause Elle to vomit

>>34309606
COUGAR HAREM! Some studio should make this a thing.

I hate you fucking degenerates.

>>34295193
>I get to field strip them
would never get tired desu

Guns aren't girls! Guns are weapons!

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>>34310288
fucking weakling

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>>34310028

>>34308393
Put a desiccant in there, then.

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>>34295193
>put up with

lol, it's what I pray for every day.

>yfw your trusty AR is now not only a tool but also your soul mate

>>34308393
>STOP STORING GUNS IN FOAM CASES IT TRAPS MOISTURE AND MAKE THEM RUST REEEEE

git closed cell foams scrubs! those don't work like sponges.

>>34308772
You're right on the money anon, this is what I managed to concludes.
>Barrel: Hair (Barrel length associates with hair length)

>Sights: Eyes (Vision can be enhanced with optics, use of reflex and holographic sights aid with faster target acquisition)

>Handguard: Breasts (Top weight distribution and handguard size influence breast size)

>Magwell: Vagina

>Upper Reciever: Upper Body (Or in the case of kalashnikov type weapons, the dust cover that covers the receiver

>Lower Reciever: Lower body

>Stock: Underpants

>Fire Control Group: Part of her voog, associates with sexual organs (cited in the first episode/early chaptera when she saw Sensei operating an air rifle like an assualt rifle)

>Bolt carrier group assembly: The Head, also where memories are located

>Chamber: Digestive system

>Height: overall rifle length

>Weight: overall rifle weight

>>34310438
do you remember when L85s mag dropped and she started puking? thats doesnt add upp with magwell being vag imo, more like the chambeer would be it

>>34310456
This, all those meme images of anons putting their finger/peanus weanus in the chamber make sense now

>>34307459
>The old, well loved and taken care of gun in your collection.
>She's tall, old fashioned, maturely built, and more easygoing that she was in her youth. Her face isn't weathered and her only wrinkles are laugh lines. The gray in her hair is only the slightest whisps in her brown locks. Her body holds small marks and scars between smooth skin. She doesn't mind, though, because that's what you get with a life of danger.
>Her eyes, though. They tell a long and rich history, one filled with conflict and the promise to serve you well if you're kind to her.

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>>34311347
beautyful story

>Traumatized raifus clinging to you and pitiously crying in relief as you un-bubba them.

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>>34295193

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>>34311783
What about middle aged milsurp raifus wanting to be tacticool'd to compete with the 'younger girls'?

>>34312157
Could either go just fine or look like bad plastic surgery

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>>34295193
L1A1 is my waifu and love

Absolutely not, at least for mine primarily because
>Type 56 SKS
>Arisaka Type 99
>Daewoo DR200

I could not handle the Asian shitposting of those 3 not getting along .

I wouldn't have nearly enough bathrooms........
Fuck it, I'd make them build, dig latrines.

>>34311347
This time without fucked formatting.

>You let the door slam shut as you trudge in out of the night gloom into the even darker front room, uncaring of it woke anyone.
>With a groan, you settle into the sofa and put your feet up on the coffee table, uncaring of the empty chip bag under your shoe that Wasr probably left out.
“Jesus fuck…” You mutter to yourself. “Sixteen hours. That’s the last time I fall for the overtime joke and cover for someone.”
>Reaching down to your hip, you take a sleepy Shield 9 out of her holster and let the short girl stumble away to clean herself before bed.
>You lean back, tempted to fall asleep in the sofa and suffer the stiff neck that you would inevitably get.
>In fact…
>Slowly, your eyes drift shut.
>”Well well, late on my night to share the bed with you, hmm?” a rich voice asks.
>Shit.
>You crack open your eyes and take in the tall form now standing before you with crossed arms.
>In the dim light, the brass colored eyes staring down at you stand out in stark contrast. Only one gun you own has such bright, brilliant eyes.
“Hey, Winny…”
>Your Winchester 1897 raises a single delicate eyebrow at the weak greeting and steps closer, letting you see her better.
>She’s tall, as tall as you, with a form that is both balanced and curvy. Her mid length hair falls just below her narrow shoulders in a chocolate-colored wave with only the barest hints of gray. The shotgun’s heart-shaped face bears only slight wrinkles with her age, and tiny scars draw attention away from those anyway. Across the deceptively thin arms crossed under her bust is a large scar, running from one to the other and mirroring the knife gouge on her pump. The seasoned weapon is clad only in a red, risque nightgown, but she still somehow makes you feel under dressed in her presence.
>”You’re late,” she says simply, “and you left me in the cold bed by myself for hours.”
1/3

>>34312943
>You wince at the blunt accusation.
“I know, Winny. I’m sorry, but I had to cover some people. I don’t really have an excuse,” you apologize. “Believe me, I would have taken time with you over anything work could give me.”
>For a tense moment it seems like Winny is going to remain upset, but instead she sighs and smiles gently. “I know, you silly man. I don’t like the long hours you often work, but I understand.”
>She closes the rest of the distance and settles in your lap, making you wrap your arms around her middle and place your chin on her shoulder in a one-sided embrace.
>Winny hums contently as she leans back into you. “Still haven’t taken off your work clothes?”
“I just got home.”
>She nods absently, running her calloused hands over yours. “You need to shave as well. I can feel your stubble through my gown.”
>You click your tongue in annoyance.
“That’ll be a morning thing.”
>You don't get an answer from her other than a short laugh.
>For a quiet moment, you just hold the surprisingly light sometimes-woman in your arms.
>Your hand slips up the gown with no resistance, running past a silky smooth leg without hitting any marks and stopping on a taut stomach that a woman half Winny’s age would kill for.
>She sighs and leans her head into yours, letting herself go slack.
“You know, if we stay here like this, I’m going to pass out,” you tell the shotgun with a yawn to punctuate your statement.
>She makes a noncommittal hum. “I guess we should head that way, then.”

2/3

>colt expense
>Mossberg 500
>savage axis
Yeah they are just gonna chill and maybe have casual sex or whatever

>>34312960
>*Growl..!*
>Winny’s small smile morphs into a frown. “Did you not eat lunch again?”
“It was a busy day, Win…” you half-heartedly defend.
>”That’s no excuse,” she says, training one bead-sight brass eye on you. “Stay awake, I’ll make you something, THEN we can sleep.”
“You don’t need to. It’ll be fine.”
>Winny ignores your protest and pulls herself from your grasp, pulling up the falling shoulder of her gown as she does so. She then walks off towards the kitchen. “Honestly you silly man, why don't you take care of yourself? I’m your gun, not your wife or mother…”
“You can be all three if you’re feeling kinky!” You call after her cheekily.
>”You can only marry a gun and your own mother in Alabama, and that’s too long a drive!”
>A chuckle escapes you as you lean back.
>What would you do without your arsenal?

3/3

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>>34313003
This better not awaken any new sort of debauchery in me, I have plenty enough as it is.

>>34295332
Why is Shinji a nun?

>>34312319
T H I C C
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>>34312943
>>34312960
>>34313003
Please tell me you write on /wfg/.

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>>34295193
>>34295216
>needing your gun to be a real girl in order to fuck it
Just do what I do and get some lubricant oil on the frame/furniture then go to town with that sexy beauty.

>>34313683
I don't, but I can. Been getting burnt out on the other things I write so a change would be nice.

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I just bought a Tavor. I'd be very happy

>>34313886
>having penis small enough to enter the chamber or magwell

>>34313964
>being this illiterate
Where did I say chamber or magwell in that post?

>>34314392
Enlighten us, how do you fuck a gun?

>>34314444
Rub your dick on the frame man. Closest you can get besides sticking the barrel up your ass.
>checked

>>34313919
>>34313003
>Nof on /k/
>Gun girls
YES. PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING!

>>34314603
Dont encourage him

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>>34313919
By all means, do so. /wfg/ is comfy as fuck

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>>34303920
>tfw I'm actually hard gay for dicks and I enjoy having the sexual relations with men that actually look like men
Nice try, rev but it's far too late for me

>>34295346
literally only ever heard hetfags and trolls talk like this, you people have problems

>>34310456
>>34310466
Then again, Eggplant was making shit up along the way. I mean, take >>34310028 in the manga for example. It's implies that the magazine well is a rifle's voog. In the case of puking ammo, it was because Elle's magazine was shot off and broke. After all, where is the ammunition fed in? The chamber. If you take in human anatomy, the vaginal organ also rests in front of the digestive system (I.e. ending of the large intestines and where the colon and anus is at)

>>34312852
>I could not handle the Asian shitposting of those 3 not getting along
But that's where the fun begins anon

>>34315348
This, a chick, nip and buckethead girl arguing who the superior slant arms manufacturer is hilarious to imagine.

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>>34312157
>Garand-chan grows jealous of AR-15 getting all of Anon's attention
>Orders custom made furniture and "borrows" accessories from AR-15
>Pic related

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>34315386
*chink

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>>34315394
>Ping EBR
I don't know how I should feel about this...

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>>34313003
That was cute.

>>34313683
>>34314898
>/wfg/
I might be swimming in too many boards to understand which one you're talking about.
Warframe general?
Warhammer Fantasy general?

>>34295193

No, too much work.

>>34315918
Writefag General.

>>34307102
>This is your home defense gun now.

I'd buy her some clothes that fit, some decent concealable armor and a proper stock and extended magazine for that shotgun.

>>34315962
.../a/? /co/? /tg/? /trash/? /lit/? /b/? /r9k/?

>>34316053

>>34269568
>/k/

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>>34315990
If that's what you want then.

>>34316060
>A magical place.
Huh. Thanks.

>>34295193
>My most loved possessions become girls too
It would never get old. Especially if stuff like >>34313003 happens

>>34298931
You must have terrible pencil dick.

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>>34318364
there's a reason I cuddle a gun at night and not a girl.
;_;

>>34307102
>pistol grip only
disgusting, makes me want to suck start that shotgun

What's the Upotte version of a Jericho 941 FS?

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>>34318718
There's no pistol girls in Upotte but using a system that some /ak/ anons made, most pistols are your generic elementary/middle schooler looking child with medium length black hair.
Here's the best I could find using it.

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>>34295193
I'd be about it

>>34295265
translate it, weebs.

>have 70 something guns
I do not have enough space for that many vaginas.

>>34318424
better response
``oh shit, I'm not a guy?''

>Wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of Mosin and Mauser screaming about Fascists and Bolsheviks in the gun safe.
>Only to be silenced by "SHUT YOUR MOUTHS YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" from the Mk.5 SMLE carbine.

>>34295193
Well if it gets old it wouldn't be a cute girl anymore now would it?

>>34319861
Better yet: no you don't

>>34295193
What skin-color would the gun girls have?

Would it be based on the country of origin or would it be based on a property that the gun has?

>>34320936
Either/or depending on the significance.

>>34320936
>all black guns start telling you they were kangz

>>34320947
>>34321030
What about this;

Skin color comes from the country of origin

And the guns color is her hair color

So a black gun from japan is a black haired japanese girl. A white gun from brazil is a white haired brazilian girl. Wood furniture gives brown hair.

>>34320936
I'd say it could be different with locally mfg ones.
Think CETME vs HKG3 vs SEDENA G3 and the like.

self-lubing guns? i'm down

>>34309238
>Plus the Thompson in upotte was a full grown woman, not a little kid.
>That much is confusing.

Upotte rules say WWII weapons are all adults (graduates?)

>>34320936
>>34320947
>>34321030
>>34321294
>>34321181
Lads we already did this>>34309350

>>34321552
I think it's an age meets experience thing. Once you're old enough and have seen enough war, regardless of type of weapon, you're an adult. Gotta prove yourself.

>>34321552

FAL and M14 have been there for decades as students. FNC's predecessor CAL is mentioned as well. FNC itself is not going to be picked up by any military today.

Seishou Academy is a retirement home for guns. Much like GuP is for old tanks.

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>>34295193
What kind of a girl would a 15 shot shotgun be?

>>34322052
Short with absurdly long hair. Kinda ugly. Easily irritated. Talks too much

>>34322052
Thick, plump and short.
Probably smell like baby powder for some reason.
Good sized knockers with inverted nipples.

>>34322052
two mag tubes
twintails

>>34322052
One anon did/is doing a Kel-Tec KSG story, total Tsundere, cute as fuck.

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>>34311347
So like balalaika from black lagoon?

>>34322808
Preferably less of an asshole

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>Open your gun case and see this.

What do, /k/?

>>34323734
Wake up, I imagine

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>>34323734
fuck it

>>34323734
start putting my magazine in their wells

>>34323734
suffer an accidental discharge

>>34323734
>GODDAMIT HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO POINT THAT FUCKING THING AT PEOPLE GET OVER HERE YOU ARE SO GETTING IT TODAY REEEEEE

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>>34295555

But that's not where the trigger is.

This has been explicitly stated.

He's essentially pic related.

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>>34324109
Where was the logic behind holding the AUG like that?

>>34295265
Weirdo

>>34324109
Well, he is holding her hand...

>>34295193
>mfw the government bans my waifu
Not again. Not after the automatics.

>>34308353
>Hakim
>Swedish gun that was used by arabs
I don't know. Wait a couple of decades for the rape babies in Sweden to mature.