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The cityfags don't understand. The zombie apocalypse is

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The cityfags don't understand.

The zombie apocalypse is already here, and it goes UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHKHKHRKHKHK

What are you guys doing to remove kehog?
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>>34289757
if you want to kill something so bad why don't you start with yourself naziSHIT
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>>34289757
>What are you guys doing to remove kehog?

Indiscriminately shooting all hogs I see with whatever caliber firearm I may have at the time.

The 303 Lee Enfield does a fine job desu.
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>>34289767
What do nazis have to do with shooting hogs? Racist much?
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>>34289757
Tannerite and helicopters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5dd-Bge5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8dX8KX1Ks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89UliEiQQyU
Any piggy that runs is a hog, anyone that stands still is a well disciplined hog.
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>getting all agitated about killing, nazis and racism
>on 4chan

you're going to have a fun time here kid.
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>>34289767
>has never been around hogs
>never seen crops ripped up, local animals chased out of rural areas into cities
>never had a boar can running out of the bush straight at you for no good god damn reason
>never seen the sparsest population of medium herbivores due to too many piggies
>never seen an explosion of wolves because pack hunting predators rip hogs apart
They're an invasive species, you stupid fuck. They DESTROY habitats. There're not even a native species. Go be a bleeding heart somewhere else.
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By letting their population overgrow then drop to near extinction, natures cool like that.
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>>34289800
your an invasive species
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>>34289780
>>34289794
>>34289800
it's bait you dumb fucking mongloids
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>>34289767
I do believe in killing Nazis, but I think I'll start with your gun-grabbing ass first, Heinrich.

And then I'll kill some hogs because fuck hogs.
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>>34289757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRk6zDqc0vY

I think everyone should watch this, and learn.

if you are too impatient: https://youtu.be/mRk6zDqc0vY?t=100
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>>34289808
My dick is a invasive species
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>>34289809
>if your not a mindless killer your a troll
holy shit how many levels of psychopath are you on?
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>>34289848
try harder next time buddy.
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>>34289852
do you have trouble understanding other people's emotions?
do you rarely feel regret for your actions even when they hurt other people?
do you find it hard to accept blame for your mistakes?
do you have a fascination with blood or fire?
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>>34289861
>do you have trouble understanding other people's emotions?
I have trouble understanding the emotions of people who sympathize with hogs
>do you rarely feel regret for your actions even when they hurt other people?
Hogs are not people. Hogs are worse than ISIS.
>do you find it hard to accept blame for your mistakes?
Killing hogs is the opposite of a mistake.
>do you have a fascination with blood or fire?
Only hog blood.

Hogs on fire are also acceptable.
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>>34289839

Invade me daddy.

In another matter, anyone here been brave enough to go at a boar with a boar spear?
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>>34289757
It's funny because the apocalypse actually is here, but it goes ALLAHU ALLAHALALALALA and BIX NOOD MUFUGA.

What are our doing to remove the darkness covering the earth?
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>>34289913
why are liberals so racist? And why are they so anti-environmentalist?
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>>34289808
I'm a pagan tier environmentalist, I feel the spirit of Gaia deep in my bones and would be pissed at myself if I so much as stepped on a flower. But hogs are like niggers. They're an ugly species, they breed to an extent that strains the environment, and they destroy any habitat they're in making it more difficult for the native species to acquire resources and live peacefully. Removing them is like removing weeds (or niggers). It's a tough call but something clearly has to be done about them. I wouldn't mind giving a few of them back to the soil myself.
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>>34289757
Kind of hard to comity Hamocide when farmers and land owners have started CHARGING people an arm and a leg to hunt hogs on their land, when they should see it as a public service.
They saw how many people flocked to exterminate them and got dollar signs in their eyes, now tusked menace is protected because their continued existence has become profitable.
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>>34290028
Just don't shoot hogs on those people's land and see how long it takes for them to stop charging. The hogs will learn where the greedy fucks live, because they'll get shot everywhere else.

The free market wins again.
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>>34289826
as a Mexican i dont have to worry about politics because whites wont exist in america by the time my great grandchildren are around

please go and kill those nazis for us though wh*tey
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>>34290043
But the hogs are violating the NAP. If we don't shoot them the farmers will deploy tactical McNukes™ to eradicate them and our food will end up tainted with radiation. I don't want to feed my Walmart® child brides poisoned food.
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>>34290049
>as a Mexican

Stopped reading there and called ICE.
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>>34290049
You're Mexican and don't already have great grandchildren?
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>>34289757
Introduce gray wolves into the ecosystem.
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>>34289757
>you will live to see the great hog war
thank god they're not emus
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>>34290145
The whole emu war meme is good for banter but emus are seriously fucking hellspawn. I went to a petting zoo that had some as a kid and the things were vicious.
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>>34289871
>worse than isis
How well would these fuckers do in arid climates, they would be a fucking muslims worst nightmare.

Fund weaponized hoggers plox
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>>34290049
Too bad that the US will be just as big a shithole as your homeland when there are no longer any whites around to leech off.
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>>34290279
>replacing ISIS with hogs
>hogs now control the oil

your plan a shit.
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>>34289848
*you're
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>>34290279
>Weaponise the hogs to stop ISIS
>The hog army crushes ISIS in weeks
>Occupies ISIS Territory
>Mission accomplished
>Weeks later, the hogs have not left Raqqa
>They're rebuilding it
>They start attacking neighbouring factions
>Six months later they control the entire middle east
>Nuclear strikes are ineffective
>Human nations fall one by one
>Soon there will only be hog
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>>34290163
an Australian will shitpost about many a thing, but they will never shitpost or downplay an Emu.
20ft tall with razor sharp teeth and eyes of pure fire, some say the last of the true aboriginal elders opened a portal to hell to punish the white man and the Emus came through
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>>34290597
The era of man has ended!
The orc dynasty shall begin!
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>>34289838
The Bacon Remover of Righteous Fury always brings a smile to my face.

>Stabs them with a spear
>Holds them underwater
>"Drown motherfucker!"

It just warms my heart.
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>>34289757

hogs are just ground based crows

crows do the same thing, kill off all the local song birds
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>>34289757
>remove kehog
>Texas farmers charge a premium to do them favor.

I don't live anywhere close to an area where hunting them is free, and I'm not paying to do extermination work for someone.
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>>34289757

I shoot them in the face.
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>>34291539

They don't produce as fast as them. A hog can give birth up to two dozen babies, do that twice a yr. Within a yr all those offspring reproduce too. Just YouTube and watch the damage a small group of hogs can do within a few hours.
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>>34289757
hogs only live in shitholes
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>>34289757
is 300blk the best cartridge for remove bacon?
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>>34290049
>come to United States for better life
>turn United States into Mexico
>???
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>>34289767
fpbp
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>>34291724
Are you new here? Please stop posting until you have a grasp of things.
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>>34291709
Lost of hunters like 300blackout because it can be silence very easily. The hogs don't get as spooked if there family falls over to take a nap.
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>>34291742
>falling for such obvious bait
baka famalam
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>>34291801
Lots*
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The Aporkolypse hasn't made it to my state, but I highly recommend Ted Nugent in a helicopter.
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As an Iowan we've been committing formalized pig genocide for years, let them come and fuck with the corn/bean fields, we will spill a sea of their blood onto the earth and feel nothing.
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>>34289757
If the introduced and invasive wild hogs ever make it as far North as me I'll probably go after then with a suppressed .22lr and homebrew NV setup. But somehow it seems unlikely to happen, considering how many of you guys down South are attending to the problem.
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The virginfags don't understand.

My vagina is already here, and it goes UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHKHKHRKHKHK

What are you guys doing to remove bagina :DDDDDDD?
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>>34289757
Guys, apparently we have a bunch of hogs in the Californian Central Valley/Coast and I really want to remove oink but all I have is a shotgun to go hunting with. Whats the best load I can use for a 1897 Winchester Takedown Field Gun? From what I read, its open season on the oinkers all year round
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They are evolving
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>>34293487
Nah, pigs are all fantastic swimmers.
https://youtu.be/3iCjUtj9O_U
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>>34291539
Crows are native. Starlings are the real winged invasive menace.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY
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>>34289871
Do the worms evacuate the meat as it roasts?
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>>34289757
Ak
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>>34294668
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvAfJG1PMjbY&start1=10&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUIyRXvHmXxo&start2=&authorName=aphrocarlin

ABSOLUTELY WITNESSED
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>>34289767
>>34289780
>>34289800
>>34289826
>>34291724
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>>34290049
lol brown boy thinks he can do anything other than cook good tamales and loiter in the home depot parking lot
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>>34291684
hogs create shitholes
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>>34289788
Any Sows or Piglets?
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Pen them up, starve them... then start feeding them liberals, and communists.

Use one pest to remove another!
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>>34293428
hogs will tank 3-5 .22 and can still gore you while they're bleeding out. They are naturally headbutt oriented and .22 might ricochet at some angles. Good ol' .308 or a 12 and a .45 just in case is what I'd recommend.
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>>34293485
Get slugs and a .357, .44 or .45 for if they get too close
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>>34295593
My neighbor shot one in the head with .357. It glanced off. He ended up in a tree and shot it in the back two more times.
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>>34289809
I'm getting fucking fed up with this sort of stupid bait in virtually every goddamn thread here since Trump won the election. It's gotten so out of hand that countless good threads are being derailed because of these goddamned cockmongers thinking they're being funny and edgy. It's high time these useless janitors here on /k/ start to ban these cocksuckers through their ISP's IP range.
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>>34290028
Here in Brazil the hog problem has gotten so out of hand that local poor farmers are pooling resources and actually paying hunters to remove ham.
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>>34293485
Get 1 ounce slugs.
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How the fuck is tannerite legal?
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>>34295532
Sometimes.
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>>34290279
yfw its already happend

http://nypost.com/2017/04/26/wild-boar-stampede-crushes-isis-fighters/
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>>34295593
>>34295682

I remember the fudd looking fella that checked me out when I bought the shotgun told me to avoid using modern ammo or anything longer than 2 3/4 inches or something like that. So far I've only put 00 buck and federal ammunition bird shot through it.

The shotgun is pretty old (1912) and a fudd fucked it up the barrel a bit by cutting off like 5 inches, dumbass tried to turn a Field Gun into a Riot Gun, so the end of the barrel is a cunt hair uneven.
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>>34289940
A pagan tree hugging pacifist that casually uses the word nigger and dicks around on a weapons interest board.
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>>34289757
>not letting nature take its course.
Don't kill coyotes, wolves, cougars, or jaguars.
By the way, have jaguar sightings in the southwest been confirmed? Has /k/ ever seen a jaguar?
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>>34295809
How could you shoot sows and piglets?
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>>34297290
I've seen one in the southeast.
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>>34297367
state? few sightings of cougars here in TN. no jaguars though.
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>>34297335
easy, just dont lead em as much
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>>34289757
Do you people that kill these hogs also eat them?
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>>34289788
Really needs "Fortunate Son" playing in the background of that last video.
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>>34297290
Boars aren't native to North America.

Wolves won't keep them down.
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>>34297552
Many people do or sell the meat. It's perfectly fine eating but I don't personally don't do it.
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>>34295501
racist
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>>34294668
hog holocaust
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>>34298229
You mean the Hogocaust
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I pop shots off at the fuckers with whatever is handy. Gut shot with a 22 can be lethal in a few days from infection
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>>34289808
Really makes you think
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>>34297273
You'd be surprised at the amount of unironic lunar worship on this board.
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>>34298336
>the Christian God never appears before man
>the moon is here for us at least once a night and sometimes during the day

Christians: 0
Moonies: 1
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>>34293485
APDS
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>>34298365

You're such a flaming faggot. The real god here is the sun. He provides you with every thing you need to live, only punishes you when you look at him for to long.

Worship the sun, faggot.
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>>34297552
From what ive heard they taste real gamey and tough, plus its easy to rupture some sort of gland that makes the meat taste godawful.
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>>34298723
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>>34293485
I don't see why a lighter buckshot wouldn't work.
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>>34297273
>what is humor
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>>34299052
Lighter pellets = Less energy at similar ranges. Bad news because hogs have thick skulls.
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>>34297539
Underrated comment
Pig hunting is hell!!!
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>>34289800
>Explosion of Wolves
Would make a good name for a power metal band.
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>>34290544
>take platoon of marines
>don't feed them anything but 2 MREs a day for two weeks
>no masturbation allowed
>point them in the direction of PIGSIS
>whisper "all the crayons and pork chops you can eat"
>watch the bloodiest, shortest extermination in mans future or history
>free oil and bacon
Plan is good, friend.
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>>34289879
not without a hunting party/retinue and some dogos with me
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>>34293485
get a handgun or revolver with good stopping power with you, just for the case
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>>34298723
>praise the sun, faggot
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>>34293428
Anon.... hogs have been shooting themselves with .22 for a long time to build up an immunity to it. They've already mastered .22, 38spc, and.380. They're near compete with 9mm. They'll laugh at you while raping your waifu pillow.


But seriously, even 556 has been proven to not have the greatest effect with 308 being the caliber of choice. Most erradicators use ar10s.
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>never gonna get to shoot a 120mm HE-FRAG-T shell into a group of hogs
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>>34289838
dinh Dank BANh! Binh DINK DAANK DAAAANK/10
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>>34295704
binary compound. theres nothing inherently illegal about selling say aluminum powder and ammonia nitrate as separate chemicals.

Note it even says on the jar its illegal to transport once mixed, as that violates handling laws.
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>>34300366
120mm canister shot sounds like a lot of fun too.
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>>34293485
You aren't going to get close enough to use a shotgun for hogs in California unless you have a dedicated slug gun. Literally everyone uses a rifle here.
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I've seen a 400 pounder take three .30-06 round to the vitals and make it farther into the brush than I cared to follow it.
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>>34300819
All else I have is a Nugget with a fucked up bolt, I had an AR but I lost in a tragic boating accident before moving to CA
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>>34297290
I've seen two jaguars under NG in New Mexico.
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>>34302888

Nothing would please me more than seeing a .50 BMG go into a hog's forehead and out it's butthole
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