HOLY SHIT /k/ I MIGHT GET TO DO SOME HOME DEFENSE SOON Basically

>Things that never happened: the OP

Good luck, I guess.

>>34281324
Live stream or it never happens.

>>34281326
this

>>34281324
And this is what amphetamine psychosis looks like gentlemen.

>>34281324
should just move down here to south africa, i'll give you a bed and food if you'll go shoot at trespassers and monkeys

>>34281324

if you're gonna lie, can you at least make it entertaining? At least tell us your dad works at Nintendo, rivals from Sony are on their way to your place to run large magnets over your work hard drives.

Make sure there are fresh batteries in your GoPro

>>34281413
> trespassers and monkeys.

That seems like a bit of a redundancy.

>>34281324
>I want them to show up so badly

Congrats, you've just premeditated. Which makes it legally not self defense. See also: Scarsella

>>34281324
It stinks of summer.

Here lies OP, he waited for the cool shooting but instead died instantly as a nearby car threw a wave of bullets through his house, killing him and everyone else inside.

OPs family is going to operate hard on them

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>>34281324
Thanks for posting this here to remain on the internet permanently for lawyers to find.

>>34281423
I would watch this
>>34281596
Realistically you think a lawyer could find this? Depending on castle rule there could not even be a trial.

>>34281597
Well, if it ends up becoming news-worthy like OP thinks it will, all it would take would be for some anon to send the news site a screenshot of this thread. Then it snowballs from there.

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>>34281591
We've trained for that. Any drive-by is gonna fail like this. The driver gets shot first, then everyone in the car gets lit up.

>>34281600
Some anon? OP said nothing that would indicate his location

>>34281324

OP confirmed for an autistic 12 year old.

>>34281604
>shooting happens that becomes newsworthy tomorrow
>family full of trained shooters, police and exmilitary kills a large crowd of blacks
>an anon sends this thread which happened before the incident and fits the story perfectly

It's not rocket science, dude.

>>34281602
this reminds me of a scene from "A history of Violence" where The main character's evil brother watches his boys get murdered and all he can say is "HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP?"

>>34281626
>The firearm enthusiast known as 4chan

>>34281648
*van explodes*

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>>34281324

If you were smart, you wouldn't be fucking merry.

Being in the wrong end of a gun, let alone multiple guns is not something you need to be fucking bragging about online.

Because it's not going be at your house.

If they are organized as you say and have legitimate power,

On a random day, at a random time, someone you care about is going to get shot dead. Hell, if you're all together, it could get real fucking interesting.

Maybe it'll start with them spraying the fuck out of your house. Force you to start moving place to place. Hotel to hotel. Just want they want, makes you easier to get.

Might not be gunplay. Burning to death because someone blocked the door and threw a couple 'tovs through the window. People waiting out back and out front if you try to escape.

You are a fucking idiot.

>>34281626
Gangs of blacks assault non black people everyday. I doubt any single attack would be newsworthy.

>>34281663
>illegal gang
>legitimate power

LOL. Street thugs only know skirmishing. I plan to show them total war.

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>>34281669

Oh you poor child.

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>>34281324
K. Cool story.

>>34281669
are you 12 because holy shit that line is fedora as shit.

>>34281339
>>34281326
yeahhhh crime doesnt exist thats tv stuff

op is STOOPIDD

like dude bro its illegal to kill or hurt people so your all set dont worry

>>34281669
I just reinstalled my OS so I don't have a suitable reaction image to convey to you how much of a faggot you are, but rest assured, you are a massive fucking faggot.

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>>34281705
>fedora as shit.

ohhhhhhh criiiiiiinnnngeeee

>unironically using the word fedora in year of our lord 2017
cringed again

>>34281664
it will be if any blacks are killed

>>34281725
>group of misunderstood youths of color who drove around the quiet suburban neighborhood listening to music were lit up by close-knit white supremacist group

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>>34281713
>using the word cringe

>ever

>>34281663
>molotovs

he said redguards, not spics.

and if its truly organized crime then they don't want that kind of attention

I mean, what do you thing the police response would be if a bunch of nogs molotov'd a family full of cops?

...to dramatically overreact

>>34281790
>gets cringed at
spergs out

ohhh cringed again, kid just go back

>>34281576

First off, OP is fake and gay, but that's beside my point.

>Armed nogs invade OP's house
>OP guns them down
>Guise! He planned this!

Yeah, and? He didn't force the nogs to do a murderous armed invasion of his house. Even if he prepared for it, he would just be rightly defending himself against an attacker meaning to do him harm.

>But muh premeditation

The premeditation thing becomes a problem if he planned to kill someone he >knew< wasn't there to wound, maim, or kill the inhabitants of the home. If he knew that the invader did intend to do so, premeditation literally does not matter because it would still be a valid use of self-defense.

>>34281879
reddit cucks are just mad OP isnt a cuck like them

>>34281880
>Less than one minute response time after a longer post

Mouthbreather who doesn't read what he's commenting on.

>>34281707
You're a retarded fucking nigger.

>>34281324
You're living the dream, anon.

RIP
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>>34281324
If true there is something you NEED to do first. Get 12 HD NV capable cameras and put them inside and outside of your house. No point bringing this to /k/ if you don't plan on giving us some good video of you plugging some bad guys.

>>34281324
inb4 OP gets killed and his family raped

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>>34281602
Is this the Philippines? or Burma?

>>34281324
Make it in the news or GTFO

>>34281669
What expansion packs do you have for the game?

>>34281324
Enjoy your car bomb.

Guns are for amateurs in this context.

You just ate a ricin pizza

Can't wait for Tyrones family to use this thread as evidence.. Hope Op get 2-3 years

>>34281651
*video of man shooting a chinese knockoff AK (SKS)*

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>>34281669
>t.

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>>34281669
Oh boy

>>34282662
And why it's that?

>You planned on stopping my blood thirsty murderous dindu nuffin from trying to break into your house and killing you!

Niggers aren't your friend Anon, especially if you are a fucking Moon cricket. Be smart enough to recognize your white neighbors that aren't on meth care more about you than your fucking kin

>>34281324
Just don't flag your fucking long gun like the asshole in the pic is doing and you should be fine.