>Called a BAR >Doesn't serve alcohol Why would

Its a special kind of bar that serves death

>>34266706
HHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SO FUNNY!

Kys

>>34266706
Those pouches are so thick, could you even prone like that?

>>34266706
OP isn't an actual bundle of sticks

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>>34266734
>4 Japs walk into a BAR

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>>34266706
It's called a M1918 you tremendous faggot.

>>34266706
BAR stands for Big Assault Rifle,

Because its Bee Ayy Arr

>>34266706
Now this guy is fucking ready. 120 rds of 30-06 on his right, probably another 120 on his left flank.

>>34266989
No, its Bad Ass Rifle.

>>34267004
So, enough for like 24 seconds of combat.

>>34266706
You're the same faggot who made the thread about the SAW aren't you

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>>34266706

Is the BAR a battle rifle or a an LMG?

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>>34266706
Because it resembles a Zanex bar

>>34268273
Yes

>Called an MP-40
>Not a military police officer in his 40's
Gets me mad boi

Because browning was a mormon?

>>34267029
big ass rifle

>called a SCAR
>is a constant reminder of how you stupidly spent 3k on a .22 rifle

Sounds about right

H&K
>It doesn't heckle at comedians
>It doesn't fit in OPs ass like every other Kock

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>Called a Mosin-Nagant
>Isn't a child of the divorced Sergey Mosin

>>34270415
>he bought the 16
Might as well just buy a M&P and throw 2.5k down the drain

>>34266769
>could you even prone like that?

You can do a lot of things you think you couldn't do when people are shooting at you.

Soldiers find a way.

>called a hi-power
>>>9mm

>Called the AR-15
>Not invented in 1915 by pirates

>>34266734
FPBP

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>>34266769
When jap bodies and your buddies are piling up around you day after day as you fight through never ending jungle warfare waiting for the next banzai charge, going prone is probably seen as less important than having enough ammunition.

Also lots of uneven terrain makes getting cover and concealment eaisier than in other theatres

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>>34266706
>can serve beer
>not called a BAR
damn jews

>>34266706
You negros see the new CoD gameplay where the BAR has literally no recoil? Fucking hilarious.

>>34267029
Browning's Ass Raper

>>34269368
heh

>>34271517
browneye annihilating raper

>>34271517
>Blacks
>Always
>Removed

>>34271688
Got an honest chuckle out of that

>>34268273
It's an automatic rifle.

>>34266939
Subtle, keked.

>>34266706
BAR stand for Black Anus Ravager