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*blocks your path*
>"What did you say about my Chinese War Sword you bitch?!"
>Without hesitation, you pull out your concealed Glock 17 and take aim
>Lynn gets into his battle stance with his sword
>You grin and pull the trigger
>The sound of gunpowder exploding and metal striking lead rattles your ear drums
>Lynn had cut your bullet in half with ease
>You become too petrified to move
>Lynn does a spin and proceeds to amputate both of your hands wielding the gun
>You look at your wrists, both are spurting blood onto Lynn's shirt
>"This was my favorite blue shirt you dumbass!"
>Lynn hits you in the nose with the sword's hilt, breaking your nose and knocking you down in the process
>"That's what I love about this Chinese War Sword, It cuts like a bat out of hell"
>Lynn uses both hands to lift the sword behind his back for a strike
>The last thing you see is him striking down
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>>34248789
throw pocket bacon
watch him chase it
clear path
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>>34248789
>you will never crack open a cold one with Lynn Thompson and Ron Balicki
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>>34248798
He would most likely cut that pocket bacon mid-air
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>>34248789
*Generic hard rock music playing*
"Flick, flick, flick. Off comes 20 pounds of beef."
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>>34249160
This.
Meat products are not safe when this man is around.
Even if they're in steel toe-capped boots.
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>>34248789
I would just point an empty bolt action rifle at him and start screaming "BANG, work the bolt. BANG, work the bolt."
Then he'll know that I'm one of his true disciples and hopefully offer to train me to be part of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas.
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>>34249195
Love that pic. The man literally build an empire on quality knives and swords. I have a lot of respect for him.
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>>34249916
He's the Trump of knives. Sells trash and people love him for it, they'll debase themselves at his feet because it makes others upset.
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hey, at least its historically accurate
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>>34248789
What really happened was,
>Pull out glock
>Pull trigger
>Hand explodes
>Be dispatched
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>>34249969
Did Lynn molest you as a child or something? Where did he touch you?
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>>34248789
>not shouting DIE before he makes every cut
You fucked up
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>>34250992
He already knows you're going to die so what's the point?
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why did you repost this?
i see you removed the part about the external safety but i already told you if he cuts the bullet in half, both halves are going to keep moving in almost exactly the same trajectory they were on and he'd get shot fucking twice instead of once
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>>34249969
Hey wow that's pretty cool kiddo! You gave us two baits for the price of one (you)!
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>>34249916
>quality knife
They've gotten a lot better the past 2 years, but it wasn't that long ago when they were using AUS-8 for everything.
>quality swords
They have like 2 good sword models.
People who think "Cold Steel is crap" is just a meme don't know the history of the company.
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>>34251640
Nothing wrong with aus8.
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>>34248789
Hey no shit, my friends and I once pissed off Lynn at a gun show in Charlotte NC, 2010 or so.
>visit a trade show/gun show
>booths set up by various names in the industry
>see cold steel booth
>lynn is there, so is that one-eyed giant dude
>lynn is already looking pretty sweaty and flustered
>i have a feeling he doesnt like these kinds of things
>we go say hello, shake his hand
>friends dad is standing there, watching one of the cut test videos playing on a kiosk
>lynn walks up and extends his hand
>friends dad says, "Ever seen that guy on SNL? The samurai delicatessen? Thats who you remind me of!"
>lynn turns purple and stomps off
It was glorious.
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*teleports behind you*
nothing personal, kid
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>>34248789
Now he dies of two smaller bullet wounds???
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>>34251605
>>34255604
The Sword is a magnet that fuses lead and other objects to make it stronger
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>>34255604
>.45
>becomes 2x .225
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>>34255840
>becomes 5.56 but bigger
MY GOD
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>>34248789
Ppshh...anti personnel kiddo....
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>>34251605
No they're not you dumbass, if only because a bullet spins and so the halves would spin away from each other, and that's assuming they are cut in half by a mono-filament wire
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>>34248789
Cold Steel is the best.
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