We were in a little compund on patrol when we got attacked. There

>>34245165
I've actually had an RPG fired at me, and your larping annoys me. That's my story.

>>34245180
Its not larping you welfare queen faggot

>>34245207
Then what do you call it. Pretend time?

>>34245218
It happened

>>34245248
No it didn't. You said you were on patrol. Then you called me a welfare queen when I doubted you.

No other service member would say that to another service member. Doesn't make any damn sense.

You're full of shit and it's way obvious. Wanna talk about Pokemon or something you might really know?

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>mfw DoD IT consultant watching uniformeds arguing

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>>34245165
>RPG rocket flied past by my side, closer than 2 meters. It burned into my memory and i still have nightmares about it, how can i deal with it?

> This dude lost 3 guys in one patrol, friend lost her arm, got fucked up himself. It gets worse.

>>34245165
Sure.

>be Inna convoy, in stryker
>be looking through crows,. 50
>see a fucker look at us, pick up a cell phone about a half mile away
>boom, lead Buffalo explodes
>call TL, say I saw trigger
>he says open up
>I do
>it misses, guy fucks off

Hey white/blue robed camel fucker, you should have hit the humvees two cars back you dumbass. You did not do shit. I wish I killed you to this day.

The end.

At least wait for your first thread to die before making another one.

>>34245458
First guy I laid out was standing on top of a ridge about 300 yds away, talking on a phone, walking in mortar rounds on us. Everyone else (including the sheep) fucked off the second the first round hit, but he kept standing there like a retard, looking at us with his hand over his eyes.

Zipped him up with a few bursts from the 240, mortar fire stopped. He flopped down like a fucking pop up target. The battle space Sgt Major was doing a ride along and gave me a coin. He was a cool guy.

>>34245165
>how can i deal with it?

Quit being a fucking pussy, that's how you "deal with it".

What the fuck did you think would happen in combat?

Just move on and forget about that shit.

>>34245165
Is this one of those "Guess which videogame scene this is from " games?
Last game I played before enlisting was Doom but I don't remember if there was an rpg as I only used the bfg cheat

>>34246171
Get fucked
If you're such a hardass then you enlist or get commissioned and go fight yourself.
If you spew some bullshit about "oh dont wanna fight for oil/jews/military industrial shit" then again youre just fucking posturing.

>>34246085
Shouldve been a pog, wouldve at least got you a nam

>>34245407
Man that whole thread was so sad. Hope that anon is doing better.

>>34245165
>flied