If you could make a super villain based off of /k/ what

>>34243723
THE SON OF A AUTISTIC MANCHILD, AND A AMERICAN WHITE TAIL DEER. HE IS DEERMAN!

Bill Ruger.

A multmillionaire gun company owner who lobbies the government for gun control that gives him a total monopoly. Just like he did in real life with the CA pistol market.

>>34243723
Mud.

>>34243738
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34243753
What, like Matthew Mcconaughey?

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Something like Obliterators. They exist to gather and absorb as many guns as possible. They can morph all kinds of guns from their bodies and they eat bullets and drink prometheum. Also most of them are from Iron Warriors legion, so they are autists like their primarch Perturabo. No real goals, only appearing to battles for sake of war and getting more guns. /k/ubes will made manifest

he'd be an upperclass, pretty much spoiled his entire life. likes to show off his wealth. pretty much doesn't give a shit about anyone, buys stuff he hears is good. ends up buying his own private island for shtf because he thinks everyone else is the problem and starts turning it into his lair.

>>34243723
a miss understood usmc guy who comes back from iraq he has ptsd so goes on a killing spree

but in reality he's just a crazy homeless guy who had never served but is a stolen valor case the protage would be buds131 guy who try to take the crazy guy out but thanks to years of drug abuse he hardly goes down easily

he takes out tons and tons of people

Timothy McVeigh, but with the sense not to get pulled over.

>>34243723
probably would wear a multicam longcoat and a plate carrier with 6 obrez pistols attached.

>>34243723
Pretty much just "THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME", but irl

a gayer, fatter punisher

>>34243723

cat fucker. if anyone remembers.

>>34243762
Thats sick af

>>34243830
>how you think you look
but you are really a 230 lb neck beard with bad skin, and that outfit look horrible topped off with a fedora and a Nugget

>>34243828
This

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>>34243723

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>>34243723
I can just imagine him now. He'd be dressed in a button up shirt, slacks, with some casual shoes and a belt to match. Maybe even suspenders. You'd think he was having Sunday lunch with his family when he just decided to throw on a plate carrier, pick up a rifle and fuck your and everybody around you collective day up. Explosions ring, bodies drop, muzzle flash reflects of his trademark glasses. He operates his way through the room with brutal efficiency with that smile, never wavering the entire time.

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>>34244082
OH shit

>>34243963
I'd buy an HK if their PR president was this guy

>>34243929
nice projection

>>34243929
*330 ftfy

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I'll go with a classic.

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>>34243723

>>34243831

wait... this the guy that killed a cat with his dick while drunk and now can't have guns?

how long ago was that, 5 years?

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>>34243723
Dead pool but really racist

Random slav with a Bolt action

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>>34245150
So Dead/pol/?

>>34243786
The cop that pulled him over stated he was driving the exact speed limit. So in light of that, care to explain your post? Should he just have been driving "like a normal person"?

Those guys in the vidya CSI episode. Maybe more neo-nazi undertones.

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>>34243762
That's rad, mate

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The Nuclear Caterpillar

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>>34243723
...double welding two HP

Donald "Literally Hitler" Trump.

It would be a documentary.

>>34245333
>he just leveled up

>>34243774
What was that faggot's name who was always showing off his dad's FA collection a few years back? Maybe that's what he's up to these days.

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>>34243786
>>34245312
McVeigh had a neat car

He was a hero in my opinion, well other than killing kids but, he didn't mean to do that

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>>34243929
The projection is real holy shit.

Lobo

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>>34243723
DRAGONS
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>>34243762

So much this.

>>34245044
which guy that did that, be more specific please.

describe which cat at least.

>>34247200
Where did I see that before?

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>>34247434
Oh shit, I was ITT but I didn't realize there was ever another image.
That is legitimately frightening. Thanks anon.

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>>34243762
Actually yes..... humm oblitz are a /k/ube golem

>>34247200
Would fug that dragon

>>34244102
This is the correct answer.

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>>34245150
>9gag

>>34247506
>no one ever saves images off google

>>34246300
Alex is the one your thinking of, massive cunt

>>34243969
Donovan really is the best boy

>>34247494
http://dannyphantom.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Stair
who fucking did this?

>>34247459
indeed

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>>34243723
I think Bomb Queen is pretty close... If only she secretly had a dick.

>>34244102
I came here to post this.

>>34248284
Secretly? Psh. It just has to be feminine.

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A Hyper-Racist veteran who returns from the war only to find his beloved country infested with sand people, dindus, and antifa cucks. Realizing he only has two real choices 1. Kill himself 2. Kill above said insects to achieve the only real feeling thats real to him anymore. Anger, violence, and the overwhelming instincts to kill fagots while simultaneously shitposting on /k/. He proves that 9mm is shit because he executes undesirables with all calibers and analyses the damage after the executions.

>>34248575
This is pretty legit.
>kill the faggots that destroy gun rights
>has pictures of kills
>takes requests for caliber/ammo use.

>>34248575
that'd be our hero anon

>>34243762
Ok nobody is gonna beat that.

Also I just read up on their leader and yup, this is perfect

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>>34248575
>>34248610
>>34248621
He attends antifa, anti-trump rallies incognito and leaves the blood soaked streets smelling of copanhagen long cut, gunsmoke, and spent 7.62x51mm brass. Soon enough his body count reaches the thousands and baits more undesirables by spelling out "GET REKT NIGGERS" with cuck blood in the streets and posting statements on occupy democrats page saying there are only 2 genders and meet me at the starbucks to discuss white-male privelage.

>>34248575
>>34248848
this is why democrats want more gun control

>>34248897
They want what they cant have

>>34248897
is right
>>34248932
dont be a faggot open carrying long guns walking down the street in low ready. that shit is not tactical thinking and will lose us the fucking 2A battle
>muh Rights!
>muh SHALL
>muh FREEDUMBS
shut the fuck up and get your shit together we need to be sneakier than (((the))) democrats and their feels. and we CAN NOT ACCOMPLISH THAT if faggots like you keep thinking that way, walking around like an asshole flaunting shit because you think you can and think its funny to rile up bird brained soccer moms
its shit for brains like you that are gonna turn the country into new jersey because you just couldnt stop being a fucking sperg

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>>34243738

>>34249075
None of this is real you fucking autist. Massage your earlobes before your brain explodes.

>>34244102

What is this from, I have seen it before and forgot to bookmark it for later viewing and now can't remember it.

>>34243738
This.
He would also probably do some shit like Taurus, and support off shore terrorist organizations (and probably use that to help drive up sales)

>>34249108
mixed up my tabs and now I'm rustled to all fuck over fiction

>>34249122
Falling Down

or Middle Age Crisis 2.0: Electric Boogaloo

Honestly I'd imagine the Obliteraters are Vinning's mini-boss minions.

>>34249240

Thank you, adding to my list now.

>>34249075

This. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Rifle open carry was meant so rural folk who hunt won't get hassled by local police, who are typically a bit more reasonable than major city police, not so some neckbeard can walk into a Chipotle and bait others into arguments with their cries of "AKCHUALLY"

I remember some youtube video from years ago where two young college law students who thought they knew it all walked down the streets with AR-15s on their backs literally begging for, and receiving, a visit from a cop, who they were waiting to school with their knowledge and rights and shit, then the cop handled it like a badass, schooled them on why they were being dicks, and said something like "tell you what, I'll show you MY AR-15, I promise it's cooler than yours" and they ended up looking like bitches

I want better gun rights for us all too, but stirring the hornet's nest that is the uneducated public doesn't end well for anyone

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A mad basement dweller who's successfully weaponized ants

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>>34243723
Batman Beyond already did it.

>>34250140

>Excellent digger of tunnels
>Spent so much time on/in/under the ground he's mastered the ants and uses them as weapons
>Has made his own camo, a successful hybrid and mix-mash of Flecktarn, Rhodie camo, applied to a Gorka suit
>Swalled gunpowder and lived
>Uses the massive, unexpected arsenal from his dad's death to dispatch his enemies
>Uses cosmoline as pomade for his hair
>Has used a dragon dildo to orgasm, and also kill a man
>Rented a house just to live in it's basement
>Posts his toes in every picture....of guns you'll never touch
>His neckbeard goes all the way down to his chest

He is....the Ultimate /K/ommando

>>34249091
>complaint

>>34247459
>/k/, a magical place.

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>>34250140
i miss antman , that retard me laught , and now is gone .

>>34248575
snake plissken is /k/ as fuck already. We don't need to project this hyper pol shit on him.

>>34246300
I was actually thinking someone competent-ish. I suppose they would also be mostly incompetent but able to make up with enough money for it.

I was thinking more along the lines of

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

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>>34243723
They would basically be alex, an autistic spoiled shit head

>>34250826
I at a pass cannot name a cryptozooilogical or mythical beast i would not fug

Can't find the pic, but it's an I think slavic man carrying several machine guns on his back that /k/ once made into a Metal Gear boss character. His gimmick was that at full health he could use every gun he had strapped to himself, but was slow as shit, as his health bar lowers however, he loses guns as they get shot off him by Snake, and he gets faster the more guns get knocked off him.

>>34247200
>BaldBlackAndWhiteCartoonManWithRoundHeadPutsFingersUpToChinAndWidensEyesInInterest.jpeg

I WANT TO ____ THAT ______!

>>34248575
living the dream

>>34243723
most likely overweight.

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>>34248622
>>34247454
>>34247257
>>34246007
>>34243844
Like absolutely always, GW takes it's inspiration from other popular culture sources.

In this case the inspiration was a minor Japanese cyberpunk cult success called Tetsuo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsuo:_The_Iron_Man

>>34250258
didnt you mean, unnaground?

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Casting vote for Vincenzo "Vinny" Santorini

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>pic related

>no one mentions old antman the actual original and real antman and not these knock off pretend larp faggots that call themselves antman
>no one knows the struggle and darkness we had to deal with when the real antman was around

Feels bad man

>>34253373
>>34251466
We're trying to make a villain here, not a hero.

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>>34243723
An anti-hero. Wears a shirt with a skull on it. Kills gangsters and doesn't afraid of anything.

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>>34253937
OR
Hot Russian mafia boss that used to be special forces. Kills Yakuza and creepy kids and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>34253948
I have romantic fantasies about Ms. Balalaika

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In EVERY WAY

>>34243723
>shit mosin
>Crazy ex soviet fighting 40 years after the war has ended
>Uses an old shit mosin as the name implies
>Always complaints and his plan always either backfires or is spoiled by the voices in his head fighting each other
>Most of his plans somehow aren't even harmfull just weird
>Main heroe doesn't even bother 90% of the time and thinks of him as a slightly retarded little brother

>>34253452
Man am I glad I wasn't stupid enough to turn on a trip for all my shitposts.

>>34246342
failure to prepare and account for kids is still his failure you fucking faggot
yes i'm mad and baited, heroes don't kill office workers
t. oklahoman tornado dodger

>>34254185
my nigga

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>>34254185
>/k/ Super villain
>Sgt. Hatred
You guys do realize he's a pedo that likes boys right?

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>>34254185
More like Herr trigger

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>>34256890

>>34256842
Why do you think he's the obvious choice?

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>>34253991
This

>>34243723
You can do it a few ways.
The Richfag, AKA Arsenal:
Cool, suave and stylish in his white suit. Able to materialize whatever firearm he wishes out of thin air or maybe open a small portal to his private stash. Always has the right tool for the job.
Common capers include: Retiring to his own private island and trying to get foreign governments to invade his property so he has "legal" excuses to deploy experimental or rare weaponry like satellite canons, instigating conflicts to relieve himself of boredom, acting like a giant faggot

>The budget larper, AKA Stalker:
A man of undetermined race and age wrapped up in cobbled together surplus items wearing a gas mash who speaks in unidentifiable screams. Always carries a nugget and often gets from point a to b by tunneling.
Common capers include: Screeching at people, digging inappropriate holes, being a general menace

>The conspiracy /pol/ loon, AKA Lieutenant Boom
A grizzled man who may or may not have ever been in the military, but has an autistic amount of knowledge about any given engagement or weapon. He often sends out cronies to fetch him supplies so he can stayed hunkered down making explosives for whatever HAPPENING he deems important at the time, often recruiting Stalker with promises of "nugget food".
Common capers include: Buying out 22 and other "cheap" ammo or weapons then reselling at crazy high markups to control the market, Amassing a cult following, Screaming about things but never really making good on them.

>>34243723
>If you could make a super villain based off of /k/ what would they be like?

A vicious retarded child with a Glock and a nugget.

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>>34247200

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>>34256842
uummmm

>>34257533
>>34257598
I just saw these two posts and thought, "If I was in a predicament where I HAD to do one or the other, would I rather fuck a dragon or a trap." Nobody should be thinking these retarded thoughts dudes.

Dragon btw

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>>34247403
>>34247459
>>34252562
>>34257533
>>34257645

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>>34247434
>I WAS A MAN ONCE... A MAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>34257841
what a fucking faggot, he doesn't deserve her

>>34243723
Why does he have to be a villain?