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>>34236110
>modern gear and especially firearms
Gunpowder, ball bearings, a wide variety of metallic containers and plates.

>>34236134
>but anon, that is against the rules, gunpowder is absolute no go.

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>>34236134
This, plus lots of sandbags, constantina wire, toe poppers and about x3 M240Gs with 5,000 rounds of 7.62x51mm ammo and a tripod for each.

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>>34236156
You said modern gear and firearms are no go. Gunpowder is neither modern, nor firearms. Ball bearings were designed in the 18th century and metallic boxes are just metallic boxes.

>>34236158
>constantina wire

War elephants with towers, crossbows, fucking plate armor

i was born for this

>>34236110
this is so racist you should seriously kill yourself

>>34236170
We called it NATO wire. A much bette name than a faggy "concertina" wire

>>34236110
Pikes, plate armor, medium shields, and time to train in block formation?
If so should make quick work of oogabooga.

>>34236165
>Gunpowder is neither modern, nor firearms
Gunpowder is the defining quality in firearms. an ied with gunpowder is a firearm to.

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>>34236191
adding a short sword for breaks in line
>>34236188
fuck off kike
>>34236187
fuck off cuck

>>34236187
Is it because of the gay black nurse?

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>>34236193
>Gunpowder is the defining quality in firearms
>an ied with gunpowder is a firearm to.
Now that you've proven yourself a moron, add some natural fiber rope to the list. I'm quite certain I can make some fuse wire with string, water and gunpowder.

>>34236198
>fuck off kike
But I am not a Jew.

>>34236198
go back to pol shitlord

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>>34236187
Boo hoo. Nigger.

>>34236217
There is a kike and an aryan within us all, the true test is who you personify
Jk, just an insult

>>34236179
>War elephants with towers, crossbows, fucking plate armor
Aren't Zulus well trained in anti elephant combat themselves?

>>34236188
We called it C-Wire

And if we're talking Zulu from the Voortrekker days, I'll take some laagers to hide behind, that old spanish armor for the lads, pikes, crossbow and ammo for it and a bunch of attack dogs

Boogas are going to die

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blood_River

>>34236223
>>/reddit/

>>34236229
I think elephants were west of them, also, niggers never trained elephants for that, that's north africans and indians.

>>34236229

I don't think so, Zulus are located in southern africa, elephant distribution isn't that far south

in any event i doubt they're trained against elephants that shoot arrows

>>34236256
>>34236244
sub-Saharan negros never even trained them for it anyway

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>>34236226
>There is a kike and an aryan within us all, the true test is who you personify
Suppose I'll go with the kike then. The word for slave "orja" is derived from the Indo-Aryan word for man, "arya".

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>>34236230
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blood_River

>battle fought between 470 Voortrekkers ("Pioneers"), led by Andries Pretorius, and an estimated 15,000–21,000 Zulu attackers on the bank of the Ncome River on 16 December 1838, in what is today KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa. Casualties amounted to 3,000 of king Dingane's soldiers dead, including two Zulu princes competing with Prince Mpande for the Zulu throne. Three Pioneers commando members were lightly wounded, including Pretorius himself.

Horses, armor, horse armor, shields, spears, Kilijs or hand and a half swords for every man

Substitute horse armor and spears for light bows and hecka arrows for females

add 30 flaming pigs for some zest.


Those aliens are gonna get a hell of a show.

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>>34236110
P.S. Zulus are dressed up as space hoplites!

>>34236110
Martini Henry rifles and a few stacks of job applications.

>>34236226
>there is a kike in all of us
>the true test is who you personify
Anyone ever noticed that most people who are involved in politics are kikes in nature, if not blood?

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>>34236466
What the fuck am I looking at here?

>>34236696
new assassins creed game. old egypt. But apparetnly the devs like sparta a whole lot

>>34236110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VNP50Cdkqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOxbliKyJ_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxnxieffejI

Everyone is decked out with relatively light weight suits of late medieval armor, equipped with heater shields and short swords. Finally, everyone gets a greek fire flamethrower.

>Milanese plate
>Longswords
>Molotov cocktails (shits ancient, almost certainly predates firearms, only the name is modern)
>Tinder boxes to light the molotovs if we aren't allowed matches or lighters
>Crossbows

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>>34236110
Martini Henry ftw

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>>34238679

>>34236110
>"...you can choose every gear that is available in your planets history, but to keep things lively you are denied any modern gear and especially firearms."

Fuck your rules, i snuck in 50 martini henry rifles.

>we all line up in 2 lines
>the first line is 7 eager-to-fuck nip girls
>all 7 are bent over with no panties and is holding a rifle
>first volley
>the entire enemy team dies
>the aliens come down to present us our reward
>we kill them and take control of the planet
>i now own a planet and 7 teanaged school girls dtf