>it's 3 am
>you're still up, just finished fapping for the nth time today
>you start to doze off
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>someones at your door
>you answer
>it's pic related
>hey bro, my car broke down, can I use your phone?
What weapon do you use in your desperate attempt at defending yourself from Millenium Mechagodzilla
No need. Godzilla is my household deity. I built a shrine to him out front.
Invite him inside and then show him my collection of over 6000 dragon dildos.
>not wanting to please your master