>this killed 4 people AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA imagine dying

>>34226352
I work at a school district where I'm prohibited from even having a nail file in my office. So I do worry about shit like this. I have my protective can of peaches I can throw at him at least.

>>34226401
dont forget the gunman that the school is a gun free zone!

>>34226418
*to tell

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>>34226418
YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, GUNS AREN'T ALLOWED HERE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34226401
Invest in tactical pocket sand, but OCing peach cans is pretty badass. I wouldn't fuck with you.

Are they Del Monte? Is it legal for you to even OWN organic?

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>>34226438
Please, like I could afford top of the line peaches. They're great value peaches. I really should mould myself a kydex holster for my peach can.

>>34226352
Holly shit how can you miss that bad? Me and my friends skeet shoot by throwing Clays in the air and shooting them one handed with a side by side. This kid is so inept omg.

>>34226438
i always have my tacticool rock in my pocket

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>>34226352
>missing water jugs that fucking close with a shotgun
Rest in piss faggot. Nobody misses you

>>34226401
Can of contraband more like

>>34226352
How is it even possible to miss with a shotgun that close?! I'm not trying to act like I'm some sharpshooter cause I'm not that's the point. The first time I went shooting we shot clay pidgins further than that and these were flying, still hit 9/10. Granted I wasn't shooting from the hip and I had a stock but still.

Would 00 buckshot out of a 12 gauge aimed like 45 degrees in the mouth upward kill someone instantly or is there still a high chance of youll live or live for a few minutes?

would the head explode?

>>34226352
Also imagine how scary that shit would be. Your trapped with this dude shooting at you missing you it grazing you like 4 time than finally killing you.

>>34226546
search up suicide by shotgun
99% death rate

If his target had been Ethiopians instead of Americans he wouldn't have managed to hit ANYBODY.

>>34226583
i have and ive saw pictures but then pictures of dudes with just face damage but i think thats from aiming under the chin

i wonder if youd live if you aimed straight back at the uvula?

is 9 pellet 00 buck enough to wreck shop though?

okay so im no sharp shooter but this video makes me cringe so bad i cant finish it

>>34226601
you're supposed to put it in your mouth like a man

>>34226352
>patience

Said the skelly

>>34226546
You'd basically destroy everything that isn't your frontal lobe, including your cerebellum, which is essentially going to render you clinically dead.

What you'd consider life and consciousness might vary but you're not going to feel anything after you pull that trigger and you will most certainly be 110% dead within the minute.

On another note, don't do it anon.

>>34226352
I always think I'm rail thin and then I see people like that.

>>34226646
>On another note, don't do it anon.
yeah i never would i just was wondering how thi dude killed himself becuase if he could fuck it up it seems like it would be done

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>0:30
Christ

>>34226661
yeah its possible to fail a shotgun suicide,
but it would take a real retard to fuck that up.
i mean really, these shells destroy everything in your path all you have to do is put it in your god damned mouth and aim up. but i guess some are to retarded to do that

If they had all just stood still or turned the fans on they would have lived.

>>34226401
You don't NEED assault spaghettios

Those threads were gold

>"harder than it looks"
>duct tape in the pistol grip
>tries to shoot a water bottle after missing gallon jugs at point blank range

I would've just taken the gun from him and shoot myself if I was at the supermarket

>>34226723
>I would've just taken the gun from him and shoot myself if I was at the supermarket
haha i know right i seriously cant watch this video its too bad it hurts

Better than being killed by a girl, but still pretty bad.

>>34226352
What drives a skeleton to do something like this?

>>34226678
Some idiots use bird shot and aim almost straight up into the hard palate. That will literally blow your face off but it won't kill you.

>>34226401
Throw a sandwich maybe

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>>34226352
I actually work at the same store this stormtrooper shot to shit. Seeing all the autistic shit he's been up to has been fucking insane.

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>>34226681
>turned on the fans

>>34226819
got any stories for us anon?

>>34226819
I'm gonna need some greentext my guy

>>34226847
>>34226840
He probably just means the same chain, not the actual store.

>>34226819
Did you know him?

>>34226401
>doesn't secretly break the law

I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

>>34226352
I wonder if his forward head posture/S shaped spine is worse than mine, or if I still hold the world title.

>>34226401
>Open peaches
>Throw peaches in front of shooter
>?
>Profit

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>>34226352
>imagine dying to a skeleton-

>>34226840
>>34226913
>>34226847
Unfortunately I didn't have any entertaining encounters with Tranny Phantom. I've talked to him maybe once or twice. Always was a weird fucker, but I didn't think he'd shoot the place up.
Knowing now that he believed the waifu he made up was real and that he would become a female ghost in the afterlife is just so fucking weird to think about.

>>34226866
No dude I mean the actual store. I've seen EGS stickers on his car as well as EGS scratched into the bathroom stall.

This timeline is fucking nuts.

>>34226922
I'm a tech for the district. I move around a lot, I'm on the floor, in the ceiling, under tables. I'd carry if I just had to sit at my desk. I do keep my CCW in my car which is maybe 15 steps from the door in my office, but that's the best I can do which is at least legal.

>>34226991
How about a Smol subcompact in a chest hostler or something? A derringer even.

>>34226723
I get you anon it's more honourable to an hero than getting killed by Mr.Bones here

>>34226958
Flee from its calcium enriched bones!

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>dry fires every 0.1 second

>>34226976

Did that bean stalk express interest in firearms at work?

Did you personally know the victims at that Weis?

>>34226976
> I've seen EGS stickers on his car
After watching the video I find it kinda hard to believe he had enough brains to figure out how to drive.

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>all this talk about gun suicide

>>34226352
5:07 >"Need to get my thumb off that pistol grip area."
'Cus that's gonna improve your aim.
Mouthbreathing retard.

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>>34226976
>Tranny Phantom
Fuck. Why didn't I think of this?

>>34227069
This dude never talked to anyone, at least as far as I know. I actually though he quit a few months ago, but he was apparently moved to night shift.

I only knew Victoria, didn't know the night manager or the floor cleaner guy because I'm only there during the day. Didn't know the other girl that got away either.

>>34227087
I know dude, this faggot has like an hour long video of him driving around and just fucking RAGING at potholes. Pretty funny shit.

>>34227142
kek this was /pol/'s creation yesterday.

>>34226678
Some people aim too far up and blow off their face instead of blowing out their brains

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>>34226352
Kek, read this shit guys.

http://the-egs.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Blaze

>Black people in general

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>>34226352
Unbelievable

I would've given him a few deer slugs just to watch the gun jump out of his hand and pop him in the face.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJtAbUj-0KY&t=166s

there's alot of good cringe in here but it's a really long video guys

>>34226591
Underrated

>>34227252
>mentally ill
>wears a beanie indoors
Figures.

>>34226401

My dad works at a high school, he just carries a gun.

I asked him once if he's afraid of people finding out, getting fire for it. He responded with "Dont be a faggot and learn how to properly carry a gun."

He always talk about faggots who wear skinny jeans, niggers needing to know their place, bunch of other racists shit. At least he's pretty /k/ and not a fudd, He is also pro 2A.

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>>34227207
>Traits

>Trustworthy
>Deceitful

>Short-tempered
>Cautious

>Sexist
>Racist
>Discriminant
>Prejudiced
>Openminded

>Lazy
>Hard-Working

>>34227342
I'm 6'4" with a long torso. At this point, most things are in the ceiling or mounted to the ceiling. We have to wear district branded polos, but they don't offer them in long. I got an XL that I swim in, but it's still not long enough to cover my belt line if I'm working in the ceiling. I could probably pocket carry a little 380 or something, but Illinois as a whole is pretty anti-fun. I'm not gonna be there that much longer, so I'm not that keen on pushing my luck.

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>>34226352
I feel bad for whatever law enforcement individuals that have to comb through all his blog bullshit. I can't even sit through 5 minuets of his ramblings

>>34227207
lol wtf, why are they all 10 feet tall?

>>34227458
They're big girls

>>34227252
Why do all these fags look like Lurch? Fucking horse face motherfuckers

>>34227470
UUUU

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>>34226976
>Tranny Phantom

My sides blasted off as far as his aim

>>34227458
He was probably a manlet.

Talk about overcompensating.

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>>34226922
>yeah go ahead

>>34227437

My dad is 6'3", he doesn't have the dress code that you have, so I can see the issue there. He pocket carries between a two shot .45 derringer, some times a g43. With him being on the bigger side, both height and weight, his pockets are wide/deep enough to carry those. He probably will be retiring soon, he just had his 70th bday a few weeks ago.

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Imagine getting to the pearly gates and Peter starts laughing at you for getting blasted by a beta nerd

>>34227470
(You)(You)
(You)(You)

>>34227539
what the fuck is this generic copy paste shit waifu business?

can someone please shoop a qt ghost waifu version of him?

>>34227539
Rolling for operator ghost

>>34227556
looks like some horrible Danny Phantom fan art

>>34227539
Shit post in shot thread

>>34226976
Someone needs to archive and screencap threads like this. This EGS Autist needs to be remembered by everyone.

>>34227589
It is literally that

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I remember that one video where he complained about animators dropping out of his shitty little animatic, saying how nobody supported him and they were all worthless. Meanwhile, the entire animation is about him going on a school shooting spree with his doughnut steel waifu while they recite cringey dialogue. Gee I fucking wonder why nobody wanted involved in that.

>>34227589

That's because it is, anon.

>>34227438
Yeah like, some poor sucker is going to have to spend months, if not years, assessing everything here for links to other possible similar kids or whatever. Those guys are normies too, without the Internet background-radiation-immunity we've all developed.


>>34227539
Roll for science.

>>34227594
There were like 10 threads on /pol/ last night about this shit but they're gone now. Search "EGSGEN archive" on google and you should find them

>>34226352
This is why being a bronie should be illegal.

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>>34227142 Obligatory repost


Yo, Randy Stair He Was Just 23
When his parents bought a very strange machine
Designed to view a world unclean

(He's gonna shoot em all cause he's Tranny Phantom)

When his brain didn't work, his folks they just quit
then Ember took a look inside of it
there was a great big snap
every thing just changed
his ego and id got all rearranged

(Phantom Phantom),
When he first woke up he realized he had dark black hair
and glowin' blue eyes
he could walk through walls, disappear, and fly
he was much more ~unique~ than the other guys
It was then Andrew knew what he had to do
he had to join all the ghosts who were coming through
he's here to fight
against me and you

(He's gonna kill em all cause he's Tranny Phantom
gonna kill em all cause he's Tranny Phantom
gonna kill em all cause he's TRANNY PHANTOM)

https://heatst.com/culture-wars/pennsylvania-market-shooter-identified-as-transgender-woman-who-hated-all-men/

>"Identified as transgender woman who hated all men"

It's a disease folks.

>>34226401
Get an LCP and a good holster. you'll forget it's even there.

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>>34227342
>>He is also pro 2A.

Thanks anon, I was unsure if he was a liberal or not.

>>34227658
Top fucking kek

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>implying he wasnt empowered by Danny Phantom OC amazon ghost waifus.

How can you blame anyone?

>>34227437
Carry the 380 strapped to your leg or under your shoulder. Most likely scenario in a workplace shooting is the shooter goes door to door so having a fast draw isn't as important.

>>34227658
I love whoever wrote this

This is objectively the worst shooting I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot. The last time I went jugbusting I murdered a herd of like 50 bottles in maybe two minutes tops with a pistol from further away than this guy.

I hope this guy didn't make this video public while he was alive.

>>34227744
He's had strings of videos out there for months with his edgelord cartoon OC killing people, and of him attempting to shoot random shit.

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>>34227207
>pet peeves and turn offs
>spilled beer

Isn't that kinda universal?

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>>34227658

so I can post a picture of some copper tubing nailed to a 2x4 and the atf will kill my dog but this faggot was posting animations about shooting up his fucking school?

>>34227873

but making your own guns is 100% legal if they aren't full retard senpai

>>34226352
He killed everyone in the store except for one person who he spared. He literally walked past her, gave her a look, and went on to keep shooting.

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>>34227658
I read that in the singer's voice, fucking hell.

>>34226723
That's really would be the infuriating thing about it, he can hit shit within arms reach. You wouldn't be able to do much except at a reasonable shooting distance.

Like this guy said
>>34226572
That was honestly my first thoughts watching this. Those poor people, if he hadn't got them with surprise they would of had a much better shot at getting away it's a god damn shame he was so incompetent but managed to carry it out it just pisses me off to think about it.

>>34227505
Nice meme.

>>34227252
>there's alot of good cringe in here but it's a really long video guys
You basically described everything he uploaded to youtube ever.

>>34227658
>Tranny Phantom
images cannot describe my sides

>>34227880
what about if its handgun sized? I have a hard time finding info about this

Im making a ULTRA COMPACT 22 survival gun that is basically just a rifled barrel and a pin thats a pile bunker you can screw off. but it still has to be 18 inches right? waht if its rifled?

>>34226352
The white man is the apex predator

>>34228083
No you can make pistols too

>>34228090
so for it not to be a sbr I basically just need to not have a stock? What would you think of an 8 or 10 inch 22 lr barrel you can fire with a tiny hammer you pull back then let go. Or a smooth barrel one for 22 ratshot

>>34226352
He did miss a shit ton of times. The news reports say he also "randomly shot items throughout the store." He didn't shoot them then shoot the shelves up, he chased them around the store while they frantically tried to escape through the barricaded exits... That must've been horrific. I imagine it to be like Pac-Man when you eat the fruits then chase the scared little ghosts around.

>tfw worked 4 years at a physically demanding job that required and helped me build upper body strength
>left that job in April, now I can tell my arms are getting smaller

I work out several times a week, but I'm not sure how well it's working.

>only killed 4 people...

You suck man, lol

>>34228212
You need to eat too.

>>34228151
Yeah as long as its made without a stock its a pistol. Either of those are fine

>>34227207
You know, if he tweaked that story a bit, where that character just kills himself because he's a miserable loner and his brooding afterlife ghost teamed up with a happier girl's ghost who had died from an accident, and the two go through wacky hijinks and fighting ghost crimes, and ending with that andrew ghost experiencing someone who loves him for who he is and his sad lamentation on wanting to live after all and try to make sense of it all.

He might just have something.

>>34227342
Don't post this on the internet.

>>34226352
>PGO shotgun

I should really eat more and shape up my haircut...
I used to look like that.

>>34228265
>I should really eat more and shape up my haircut...
>I used to look like that.
wtf it sounds like you don't even want a boyfriend anymore

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>>34226451
Nah dude. Get one of these. You'll be able to carry a lot more high-impact assault cans than with just a holster.

>>34228233
Take the idea and make it your own.
Cuck him from beyond the grave, he wanted to make a show.

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>>34228311
Yeah maybe in an active shooter situation, but honestly he'd do fine with a good concealed.

>>34228340
>baby food
Might as well be feeding them with it.

>>34228311
>Hello, I want all my beer to be shook up please.

>eye protection
>ear protection
>gloves
>backstop
>target stand

>only makes one edgy comment about "this could be your head"

From this video I wouldn't even think he's a creep, just a kid whose father figure wasn't there for him like he should be. Just looks like a kid who sort of knows what he's doing trying to have some fun.

Did he do the shooting with his parents' guns?

>>34227252
>tfw you shoot up your workplace and kill yourself because you and all your friends are terrible drivers

>>34226352
What was his problem?

>>34228656
There's a 300 post limit for threads, I'm not sure it would all fit.

I just find this fascinating. It's like Elliot Rodger where he posted all his batshit ramblings online well before he actually did anything, only this time the dude has his suicide docs and shitty Danny Phantom OC high school massacre cartoon all posted in one place right before he became an hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky53oWMfyLE

>>34228694
Yep, he has the biggest online footprint since saint rogers started the fire. Pretty fascinating.

>>34226401
>I have my protective can of peaches I can throw at him at least.
I remember this thread. Wish I still had the screencap.

>>34226401
Keep pool balls and modular pool cue in a backpack.

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>>34227207
>traits
>player

>pet peeves
>players

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Could be worse.

Could be this.

>>34226401
Either buy a backpack with some kind of hidden compartment for a small pistol or wear an ankle holster around your calf, high enough up that it won't show if your pants ride up a little.

>>34226352
and one of them was himself
and also i read his shot count was like 59. how do you miss that much?
>prepare to shoot up store
>all of the commies are looking at me
>I fire my shotgun,. Who's laughing now?
>oh wait. I pointed it straight up.
>tacticalreacharound.jpg
>now armed with hi point carbine, the deadliest weapon in in the spaghetti
>oh shite everyone ran
>except for that one old shit
>walk up to him, prepare execution of this lover of a degenerate pony twilight.
>suddenly, the face of satan appears
>TWILIGHT SPARKLE TOY CASTLE?!?
>I MUST REMOVE THIS HERETICAL ARTIFACT! GLORY TO THE MASTER PONY!
>commence magdump.exe
>20 round redball magazine empty
>castle untouched
>run, dump 10 round standard mag
>castle mostly untouched
>stop running, commence Mississippi drill with hi point pistol into satan pony castle
>dump rest of mag
>pistol whip castle into submission
>piss on remains
>thatl teachem to worship twilight instead of rarity
>remember old fart
>walk over and shoot him in face with 12 gauge glory
>miss
>shoot again
>miss again
>old fart is crawling away now
>CRAWLING TWARDS THE TWILIGHT DOLL
>EXECUTE THIS HERITIC
>finaly, three rounds later, hit him in the face
>reload shotgun
>deaf couple comes out of bathroom
>magdump.exe
>miss all 5 shots
>reload, chase couple
>trip over cleaning supplies I purposely left out.
>10 feet away. I need to take my time so i might hit them
>miss all five shots again
>decide to rush them instead
>they outrun me
>finally, the exit. blocked off with pallet, just according to master plan.
>couple removes sole pallet blocking door
>ohshit.jpg
>spaghetti begins to manifest inside pockets
>Oh wait, it's the entrance.
>ONE WAY DOOR
>four rounds later it's just me.
>pull the trigger to join rarity in Valhalla
>spaghetti explodes from chest simultaneously

>>34229031
cont'd
>police come to scene.
>find spaghetti covered body, shitload of shells, four bodies, a molested toy castle, an a shitload of spaghetti.
>forensic analisis revals spaghetti was continuously falling out of shooters pockets.
>police baffled. not by his motives, but instead by the amount of spaghetti in his pockets.

>>34229031
He was also shooting up merchandise to fuck with the store from what I read, it's not like all 59 were aimed at people.

Even then, based off his shooting skills from the video in the OP, he probably spent 40 out of those 59 trying to hit people.

The bigger question here is how the fuck did none of them overpower him and disarm him?

>>34229045
I seriously believe the only shots he ever hit were with the shotgun.
I mean seriously. If he can't hit milk jugs at point blank, how did he hit anything with a rifle?

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>>34228311
>>34226451
>>34226401

>>34228671
310 actually

>>34227252
>when you saw down shotguns it makes them more powerful

>>34228562

They were his I think. He owned two 500s that he concealed and took with him into his workplace, spent 90 some minutes barricading the entrances with wooden pallets and garbage, then went on a spree.

In that amount of time you would think someone would have found it weird that an asspie twink with a rifle bag and a trench coat was stacking boxes and pallets on all the doors.

>>34229217
>In that amount of time you would think someone would have found it weird that an asspie twink with a rifle bag and a trench coat was stacking boxes and pallets on all the doors.

People are sometimes horrifyingly oblivious sometimes.
There was a guy who pulled out a pistol on a muni bus (this was in San Francisco), fully extended it and aimed it, then put it back into his coat. He did this twice, ultimately shooting some random person and running off the bus.
NO ONE in that entire bus noticed until the shot.

>>34229327
But didn't he know that CC is basically illegal in SF?

He wouldn't break the law to murder people, would he?

>>34229327
>People are sometimes horrifyingly oblivious sometimes
I don't think it's obliviousness so much as it is not wanting to confirm what they fear. Either you talk to this guy who's clearly not right, and risk initiating a violent confrontation, or let him do his weird stacking business and hope he leaves if no one bothers him. Honestly, I think the idea of a shooting is so foreign to people, that it just doesn't register as a real possibility until the bullets literally start flying.

>>34227610
Can someone repost it?

>>34229890
Just watch some of the videos linked in here, it's emblazoned all over his room.

Also his shotgun is named Mackenzie and it's his (her?) soul mate.

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>>34229951

so wait, this guy was a trap?

>>34229991
Not even. He wanted to be

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>>34229951
>>34229959
bloo bord

What's the point of the duct tape on the grip?
I assume his columbine hero did it because the grip was falling off, did this guy really just tape it up to look like that?

Also, why no hipoint carbine meme? He can afford two shotguns but not the cheapest 9mm carbine out there? He even mentions wanting to get a "carbine rifle" like big D&E (RIP), jesus dude you live in texas just go buy one.

>>34230031
He lived in Pennsylvania

>>34230031
>Also, why no hipoint carbine meme?
Are you really going to look for logic in his actions after watching the video and reading the thread? Really?

>>34230031
Columbine shooters sawed off full size woodstock shotguns, the homemade pistol grips they made were poorly made,pointy and cut their hands when firing so they put duct tape on it to prevent that.

Source: Video of them shooting in the mountains

>>34230067
>>34230031
What makes it really funny is this skellington bought pistol grip only shotguns and still put the tape on it.

>>34226522
Was his weekend pass revoked?

>>34229951
>>34229959

He drew nudes of his waifus?

>>34226646
Work security at local hospital. Doing the metal detector at ed at night. Emts bring I'm guy who shot himself in head with shotgun. He's not only alive but conscious. I head over to see his face.

He's sitting up right, answering questions doctors have for him like can you hear us, are you in pain etc. He nods first one then shakes head at paim question.

From the tip of his nose down is split like a watermelon. You could put your fist between his jaw halves and not touch anything. His eyes are glazed over but hrs responding.

Freakiest thing I've ever seen. Apparently it happens lots with shotgun suicides that aren't in the mouth but under the chin.

>>34230043
Oh. I just saw all the Cowboys gear and assumed it was texas.

>>34230168
I wouldn't be surprised if he commissioned those, the artwork he shows in most of his videos is pretty poor.

>>34230175
so when you say his eyes were glazed, you mean they were pretty much useless, ayy

like this guy is going to have to live with hearing only.

Im pretty sure these people die from extreme infections within a few days.

>>34230175
I looked into it some more and the reconstructive surgery they give those people is absolutely cartoon level hysterical

>>34230224
No they were glazed but he could seem to still see. Keep in mind he just suffered some serious trauma. I'm sure they're functional just not as much as before. Dude had no teeth left. I wonder if he's gonna be like the sheriff's son from preacher.

>>34226748
Hate to break it to you but he identified as a girl

>>34230701
Both his shotguns were girls as well.

>>34227607
The best part is he sincerely believed his stupid little edgy ripoff of Danny Phantom was going to make him famous. He really thought he'd be a huge youtube celebrity because of that cartoon.

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>idolize the columbine shooting
>have no friend to go in with you

>>34230787
he's a hero to the left for sure

>>34227520
He probably wouldn't bat an eye. No telling what more ridiculous shit he would've seen. The weirdest I can think of is seeing Mr. Hands or somebody who died from anal insertion and that probably isn't close the the weirdest.

>>34230843
Not just any hero
an hero

>>34229031
When he says he's blocking doors with pallets I'm pretty sure he means he's going to roll a full pallet up with a pallet cart and set it down. You're not going to claw through the 500 lbs of mountain dew between you and the exit before he runs you down, theoretically. There were only three targets in there with him and he implies that he's going to get good SA on where everybody is before he starts.

>>34226401
Just convert to Islam and carry a bomb vest with you. Tell them it's part of your culture and the libs won't dare to tell you otherwise.

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>>34226352
I wonder what was louder the shotgun or his bones rattling?

>>34226352
Killed 3 people and 1 skellington.

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>>34228863
I don't want to go outside anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQPIXFz0_w
>that flinch
>that grip technique

This is an incredibly interesting shooting just because he put so much stuff out there. Makes me wish all of Eric and Dylan's stuff had been properly preserved (or online to begin with, it's hard for the internet to archive a pen-and-paper journal) for posterity.

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>>34228694
Jesus fucking christ

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>>34226352
I feel bad that awkward cringe stance was the last thing some of those poor fuckers saw

>>34226541
He isn't even aiming and might be using slugs for some of those shots.

He must be thinking IRL is like Call of Duty and it all spreads out after 3 feet.

If there is any gun that is actually a fucking meme gun it's the pistol grip shotgun. So many movies it's hard to begin, but having a stock on your weapon improves literally EVERY single aspect of your ability to shoot/use it, even if it's just a short youth stock. Pistol grips are good for breeching but that's really it IMO.

Spotted on Facebook:

"On deciding to shoot up a supermarket on a coin flip. If it was heads, he blows his brains out in his basement. Tails he shoots up a supermarket. First flip was tails. He's like two out of three. Two out of three ends up being tails. So he's like four out of five. And it's tails again. His goddess willed this."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABg9hgjHyaE&feature=youtu.be&t=5m47s

Reminder that it would be a good idea to download as much of his shit as you can before the feds take it all down and columbine everything. That is, if you actually care about this kind of shit.

>>34231594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0peIyO0oGCs
He actually does alright on his very first outing, this is with "Rachel" (at the time "Mackenzie" but he renamed this long one to Rachel when he bought his second shorter one so he could name the second one "Mackenzie"). He makes a few hits about probably almost 50 yards.

What's really crazy is that he's got what is probably his mom here filming for him, and she's acting very supportive for a mom who just got convinced by her stay-at-home 24 y.o. son to buy him a shotgun. At this point (April) he had already decided to shoot up the supermarket or kill himself. This is literally practice for the event, and he got his mom to film it.

>>34231644

>50 yards

>>34231561
>Makes me wish all of Eric and Dylan's stuff had been properly preserved (or online to begin with, it's hard for the internet to archive a pen-and-paper journal) for posterity.
A lot of the "basement tapes" have been preserved, and some of them haven't been released to the public for some reason.

Also, about that video. I got the impression that the tranny was with his parents, which makes me feel bad for them. They probably were thinking they were having some innocent fun with their son, and glad to have some kind of bonding time with him. I would be devastated to find out my kid was a psychopath

>>34231644
holy shit this kid has the aiming ability of an ackbar

and here I thought arabs were the only ones who thought looking down your sights was over rated.

Imagine having your extremities blown off one at a time because this guy has no idea how to aim.

>1:04
Poor little pupper.
https://youtu.be/O5o2KFTvMkY?t=1m4s

>>34231747
You gave me a heart attack, Anon. I was afraid he was going to hurt the dog

>>34228562
>only one comment
He literally refers to EVERY target as "him."

Nobody I know does this, unless it actually makes sense in context.

>>34230238
b-but g-guns aren't accossiated with cuicide

>>34226601
Use a noose or something that isn't messy if you have to do it. Do at least a little bit of good by your loved ones and keep the mess minimal. As well, do good by /k/ and don't contribute to gun death statistics.
But, like the other anon said, don't do it.

>>34226401
>Begin to open can of peaches with trusty P-38.
>"Nice hiss."
>My the time he kicks open the unlocked door I have all of my contents on a tray and the lid, cut over a thousand times sail through his defenses, removing his head.
>"Nice"

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>>34231644
>wearing a natural selection shirt

Why couldn't this little faggot have been a horsefucker?

>>34232037
He is a new-MLP fan if that's what you're implying.

>>34226601
>is 9 pellet 00 buck enough to wreck shop though
How dumb are you? Shotgun within 10 yards is absolutely devastating. Shotgun at touch distance is insane.

You have seen one example of someone surviving a shotgun blast to the face and it's because it was under the chin and angled away from his brain, so it wiped the whole front of his face off.

Go to some gore site and look up ISIS executions, they use shotguns a lot for headshots, it totally disrupts the skull from the pressure. Like your whole head pops. Sometimes the whole head disappears, sometimes everything just liquefies but kind of stays together.

9 pellet 00 is like getting shot 9 times with a .38 in the head in a grouping of under 1"

>>34228863
What the fuck

>>34231644
What everyone who comments on his shitty accuracy is missing (heh) at least when it comes to him managing to kill 3 people put shooting nearly 60 times, is that he talked about just shooting the store.

He probably walked right up on at least two people and killed them point blank. I'm sure he was also point blank on the third too. He killed 3 of the 4 people in the store.

He then probably spent some time just shooting the shit out of the store or maybe mutilating the bodies, who knows?

Point is it didn't take 60 shots to hit 3 people. They were probably dead on the first magazine.

>>34228863
definitely fake unless there's a news story to back it up

>>34226352
Normalfag here. I didn't know anything about this cringe fuck. Thanks for adding me to a federal watch list just because I wanted laugh a retard with a pistol grip. Start Green texting now plz. This puke has a decent opportunity to make something of himself, and he does this. Sad shit. I've never heard of this shit. Or Weiss markets for that matter. You can't tell me no one had thoughts that this turd was going to do something bad. This is awful. I do want to know why this happened.

>>34232131
Indeed, I imagine he probably wasted at least a reload or two on those campstove gas containers he says he hoped would explode when he shot at them. I could also see him just blasting out all the glass doors in the refrigerated aisles, shooting the security cameras, etc.

My favorite is when he says he won't know the best pose for the suicide shot until he knows how much the gun recoils, apparently he thinks it'll jump out of his mouth or something before the shot makes it to his head.

>>34229394
>it just doesn't register as a real possibility until the bullets literally start flying.
And even then, sometimes it still takes a couple extra blasts for people to start moving.

>>34232230
>I do want to know why this happened.
entitlement builds up to resentment, resentment builds up to hatred and then they're having little revenge fantasies and mummy and daddys basement . then they decide that living out those fancies would be a good idea.
watch stevie molymemes analysis on elliot rodgers.

>>34232230
>why this happened
Well, first there was this show in the mid-2000s called Danny Phantom, and secondly every now and then a human brain goes very wrong.