>Oh hey there Anon! Thanks for coming, this is my Grandma,

>>34224566
grandMA-deuce

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>>34224566
I made your granddaughter do anal last night. Also, pick yourself one of (pic related)

>>34224566
Glockteen-11
it's good for killing.

Snubnose .38 like all the other cockwarmers now fuck off

>>34224566
I never trust meatloaf unless I know how it was prepared.

>>34224923
Probably free range hallway meat.

For me it's the Glock 19, the best striker fired pistol.

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>>34224566
You saw hooded figures in your hallways? Grandma you already had a break-in. Hope you got renters insurance.

Deagle brand Deagle in .50 Afrikan Eliminator. I'll take that meat loaf now.

>>34224923
never?

that's a bit excessive. I'm pretty sure less than half of them are questionable. Infact, maybe just a third. Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

>>34224802
fpbp

Mounted guns are easier for old people to shoot because the recoil is less wild and uncontrollable because it's mounted, and they got a massive round.

Win win

For me it's the Glock brand Glock, the greatest innovation in pistol technology.

>>34225641
It's because there's so many recipes, and some include ingredients I don't like.

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>>34224566
She's old, so maybe a snubnose .38 from a reputable brand, a Glock 17 would also be good but I think the best would be just any kind of shotgun, definitely a 1-shot kill weapon and it makes sure to scare off any other intruder.

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>>34225927
I don't think it really matters what age a person is, as long as they know the proper technique and form, they should be ok.

Unless you're asking them to handle a .44, then that's just fucking stupid.

>>34225502
>rent

>>34224566
20 ga

>>34225927
Depending on how old all she might need is a high capacity 22. Bullets are just as lethal and it makes plenty of a bang to scare people off.
What you have to think about is what can she readily use with confidence. I wouldn't give my grandmother who has never shot a handgun a fucking 38.

>>34225641
Lol, not bad anon.

>>34225641
Took me a minute but I kek'd

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>>34225987
>Unless you're asking them to handle a .44, then that's just fucking stupid.

>>34224566
Beretta .32 Tomcat with special tip up barrel

The special tip up barrel means you can insert a round directly into the chamber, meaning you won't have to use your old weird arthritic spider webby hands to rack the slide

The small caliber and the all metal gun will negate recoil

can i fuck your granddaughter now?

>>34224566
a .357 revolver loaded with .38 special, if that sounds like too much gun for you think about a PMR-30. 30 rounds of .22mag in a light, controllable, and inexpensive (if you can find one) package.

>>34225927
a subnose .38 is a terrible idea for a home gun, get her an AR15. Very little recoil, high capacity, easy to shoot, easy to get a red dot and a light for.

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>>34224566
Save money on a incineration too !

>>34226333
>citing a cartoon

>>34224566
For home defense? Ar-15. For carry a snub nose 38 special da.

And some range time so you're not just a chimp with tools when you're in danger.

>>34224566
S&W model 29 or a S&W 500

>>34224566
You can't kill the grim reaper grams.

>>34224566
Fuck firearms.Booby trap your home Vietcong-style.

>>34226081
>Insurance