Hey /k/ can we get a Marine war stories thread I started one

>>34218680

i beat the shit out of a cabbie for ripping me off...

The story of Ssgt Cocagne the gorilla

>Imagine a 5'6" white guy with shoulders that touch his earlobes, has the hands of a monkey, 0311, crazy motherfucker
>The dude is literally the missing link between humans and apes
>He's a recruiter now, but he cycles back to the fleet in October
>Some poolees once gave him a bundle of bananas, no joke
>Anyways, this guy did some serious shit in Afghanistan
>This fucker charged a pillbox (with an 8 man crew inside) through smoke and cleared it out single handedly
>Comes home, was awarded the bronze star, as well as another combat action ribbon or something

He's up here in the Detriot area, filing paperwork for other future Marines. But I still think about him from time to time, usually when around the silverback gorilla pen at a zoo.

>>34218821
That's cool my recruiter was a radio operator, I'm trying to decide between combat camera and infantry I'll be joining the delayed entry program very soon

>go to desert
>sit in fob all day
>come home woth ptsd be homeless or suicide
>scream about how i protected your freedums from those kids in the desert


Soldiers deserve 0 respect

>>34219319
wow you're so hard

seriously I'm the least apt veteran I know to flex nuts, but whenever I see a post like this, I'm convinced the author is a total envious pussy DEP loss

>>34219940
> DEP loss
How does this even happen

>>34219319
Career anti-freedom civvy or foreign devil from a nation with less than 30 million people, calling it now.

>Marines
>Soldiers deserve 0 respect

Nice. You've never even spoken to a Marine or a Soldier.

>>34219319

pretty much this desu

dumb animals deserve to be treated as such

>>34219940
>>34220630
Wow you niggaz Are 2 edgy 4 me