Make assumptions about a person's character based on their load-out.
I'll start.
>>34210425
You're a big guy?
>>34210436
for you
>>34210436
What's a big guy? I'm just posting the load-out I wear that also happens to be optimized for plane travel.
Bane?
>>34210425
Fancy boy had money to cloths shop at Target
>>34211047
Once again callum graces us with undeniable proof of his low IQ
>>34210425
>yellow shag carpet/throw rug
>cheap Walmart bag in a bed comforter
you have shit taste despite owning a USP
>>34210495
Have any flight plans lined up?
>>34210425
You don't get to bring friends?
>>34211077
>>
i'm 90% sure that's beige carpet, the white balance is just fucked due to incandescent lighting and it's blown out by the meter reading the black.
>>34210425
The kind of guy who would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>34211102
you hang out in /p/hoto, don't you?
PENOS
>>34211102
You're correct. I live in some shithole apartment with beige carpet and shitty plywood doors because it's close to work and cheap.
I have only three lights on a stand that throw out shitty fluorescent lights that makes everything look shitty.
>>34210425
You're a single mid twenty- something who almost had a wife, and hasn't touched many women, you were in the Marines or air force, you prefer to stay at home during most of your time off from a job as a pilot instructor.
>>34210425
Are you CIA?
>>34211222
Here's mine.
>>34210425
we have a thread set up for shitposting already :^)
>>34210720
>>34211139
it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that the /k/ burt gummer is not the /p/ one
>>34211222
You're right on every count except: I've never come close to a wife, I never served, and I'm an engineer.
>>34211078
Yeah, but they only list Smee, Maimen and Pavelheer.
>>34211185
You really really really hate fookin' Prawns
>>34210425
You shoot men before throwing them off of planes.
Also can we all take a moment to appreciate that even after 5 years this meme is still alive and relatively untouched outside of 4chan?
>>34211373
Your the type of guy that's very shady and would not hesitate on killing a man
>>34211373
Is that a colt police 38 special revolver?
Dude fucking nice man.
>>34211306
You just reminded me that baneposting is 5 years old.
I'm having mixed feelings right now.
This should be fun.
>>34210425
your a big guy
>>34211373
Your poor and likely have seen and been through alot of shit in your life and hold alot of resentment and anger but still have a softheart for close love ones if you have any and also the type that would kill a man if he wrongs you in anyway.
>>34211418
You're thirty, really like guns, but you're short on money so that's why you have the air-soft tier holster on your carrier which is recycled from your airsoft days.
You also really like 40K
>>34211418
Where the FUCK do I get that patch?
Ave Imperator.
>>34211373
You either got that jacket from the dumpster, poor man's store or have likely killed a man for that jacket.
>>34211455
https://www.amazon.com/Inquisition-Warhammer-40000-Tactical-Morale/dp/B00MSFEYUW?ie=UTF8&portal-device-attributes=desktop&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00https://www.amazon.com/Inquisition-Warhammer-40000-Tactical-Morale/dp/B00MSFEYUW?ie=UTF8&portal-device-attributes=desktop&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00
The stitch work is actually quite impressive.
>>34210425
>>34211418
Your the type of guy that likes to pretend to be operator and prepared for the world to hit the fan but right at the moment it happens you will scream like a woman and cry out for mommy to come and hug you and tell you that everything will be alright
>>34210425
>HK and Polo
fuck your wallet
>>34211185
>Galil and BHP
Anything but another AR15 and glock, you hipster memeist. But sexe BHP tho , you got cash to throw around
>>34211192
More money and no purpose. 7.62? 4 mags? LW kit? What, do you live out of a suitcase working at banks, nuke plants, presidential security detail or something?
>>34211226
Most sensible so far, but for gods sakes stop drinking PBR - clearly you picked a shitty CCW piece as a secondary from inebriation. a fullsize handgun would do fine to complemtn the DM role you got there.
>>34211373
Are you European or just poor?
>>34211418
I infer you are a human camel because you dont carry any fucking water visible. Nice rollmark faggit
This is the ideal rifle and kit. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>34211602
All memes aside, this is my kit.
>>34211624
>kit
all i see is a green blob produced by a potato
>>34211624
>>34211602
Oh have good taste in gear, but you're the kind of person who takes a joke one step too far, hence those shorts.
You got an A2 because you like simple rifles, but you didn't have the balls to go full retro and get an A1, just like how you live in your parent's attic it seems.
Decent guy otherwise. Maybe.
>>34211624
>>34211633
Nice LARP gear
>>34210425
tryhard looking to impress those that don't care
>>34211647
At least I can wear my loadout to work and not look like an autist.
>>34211638
>didn't have the balls to go full retro and get an A1
Price is high for an A1 and cash in hand became gun quicker with an A2.
>>34211645
ty
>>34211674
Just build one. I specced one out for about $800 all done. Not bad.
>>34210425
Fuckin leaf here
>>34211373
would you be the guy who was guarding the prague parking lot I used
>>34210495
>Gun
>Flight Travel
Unless your a marshal how do you expect to carry on the plane like that
>>34211700
Is Alberta still on fire?
>>34211418
>steel cased ammo
>gear is in pristine condition
20 year old, sub-par, airsoft player with part time job and a mother who loves him but cant wait for him to move out
>>34211695
I intend to grab a nodak upper and barrel from brownells, and try that route. alternatively, I could keep what I got and hoard M193 and m855 with that dough. I have a scope and a goose neck aim point mount both sighted 100yrds M193. New additions to my kitbag.
>>34211700
Nice shirt, what kind is it? Looks great
Sky: out
Thighs: also out
>>34211475
Do you mean this?
https://amzn.com/B00MSFEYUW
>>34211769
>>34211754
You're poor, not in cash but in taste.
>>34211786
... also cash :(
T-thanks
>>34211850
You're stuck in the wrong century.
>>34210425
You have sex with men
>>34211185
Where get? How much?
I need that patch, want that webbing (although I'm like 80% certian the mercs with the Vektor R5 are just that, mercs, not MNU per se).
>>34211373
Also have these as well.
>>34211869
No I'm not! 1890 is a great time!
>>34211907
>not Using modern pinfire ammo like a pleb
>thinking that the center fire trend will last
>>34211418
>>34211484
>>34211602
>>34211723
>when you just want to show off your collection to /k/ and you end up getting fucking roasted and personally insulted
These clothes, will post loadout
>>34212055
Muh EDC
>>34212024
Take the bantz and advice. Get a camelback.
>>34211192
Would remove sandies with /10.
>>34212066
>Dat SP-01
>Drives a Nissan
There's something about you... I like.
>>34212066
You seem like a pretty cool Texan. We'd probably get along.
>>34210425
It never gets old
>>34211306
in the apocalypse the backup callsign should be "you're a big guy"
answer: " YOU YOU YOU YOU"
>>34212165
I got one that I can loop on in a minute or so if I needed it.
[/k/doesn'thavespoilers]it is condor[//k/doesn'thavespoilers]
>>34212066
>U of H
>>34211306
>>34212225
It is the Flash/Thunder of our generation. It is second nature. Someone say's "Big guy" my immediate response is "for you". Even if I don't say it I clearly think it.
here's a tough one.
>>34211707
There's still underground fires to be worried about, moss and duff can burn for years after the main fire is done.
>>34211740
It's an East German tunic, the EM one i think
>>34211373
>>34211907
A type of guy that is either a Czechoslovakian, Yugoslavian, Polan or eastern German that immigrated to the United States after the wall was torn down and you own old guns such as the revolver and the lever action due to money issues and wanting nothing more but something that goes bang and gets the job done and likely drive an old pickup truck that looks like was from a mad max movie and deals with welding and fixing shit.
Also have likely got into brutal fights and may have killed a few guys.
>>34212290
>Hear someone say "he was a pretty big guy"
>Immediately respond with "for you"
>Dude just gives me a weird look for a second
It was the moment I realized two things, normalfags still haven't found out about Baneposting, and I'm an autistic weirdo who thinks only in memes now
>>34211373
>>34211907
Why is everyone saying that this guy is poor, likely from some country and likely have killed a guy?
All I see is a jacket and a few guns so idk what I'm supposed to see here.
>>34211154
Banus?
>>34211674
Are you the same anon that had the meth problem in the derelict house?
welp
I also have a VDV beret and a boxcutter, but I could not find either
>>34212867
'tis a large fellow.
>>34211706
At least you can talk.
>>34213135
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.
>>34213089
For thee
>only one pic with gear and guns visible
>it's outdated as fuck
>>34210425
HHAHHAHAHAHAA BANE????? 4U!!!!
>>34212291
>>34211373
>>34211907
Someone not to piss off and may be a drug dealer
>>34211373
Utilitarian. I understand.
>>34210425
Dr. Pavil, I'm CIA
>>34211668
The Gap is still around?
>>34212562
>be big guy
>get referenced as such
>look longingly into their eyes
>place a hand on their shoulder
>"for you."
>>34211754
I'm a big spoon but for some reason I want you to cuddle the fuck out of me till I fall asleep
>>34211261
>I thought I was the only one that made that error!
>>34213006
>the meth problem in the derelict house?
Yes.
>>34210425
>>34211700
Tai Lopez, is that you?
>>34212024
https://youtu.be/V4mxoVEfTH8
>>34211373
You're a time traveller from the 70s
>>34211418
>Steel case ammo
>M&P 15
You're a poor fag who spends all his dosh in larping gear
>>34211754
Bad taste
>>34211850
Is that a trapdoor? It's fucking beautiful
>>34215283
I like this post
>>34211185
Looks lecker bru.
>>34211754
why did you crop out your dog
>>34212699
Look deeper
>>34215810
What am I supposed to see though?
>>34215810
I don't get it
>>34213074
This is nightmare fuel.
>post apocalypse
>typical bullshit like people going crazy, cannibalism, backstabbing, shooting each other for a can of beans, nbd
>you go to sleep that night inn a dilapidated building, it's raining hard
>wake up in middle of the night filled with dread
>it's dark, too dark
>you can make out a quiet but ominous inhaling and exhaling
>slowly begin to realize there's a slight reflection staring back at you
>your eyes and mind are slowly strarting to put together the situation when the lightening crackles overheard, revealing the attached grotesque figure
>you scream, scrambling to reach your firearm
>finally prepared to fire you line up the sights as the lightening strikes again, you take notice of the pink underwear and in your confusion miss the shot
>the maniac has escaped
>you lean against the wall as the adrenaline starts to subside
>you take out your vodka and take a hardy swig, wondering what the fuck just happened
>that's when you hear it. there's squeaking floorboards
>you snap-to and train your sights on the door, ready to blast whatever comes through
>its a slow deliberate, pace, like stalking
>whatever it is stops just outside the door
>the wheezing sound is louder than ever, you know it's back
>squeezing down on the trigger ready to fire in a moment's notice
>"hey man, I forgot my flamingo, can I just get it and I promise I'll leave"
>>34215810
All i see is a jacket and a gun
>>34216069
https://youtu.be/CzhyCm_S-Pw
>>34216037
No one cared who he was until he put on the jacket
>>34216242
Fuck this is a good dank le meme
>>34216242
So yhe jacket and the gun is supposed to resemble bane?
Or eastern german?
>>34211185
Sadmin, is that you?
>>34211192
Hi /k/oko
>>34211373
>>34211907
You are likely the type of guy that deals with alot of unwanted bullshit business in downtowns, alleyways, construction yards and likely out in the blizzar snow storm and would not think twice on pulling the trigger on someone that either tried to fuck you over on a business or is just annoying.
And likely either russian or eastern german or just an american.
>>34211373
>>34211907
A man that been through alot of shit and likes practical things
"
>>34211981
Based off the sideburns and foreign gear I'd say you live with your mom, are in your mid- twenties, probably work a warehouse or delivery job, you had a girlfriend in high school that didn't last long and haven't had much since. Also, you may be into furries as sort of a silly self- sustaining joke. (About half of this analysis is projection on my part)
>>34212562
I've done this far too many times
>>34216608
My problem is my Bane voice sounds like a shitty Connery impression.
How should I kill myself?
>>34216000
Underrated kek
>>34216639
>Can do heat legend joker to a fuckin To
>Can't do bane for shit
>>34216639
No I just say it normally
if you're doing the bane impression to go along with it then I think people would probably look at you funny
>>34216000
We need to get one of the drawfriends to illustrate this.
Simple EDC
No picture because I'm away, so you get a generic StG 58 picture.
>StG 58 built on a DSA receiver
>AC43 P38
>Vietnam-era USMC KA-BAR
>Benchmade 530
>repro softshell holster
>Austrian milsurp magpouches
>Czech M10 gas mask
>Czech M85 parka
>French RCIR ration
>and of course your general survival bullshit for Michigan wilderness, I don't really need to detail that
I feel like I accidentally became the hipster S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>34211624
I before E except after C nigger.
>>34216190
>Tfw Chicago fag
>Tfw nowhere to take load out and stalk
>>34216385
Hi to you also.
Try me Faggots
>>34217942
black weeb
>>34211075
im not following.
>>34211674
Hey wait i recognize that picture you the one that had to deal with meth heads?
>>34215097
I'm not really a big guy though.
Or gay.
>>34215535
He always steals the show. That little shit.
>>34220333
>Hey wait i recognize that picture you the one that had to deal with meth head
Yes. >>34215153
>>34217784
hot sweaty balls that was your kit?
I was close I guess.
>>34216860
TEXASS
>>34216069
Im sure the local pawn shop has a tally of times you have held a gun but not bought it.
>>34220064
Erny "Has seen that Doujin" May
>>34220450
>Implying there's a pawn shop near me
>Implying I go outside
>>34220492
>Implying I go outside
Shoot thats right, that SKS is untouched man. No blueing wear and a pristine stock finish.
*tips ballcap
>>34212291
Golgo 13, bretty gud.
>>34220530
>implying thats an SKS
*its a hologram*
>>34218018
Ok first off i'm white, second I have many guns don't think lil bitch .380 is just for the gals and gays..
fmj ball .380 has good penetration.
>>34216860
>old jacket
>single action revolver
>tin of cigars
>not using matches
>tacticool knife
>CAH card
>pomade?
Hipster/10
>>34221077
>that arm in bottom left corner
>those blunts
>saying your white
Not even close
>>34220450
My rifle is pretty well known for being the sexiest FAL on the west coast.
Or east coast, now that I'm here.
>>34211373
>>34211907
Why does this have many replies?
>>34211373
Mafia or a hired gunman
>>34221347
>old jacket
You're right, it is old. My good friend gave it to me, it was his grandfather's, and he's not that young either.
>single action revolver
An inheritance piece, my grandma was addicted to guns much like me.
>tin of cigars
I feel like I have the right to die of lung cancer upon my own will without being questioned, that's why I like America.
>not using matches
I once did, but I live in a wet place now, so you could see how that turned out.
>tacticool knife
What is it with you all and this word! Tacticool. Saying that my vaguely militaristic looking Gerber is more tacticool than some of the kits and gats I see on here is a direct insult upon me, in my opinion.
>CAH card
It's a joke between me and my friend, previously mentioned with the jacket. I give it to him when he asks me a stupid question, common in his character.
>pomade?
Herbal salve, I make it myself due to how easily my innawoods wounds open up again, something about weak enzymes and shit that my doctor told me.
Can't believe I'm bored enough to rant. Oh well!
R8 and H8
>>34221763
intolerable faggot/10 is more accurate
inb4 10 posts calling me a mall ninja faggot
>>34221850
Mall ninja faggot
>>34221535
You really like the goonies.
>>34221850
>fde gear
>black SCAR
nigga ya fucked up
>>34221879
my tan scar is back home in AZ, along with my set of OD gear...didn't plan my move very well
>>34221850
>Mall ninja faggot
>>34210425
Indiana Jones fan who also plays CSGO?
>>34221850
mall ninja faggot
>>34221850
M
A
L
L
N
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J
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>>34211674
nice muzzle awareness.
>>34222129
Nigga, just put your gun in your mouth. What's the problem?
>>34222228
If you can't see the problem, maybe you should just turn in your guns desu
>>34222248
It's a joke, but really, if home boy wants to point his guns at his face, that's his choice.
>>34210442
Ayy
>>34221880
You live in an LA ghetto and like to rob gas stations.
>>34222326
Does Phoenix count as an LA ghetto?
>>34222536
It's close enough. That and flagstaff.
>>34211754
>Cock: almost out
>>34210425
This should be fun.
>>34223115
Can't really see the knife/handgun combo, so here's a secondary picture.
Beretta Silver Pigeon not pictured.
>>34221850
Played too much MGS4 a few years ago.
>>34223140
Bongs are awake.
>>34211754
I can see you are going for that Rhodesia look, but something's missing.
>>34223162
Everything except the shorts is missing. Holy shit.
>>34210425
>>34221850
Mall ninja faggot
>>34211226
You're a nudist with a fetish for gunpowder
>>34211602
Yeah you're that faggot that skips leg day
>>34211373
You like simplicity and concealment.
Also likely poor or from a rough childhood life
>>34211306
I think it had a little help from the french alps also
>>34217942
weebus negrus
>>34210425
Pls post how I can dress up as that
>>34211373
Can someone explain this stupid meme to me please?
>>34211373
Russian or Yugoslav drug dealer
>>34211373
Hunter. From the knife. Although with the pistol I'd assume it's more an old undercover officer.
>>34216000
10/10
>>34210425
What brand harrington do you have? It tells are you a poser poorfag or a man with taste.
t: Baracuta G9
>>34226168
Master, am i fine with Knightsbridge?
>>34221850
M A L L N I N J A F A G G O T
A A
L L
L L
N N
I I
N N
J J
A A
F F
A A
G G
G G
O O
T T
>>34211706
Perhaps he is
>CIA
>>34223272
You're from Brooklyn and you hate anyone from Queens and Harlem.
>>34225606
Polo shirt
Harrington Jacket
USPc 9
Khaki cargo pants
Brown boots
Brown belt
Power stance
>>34226168
Fug, I don't have the cash to spend on a Baracuta. It's an Orvis copy.
Please be gentle.
>>34210425
>>34211695
How'd you do it for that cheap?
>>34217879
>Pilot G2-07
My nigga
>>34226538
Brownells makes some decently produced retro stuff.
>>34218464
>par for the course
>>34223355
I like this assessment
:^)
>>34228349
Broke ass late teens/early 20's construction worker.
>>34229105
Spot on :'^)
>>34211373
Are you stuck in time in Belfast spying on the IRA in the 70s?
>>34221837
I guess you like full power cartridges but don't have an exorbitant amount of cash.
>>34221850
Must be a mall ninja faggot
>>34221880
I Can see the hairspray.
>>34222129
>>34222228
>>34222248
We were sitting on a cone of debris at the ankle of a cliff. Like an ankle, there is a foot - dirt that rolls downhill and is a gradual slope into the creek.
what the camera does not capture is the way th earth was shaped. quite difficult to lay a gun in any angle but into my body/ the cliff and take a photograph.
>>34223115
1993 is over, all black is gay.
>>34223140
I heat 'born on the bayu" by staring into your shirt
>>34223272
Dark skin, dark soul.
>>34226505
There have been extensive advancements since the '84, but at least your time served is a benefit even tho the gear isnt.
teebeeaych I actually like that kit and want a MICH. But why outmoded armor tho??
>>34228349
Bust out brakelights of them outtatown neggers and get Jerline to swallow yer pecker for it, ther's the way to do it Boo-de!
Actually like the genuine poorfag setup. Grab a Alice pouch and put shotshell in it.
>>34229420
>of debris at the ankle of a cliff. Like an ankle, there is a foot - dirt that rolls downhill and is a gradual slope into the creek.
Talus cone is the word I was thinking of.
>>34221497
>a challenger appears
>>34229437
you pound men in the ass for pleasure, but cry yourself to sleep in shame every night
>>34229489
>men
>implying this is a man
>>34229420
It's not a MICH helmet, it's an M1 steel pot. I have a PASGT helmet as well, but I actually like the way the M1 wears better, even if the chin clamp is totally fucking useless.
And I have the PASGT vest and everything else because I used to airsoft with the idea of 1982-1992ish, invasion of Grenada in particular. (I know that they used ALICE rather than LBV-88s, but I have ALICE as well) I've just been too much of a cheapskate to upgrade it, and it works well enough. I trust that vest to stop most handgun bullets and shrapnel, so unless they start shooting rifles at me I'm probably fine.
>>34211373
Can someone slap some kind of logo on this picture with the tag saying [How to ______ loadout kit] please become this is gonna be a good meme on here
>>34229507
Traps are gay anon. I've seen the light and one day you will too.
>>34212066
What holster is that?
Best picture of my gear I have.
>>34231250
And best picture I have of my sidearm.
>>34231255
oh shit, where can I get custom grips like that?
Fuck it, lets do this
>>34231280
Tex highway patrol with a a hipster bone and too much disposable time
>>34231266
I know someone who makes them. And this pic would be the rifle I'd use. Either this or my MAS.
>>34212867
Uhh, thou shall not take retainers
Hi capacity assault rifle, glawk 17 and 9teen11.
One of these days I'll show up to the range in this...
>>34210425
>>34212867
Clegane?
>>34211700
Please, strip that tunic off as fast as possible.
The Ă„rmelpatten were discontinued in '82 and are quite rare.
>>34212232
How is the blue double clit model compared to real vajin?
>>34221850
Put your fucking trip back on sakuya so I can filter you.
pls be nice
>>34223123
How's that Colt for a 1911? Any break-in period?
>>34220064
Anyone got sauce on the anime?
>>34235164
You are the guy that is a business man with a high paying job and a good duplex apartment building that is way high up that oversees your business and it's workers and you enjoy spending all your money on luxurious accommodations and things that makes the richfags hate you.
But you also have a sweet girlfriend that looks up to you as her master and you very oftentimes take your girlfriend to your secret extreme german style bdsm and you do all sorts of extreme dark souls sex with her and at the end she calls you "master" and acts like she is your personal pet as she says "thank you master"
Please asume.
>>34235975
The most middle class dad to ever middle class
>>34235975
You're a man that's from the 80's and from Miami beach shores and you often like to go to the movie store and buy movies that were made in that timeline.
>>34210425
I'd assume you're the kind of guy that would shoot someone before throwing him out of a plane
>>34236009
Not that guy, no kids and no plans of it. Middle class... sadly true. BUT there are a couple of clues to something more specific...
>>34235975
I'm assuming you're somewhere in Europe? What kind of Volvo do have?
>>34229420
>Bust out brakelights of them outtatown neggers and get Jerline to swallow yer pecker for it
tfw you will never do this growing up
tfw Jerline will never swaller yer pecker
>>34236117
Wasn´t so hard was it? Yes, i am european.
My Volvo is a 2015 V40.
PS.- Are you a big guy with a military background? What VW poisoning machine do you drive?
>>34221077
>good penetration
Like you would know anything about that.
>>34211754
That pistol placement is utter shit
>>34236215
Where abouts in Europe?
Big guy. Not military though. My Visa conditions didn't allow it and now that I'm a citizen I don't want to take the paycut from my current job. VW Amarok, they avoided the emissions scandal.
>>34211706
Honestly, if I was an air marshal, I'd wear that every flight.
I like trains...
Top tier doggo
>>34212066
Expired CAC card. Carries it around for attention.
>>34241441
Not him. I carry mine around too. Almost never gets taken out so I wouldn't say I do it for attention, but it does come in handy every once in a while for discounts and such.
>>34235266
It's written on the gun, won't spoon feed you any further
>>34239898
Cop or other govt lapdog?
>>34221763
There's nothing wrong with your shit. Ignore him.
>>34217082
Pulaski woods or the Des Plaines river valley, both are creepy af though.
>>34242692
Won't I get fucked by the long dick of the law if I open carry and plink there?