Hey /k/ I'm going to be joining the Marine Corps soon can

<b marin
^et krayun
>suhcc is lief

>>34209475
crayola crayon signing bonus got you huh

>>34209475
>be innna Army
>guy I serve with was going to Join the Muhreens
>go to MEPS and enlist
>ship date coming up
>we lost all your paperwork, you have to do everything again
>does everything again
>day before he is going to ship
>hurr, we lost all your paper work again! you need to do everything again. cool?
>talks to Army recruiter, they do everything in 2 weeks and ship his ass the first time
and that's how my friend avoided the shit show called the Marines

What contract are you signing devil pup

>>34209475

>Be me
>Be an Marine
>Everyone I work with is retarded
>FUCK
>I'm retarded too

That's pretty much how I would sum it up. USMC stands for Unlimited Shit, Mass Confusion.

>>34209475
>have a college class with MECEP (enlisted guy studying full-time active duty to become an officer)
>He did a deployment to Iraq in 2nd Tank Battalion
>Great stories about staking out highways in the dark and ambushing guys placing IEDs
>saw on Facebook that he's now an ATC officer

Hope you're doing well, Lt. Hanks

>Sergeant gets drunk and falls off barracks fire escape
>Non-NCOs can no longer have alcohol in the barracks
>Chair Force NCO from entirely different base drives drunk and kills local civilian
>Non-NCOs can no longer have cars on base
>Sergeant rapes local girl
>Liberty curtailed for non-NCOs
all in one year in Okinawa
mfw

Oh yeah and
>get to island
>hear about awesome typhoon parties from guys who have been there a while
>only one typhoon that year
>hits on weekend
>prohibited from drinking during typhoon because reasons

>>34212745
Man fuck Oki, I wanted to raid the armory and start killing every NCO and officer I could find.
>Junior Enlisted rebel.
>Kill all NCO's and officers.
>Take over Oki.
>LCPL Nation.

>>34210008
>LARPing this poorly

M8

>>34209475
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.