alright /k/ i've had enough The ongoing war between me

>>34200340
You should snipe them with a 50/cal kek

>>34200360
i dont own one sadly

what would be a sufficient boolet to deal with a beaver?

would a 10/22 work just fine or do i have to bust out the 7.62x64r vepr/and or nugget

Follow the goose ied guys example.

Let em build, apply tannerite, remove canuk rat.

they were there long before you, you insufferable faggot. Fucking humans.

>>34200382
get nugget
load nugget
aim nugget
fire nugget
get beaver
get sharp branch
impale beaver for all to see

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>>34200382
Maybe set up some Vietcong tier traps for beavers, that will teach those oversized rats

Build a dam in front of their dam. This will emasculate them and cause them to go elsewhere.

>>34200340

Beavers are actually very useful to the ecosystem.

i don't know dude, i'd honestly leave them be and move the garden

now your mom's apple tree is part of their fucking house you keep tearing down, they're sending you a message. beaver's are cool but it takes respect to get respect

>>34200425
DID YOU NOT READ THE PART ABOUT MOM'S CHERRY TREE???

what are you a communist

now that's the life for a country boy.
a bunch of spread eagle beaver laid out in the bed of your truck.

>>34200449

Yeah, actually.

>>34200340
Leaf here is it legal to where you are I can give some good tips on how to be quiet about it if its illegal.

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>>34200340
Shooting them is satisfying and helps but you'll never get them all. Buy a few Conibear traps and educate yourself in the basics of beaver trapping. I recommend you make beaver runs and sent mounds using the caster of previously killed beavers.
>sauce
My father traps beaver for the royal municipalities and often takes 70 a week.

Get live traps and relocate them to state or national forest with a sufficiently deep stream.

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>>34200441
>they're sending you a message
im about to send them a fucking message

ive lets them off because they are cute and i generally don't mind animals but i was really hoping they would get the memo and go literally anywhere else but here

>>34200463
im the the state of georgia

ik u can hunt them legally but im not sure about the details

might only be able to use traps or something

The best way to conquer beavers is to use your bushmaster on them.

>>34200340
Wrapping your trees lower parts in chicken wire helped with my family when we lived on a lake with beavers. Shooting them also helped.

>>34200480
Alright best thing is .22lr semi auto after compleltely destroy all traces of the dam ALL OF it NO TRACES second is the creek on your property? with your trees? if so put steel sheets on the trees so the beavers cant get wood to build their dams also this is a no brainer kill of them even the babies will come back soon for more tips

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>>34200475
>having a braindead father

>>34200521
yeah its my land

also there is a whole forest back there so i cant prevent them from taking all the trees
>>34200511
but this anons idea should be good enough asdefensive fortifications around my fruit trees

>>34200480
With simple wire snips cut a length of fence long enough to encircle the tree trunk while leaving a 3 – 6 inch gap between the wire mesh cylinder and the tree trunk. This gap allows for future trunk growth without girdling.

Kill all of them also. I MEAN IT ALL OF THEM

>>34200340
Is this, dare I say... Your "Vietnam" OP?

>>34200480
>there is no closed season on beavers in Georgia. Therefore, you may trap or shoot beavers year-round, day or night. To eliminate beaver problems, the most effective and efficient method is to kill beavers either by shooting or trapping.

Google Georgia state law, dufus.

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>>34200563
oh baby so it's like coyotes then
i was about to post my conclusion was that trapping them seemed like the best method but looks like i might set up a nest and just start picking the buggers off one by one

>>34200340
You've got to fight bullshit with shit.

Make punji pits. AKA spike trap pits that consist of shit covered wood or even steel spikes. That way ever if they do survive initially, the infection from getting shit stabbed deeply into them will kill them. Also, for max shock and awe, blow up their dams with tannerite.

>>34200528
source?

>>34200340
Have you considered trapping them because your chances of ever seeing them are low

>>34200340
Let it go mate

Beaver dams have a net increase in ecoproduction of a system.
Not only that, but they save land instead of destroy it

If your garden is so close to your crick that it gets flooded by a mere beaver dam, then in a few years it'll be washed away through erosion

>>34200382
Use a shotgun, no dangerous ricochets

>>34200740
i see them all the time

>>34200741
i use the creek to irrigate my garden

>>34200451
kek

>>34200769
Then move the bitch up a bit

The increased bird life will help save your garden from insects

I'd just leave them be. I think it would be cool to have a beaver dam and pond in your backyard.

>>34200340
Beaver dams have tunnels. What predator likes tunnels? Snakes. Snakes like tunnels. Get yourself some venomous snakes and stuff them into the dam. There. Problem solved.

>>34200916
i actually thought about this

ik water moccasins love beaver ponds but im not sure if they actually eat beavers?

beavers are a bit big for a snek

>>34200916
Snakes have beaver tunnels. What predator likes tunnels? Rednecks. Rednecks like tunnels. Get yourself some armed Rednecks and stuff them into the damn, There Problem solved.

>>34200932
Anon. Flame thrower than chicke wire up the trees its the only way. f they take trees from nearby and keep coming back you will be fed for the whole summer.

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relocate them to the Dawson Forest

>>34200677
Trolling wannabe pornstars. Its actually pretty hilarious

>>34200916
Beaver tunnels all go under water for a bit to prevent predators
They're smart like that

maybe you could irrigate the dam so that the water benefits your garden

>>34200600
Get a license first, even for open season you still need a license.

>>34200983
i live like 3 min away from there

my property pretty much backs up to the edge of dawson forest

spent some time cheeki breeking around the abandoned nuclear test facility

>>34200457
WRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34200407
>get beaver
>get sharp branch
>impale beaver for all to see
This desu

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>>34200778

But what if the birds are eating his fruit?

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even if you kill or trap them all if your land is primo habitat more will trickle down the creek and set up shop again op. This is like thinking you can eliminate the cockroaches just in the bathroom while ignoring the rest of the house.

>>34201230
Birds don't eat fruit

Rabbits and deer are the enemy
So OP will need a thick fence
But since he's a Fudd, he can always shoot them and have even more food

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> Be me
> 2 blue jays live in my yard
> We get a long and have a mutual understanding not to bother each other. Pretty birds, and stayed out of my hair.

> One day they give birth to 8 raging baby blue jays
> Wake up to a fucking air raid siren every morning at 6:30 AM

> Try everything: ear plugs, white noise, etc
> Slowly going insane. Noise is 90dB, non-stop, from dawn to dusk. Go to work with my ears bleeding, come home to more incessant ear-fucking

> Wake up one morning to see my newly planted front lawn in tatters. Every plant smaller than 6 inches has been torn from the ground
> Babies have left the nest

> Absolutely fucking lose it
> War is on between me and the shit-wings

> 4 AM, in my underwear, strategically gluing peanuts around my yard. Neighbor sees me but I don't care.

> Wait in the blinds with my air rifle until sunrise.

> Commence massacre.

> Kill 7/8 birds within 3 hours, mercilessly beating their limp bodies with a shovel and throwing them into a mass grave.

> Later that night I shoot the final bird off of my roof.

> Put my boot on its chest and apply pressure.
> It's fucking shrieks from the air being evacuated out of my lungs.
> Play with the dead bird for a bit longer, laughing at the noises it makes as I compress its air box.

> Sleep like a baby that night.

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>>34200340
>kill and acquire pelts
>create and wear fashionable pelt clothes
>get rich from pelt trade
>Fuck mad bitches

You can't lose OP

>>34201258
That reminds me of the nest outside my bedroom window. Sometimes i hear those fucks from 12am-5am nonstop. But it's usually quiet.
I don't think i have the heart to destroy the nest though

>>34201258
You didn't need to genocide those fuckers
You can train jays
They're smart as fuck
You could have had your own avian army

>>34201320
>>34201340
It was a huge period of trial and error. I destroyed the nest before resorting to killing.

Then I fucking leased a friend's cat, who was absolutely useless.

I tried various types of bait, and found that I had to take shelled peanuts and built them into a pyramid, and then glue them to whatever surface. This way the birds would stay put and not simply pick up the food and fly a way.

I sold the house with the bases of the peanuts still glued to rocks, banisters, the walkway, etc.

>>34201351
You could have trained them to bring you money for peanuts

An army of jays
Think about it

Flying assholes for sure, but they could have been YOUR flying assholes

>>34201340>>34201365


I love blue jays, don't get me wrong. They're smart as fuck and mean, but I honestly couldn't fucking take it any more.

Thinking about it now, two years later, puts me into a rage. I was so fucking tired of having auditory aids for 15 hours a day.

The destruction of my drought-resistant lawn, which took 35 hours and $1800 to renovate was the last straw. I went out and bought a 1400 FPS air rifle that day.

>>34201375
>The destruction of my drought-resistant lawn, which took 35 hours and $1800 to renovate was the last straw.
Oh you're Hank Hill

>>34200983

Thats how you get radioactive beavers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Nuclear_Aircraft_Laboratory

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>>34201375
>auditory aids

>>34200478
>national forest

Fuck you. we don't need more of those fuckers damming shit up and flooding our outbuildings. Take them to the state forest.

>>34201393
Central CA water rates were fucking me in the ass. I got some rebates for doing the lawn.

The funny thing is my neighbor was some 350lb woman who NEVER left her bed, which was in clear view of my master bedroom.

She was a hippie dippie loser who still had Obama '08 plastered all over her Prius in 2014.

She constantly yelled at her 17-18 year old daughter, to the point where I was red-faced and shaking from the noise at 1 AM. It doesn't help that I'm an alcoholic.

I fucking REAMED her a new asshole. She called the cops. Nothing happened because of my line of work. I bought 1800 ladybugs for like $20 and funneled them through her kitchen window.

There's no way she didn't know who it was.

I'll never forget her face when she saw me, drunk as a skunk, air rifle in hand, in my boxers, at like 4 AM laying out peanuts around my yard. Pretty sure she saw me beating the living shit out of the birds with a shovel too.

>>34201462
Jesus christ....

>>34200475
This

Traps are on station 24/7 and properly made beaver sets will catch nothing but beaver. So unlike shooting them, you'll actually kill them all, and unlike poison you won't kill everything else.

Destroying the dam doesn't help as you have already noticed. Beaver are relentless. They will never surrender.

>>34201258
Aren't they going extinct due to the european swallow?

>>34201485
I don't give a shit. Not after that fateful day.

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>>34201462
Is this you?

>>34201498
Yes. Just younger, in shape, and with better hair.

Moving to California = biggest mistake of my life.

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>>34201462

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>>34201505
>Moving to California
>Moving to

Wut? You're gonna have to elaborate a little.

>>34200983
Get out of here stalker.

No really, stay the fuck away from there. That place is fucky

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>>34200340

hello OP this is Roger posting from my Asus laptop featuring a intel inside core i7 and the SonicMaster simulated stereo speaker setup

so listen obviously i know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff for instance history and politics to name a few. some people dont realize that in adjunction to being military affairs i am also an expert at civilian recompense - and for me, that recompense is hunting

they say nohing tests the mantel of a man better than looking a goony two shoes in the eye and pulling the trigger. i was once at the range and the guy next to me came over and he said "how do you handle the kickback on such a large caliber, i would be afraid to even take that gun out of the case" and i said to him 1. i lift 2. i just imagine the fear 3. i really truly believe i am killing each time i fire. this is called killer intact and you need if you ever want to shoow

i have hunted all sorts of game on many species and through many hills and dale. beaver are a tricky animal. it is like a rat that lives in the water, with the tail of a duck bill and the snout of a pigmy sand shark. to catch a beaver, always use a bear trap, but this is a /k/ board, so the question is weapon

for that intent, i actually recommend a different weapon than a standard .222 rem handheld rifle. to kill the beaver you need to hit it dead on. repeatedly. and u need something that can entry and exit. u want something with a lot of ridges and baffles and it should be warm, and slide so gently when it gets a little wet. u want it to smell a bit musky. with a nice loose shell that is actually the softest part. but oh how hard it gets

IT'S A SEX JOKE! THE BEAVER IS UR MOM'S AND I HAVE SEX WITH IT WITH MY PENIS. THAT'S THE JOKE! AND SHE LOVES IT!

>>34200340

call me a wimp but that photo is disturbing. those critters are intelligent enough to build there own shelter.

I would probably go with option (A) the lesser of the evils

(E) sounds good but more will always show up over time and you will just be wasting money at that point.

Just keep destroying their damn. all the other choice seem futile if more beavers keep showing up indefinitely.

>>34201525
I took a post in San Francisco for work. Hated it from day 2. Relocated 3 years later.

Plink them with your 10/22 and keep up the dam damage.

>>34200340
Invest in beaver traps and a 22 should get the job done. If you don't want to get your hands dirty find a local trapper they would be delighted to take care of your problem. Just make sure its all good and legal for where you live.

>>34200407
This.

Or you can stick it on the nugget and walk it like trophy to all other cunt animals in forest see who is the boss.

Do it Naked

>>34200475
How much does he make per beaver?

>>34200340
Tannerite the dam.

>>34201555
Beavers aren't intelligent
No more than bees are

Read Dawkins (he was a great biologist before he became le meme atheist).
The Extended Phenotype

>>34200388
Yeah, but we're here now. And we're the top of the food chain. Plus he said garden, the man just wants to have his organic produce in the most sustainable way possible. I'd think lefty scum like you could agree that they have to die. For the children.

>>34201545
Never seen this pasta glad it finally became relavent?

>>34201555
>those critters are intelligent enough to build there own shelter.
>their
also, everyfuckingthing does this.

>>34200475
The only traps you'll find on this board with beaver.

>>34200340
Tannerite.
Farmers here do that all the time. Load the fuck out of that dam with tannerite and blow it up.

>>34201627
not him but yes most animals are capable of making shelters but very few animals are capable of making thier surroundings adapt to thier needs rather than the other way round. Beavers build dams not to live in the dam itself but to make a pond of calm water where they can then build thier homes and safely raise their young

>>34201646
if you do dis pls take vidya and throw dragon dildos at the burning beavers and shove em up their asses and yours. God damn I hate beavers.

>>34200741
>crick

just...

>>34201646
And then wait for them to come repair the damage and shoot them.

>>34201268
>>kill and acquire pelts
>>create and wear fashionable pelt clothes
>>get rich from pelt trade
>>Fuck mad bitches

All of my fuck yes

>>34201627
>>their
Is it me or is /k/ really bad at spelling

>>34201782
/k/ is pretty Dale Gribble
Expect what you expect of him

>>34201256
Birds do eat fruit

>>34201258
Reminds me of the first time i shot a birb
>Go to put some holes in paper with pellet gun
>See a bird, standing on the ground
>slowly load rifle and aim
>Shoot it
>Hits spine, my shitty scope was off
>flaps wings
>chirps
>desperately trying to get away
>hesitate, run up and step or shoot again
>Hmm.png
>realize its suffering
>fug.webm
>run up and stomp on it
>lift boot
>eyes popped out, chest crushed
>Poor thing
>starts flapping wings again
>fug its still alive
>Step on it and pit my whole weight on it for a good few seconds
I felt a bit bad that it suffered so much.

>>34201531
What's fucky about it? Any stories?

>>34201898
Yeah, they're surprisingly hard to kill.

I stomped a humingbird once, though, and was only left with what looked like Aloha Pineapple from Jamba Juice.

>>34201258
I have barn swallows on my front and back porch. They aren't too muck of a problem. The only bad thing they do is shit in a pile on the concrete below the nest.

>>34201933

Fuck... that's gonna be heard not to think about 6 months from now when I see a jamba juice... and I'll have no idea where that mental image came from either.

>>34200340
You need 4 connibear #330s, that's all you fucking need. If you don't make clothing or a beaver quilt out of the plews, I'll make a hat out of you.

>>34200480
>Beavers
>In Georgia
You sure they aren't Nutrias

>>34201957
Put apples on the trigger wires, as well. No beaver ever turned down an apple

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>>34201956
>>34201939

Just imagine this, but dropped on the ground.

100% what it looked like. No bones, no feathers, no beak. I'm honestly not sure what happened to the bird.

>>34200340
Tannerite in the damn, anon

>>34201545
Tldr

>>34201976
nutria don't build dams like that. I had the same argument with my dad about muskrats when a set of beavers got washed down to our farm during a flood.

Tannerite in the dam

>>34201988
>I'm honestly not sure what happened to the bird.

it's a hummingbird. Ain't much there to begin with.

>>34200382
Nugget them to pieces

>>34200385
I support this motion. Beaver IEDs would be fantastic.

>>34200449
You said apple

>>34201531
whats weird beyond probably slightly elevated radiation?

>>34201619
>lefty
>being a traditionalist that defends a strong border control, gun ownership, small state and private property at the same time that you are an /out/ist that loves nature and minimal human impact on it
>lefty
Filthy faggot, pls. If op had said that he was considering using the meat I would have no problem with it, but he clearly is a retard that has no clue how to deal with a few non threatening beavers.

From a previous thread on this subject:

>Go to Florida
>get a gator
>feed it a diet exclusively of earl grey tea bags soaked in cows blood
>this pisses it off
>release to remove beaver

>>34202880
Why earl grey?

>>34201462
Fucking ladybugs man, so innocent until there's a literal fucking swarm in a confined space. God that's fucking hilarious.

>>34200553
Vietdam anon, Vietdam

>>34202929
Obviously because it's an American alligator and tea is a Brit thing, so it'll trigger it's patriotic sense of duty to kill shit. So, since beavers are normally associated with Canada, which was a former British colony, the gator will eat the beavers!

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>>34203016
He could use a Bald Eagle too, they're capable of fucking beavers up, and gladly will as they still remember 1812

>>34200769
Fuck beavers. Fuck any problems beaver poster. Grabbit a lawn chairs and some beer, sit at the edge of the creek. Wait till the start of dusk. Shoot them all to hell. Destroy whatever they've built of the dam. Repeat over the course of a week

>>34201485
Who's cares about a swallow if it can't carry a coconut

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Op here
Thanks for all the replies
After talking to my roommates about it we have collectively agreed on trapping them and trying to relocate. Maybe call a professional if need be. If that fails then they gave me the green light for operation cleaver beaver

Like I said I actually like beavers just not when they are fucking with my garden. Probably put them down in Dawson forest like another Anon suggested since it's in walking distance and has lots of rivers and streams they can happily dam up.

If drastic measures are required I'll be sure to update y'all.

Kinda sad about my apple tree but who now's maybe it will lead to negotiations and peace talks with the beavers.
>>34201405
>>34201531
>>34201899
>>34202786
I live VERY close to Dawson forest and I've gone hunting and camping there
I'm gonna be honest the place is definitely wierd. I'm close friends with the local sheriff and even he says stay away. Not just because of ur druggies and shady people but because several people have straight up gone missing there or random bodies found there(probably due to it being a good body dumping place).

Then there's the local fokelore about two headed deer and other mutated animals due to the radiation. There are still radiation detectors around there and several areas that are closed off. I've played around in the underground tunnels before and it's really fucking spooky. An entire underground concrete complex completely sealed off and if u approach it rangers or police will immediately escort you away.

It's a nice stalker experience place

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>>34203137
I've got some pictures of the nuclear testing facility (or what's left of it)

These are not mine but show the state of the place rather well and just how spooky it is. There are a couple of buildings still there like the pump station and stuff.

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>>34203177
Inside

To get inside you have to either dig a hole or find one someone else dug

I've been twice in two different areas, one which was mostly flooded and didn't get to go very far and the other u climb down a latter in the pump station.

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>>34200340
if u shoot them make sure to fry up them beaver tails. shits delicious

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>>34203195
I may have derailed my own thread but I just love this shit so much

Any other Georgia fags know of some spooky abandoned places to snoop around?

>>34203195
Yeah, fuck that. Only "stalker challenge" where a gun would be essential kit, at least for me.

Even if you ignore all the spooky shit it looks sketchy as hell.

Reminds me of the time I saw an albino deer. It was just before a full moon, and it walked to the edge of the woods, I was watching it from across the field. When it got farther out the moonlight hit it and it was almost blindingly bright. I had no idea albino deer even existed at the time, although it makes sense that they do, so at the time I was thoroughly freaked the fuck out.

So yeah, no spooky forests for me, shit gets really weird really fast.

>>34201258
>birds chirping at 6:30AM
>implying a functioning adult shouldn't be well awake by this hour
stay NEET

>>34200340
Fuck you, fucking savage. Let the beavers be beavers. That's what they do, they build shit. Just like us they manipulate the environment around them which makes them a remarkable species on par with dolphins and chimpanzees. The answer isn't to genocide them all and destroy the ecosystem around you. Put your gay ass garden somewhere else.

>>34203329
Hey quit being a faggot.

>>34203329
Maybe they should put their gay ass pond somewhere else.

>They're just like you!
>But they deserve special treatment!

No fuck off, genocide time.

>>34203177
I'm really interested about this place. What are the stories and other things about this place.
It has a big underground complex I guess????

>>34203329
How about you go fucking die and get off our board

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>>34203390
Basically the air Force and Lockheed were trying to build a nuclear powered aircraft so the Georgia Nuclear Aircraft Laboratory, also known as AFP No. 67, or Air Force Plant 67 was made to test that possibility.

"The site was used for irradiating military equipment, as well as the forest to determine the effect of nuclear war, and its effects on wildlife. The area was closed in 1971 and acquired by the city of Atlanta for a second airport, but its topography was determined to be ill-suited for an airport. Documents explaining what went on at the site remain highly classified, and the entrance to the underground portion of the facility has been buried. The only objects left above ground were the concrete foundations on which the buildings and reactors were placed."

Basically they had a big reactor in a underground chamber that they could then lift up and suspend on cables above the ground and just fucking blasted the surrounding forest with radiation to see what happened.

Sorry about the shitty map I can't find the full size for some reason

>>34200340
why dont you let them breed and multiply, and use them as a source of income? take one or 2 every once in a while and sell their pelts

>>34203495
pelts are worth so little at this point they arent even worth keeping

>>34203495
It ain't 1717 man

>>34203495
It's 2017 my dude

>>34203461
That's pretty fucking frightening.
Like is there cool or fucked up folklore or more pictures. I kinda wanna make a trip to Georgia now so I can check this place out.

>>34200916
swallowed a spider to catch the fly

>>34201627
not really, a lot of animals have no shelter, or only use holes or nests that already exist
beaver dams are more complex than beehives

>>34200340
from the thumbnail I thought there were two human bodies on that truck

>>34200340

Move your garden

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>>34203137
>operation cleaver beaver

>>34200340

how do i properly bleach a beaver skull? I've bagged 3 so far and i'd like to start collecting their skulls for display

>>34203712
My pop gave me a must rat skull
Most of the same

Those teeth stay yellow, no matter the bleach

>>34201462
This is why Californians need to stay in California

>>34203728

i'm actually planning to have a rope of them. funny thing is, these are urban beavers in a heavily populated area, i had no idea there was such an infestation of city beavers

>>34203804
>these are urban beavers in a heavily populated area, i had no idea there was such an infestation of city beavers
N-negroes?

I wouldn't recommend a string of them
Keep them in the basement if you must take skulls

>>34203822

no, not Negroes. these are local beavers that live under a bridge near a bike trail in a major city in the us of a. they are classified as a pest by the state.

>>34200407
this

>>34203869

denver, actually

YOU MUST A B C and D those FUCKERS how dare they cut down that poor apple tree. WE MUST START A BEAVER HOLOCAUST!!!

>>34203712
boil it and then put it in an ant bed for a few days until they eat all the flesh off and then soak it in hydrogen peroxide

>>34204121

no shortage of ant hills around here

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>>34200340
I hear beaver makes for good eatin'.

>>34203369
Keep destroying nature and simultaneously wondering why the gods have damned your society to rot.

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>>34201643
kek

>>34200340
I'd tell you to leave them alone and admire them, but being that isn't an option, why don't you just annoy them until they move away?

>>34200340
Shoot them, skin them, take your payment in their hides.

>>34200778
My family has a massive garden, and birds destroy so much produce. Especially the tomatoes.

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>>34200340
Take them on hand-to-hand, anon. Beavers are afraid of knives only.

>>34202929
Anon you just saw Florida Man post on /k/.

>>34200340
spray some shit in your yard that they dont like to scare them away, no need to kill beaver bros

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>>34200419
/thread

>>34200340
OP post layout of you house,garden and position of the creek with the damn.
A rough layout and distances in paint.
maybe you will be able to re route some of the water with small canal,use a triangular hoe or something to dig it out.

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>>34200340
>not using superior .22 wad cutter (and modified version) to take out shit tier beavers

Dude what is your problem? Oversized rodent removal ammunition is even approved in california, why the fuck haven't you got you some yet?

>>34203523
>>34203535
>>34203547
>it's 2017
times/Ops situation may change. Treat beavers as potential ressouces. Cheap to keep in check with little more than barbed wire.

Also nice, cracking a cold one open with the boys, fishing in a close by pond while watching beaver family minding their business.

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>>34202880
Holy kek.

>>34200340
1. dont tell anyone local about your "war". Ecofaggots and government types have a hard-on for river rats and will try and stop you at any cost.

2. you should do all of the above simultaneously with a copius amount of explosives.

>>34200741
>let the beavers build their dam
>let the refugees in
>they aren't hurting anyone
>they're good for the environment
>they're good for the economy
>comrade

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>>34203128

>>34205740
Where the fuck do you live?

A friend's pa more or less is THE beaver exterminator of four or five counties down here

Everyone knows him, everyone calls him to deal with beaver

>>34200916
Now you have both a beaver AND poisonous snake problem.

That's like trying to put out a small grease fire with a gallon of petrol.

>>34201646
fill the bottom of a 55 gallon drum with lead wheel weights (free from local tire shop) and the fill the rest with tannerite

should be about 100 lbs of it.

shoot it, shoot remaining beavers, ahoot in air yelling allahu akbar

film it, turn it into a webm, post beaver holocaust on /k/ for lols

>>34203137
Trap them and drive them out into the prairie or up on a mountain and release them there

Someplace where there isn't a readily available river

They'll figure it out (morph into groundhogs?)

>>34203461
>jesus christ

>>34201462
all californians deserve to burn. fucking trash """people."""

>>34201660
There's that one factoid about how beavers are second to only humans in affecting their environment. I've always interpreted this as a threat to our sovereignty as top of the food chain.
Kill them all op.

>>34205836
Im not him, but I know the struggle

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>>34205976
I for one welcome a second species challenging our place at the top

I've been waiting for the rise of the apes for a while now

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>>34205976
>>34206208
If you really think about it

Beavers are really remarkable. They have different designs of dams depending on the strength of the river. For a stronger river they use curved dams just like we do and for weaker ones they just go straight across. The created ponds provide homes for many other animals and becomes the equivalent of cities for the beavers with many families building thier own lodges within the calm waters created by the dams.

Hell the largest beaver dam was just recently discovered by using Google Earth. It's 3000ft long and can be seen from space.
That's like the beaver equivalent of the great Wall of China.

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>>34200340
Do this but with beavers

>>34200340
you should shave those beavers

>>34200741
Are you that faggot who bitched and complained about an anon wanting to trap foxes last night?

>>34201258
>> Put my boot on its chest and apply pressure.
>> It's fucking shrieks from the air being evacuated out of my lungs.
>> Play with the dead bird for a bit longer, laughing at the noises it makes as I compress its air box.
Edgy AF

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>>34201258

> Put my boot on its chest and apply pressure.
> It's fucking shrieks from the air being evacuated out of my lungs.
> Play with the dead bird for a bit longer, laughing at the noises it makes as I compress its air box.

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Op here
I went out and got some twigs of aspen trees because I've read that those are beavers favorite food.
I'm hoping to give them a peace offering and then maybe draft up a non aggression pact with the local beaver population. I've protected my fruit trees with chicken wire. Because getting a specialist to relocate the beavers is actually quite expensive I'm thinking I might just redesign my irrigation system to work with the beavers but I'm not sure exactly how yet.But idk I feel like in doing this the beavers have won. I'll let them build thier dam.

Sorry if I let u down /k/ I just don't think I have it in me to genocide those beavers. I saw a dead one on the side of the road today and it made me a bit sad.

I'm thinking of maybe stocking the newly created pond with some fish so I get something out of it.

>>34203137
Well i guess this must be where the skinwalkers spawn in at
Anyone up spawn-killing skinwalkers?

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My grandfather in georgia genocides all the chipmunks in his yard because he says they fuck shit up, they're cute as hell though.

>>34205740
Fun fact, in some states (GA in my case) the eradication of local beavers is as encouraged as depredation of hogs and coyotes. Well maybe not *as* encouraged as the latter 2, but they have the same seasons and limits (I.e. year round, no limit).

>>34206569
Why not trap them, let them breed and then domesticate the babies. It could be like a pet hamster.

>>34206603
IDK. He poisons them, sets rat traps in trees, shoots them. He hates the things with a passion.

>>34206569
Shooting ground squirrels is a popular hobby around here.

I felt bad at first but then I watched through my scope as a squirrel started eating the guts of another I had just shot.

Now I have no remorse and remove bushy rat with no qualms.

>>34200408
>>34200408
Wow, fantastic poster. I hadn't really known about why those tunnels were so feared, now I do. Stuff of nightmares.

For chemical warfare, do the good old fashioned chlorine gas, for Beaver Holocaust, you could make napalm rounds for a shotgun, 93 octane, rubbing alcohol, and Styrofoam.

>>34200939
Rednecks have snake tunnels. What predator likes tunnels? . Tunnel snakes. Tunnel snakes like tunnels. Get yourself some armed Tunnel snakes and stuff them into the damn, There Problem solved.

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>>34207088
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

>>34206298

They are remarkable yes. Beavers are known as a Keystone species. Meaning they are among the few animals that actively change their environment.

One downside of this is that it is inherently unsustainable. While beavers will use whatever wood is available for construction they exclusively eat Poplar.

It doesn't take long for a family of Beaver to remove all poplar in their habitat. Requiring them to move on before long. And it will take the area generations to regrow the poplar to the point where they can settle again.

Good or bad depending on how you view the lasting changes they make to the area. But it's undeniable that they improve the biodiversity of their habitat for pretty much all species in it.

One option OP has is to identify and protect the poplar. Ring the bottoms with chicken wire to prevent them being felled. This would starve out the beavers and encourage them to move to a new area.

>>34205889

What a fucking brilliant idea

>Let's contaminate a large area with lead.

>>34200340
Poor yukkikaze.

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>>34207128
>believing in global warming

>>34207128
Fucking pansy

>>34207213
>>34208078
Considering the dam is close to my garden I would really prefer not to cover my food in lead shrapnel

>>34201256
Tell that to the birds in my pear trees you idiot

>>34200385
>Follow the goose ied guys example.
Tell me somebody has this story saved anon. Please. I need this.

>>34203886
In Denver? Really? Whereabouts?

>>34200419
that may actually do something
at the very least it'll distract them for as long as it takes them to disassemble your dam

>>34200340
If you can't fucking figure out how to stop a beaver damaging your property without killing them then you're a fucking retard, you've ascended to the level of idiocy of a cartoon characters and I hope the beavers drown your fucking family and give you a vasectomy with their teeth.

>>34206471
Good choice OP. now post dam

>>34200916
I have the solution OP
first you need to find a nail salon

all the people suggesting tannerite remind me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgOrDFJhtU8

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>>34201462

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>>34201268
GRAB DA PELTS

>>34203461
>nuclear powered aircraft
Nigga you'd better have a dosage counter on you when you go in there.

>>34206471
What state are you in OP? Looks beautiful.

>>34210283
Would that work?
>>34210468
Dosage counter? That man would need a goddamn lead lined suit

>>34200408
How the hell they gonna move that tank

just do what that one anon did and buy a bunch of tannerite and make a crater

>>34210619

through the wall. how do ya think they got it in?

>>34200340

5 gallon bucket full of tannerite. Put it on top of their dam. Shoot it.

>>34200340

I dunno m8 you sure it wouldn't be easier to just relocate your garden? On account of it being inundated with water already anyway?

>>34206569
Sonny? Is that you? Got five more in the chipper dipper last night.

>>34200340
taking animals out of season is the very definition of poaching and poachers are a lower form of life, like thieves.

>>34200407
Ave, true to Caesar.

catch one alive
rape it infront of the other beavers
they will make themselves scarce

>>34201618
*tips beaver-pelt cap*

>>34201697
frick

>>34203215
yeah i know one
ur moms vag lel
nobody gets chased away trying to get in tho

>>34214460
Profligate

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>>34201643

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>>34201782
Haha DAE guys? XD

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>>34200441
>>34200480
>>they're sending you a message
>im about to send them a fucking message