This changes EVERYTHING http://dailyhive.com/vancouver/crim

>>34197568
Killing is still outlawed. The duels are pointless.

stop exercising Jesus fuck Luke you're making me want to get stronk

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>>34197568
>tfw Canadian
>tfw you can now debate anti-gun jackass with "do you bite your thumb at me sir?"

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>>34197568
I knew being a HEMA practitioner would pay off one day!

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>self defense isn't a valid reason to carry a weapon in canada
>but now dueling is legal
>"I carry this sword in case I'm challenged to a duel, officer"

>>34197950
>Canadian HEMA practitioner
Skal browses /k/? Not surprised desu

>>34197568
libel is legal now though

>>34197979
Blasphemous libel you idiot, its not the same thing.

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I knew saving this comic was going to come in handy someday.

it's not law YET, so keep your rooty-tooties stashed

>Some of the other repealed Criminal Code offences include:
>Advertising a reward for the return of stolen property “no questions asked” (section 143);
>Possessing, printing, distributing or publishing crime comics (paragraph 163(1)(b));
>Publishing blasphemous libel (section 296);
>Fraudulently pretending to practise witchcraft (section 365); and,
>Issuing trading stamps (section 427).


What in the fuck is a crime comic?

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>>34197568
http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/C-46/section-71.html

>>34197963
You have to carry two to cover your ass. Or two daggers

>>34200624
A comic book about crime. Also how does one fraudulently pretend to do something?

>>34198697
>>34198706
A fellow reader of Wasted Talent?.... on /k/?..well former reader.

>>34200874
>OOooooo I curse with my witch's curse. Tomorrow you will die!
>Still alive tomorrow
>FRAUD PRETENDER A REAL WITCH WOULD HAVE REALLY KILLED ME

>>34200910
No, that would just be pretend witchcraft, fraudulent pretend witchcraft would be pretending to do witchcraft while actually doing witchcraft. Or perhaps pretending to do pretend witchcraft.

>>34200935
I think "pretending" implies that the pretender knows they're pretending.

This is actually confusing the heck out of me. I'm going just to assume that the lawmaker likes tautologies

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>>34200888
I haven't read her comics in a while, to be fair.

>>34198697
/fit/ here
Freeweights are life

Comic bitch is alright by our autistic crab-in-bucket standards

>>34201610
Oh shit, then you missed the news.

Jam ended wasted Talent in december.

>>34200624
>advertising reward for return of stolen property "no questions asked"
>is a repealed offence

You could get charged with trying to get your shit back? What the FUCK, Canada.

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Hey you chuckle fucks wanna hear something more outrageous from Canada?

Go online and type in Canada 89 bill.

No I'm not even joking it's actually real wors for word.

>>34203966
fuck, if they come for my family i start swining

>>34203997
Worst part is that the new bill is unlikely to be removed due to the new loopholes it has around it and also once your kid is taken away the kid will be given to a gay couple.

Not making this shit up go look it up.

>>34203966
>>34203997
That bill has zero teeth
It's a virtue signalling bill. That's all

All the right wing nazi bullshit of "They're TAKING away CHRISTIAN children" is bullshit

>>34200834
BYOS?

>>34203966
Looking at it now, and the only reference I see to "Christian" children is a line where it says that it's no longer illegal to play Catholic kids with Protestant parents and vice-versa.

If I had to take a shot every time "First Nations, Inuit or Métis" was written, I'd be in the hospital.

>>34201696
Oh shit, really? Is she alright?

>>34197568
Who is that in the picture

>>34198706
a guy comic? just the art stytle.

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>>34204936
Nope. Female Engineer in British Columbia.

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Some of her comics really hit close to home...

>>34204957
man I know shit about EE and that was funny to me. That's pretty good writing.

>>34197977
I really hope not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYjvX23RS8

>>34204677
just a friend of mine

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>>34203966
Canadian bulkanization fucking when? Remove Ontario from the premises.

>>34204083
>Right wing Nazi bullshit

Slowdown there, slowpoke. The bill gives them the power to strip children from families that prevent children from expressing their "gender identity" or some shit.

What it does, is give the government the authority to remove children from any normal fucking household that doesn't want to entertain their child's stupidity or mental illness.

>>34204957
>tfw I've been there
>except the other guy was also an EE, so we were both laughing

>>34198697
>Autistic Tumblr/DeviantArt art style
Get fucked retard

>>34208152
Her comic predates Tumblr.

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I demand two Canadians locate each other and duel.

>>34208152
>everything I don't like is tumblr

That really doesn't seem that bad. I've had people that can come close but they won't go toward a, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU. They're totally fine with going toward "I'll fucking maim you cunt". If they really want to do it, a duel done proper should resolve it. Hopefully they have enough culture it's not abused, but even then it might sort things out when you consider how terrible the conditions are south of their border in Mexico with mass graves, individuals don't resolve differences there.

>>34208234
im lower Ontario, ready and willing; i have a car and many swords, willing to duel to first blood

>>34204957
isnt that from the IT crowd

>>34197979
>>34198618

>hitler did nothing wrong

>>34200963
honestly that shit would of fucked me over when i was a teenager

>>34197872
Lmfao
Dude is small

>>34204083
>That bill has zero teeth
>It's a virtue signalling bill. That's all


>it's fine to let them write legislature that can put me in jail forever as long as they don't intend to use it right this very second


Get fucked, slave. Small government is best government. Literally JUST big enough to enforce private contracts is all the government you need.

TO JUSTIN TREDEAU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

>>34213169
>challenging a half-Spic to a duel
Umm, racist much?