About a week ago I tried to pick a fight with a flight of stairs and woke up in an ICU.
Fast forward to today and I am hobbling to the pharmacy to get unfuckmyself pills, my right arm in a sling and just want to go to sleep.
A sudden chad shows up next to my frail frame asking how long I served, he jabs a roidi nfused sausage in my chest I realize I am wearing a Navy phys ed shirt.
I try to ignore the torrent of protein powder and screaming until I got my shit and fled.
I didn't think it was a real thing....
>>34183066
Well, you do kinda sound pathetic, anon