QUICK ANON A DEER HAS JUST BROKEN INTO YOUR HOUSE WHAT DO YOU

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>>34167763
I use my hands.

a gun. delete this shitpost

>>34167763
My lubed ass hole

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>>34167763
ugh

A 22 so it takes a long fucking time to die, I fucking hate deer, they're oversized shit rats.

>>34167763
All kind of weapons are illegal in my country. I guess I call the specialized police forces who won't shoot innocent people for no reason and professionally take care of the situation.
It must suck living in the US.

>>34167777

can't argue with those quints.

>>34167861
The deer eats you alive.

>>34167763
detonate my defensive suicide vest, it's not a goat so I can't fuck it.

>>34167795
Sauce

>>34167875
Lol, I prefer having a state I can trust over 300 million rednecks with guns shooting each other every day because of muh right to bear arms.

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>>34167763

>tfw you live in saanich and these deer sleep in your back yard
>tfw the guy and his dog got attacked like 5 minutes away

It was really only a matter of time until something like this happened.

>>34167904

https://e621.net/post/show/763225

>>34167895
Fuck why did god have to make deer so hot :(

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>>34167871
>Quints
Anon, I...

>>34167927
if I kill any of them my neighbors are going to lose their mind

Will I even get fined other than that?Thinking about it because Im not getting my dog killed because of fucking deer

>>34167895
sauce for those interested

https://e621.net/post/show/529981

>>34167763
if a deer got into my home i would be left speechless. i live on the 5th story in a hive with a door reinforced with steel. i would guess it's some stray deity taken deer shape or something.

>>34167973

If you got caught shooting them you'd probably get charged with reckless use of a firearm at the very least. Trapping would just get you dicked by the bleeding hearts unless you used some kind of live trap. I don't really know how else you'd get them since they're way too car-savvy to just run down.

I don't think killing them is really an answer anyways considering it's probably a population of 30-40+.

If you were to do it, best bet would probably be subsonic .22lr in the middle of the night out of a pickup truck. If you could get away with that, figuring out how to dispose of the bodies would be the bigger challenge. I'd probably dump them somewhere quiet off the Malahat.

It's simple.

You fuck them to death.

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>>34167937
>>34167795

im glad it turned out to be a girl
the pic makes it look like a femboy
be a cold day in hell before my furry porn goes gay.

>>34168381
Get ready for the ice age then faggot, its only matter of time.

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>>34168381

>be a cold day in hell before my furry porn goes gay

Good man.

>>34167905
>implying i dont trust my neighbors who shoot in their yards weekly without issue.

it's not bad anon, its comfy out here. Why even be on /k/ if you are so gleeful that you dont have anything?

>>34167763
With either my Winchester 92 or marlin 336 both in .30-30, the apex predator of the durr world

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>>34168466
source on that?

>>34168466
>>34168381
>>34167937
only on /k/ fucking furry porn is ok as long as its not gay

yall some weird fucks

>>34168619
how did it take almost 30 comment to get a lever gun in?

>>34167861
>>34167905
Cuck. How does Achmed's cock taste?

>>34168800
Probably like goat shit.

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A slightly larger deer.

>>34168741
Because everyone was trying to fuck it first

>>34167763
Jokes on you.
im a eurocuck.
its illegal for me to defend myself for any reason

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>>34168734

https://e621.net/post/show/657158

Gay is never okay, Anon.

>>34167951
I love this board

>>34167861
No not really. Meanwhile it must suck living in your owellian nanny state shithole.

>>34168955
>posting cub porn

Literally the most cancerous part of the furry fandom.

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>>34169011
have this cub gangbang

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>>34168955

>>34167973
>>34168128
I hassle them with little wads of plasticine fired out of an old pellet gun whenever they come into my yard, seems to discourage them somewhat
They've learned I'm not awake to do it at night, but usually my dogs aren't out at night anyway so that's okay. They still eat the tops of my carrots though.

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>>34169011

>morality
>furry porn

Dude.

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>>34167895

>>34167999
checked

>>34167895
This. Dick is a great weapon against deer.

>>34168268

Every time.

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So uh, if I post some Signirsol Doe will I get the ban even if she's fully clothed?

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I like how these threads deer threads are just an excuse to shitpost and post lewd deer images on /k

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>>34169673
Wacha mean?

>>34167871
Learn to count, retard

>>34169673
I do have to ask for source on that picture.

>>34167777
FPBP

>>34168873
>not fatness evercream.jpg
filename game weak senpai

>>34168873
What in God's name is happening here and why does it exist?

>>34169849

You don't want it.

>>34170176
>>>/d/ my friend

Give it roll, you might not come back.

Seconded

>>34168268

Is it weird that at some point I got turned on?
I forgot about that when he said that the doe had 2 holes

>>34169849
https://e621.net/post/show/1234943/anus-cervine-clothed_feral-clothing-deer-digital_m

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>>34169673

like you dont know /k/ is also /fur/

>>34167777
Can't argue with the Quads

Guess I'll stop hunting now

I shoot it then clean up the mess then hang it outdoors then gut it then the good parts go in my freezer and my chickens feast on the leftovers. House has tile floors so relatively easy cleanup.

Venison is tasty cooked properly.

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>>34167763
APPLE SLICES TO ITS LITTLE NIBBLE-LIPS!
HAND SCRATCHES TO ITS EARS AND NECK!
>whew that was a close one

>>34168268
...Goddammit 4chan

...Now I want to try this...

>>34167763
My very presence, scaring the deer out the orifice it came through.

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>>34171002

You know when you're really pent up and horny lots of really gross and stupid things sound really great? That is certainly one of those things. Don't do it.

Unless you take photos and share them with us.

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>>34168268

>>34172058

/b/ is gross.

/k/'s love for deer is pure.

>>34172093
Anyone got that deer-wife some drawanon made? So cute

I've yet to see what 405 gr cast round at 1400 fps does to a deer. Challenge accepted.

>>34167777
Cute dog

>>34172058
what is this? A shitpost for ants?

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>>34172058

>>34168048
Skinwalker

>>34172485
>>34172675
better be baiting, nobody is this stupid

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Condoms

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Y'all are nasty

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>>34173188

Kinda related.

>>34173204
Is there a fly fishing board?

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>>34167777
Checked

>>34168268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJN57zUY6ak

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>>34173241

Unfortunately no.

>>34173268
Someone needs to write a letter to 4chan, I've been thinking about getting into fly tying.

>>34173257
Hey I remember those guys.

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>>34173243
Gonna be that degenerate faggot and ask for sauce.

>>34167905
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbar6QSA6us

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>>34167763

>>34173309
Go to e621.net
Search for what you see
canine
male/male
eyes_closed
smile
african_wild_dog

https://e621.net/post/show/920796/2015-african_wild_dog-all_fours-anal-anal_penetrat

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someone screen-cap this and include me in it

>>34173458
Why? this isn't even a decent deer thread.

>>34173257
its so cringy yet so entertaining

>>34173475
Yeah, we need to star posting actual deer sluts

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>>34173243
get this gay shit out of here, im fucking done.

im going to go blow 260 bucks on some armasight night vision.

>>34167825
>being unaware of /k/'s history with deer
Fucking summerfag.

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>>34167763
Mozambique his ass

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>>34173577
Like this?

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durrrr

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>>34168381

>he doesn't have the "girly" tag on e621 bookmarked

Stop being a mamby pamby and just jerk it to Bambis.

>>34168955
>>34168734
>>34168381
Can someone explain to me why for years I've been able to get off to gay furry porn but am absolutely disgusted by real life gay shit? And also I am not a fucking faggot attracted to animals either someone help holy fuck I've looked at this stuff for years and I'm terrified of it one day breaking through into a relationship

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>>34174084

Closeted?

Nah, I know what you mean.

>>34174132
nah dude, I got in to it when I was a young teen and thought maybe I was closeted or some stupid shit, but I'm approaching 21 now and know for a fact that I'm not into guys. I'm not into any other gay shit besides furry and up until now I haven't really thought about it.

I think this makes me a disappointment.
I should go to church.

>>34173596
How the hell are you can blow that many bucks?

You're insatiable.

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>>34174159

>>34174150

I think its the idea of dominating someone. Making someone your bitch.

>>34174084
>>34174150
maybe because 2d is idealized and stuff?

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>>34167763
>>34167777
Like the guy in pic related?

>>34174183
I like that but also the opposite of it. I'm autistic and self-insert, and although self-inserting in porn isn't autistic, it is when it's furry porn.

>>34174194
I think that might be it, I just hope one day I can find a girl that's equally weird so I don't scare her away, I've never gotten in a good enough relationship where it was brought up and honestly don't know how.

It's like guns but much more secrative

>>34174237
Ethereal are chat rooms and shit for that, broham. You act like 25% of active gamers, trolls, and 4chan kiddies aren't furries.

>>34174262
I've never considered myself a furfag though, I've never been involved in that god forsaken community, just jerked it to the porn.

But I'll keep your suggestion in mind, for there are no ends to depravity

>>34174237
I don't think most girls would care much, I'm a girl and I wouldn't, although that's partly because I like way more degenerate stuff

>>34174283

>just jerked it to the porn

You just described 90% of the furry "community". Most have no desire to associate with the lifestylers and just want to get their jollies and go back to real life.

The fandom does nothing for me but damn if I don't like jerking off to some furries, avians and scalies.

>>34174286
thank you for giving me the hope to one day find a fellow closeted degenerate, how should I pry at a girl to reveal her inner autism to me? Will only me trusting them and revealing my power level work?

>>34174299
I absolutely fucking hate furries and I'm hypocritically intolerant of them, what does that make me then? Also I agree with you my man.

>>34174084
Because asses in 2d are just second vaginas. 99% of the time there's no shit involved and it's just another hole to make the partner feel good with, even if they're a dude. 2d male assholes are literally boypussies that make them cum all over the floor sometimes.

>>34174316
I honestly have no idea, I'm literally autistic and don't understand people, men or women, but I'd think revealing weird stuff you're into would probably make her more willing to devulge the weird shit she likes

I put on my chainmail and grab my warhammer, I then attempt to herd it outside. failing that, I call the non emergency police line and see if they're going to fuck me in the ass if I shoot it in an apartment complex and tell them to deal with it for me if so

>>34174324
Now that I'm actually thinking about it it does start to make more sense. Wouldn't want to deal with the actual nastiness, good thing I'm not gay right?!

>>34174331
So you're saying that it's like any other healthy relationship, and trust will get us further down the road? Fuck, I think I need to become more honest.

>>34174365
You're fantasy-gay but not really gay. That's how I describe it anyway.

>>34174374
I think the internet was a mistake, how I wish I could go back

>>34174386
You're a fucking lair and you know it.

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>it's another "anons post furry porn on /k/" episode
Why am I not surprised?

>>34174503
I am just afraid of the truth

>>34174555
nothin' wrong with that

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>>34167777

This

>>34174150
>I got in to it when I was a young teen and thought maybe I was closeted or some stupid shit, but I'm approaching 21 now
Me except 23 shortly
I love gay furry but the thought of real guys disgusts me. For me it is exactly what anon >>34174183 said
Envisioning oneself as an anthro canine taking another is hot
>>34174316
>I absolutely fucking hate furries
This as well, just in it for the porn

>>34168268
>Like a pedophile in a game of tag

>>34174670
I completely understand you my man,

fugg, all I want to do is find a cute girl to double dildo with, I am but a simple man and do not have many requirements in life.
This reminds me why I lift.

>>34168381
>Canadian
>Degenerate that wants to fuck animals

Like poetry

>>34167763
>saanich

VI fag detected

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holy shit this thread is fucking gay

>>34174758
It is a deer thread anon, what did you expect?

>>34173241
I think there's a general on /out/

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>>34167763

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PthKuuXh6qY

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>>34167777
that dog looks really uncomfortable with you touching it, maybe you should stop

>>34174132
why greninja get so hurt so often

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>>34173699
No. Like this

>>34174733
Probably an American with a Canadian patch. The .25 is contraband in Canada because... It is.

>>34175767
>The .25 is contraband in Canada because... It is.
iirc its only .25 pistols and even if not, it's only restricted. RPALs are nontrivial but not impossible to get

restricted =/= prohibited

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYhgHjUZu6M

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>>34176757
>this video is not available

>>34176792
It aint that good

>>34174331
>I honestly have no idea, I'm literally autistic
Not him but this made me laugh, and then it made me feel bad because 99% of the shit in life could be avoided if people were as honest as you.

(what kind of degenerate stuff are you into, femanon)

>>34174084

That was me for a while, into gfur but nothing else gay. Then ponies turned me (mostly) straight.

>>34178471
>ponies are so feminine and girly they turned this gay man almost straight
Their influence is truly a sight to behold.

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>>34167763
This whole thread.

>>34167973
If an animal is attacking your dog, you are most usually allowed to protect it using a firearm. That said, check your state and local laws about protecting your pets and/or livestock from animals. These laws usually trump the no shooting near roads and houses laws.

>>34170143
Fatness Neverlean.

>>34174084
Just like most things, it's romanticized as fuck. Part of you wants the good story experience but hears shit or sees what may actually be happening.

Being a cop? Yeah, no, plenty of paperwork and no highspeed shootouts every other day.

The next hyped game? Probably going to be shit that you like for a week and then you just don't feel like playing it, or you just get hyped up for something then give up.

Sex? Messy as fuck and clumsy, more effort then reward at times.

Although... bad experiences and stories usually only happen because people rush things and don't prepare. If people clean and prep their bodies, and lube up, anal sex and prostate climaxes are so good that they can make you pass out from pleasure. And even then, who says it has to be anal? Just ease into kinky shit and stick to plugs/vibrators and do the rest oral.

Take it as you may, not trying to say "go gay! Get fucked or fuck a guy!", just listing personal experience and learned lessons.

>>34179528
I thought faggots hated guns. The media has lied to me again

>>34179597
All men love guns, even liberal men.
All men love butt stuff with other men, even straight men.

They just haven't tried it it.

>>34179610
Take your word for it on the second part Francis

>>34174084
Gay porn is gross but there are some really cute guys out there in real life. I have to fight the urge to get a huge crush on this coworker every day at work.

The worst is when he makes homoerotic jokes while looking all adorable and shit and I have to laugh it off while coming off neither as appreciative nor disdainful.

>>34179597
I'm a faggot and I fucking love guns of all kinds. Looking for a reasonably prized antique flintlock at the moment.

>>34179674
Yes, but are you a liberal faggot?

cheesecake

>>34167763
I will eat it.

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>>34179610

>All men love butt stuff with other men, even straight men

I'm going to have to disagree. I don't doubt prostate stimulation is pleasurable but having another dude stick his dick in my ass does not sound even remotely appealing.

>>34179679
I'm for direct democracy and a mix of classic liberalism and social democracy (I'm believe in the right to bear arms but also in socialized healthcare fore example). My views on immigration and borders put me in the "literally hitler" bracket as far as most 'progressive' liberals are concerned though.

>>34179809
Fair enough anon. I'd go shooting with ya

>>34174084
gay porn is gross, real gay sex is nothing like gay porn.

>>34179865
D..do elaborate anon

No homo

>>34179656
he wants your dick

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>>34179848
If I ever get the chance to visit america I'll put a lot of effort into getting to fire some of the fun stuff you guys get to have.

>>34179878
Gay porn is 99% anal, when real gay sex isnt nearly as anal centric, frottage, MM, oral, etc are all much more common than anal.

>>34179901
>>34179878
plus kissing, cuddling, etc that you dont get in porn.

>>34179901
I always heard frottage was like scissoring. Looks good on film but doesn't do a whole lot in practice

>>34167763
The only thing that stops a bad doe with a fawn is a good doe with a fawn.

>>34179920
feels really good, doesnt really get you off, yeah.

>>34179878
Real life gay sex is not all furious buttfucking under incandescent light in absurd positions. A mutual handjob while cuddling and making out is more common, at least for me. Or trading blowies.

>>34179879
Won't let myself believe that until I know for sure he even likes guys. Can't go around falling for every pretty face I see.

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>>34168268

>>34168381
On one hand I know you can just buy a CWO patch; but on the other now I'm going to wonder if any CWOs I run into from now on are you.

Goddamn it.

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>This fucking thread

At least you have good taste in artstyle

>>34180270
kenket style is the real master race

>>34178774
>Marty posting

this is some vintage shit.

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holy shit you are all faggots, and not like in the internet way, you are all straight up queer-o-sexual faggots. jesus chirst the furry shit i could handle but all this going on about the sexy ness of gay fucking and anal? im done

im fuckin done, send me back to iraq.

>>34172015
I am distinctly reminded of that dude who fucked a fox on here a couple of years back.

>>34180454
>Implying guys in the field aren't fucking each other, too

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>>34180454

>>34180454
>Send me back to iraq
>Green weenie
Either way is gay anon, one is just servicing uncle sam instead of some dude at a bar.

>>34179732
It's more of a build up to that, kind of the slope effect.

Curiosity leads to a finger, leads to prostate stimulation, leads to two fingers, leads to an object, leads to a toy/plug...

It eventually becomes to a point where you want someone to fuck you or you buy a fucking machine, unless you get a toy that sticks to the wall and bounce on that.

Again, it's romanticized here. But when done proper, it's 10/10.

That, and we are just taking raw sex into consideration, not love and romance.

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>>34173699

>anthro

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>>34167861
>posting on a weapons board
>can't even own any weapons

>>34167763
Hmm.. DeWalt drill with a 11/32 bit to my left; or a 40oz claw hammer to my right.

Decisions, decisions...

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You furfags disgust me

>>34181320
this

Feral or gtfo

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>>34181657
That's a strange way to type "secretly arouse" but I'll allow it.

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>>34167763

A GODDAMN
AIR HORN

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I defend using the power of love then i cuddle the deer


then we fuck

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>>34181980
Im glad I missed most of this thread and just posted my response from the top.

After you wrote that I just scrolled up and saw the trainwreck
> that is this post

>>34181980
You better put a ring on it, young man

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>>34181980
>>34181995
He's right anon you don't want to lose her

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>>34181988
>>34181995
> just imagine cumming inside then eating it afterwards. This species is vulnerable tho but i'd try to hit it someday
they are the only Filipino women who isn't gold diggers

MODS please stop this, this has gone on long enough

>>34182269
>watch it with that edge m8

>>34182269
>begin discussion of commitment and holy matrimony with a deer rather than treating it as a fuck toy
>too far
immoral/10

>>34182269
gay

you all are the equivalent if goat fuckers in sand land you know that right?

your all sand niggers with out the sand

>>34182086
what have i done in my life to end up to this

>>34182437
>taking anything in this thread seriously
Also I can't seem to remember the the last time any of us carried out a terrorist attack

>>34173693
Can someone tell me what this gun is pls

>>34182551
looking at it liberally, it's those assault rifles

>>34182551
its a femas

>>34180454
Thank you 4 ur cervix

>>34182708
It's a FEMA camp

>>34182551
Looks like a Ruger from the action, they are also found of that laminate wood stock. Given the magazine and barrel profile I would say this with the rail removed.

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/products/gunsiteScoutRifle/models.html

>>34182648
>>34182708
>>34182720
f u g : D

>>34182724
I initially thought it was the gunsite scout as well, the lack of a rail through me off

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>>34182737
Looking at it again I am certain it is. Follow the barrel and you will see the profile change right beneath the scope and once again a few inches from the end of the stock.

i use my kinder egg

>>34174747
this is getting out of hand, now there are 3 of us

>>34182489
>>taking anything in this thread seriously
I'm very serious about wanting to fuck deer.

>>34183032
do you have some deer porn or know a website to beat it off

not the furry ones

>>34183065
Same places as the furry ones. Just add the tag "feral" to your search.

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>>34183032
Thats thing anon, some of us are joking while others are dead serious. We don't know whose who and that's the fun part

>>34183088
I think he meant REAL deer anon

>>34183109
Oh. Oh deer.

>>34183088
real deer porn m8
some vids are sloppy, you might know some that has some cinematic shit like the ones in porn

>>34183065
8ch zoo board has a deer thread. there may or may not be a webm of a guy finger banging one..

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>>34183144
>>34183205

Too far.

In all seriousness, animals are gross.

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>>34183295
>In all seriousness
Yeah sure buddy, you bet. Uh huh.

>>34173665
>"history"
>faggot deerfucker isn't even a year old
god k went to shit

>>34167905
>a state you can trust
You see, that's where your biggest flaw is. All governments are actively trying to gain more power, even if it fucks you over in the process

>>34183295
so does your mom

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>>34167825

>>34183392

I posted one of the original deer threads in 2014.

>>34183497
>2014
>original thread
You are pathetic you fucking newfag

>>34167871
Heres your (you).

Well played

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>>34167777
Witnessed

>>34181347
>Not knowing 90% of /k/ is noguns

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It did the job last year.

>>34183512

>your pathetic urge to feel superior forces you to call others new because you have no other insult or rebuttal to put forth and frankly

you're a fag

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>>34173596
holy shit, someone actually saved that reaction image? I made that for single use.

>>34180587
lol fag