Going off to college soon, only an hour away but need any kind

>>34166795
Raid + Lighter

So flamethrower? Apparently I'm solid snake now.

>>34166795
The reality is unless you're going to University of Detroit or something you won't need anything. Check pocket knife restrictions. For your home get a baseball bat.

Then get off campus housing.

You should get a gun or something. Whatever.

Thankfully not Detroit. Don't even live near it. But I'm anxious about shit and I know this place has a BLM area and I'm white

OP it sounds like what you are going to need is an M240G. Im not sure where you can actually find one or how much its going to cost, but this is the only real answer because youll need something to keep the liberals at bay.

>WD-40 as a lubricant
Only faggots raised by women and shitty TV in pussy urban area are this ignorant.

>>34166917
>Only faggots raised by women and shitty TV in pussy urban area are this ignorant.
WD-40 has a wide variety of uses anon, and using it as a lubricant is simply one of them- no need to get so butthurt over an ifunny.co pic

>>34166795
OP what you need is a super soaker and bear mace combo. Just don't get it mixes up with the super soaker you're gonna fill with cheap liquor your roommate buys with his fake ID

Op needs a concealed carry dragon dildo

>>34166795
You need a zebra 402/701 stainless steel pen

Yes im srs

>>34166983
It's not lube.

>>34166855
>THIS
SO MUCH THIS. Though I'd like to recommend a MK48 LMG if possible. Enough stopping power, and light enough that it should be no problem to be a dispensary of death 24/7

>>34167500
OwO

>>34166795
Molotov's cocktails work well.