>tfw no warrior priest MOS Why can't I join the military,

>>34154735
US Navy Chaplain Assistant, they watch the Padres back where ever they go

>>34154735
Nobody said that you can't just go infantry and be super religious or whatever. Pour some pigs blood on one of your kills for me. I really wanted to enlist, but have pretty bad vertigo so I would probably die or get someone killed.

>>34154735
Military orders were akin to monks, not priests, and they were still closer to knights than monks.

>>34154746
I know, but why can't it be an 11x 03xx MOS? Why can't I be a combat infantryman and a spiritual leader at the same time?

>>34154769
Geneva Conventions, yes I know our usual enemies don't abide by them but this is the Military Anon and there are rules they have to follow. Chaps can't pack any heat because the Big Navy won't issue him a rifle in accordance to the non combatant rule in the Geneva Conventions

>>34154793
What about a melee weapon and/or handgun?

>>34154904
Any weapon=weapon

What the fuck is a melee weapon gonna do in modern combat anyway

>>34154916
On a CQC environment like inside a ship, it got its advantage.

>>34154769
As a former 0311 because we all think the chaplain is a bitch. Most grunts are athiests, or what I call non practicing Christians. As in they say they believe in God, but are morally as bad as anyone else.

I knew 1 guy who was devout. He used to sit on his bunk in Iraq, our first deployment, and read his Bible. By Afghanistan, our second deployment, he was getting drunk and fucking strippers like everyone else.

Want to be a paladin, play D&D.

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>>34154920
>On a CQC environment like inside a ship, it got its advantage.
>mfw

>>34154916
Look fucking awesome. You sure gonna get killed in 30 secs, but people will talk about you long after you die.

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>>34154920

>>34154944
Pardon?

>>34154944
>>34154925
OP here. This asshat is not me

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You can go to middle east and join a christian militia in Iraq or Syria. But we both know you won't, because you'd rather stay in your comfort zone and keep fantasizing about killing muslims. And you're probably too much of a pussy to do it anyway.

>>34154996
How am I an asshat for suggesting the sword has advantage in CQC environment?

>>34155060
Because thats retarded?

>>34155001
No, actually you cant. I've looked into it. The only way to do it is very very illegal and will likely have you denounced from the US never able to re-enter

>>34155068
What if OP is brown? Brown people go over to Mesopotamia, murder people, then come back to Western civilization all the time.

>>34155067
What, why?

Sword has been used in boarding action since forever.

>>34155073
Op is the gayest of fags.

>>34155073
I'm white as a ghost

>>34155086
OP is always a fag

>>34154735
>Catholics
>Our ancestors moved to another continent to escape you papist scum
Yet you move here and try to inflict your "Christian" ways on us.
Newsflash fucker, nobody wants some hypocrite priest preaching at them.

>>34155068
US will not re-enter their own citizens for fighting the cancer Islam

Merkel and Germany welcome back confirmed ISIS butchers with open arms and therapy offers for their trauma

I weep for you my Vaterland.

>Guys why can't I be a fucking paladin

>>34155132
I'm a Lutheran. Literally a faith spawned by telling the Catholic Church to go fuck itself in the assignment 95 times, and the people that founded America. Shut your heathen mouth.

And I don't want to preach to anyone, I would like to serve the spiritual needs of all my soldiers, no matter what creed they swear by

>>34155150
Amazing isn't it? It's like someone took common sense out behind the barn and shot it in the head.

>>34155151
Prettymuch yeah

>>34155162
>spiritual needs
What does he mean by this?

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>>34155162
Wew lad.

This is a hermaphrodite dating website, I think your lost.

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>>34154920
Good luck with that.

>>34155162
And why do you need a specific MOS for that? Does it give you a boner? You think you're some special snowflake that needs a rank?

>>34155176
>hey anon, my wife jody'd me and I want to kill myself pls halp
Sit down anon, let's talk about it

>>34155180
Everyone knows it's a Mongolian papercraft critique forum

>>34155198
A MOS is not a rank

>>34155253
It's obvious that this is a guamanian cloisonné forum

>>34155253
Carlos my enlisted
You are troubled now
You must choose help and have peace
Will you pick
Some fag who thinks bible studies is a real qualification
Or qualified psychologist
...

>>34154923
Wow. Our armed forces have really gone to shit. No honor anymore. Just a bunch of kids
> "me fug stribber XDDDDDDDD"

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>>34155280
... Just fuck
My spacing
Up

>>34155280
There's a difference?

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>>34155291
>Offended my Christian morality
>Just a bunch of kids

No shit, we were. Newsflash, when we go to war we send our young. No different than fucking some floozie in college or elsewhere. Literally stick a crucifix up your asshole.

>>34155084
Swords are still widely used by states military?

>>34155315
Not really, both of them will babble soothing nonsense, but at least one of them won't try to recruit you into his cult.

>>34155325
>Offended my aetheist imorality
>Implying that being a Chad in college is any less detestable
Ok buddy

>>34155330
Not anymore since repeating guns are available for everyone.

>>34155291
>ignores the fact that soldiers have been into drinking and whoring since the dawn of warfare.

>>34155330
Just for tricking weebs into service

>>34155379
>Ignores that it's even more rampant today
>Forgets that being a degenerate is now less frowned upon and is even subliminally encouraged to keep you malleable
Have fun being uncle sams bitch.

>>34155433
Kek. What's your problem?

Should sex only be had in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, provided they are married in the eyes of God and forego sin?

>>34154735
Separation of church and state, that's why.

>>34154735

You can join the military, if you qualify. Once you have joined you can be the friend of your fellow soldiers, fight by their side and share your beliefs when and if they want you to. Removal of kebab will be by your politicians' decrees and whims. Just like the knight templars. The chastity and abstaining of everything fun is up to you, really.

>>34155452
strawman

>>34155433
They used to take women as sex slaves as part of the booty. Are you saying it's worse now?

>>34155433
>kids these days muh muh muh generation
WOWEEE WHAT A HOT TAKE
FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>34155433
Fraternaization is not allowed. Modern soldiers practically live like monks in comparison.

>>34154735
Doesn't the military have chaplains, combat MOS or not?

>>34155696
They don't carry a weapon they have what >>34154746 describes. Some E3 on bitch detail guarding the chaplains worthless ass.

>>34154916
Because the Geneva convention don't allow non-combattants to carry weapons for self-defense, hmm?
You're talking outta your ass, nigga.