>A female horse was official given the rank of sergeant d

>>34136668
>We all know /k/ is against women in the military
If that were true, every "women in the military" thread wouldn't devolve into a flame war.

>>34136668
I am ok with them dong administrative/medical work but combat should be left to the guys,they handle enough brass bs as it is.

>>34136745
wut

>>34136758
I call human females mares desu.

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>>34136764

>>34136764
>I call human females mares
ur a fgt

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>>34136668

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>>34136805
>>34136799
Oh pardon me I dont know your gentleman ways.

>>34136668
women can be military nurses but nothing else, maybe bomb/air wardens in times of war too

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>>34136731
>A few trolls trolling simply to be contrarian is a valid opinion

>>34136745
they can do medical work on my dong

>>34136668
She can carry my ass back to base if I get shot. Fine by me.

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>>34136668
>can carry 240+lbs of weight
>eats readily available grass
>can run up to 30mph
>will never cheat on you
>let's you ride them without bitching about having a headache

women btfo

>>34136860
>they're all trolls

Keep telling yourself that.

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>>34137289
Someone needs to make the horse version of this

>>34136668
YOURE A WHITE MARE

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Fixed it.

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>>34137856

>>34136668
>mares in the military

You need to fuck the horse pussy, Anon.

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>>34136668

>things you can say about your steed that you can't say about your girlfriend

>>34136668
>enabling barneyfags
What have you done

>>34138740
>/k/ fantasizes about fucking it

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>>34137585
I'm feeling lazy so here's my half-assed effort.

>>34138740
>she kicks a lot but once you get mounted she calms down

Horse pussy would eliminate a massive amount of need for r&r, plus no need for condoms and troops getting stds from third world thots

>>34138755
Let's brainstorm together!
>Provides you with a means of swift transportation
>Needs only water and grazing
>Lets you ride it with no questions asked
>Makes other people think you're ...
>Vaults over barriers with ease
>Great at parties
>Tremendous strength makes for dirt cheap labour
>Will leave your pursuers in a trail of dust

>>34138740

>i'd ride her into battle

During my 6 years I never met a women who wasn't in the army to get a qualification or to be some Stronk officer. Really saturates my sundried tomatoes that no women wanted to serve.

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>>34138792

>>34136668
I support mares in general, and in the military too.

>>34138792
> makes others think your some kind of medieval knight

>>34136668

Notice how mares aren't found near the front lines anymore after the world wars showed that was a bad idea?

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>>34136668
>A horse genuinely outranked hundreds of humans

>>34139122
>women
>human

>>34139128
Wut? What do women have to do with anything? Or are you the autistic "I call human women mares" dude from earlier?

>>34139128
It outranked men too you fucking mong. Or do you think having a Dick gives you NCO status by default?

>>34139122
Dogs do it all the time

>>34139893
I suppose any animal that has outranked a human is impressive, although it's more impressive when it's an unusual animal, like a bear or a horse

>>34139021
>+can legally be shot and eaten if leg breaks
>-cannot make them drink, period

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A horse can carry my pack. A woman can't even carry her own.

>>34137592
For you

>>34136668
>Horse needs to get tested for Glanders and Dourine before coming to America
>Marines genuinely angry, perceiving the Dourine test to be an affront to her honor after learning Dourine is an equine STD

holy shit

>>34139021
saved

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>>34141428

>>34139160
bitch i become a one-star general by having a dick
the fuck you doing with your life? fail penis inspection day?

>>34138740
>>34136668
Horses don't talk, at all.

>>34136668
>>>/mlp/30218005

the mlp thread reads like a k thread and the k thread reads like an mlp thread

what the fuck

>>34142257
You'd be surprised how much crossboarding goes on between the boards, oddly enough /k/ and /mlp/ are the two most pro-gun boards on the site.

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>>34136668
SO this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrxltgbjSZA

>>34142488
you better believe it

>>34142488
ive always maintained that k, mlp, and pol make up the power triumvate of 4chan

>>34142524
/pol/ and /mlp/ were meant to be. I'm still upset they removed mlpol

that board was the best thing to happen to 4chan

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>>34142257
>more stronger
Come on, horsefuckers. At least use proper grammar.

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>>34136668

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>>34142257
>>>/mlp/30222381
the memes are real

women
>lots of money and hassle
>shouldnt drive let alone vote
>cant ride into battle on

mares
>likes oats and will help with the harvest
>knows the way home when youre slung over the saddle
>best accessory is Winchester holster

>>34143044
thank you for this

>>34143044
You forgot
>constantly talks and opens her mouth for everything but the intended purpose
>never talks, never annoying, will never abandon you

>>34143044
women
>want sex, get told "nay"

mares
>want sex, get told "neigh"

>>34143100
>never annoying

I have a feeling the majority of this thread hasn't even seen a horse up close, much less spent any time around one.

There's a reason why women are fucking bonkers for the things, they're both high-maintenance fatasses and at least some of the time they need a firm hand to keep in line.

>>34143438
It really depends on the horse. Uncle bred horses for a long time. Had and older mare who was SUPER chill and friendly. Would just follow me around the pasture while I did shit.

75 mm caliber recoilless rifle anti tank gun

Was it any good?

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>>34143861
>was it any good
Couldn't even kill Canadian power armor in dubuyuh dubuyuh two.

You tell me, bub.

Historically mares have been solid choices, as stallions can be piss-all temperamental and headstrong. Plus, castration could lead to anything from getting trampled by said stallion to infection for the horse. So the mare is a fair option for someone who doesn't want much headache in training. There's a reason spiteful women are called "bitches" and not "mares".

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>Dickin medal
I don't get all the autistic screeching about ponyfags when horsefucking has been valid ground for receiving medals since NINETEEN FOURTY THREE.

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>>34141601
Right? How dare they imply Reckless ever shagged some random stallion while she was tasked with supply runs.

>>34136668
Mares can compete physically with stallions, only difference is they are usually tamer.
Both of these hold untrue for human females, who are physically weaker and mentally weaker/untame.

>>34138740
>I can count on her to carry me when wounded

>>34136745
horses are lousy at administrative tasks

>>34143913
bitches get whelped. mares get sired.

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>>34137856
>>34138333
>tfw no qt centuar gf to ride into battle then cuddle up with on cold nights.

>>34143861
The gun itself was highly reliable and accurate. Gunners could make shots with it at 400+ meters that a guy with a bazooka couldn't.

But the 75mm HEAT rounds they used were WWII designs, with a cast TNT charge and wrinkly copper foil liner (the 90mm recoilless rifle from the 1960s had a HEAT round with four times the penetration of the 75mm's, with only a 15mm increase in caliber--because it was a better design, and manufactured with better quality control, because little things like air bubbles in the explosive charge and wrinkles in the copper liner really damage a HEAT round's performance), which made them kind of marginal even against a T34's hull front or turret front--and I mean "marginal," as in there was only about a 50-50 chance of punching it and doing significant damage, rather than "we hit him eighteen times and every one bounced off." Against flank or rear armor, no problem. But then again, it's an antitank gun. Its basic mode of use is to be dug in and well camouflaged and used in an ambush, and the gunner will often have the luxury of picking his shot. And if you shoot a T34 in the ass with it, it'll brew up, no problem at all.

And, of course, against Chinese massed infantry attacks, the old M20 75mm recoilless was used as a direct fire support weapon. The shot those HEAT rounds into the masses of advancing infantry. It wasn't a great antipersonnel weapon. HEAT rounds always have less HE filler in them than HE rounds, and this was before HEAT rounds got coils of notched wire wrapped around the casing at the factory to improve their lethality in an antipersonnel role. They were better than grenades and could reach further, but they didn't create fragmentation even as well as a 60mm mortar round. Lots of Marine units during the war asked for an HE-FRAG round for the 75mm recoilless, and also for the various bazooka type weapons in inventory, but the requests were ignored.

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>>34136668

>when you have a major crush on your sergeant and she winks at you

>>34146337
>she winks at you
With which end? ^:)

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>>34146337
Want Sergeant to take you on a ride or give you a ride?

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>>34146347

>>34146253
Where are you getting your info?
They had HE shells for the 75, TNT was not used in the HEAT, and the liner was stamped copper not foil, the M67 had better penetration because of the larger charge of explosive and being a smoothbore.

>>34137289
Is it really true that horses can carry only 240+ lbs?

Does that include the rider?

I imagine it depends on breed and the such, but I would have guessed more.

I've gone hiking with 150lbs of stuff on me (good backpack, weight distribution, comfy trail), and I'm no horse.

Either way, you forgot the most obvious pro of a horse: it's always sincere. Like really imagine having a connection with another animal that is really pure and clear. Give it food, water, and brush it's hair every once in a while, and it will be loyal. I'm not even r9k but damn that would be sweet.

inb4
>t. r9k horse

>>34141004
They usually make it a higher rank so enlisted can't duck with them, also dogs Will see more action than almost anyone

>>34146425
>90mm M65 recoilless was a smoothbore

wat

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>>34142257
the mlp thread holy shit


>the new pony's been drinking again, and telling stories
>"And no shit, there we were, on top of Hill 409, and about a million fuckin' Chinese down in the valley below us, blowing bugles as they got ready to attack."
>"And they came up the hill screamin' like fuckin' banshees, and it was real fuckin' scary 'til they hit the minefield and the wire."
>"They just kind of stalled there, and our radio guy--kid from Detroit named Kanisky, real nice guy, got on the blower and called for air support."
>"Bout a dozen Corsairs and Able Dogs that were waiting on station peeled off and laid into th' gooks with rockets an' napalm an' twenny mike-mike."
>"And that broke 'em, and they fell back, still screamin' like demons and blowin' them fuckin' bugles."
>"Must have left a million fuckin' crispy critters stuck in the wire, I tell you what."
>ponies all stare at her horrified
>but the other new creature, the human
>he keeps buying her drinks
>and he's laughing
>ponies have asked him why he does this
>he just rolls up his sleeve and shows them a marking that's sort of like a cutie mark
>an eagle, globe, and anchor
>same as the new pony's cutie mark
>and smiles, showing all his teeth in a way ponies find unsettling

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>>34138755
women gets pregnant = kids that costs money/time

mares gets pregnant = foals that you can sell for money

>>34146616
Ah fuck, that shit's funny

>>34138792
> Makes others think you're a cowboy

>>34142782
Source?

>>34146976
The manga is called "Mai-Chan's Daily Life." It's really fucked-up, even by Japanese ero-guro manga standards. Translations are available online, but this is one of those "are you SURE you want to see this?" things, even by 4chan standards.

>>34147144
Isn't that the one with "BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AWWRIGHT"?

>>34147166
I don't know. I got halfway into the first issue and I can't read any more.

even_slaanesh_cant_fap_to_this.jpg

>what's the deal with horses?
No really, besides looking cool af, why horses? I guess they'd be good for mountains and what not, but I can't think of anything else...

>>34147166

Yes.

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>>34142233
Oh shit

>>34147144
>Mai-Chan's Daily Life
What page?

>>34147179
Sergeant Reckless was used in mountains.

>>34136668
Women will claim this is proof of sexism, etc, whatever their fee fees tell them to think.

But, one thing they will never understand is the emotional attachment to an animal that you are paired with and rely on. The bond only grows as shit gets worse, because in the calm moments, the animal can also be a source of comfort.

This bond right here is why an animal got a rank before women could even join the military.

>>34142117
Unacceptable.

As a business owner, this is where I'd fire people. If you can't handle your load and double the load for your peers, you're a detriment and not worth keeping around.

lol the funny thing is they're probably thinking "hell yeah, badass female soldiers coming through" without a single thought to the guys carrying their shit.

>>34136668
I'm ok with this as long as they know what they signed up for

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>yfw The Most Evil Inquisitorial Indian-slaying Spanish Empire was LGTBQIA-tolerant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalina_de_Erauso

>>34146468
horses can tow tonnes, on there back the general rule is no more than 20 percent of there body weight (think of how long they have to support that weight, and how the force changes while running or going over terrain)


a large draft could probably take 500lbs in all honesty but it wouldnt be kind or smart to do so

>>34147503
One way to find out.

>>34147503
I don't know. I got to a bit where the title character shows up naked in a public park in Tokyo, disembowels herself with a kitchen knife, then cuts her own throat, spraying blood all over witnesses. Then when everyone screams and leaves, another woman comes along starts kicking and cursing the corpse and stuffs a raw chicken into the gaping hole in the first one's belly, with intestines sitll hanging out. Apparently she is able to regenerate and heal herself by absorbing food, or something, but that's as far as I was able to go. I have some fucked up fetishes and fantasies but I never dreamed of eviscerating a cute girl then stuffing a whole raw chicken inside her. Nor vice versa.

>>34150340
>a large draft could probably take 500lbs in all honesty but it wouldnt be kind or smart to do so

Large draft horse breeds like Clydesdales were bread to wear hundreds of pounds of chain and plate horse barding plus carry a guy wearing a hundred and fifty pounds of armor on their backs, plus the weight of the knight himself, though the knight was probably a malnourished 4'10" medieval manlet. Even so, we may be talking about a lot more than 500 pounds--but only for charging into battle, not to carry on their backs for hours and days on end.

>>34150870
>Large draft horse breeds like Clydesdales were bread

fuck. Now someone's going to draw a loaf of bread wearing a saddle.

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>>34139160

>>34149347
It seems like she was just a cunt. A cunt who got away with shit.

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Anyone wants some simplehistory?

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REMINDER: Enlisted ranks are so worthless than domesticated animals can hold them.

Whenever you see senior enlisted personnel fighting with each other over the next shitty enlisted rank, remind yourself that they are competing for something a dog can hold.

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>>34139122
>Enlistedfags are humans

Get a load of this queer

>>34151220
>remind yourself that they are competing for something a dog can hold.
this also applies to white girls

>>34146624
For a second there, i thought you meant impregnating a mare with your sperm.

>>34152171
>not wanting a satyr abomination of your very own

>>34152171
>implying he didn't
Good sir, have you forgotten where you are?

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>>34147672
>As a business owner, this is where I'd get sued into a smoldering crater for muh soggy knee
ftfy

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>>34136668
yes

>>34136668
horses are cute animals
and HORSE PUSSY

>>34154039
I don't hate horses but I don't feel comfortable with sticking my dick in things that can't talk. It has to be between equals, or I just can't make myself want it. This is not to say that I wouldn't fuck a talking mare, if she was an adult of her species and I could accept her as an intellectual equal. But those only exist [spoiler]in cartoons discussed on a certain containment board[/spoiler].

>>34154152
Horses can be attracted to humans, anon. Anecdotes, but mares tend to lean their butts towards you if they like you a lot.

>>34154164
Get back to me when one opens her mouth and sounds like Nicole Oliver or Kathleen Barr.

>>34154184
Damnit, I had something in Arabic for this..

Oh right.
>Queef

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>>34150870
No, none of this is correct.
Draft horse were bred to pull shit, that's it.
Historically even the largest war horses didn't approach draft horse size, look at andalusians and friesian horses for something comparable to a desirable war horse. In fact most war horses tended to be even smaller, mongolian horses for example are barely bigger then what would be considered a pony today.

>hundred and fifty pounds of armor
Educate yourself.

>>34154460
Mongolians also didn't use their war horses in the same way as Westerners. They were less lance-chargers and more shooting platforms, so being small and agile was better than being heavy.

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germans invented horse based drive-by

once more the french will fear the sound of hooves

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>>34153775
lol that webm reminds me of this one

>>34144461

Don't worry, I laughed anon.