>hears gunshot outside "Is that?...no, cant be."

if it isnt going thru my walls or window i go back to sleep

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Grab bedside gun and pretend not to be excited

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Return fire. Duh.

Or masturbate furiously to the sound of freedom. Ya know, whichever.

>>34133136
As Smokie the Bear says, "only you can return fire"

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>>34133097

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>>34133117
>i hear sirens in the distance
>i just locked all my doors
>start watching Gran Torino
Im ready anons

just another day in the hood, nothin' to it.

>>34133158
*shoots someone*
*Jerma laugh*
>I hit him Right in the Fuckin' Mouth, dude.

>>34133187
>"ayo cracka, you want trouble?"
B' Y E A

>>34133187
>>34133158
goddamn satin face.

>>34133097
Considering the intelligence of my neighbors and the shitposting I see on /k/ and elsewhere, assume the dumbass ND'd twice in a row.

>>34133097
Move to a less shit hole of a place.

>live in Alaska a few hundred feet into the woods
>*Pow... Pow.... Powpowpowpowpowpowpowpow...*
>"I should go shooting this weekend"

>>34134175

>not making fun of their inability to shoot you

Come on dude.

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>>34133097
Unless it's around my me i could care less, probably just tyrones taking each other out

>>34133097
>shoot a louder gun to make neighbors envious
>such is life in rural america

Cower on the floor clutching my trusty coach gun.

>>34133097
>>34134215
This, if you don't one-up them you're a cuck.

offer them a penutbutter and crack sandwhich

>>34133158
>Hear sirens
>Remember I live in Israel
>Ignore sirens, carry on

Call 911
I live in a city but we have no Tyrone's so it's probably a meth head high and on the loose.

remember i live inna woods and am surrounded by other hicks with guns just like me

>be me
>live in nice neighborhood
>1 am a few weeks ago, gunshots erupting from everywhere
>"is it antifa invading? Dindus drunkenly stumbling out of the local bar shooting each other?"
>grab my AR, expecting a huge firefight on the street
>look out the window, nobody in sight
>>military base down the road is doing late night live-fire exercises.


feelssadman.mp4

>>34133097
Load all my magazines

>>34133097
>fucking city folk
Its just the neighbors shooting, chill out.

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>>34136095
>Tfw antifa will never try to have a revolution
JUST

>>34136303
It's terrible. I think this country really just needs to band together and wipe out some commies again. It's been a while since we've done that.

this is normal in my ghetto area so I call the cops and get my gun. Extremely enlightening too, my libtard big tit jewess princess gf goes from "aww poor black poeople" to "niggers are worthless" in 1 gunshot outside. Living here changed her mind about everything and got her to vote for trump.

>>34134215
>neighbor that is half mile away spends days just mag dumping nonstop even when I'm trying to sleep
>tempted to buy a bump fire stock and like five 75 round mags for AK and then mag dump them all at 2 in the morning as a FUCK YOU

>>34136303
They would just be armed with Nerf guns and nothing else. It would be boring.

>>34136463
No, it's be quick.

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>>34136529
Kek. What gun did he use to hold them?

Obtain longarm.
Verify that all entry points are secure.
Kill interior lights
Activate perimeter lights.
Scan and assess.

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>>34133097
>Live in a white middle class neighbourhood so it can't just be the local niggers getting uppity
The time has come, and so have I

>>34133097
Happens all the time. If you stay up late enough (and actually go outside) you will hear one or two a night if you live in a city.

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>>34136770
Hailfire this Redone Actual. Adjust to grid Wizkey Tanjo Foxytaut 1-3-3-7
>Redone Actual grid Wiskers Tangerine Fukitol 1 3 3 7 Splash in 2 minutes.
Splash. Fire for effect.
>Splash. Firing for effect.

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>>34136712
A python.

>>34134194
>could care less

Please, stop that