Putin offers free land for citizens & foreigners in Russia’s

>>34130587
>Naturalized citizen only

Also gun laws in Russia are kind of shit

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>>34130596
they do get creative to get around them tho

2.5 acres is barely big enough to sustenance farm, and they want you to do it in alaska like conditions?

Is the land any good or is it a frozen shithole?

>>34130587
do you get a free Russian conscripted wife too?

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>>34130596
Anyone can apply for citizenship also this>>34130602


>>34130614
There is this big of an area to choose from
>>34130619
Ukrainian mail order brides my nigga

>>34130614
>frozen shithole
more likely in the middle of frozen tundra, 1000 miles or more from anything we would consider to be actual civilization

>>34130619
No, you just get the manditory AIDS and krokodil addiction.

>>34130612
A hectare is enough for one person to live off, it just doesn't leave any space for grazing or anything that makes money. 5 hectares is the sweet spot for a self sufficient lifestyle block.
t. Retarded person

>>34130632
Do you reckon the hunting and fishing is nice there?

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>>34130629
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/08/13/the-new-russian-shotgun-round-366-tkm-for-sks-ak-rifles/
also
>a village in fucking kamchatka

>>34130614
this >>34130632
Additionally if you are unlucky there isnt even a road near that place and you literally have to cut your way through the woods.

>>34130629
>that map
yeah, that's like the Taiga region or some shit. forests, lakes and rivers. but requires living off the land like the earliest pioneers.
I'm thinking of the Werner Herzog movie "Happy People" they live in a frozen wasteland and work there asses of all year long to survive a rough and hard life. could be the dream of a lifetime for some, or the worst kind of torment to otheres

>>34130642
plus you get 'infrastructure' if you apply as a group, i suspect they would find groups have a bigger chance of success then an individual.

>>34130614
Depends on where you get it. The Far East is pretty big. The southern areas are probably nicer and close to civilization

>>34130685
Even those people will have more resources available than a person starting fresh

>>34130657
>hunting and fishing is nice there?
yes i think they survive off hunting, fishing, trapping and a very limited amount of gardening. completely doable if a person knows how

>>34130685
If we did choose a place that was difficult to live off we could have supplies airlifted in every season or so via plane/helicopter.

>>34130657
Well for starters the place is dotted with lakes and rivers plus there are plenty of bears and deer.

>>34130694
true. they do have deliveries of certain goods and commodities though, either by boat or 4x4 truck caravan maybe

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>>34130691
if living by the border you can hop the border to
Harbin in china, everything in that city looks like a pre 1917 russian city replete with most signage in russian
pic related is the cathedral in the city square

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>>34130587
I live in bumfuck nowhere and the Far East seems too remote even for me. Cruising around the beautiful tundra in my Mi-2 sounds cozy tho

>>34130602
the stuff Russia produces for their domestic market is super sexy

>>34130706
yes well hopefully you might get neighbors at least and could be able to help each other with certain things.
or maybe start a small village type community could even be better.
i recall some of the characters in Herzog movie "happy people" some of the villagers were always so drunk they could hardly do anything. it was funny the guys basically just fell over trying to throw firewood into the back of a truck
Alcoholism seems to be a problem with russians, especially those living in those isolated areas

>>34130642
A hectare in a Russia's frozen Far East with kinda crap soil fertility <> a hectare in lush New Zealand

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>>34130587
>If /pol/ or /k/ wants to start that colony now's your only chance to progress beyond meme level.

>Yes, /k/, dont you want to do dirty work for the russians and turn their shitty country into something better for free and with your hard work, so Putin and his friends can later steal it and put you in jail for whatever fabricated reason? Why not do it with your best buds /pol/?

>>34130782
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>>34130804
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>>34130782
I sometimes forget plants take more then .4 nanoseconds to grow in other countries. What's it like gardening in a place where you have to be non retarded to do so? I don't think I'd last in a different country.

>>34130782
There are thousands of places along rivers that would have fertile soil

>>34130587
>free land handouts

Alaska tried that awhile back: I think it was 5 acre plots, absolutely free, except you had to live on the property 6 months a year for 5 years to get the deed or some such shit.

A guy I know was living in Anchorage at the time, and he and a bunch of buddies hauled ass up to the free land site to claim a bunch of adjoining lots with the idea to set up a little town with a store, gas station, mechanics shop, and a bar. They couldn't get within 20 miles of the land up for grabs, it was all bogs, mud that almost swallowed the whole convoy before they figured it out. The only way you could access the land was during the winter on snow machines.

I bet the Russki land is a pretty similar deal.

>>34130842
I grew up right near Goyder's Line in South Australia, which is a line around where rainfall drops below ten inches a year, and shit sucks.

>>34130868
Must suck to live in a country where snow isn't a fun rare occurrence.

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>>34130798
Anti Russia shills hard at work per usual.

>>34130868
This
Seriously, i can not comprehend how many idiots in this thread think this is anything beside a total clusterfuck. Are they just so deluded or are they shills?

>>34130906
Was gardening just not an option in Goyims line? I baffles me how yanks and Aussies can live in a place and be content with the fact if supermarkets and plumbing didn't exist then they'd be dead the next day.

>>34130804
>>34130828

=/=

>>34130587

I would do it if it was near Vladivostok.

>>34130587
Russian gun laws are shit, so no thanks.

>>34130910
>Anti Russia shills hard at work per usual.

>Please come to Russia
>Settle in land no one wanted for centuries and make something out of it with your money and hard work

Yeah sure, the anti russian shills are hard at work. Lets not forgot: Truth is russophobic!

>>34130587
hmmm.... shit gun laws.... stalker homestead.... shit gun laws... stalker homestead... fuck idunno

>>34130953
it's just a suggestion, seeing unrealistic or stupid shit like kekistan i'd through it would be much more realistic to find people who actually give it to you, and it's not like the entire place is a frozen hellhole, i'd be looking southwards.

>>34130977
I bet if you could pull some strings you could do anything, and it's not like the government is going to come thousands of miles just to check on your gunsafe

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>>34130979
Its a shit suggestion, that isnt even worth memeing around and that /pol/ is mentioned right along with /k/ in the OP is pretty much an fucking insult. But you would know that if you actually where from here and not from /pol/, with its constant boner for Putin and Russia.

>>34130596
Their firearms laws have been getting more relaxed, slowly, over the years.

Putins government has been tweaking a lot of stuff to try and reduce the black markets in Russia, as he needs the tax revenues.

>>34130587
Canada (or more accurately the Yukon & North West Territories) also offers free land, and far more than what Putin is offering.
You just have to move there, live on it for 5+ years and develop it, and then they give you the title deed for the area you worked up (one quarter max, which is roughly 160 acres).

>>34131044
Link?

>>34130587
So this is the next thing we can see repeated by shills over and over again? Bet it will come true the same way as all the cheap ammo and surplus weapons from Russia, when Trump is elected.
inb4
>REEEEEEE
>Why wont you let us just shill for Russia here?

>>34130587

You can buy 100 acres in the middle of absolute nowhere Alaska for a pittance. Still in the US and probably cheaper than getting Russian citizenship and pulling up roots to an entirely new country.

>>34131057
OK, so it's not "free", but it's fucking cheap for what you'd get.

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/canada/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadas-last-homesteaders-how-determined-pioneers-turn-the-yukons-wild-crown-land-into-successful-farms

Putins deal would be an easier start.

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>>34130752
fucking love those TOZ shotguns, and those .366tkm "shotguns" are pretty damn clever

>>34131186
I've got a toz single shot .22, tell you what them gopniks know how to make a fine rifle for 63 cents.