In every single movie and game you've ever seen you can

You're the kind of cunt that talks during movies aren't you?

>>34123960

That's because it isn't real armor man, it's a repro.

>>34123974
kek

>>34123980
so what? nobody smiths anymore?

I guess using a pneumatic planishing hammer takes the piss out of it?

>>34123974
I dont but every movie that involves large scale battles devolves into a cgi snooze fest with everybody running past each other and then parring off with one opponent and then dueling until one person dies. Like, why would anybody do that?

It kind of ruins a lot of otherwise good movies and settings.

>>34123980
Theres actually good reproductions and theirs bad reproductions, as well as bad museum armors and good museum armors.

Often collectors will use armor elements that dont belong together, and wouldn't even function properly on a human being.

>>34124053
>when IRL is better than any movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tbwJl5gn58

>>34123980
Even leather armor can't be cut through.

What gets my 'tisms schism'd is when somebody knocks over a wooden table or a sofa or something and uses it as hard cover

>>34125992
Holy shit, anon; thanks for those feels! That is *exactly* what it's like running around with a Heavy Great Long Axe (or was it a Heavy Long Greataxe?) in Mount & Blade: Warband; I think I now know what weapon(s) I shall be choosing next (if I ever find another local larp): a big choppy axe like that (and sword in case of disarmament). Now for theme: Spectacle-Helmed Viking or Great Helmed Crusader/Teuton?

>>34129067
Feintspammed those fucks to death with my twohander nine times out of ten back in the days.

>>34125992
What a bunch of fucking potatoes, sharpen the fucking axe mate!