What's the deal with militia guys and goatees? It seems

>>34112326
Beards/goatees are in right now in the firearms community as a whole.

Militia guys tend to like guns. Boom.

Aren't militias just alphabet agency honeypots?
They're just trying to blend in.

Most militia members are either young people looking to role play, veterans who are unable to function in the real world without the structure of the military, or old stolen valor fags. All of these groups would be attracted to facial hair, which is a good way to appear more masculine without actually having to be more masculine.

>>34112326
>be me at church
>have sweet goatee
>90 year old WWII vet comes up to me
>vet points at my sweet goat
"We used to say guys with facial hair like that ate too much pussy and some of it stuck"
>shave it off after I get home
>never look at goatees the same again

>>34112326
Undercover federal agents love goatees for some reason.

>>34112664
holy shit you're cucked.

>>34112326
The only thing that's a bigger pain in the ass than shaving is grooming some shitty goatee so it's not like laziness is an excuse.

>>34112677
>cucked
This retarded word has done more to harm this website than liberal infiltrators will ever do.

>>34112677
xD upvoted. do you go on /r/the_donald too??? I love posting pepes there and talking about cucks democraps who r the real racists

>>34112664
>too much pussy
must of been a navy vet

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>>34112326
Goatees are popular because the wearer think they hide age and fat rolls.

>>34112938
I wear one when I over trim the rest of my facial hair or fuck up somehow.

Sleeveless hot pink wife beater.
Welders hat.
Flip flops.
Denim shorts.
shaved head.
Goatee.

It's the new slave uniform.

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>>34112938
Why limit yourself if you're going to grow facial hair anyways?

>>34112326
It's only the gay guys that wear goatees.

>>34112326
usually because they are fat and lo test, but that dude has an awesome goatee. that paunchy fuck in the green shirt in the background...that's the usual reason for growing them

Goatees and neckbeards are beloved of tacticool faggots for some reason, they're also the only types of facial hair where I would without doubt prefer to be clean shaven.

>>34114460
Mutton shops? Hitler/Chaplin Stache?

>>34114467
If you're 6'+ and can deadlift 500lbs minimum then you could probably have muttonchops and look badass, but you're probably right about the shitty small mustaches.

I was anti-beard for a long time because it's a hipster fashion accessory but I got tired of shaving every fucking day fuck.

>>34114482
You should leave shitty urban metro areas.

>>34114512
hipsters are everywhere anon

>>34114532
>>34114512

It's true, I love in the sticks in Texas and pretty much all of us have beards or at least at stubble.

>>34114480
>mutton chops are just for tall fags
Fuck off.

Because they think it makes them look tough

You could probably take all of them out on your own unless they have actual military vets who aren't lying about being military vets

Just wait for them to get hungry because it's only going to take ten minutes and then they'll come out from behind cover

>>34114532
But not in significant numbers. Around here loads of regular working class guys and scruffy fuckers have beards and none of them are hipsters, while there are a few hipsters they might manage a neckbeard or shitty teenage beard at most since no one above the age of 18 sticks around here for too long; they all go off to higher education and good riddance to them.

>>34114549
If you're a manlet or look like a pussy people will just think you legitimately do gay porn. You either need to look the part or else you'll just look like a literal faggot or else a fedora tipper who believes he was born in the wrong age and wants to be a 19th century gentleman.

>>34114556

Kek

I'm an actual vet who has to serve beer to so many guys like this (college student now) and this hit the nail on the head. So many are fat and wannabe leo/mil, they talk almost as much as the marine fags. The fat bald guy with a goatee meme is real, as is the unbearable need to talk about politics they got off an AM radio station. They also get which a few beers in if they hear guys who know each other mention even one slight thing about prior service, they have to interject with, "WELL I WISH I WENT INTO THE SERVICE BUT I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED OUT THAT DRILL SERGEANT, I'M JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE FOR THOSE FEDERAL BOYS"

I can't wait til I fucking graduate, fuck those guys

>>34114596
kek I've heard that sentence or similar ones from those guys before

"I GOTS PROBLEMS WITH AUTHORITUH AND WOULDA PUNCHED ANYONE FER YELLIN AT ME"

>>34114640

Indeed, I forgot to mention their fat wives whom they're completely subservient to. They often won't go to where I work because we only serve beer and they want to drink wine so their husbands get to escape being mommy's little bitch for an hour or so and feel good about talking to the dude who actually deployed about the shit they never did/fantasize about. Their taste in guns is also universally plebs as fuck too, I should add.

Will go down in flames fighting the feds, will instantly crumble when their wives want another bag of cheetoes

>>34114665
that makes the "PROBLEMS WITH AUTHORITUH" stuff even funnier

when they're in the larger groups you probably see them in do they all carry the same lame handgun

>>34112326

I don't know, they all tend to wear 20-100 pounds of extra body fat too, but you won't catch me trying it on for size.

>t. I'm just fucking jealous because I have to stay in regs while free people do whatever

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>>34114685

Not to hate on glocks but they're often glock fags or some other super hyped, mediocre 4-500 hundred dollar domestic pistol guys. Riced ARs (I'm an AR guy too, but within reason) and super memey rifles like Tavors are the rifles they like. They look at my collection (pic related) and talk shit, when mine is just basic as fuck. I don't even bother to try and tell them training is more important than stuffing their fat ass into a plate carrier they can't afford and maxing their 4 Cabelas credit cards on optics and meme AR parts

>>34114727
I would be happy with everything in that pic

>maxing their 4 Cabelas credit cards on optics and meme AR parts

top fucking kek

>>34112664
i think that was a complement

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Is there ANYTHING that wont be judged by /k/ these days as being cucked or a meme?

This forum used to be liberal (like: do want you want as long as you support guns) back in the days

>>34112664
He was just busting out some bants ya fucking sperg.
Old fella is getting cheeky you just reply with something like 'yeah, but today I shaved my balls especially to be here' or some shit like that back

>>34112386
Came here to say this. Probably how feds recognize each other

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>>34114568
>people will just think you legitimately do gay porn

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>>34112326

It tickles the fat wife's pooter

Plus, you can catch that fish smeel all month long

>>34112326
remind me how this is relevant on a weapons board again?

iraq war military contractors?

>>34112326

because they are bald on top & want to prove their masculinity by growing facial hair

>>34116752
found the peach fuzz nu-male baby face.

>>34113560
Idgi

>>34114596
>tfw would have cried if DS yelled at me

;_;

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>>34112876

You're not supposed to admit to being a cuck.

>>34114727
ARs and Glock brand Glocks work so no hate on them. What gets me are the poverty tier optics on rifles and cloth droplegs (usually worn hanging just off the kneecap). That and just generally cheap (but tacticool) vests and loadbearing gear; Condor, Voodoo, etc. If you're going to commit to risking prison time for a photo op stunt, at least buy yourself some of the good shit.

>>34114596
>I would have knocked out my DS
Never have I ever seen someone utter that sentance who wouldn't have straight shit themselves in Basic

>>34114727
>CZ
I like you

>>34114727
Actually most militia guys have he cheapest stuff available above Hi Point. M&P's are the preferred choice of militia fudds. Very few have/can afford Glocks.

>>34118444
>militia
>fudd

It's how former servicemen exercise a little freedom after leaving the military while maintaining facial hair that's acceptable for nearly all jobs.

>>34112326

Beards help conceal your identity.

>>34118444
What's wrong with M&Ps? They are perfectly fine pistols. You can get spendy for great pistols, but the hate on them seems like hipsterism.

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>>34112368
>/goatees are in right now in the firearms community as a whole.
Goatees have been "in" for the last 20 years in all corners of western society.
and 99% of the time they look fucking stupid and ridiculous.
Always give the impression of some wannabe dickwad trying to look bad-ass or a middle-aged to old man age grouped individual trying to look bad-ass and/or trying to hide their sagging jowls old man face (think today's Steven Seagull, or literally every fucking Harley rider on the planet)

most asinine shit ever and i wish people would just fucking get over it

>>34112326
you can still put a gas mask over it

>>34112326
Im thinking of growing a porn stache as a joke. Should I /k/?

>>34119775
Nobody cares, do what you want. If people make fun of you for it IRL then either suck it up and make it work or get rid of it.

>>34114596
Kek my dad went to school with a guy that joined the marines and tried to hit his DS. The DS literally broke his fucking shin in two and he got a dishonerable discharge.

>>34118472
This. Glocks, M&P, XD(m) are all just about the same. It really comes down to cosmetics and features you want.

Goatees just remind me of David Brent. Very poor beard choice unless you have it long and thick like OP's photo.

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>>34112876
Lol get out nigger.

>>34114596
>>34118476

I'm a veteran who likes guns and loves bikes, and I hate how autistic these three "communities" are almost as much as how they all overlap. Too many mall ninjas, middle aged men who took Sons of Anarchy too seriously, and guys in multicam baseball caps with a grunt style t-shirt for every day of the week.

>>34112876
I'm saving this pasta for everytime I see that word.

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>>34112326
>60% of militia dudes wear them.
And ~80% of white trash dudes wear them.
You do the math.

>>34121473
I'm ethnically a hodgepodge of stuff mainly including Yemeni and Lebanese. I'm also "white" at a glance and a US military veteran.

The number of old fat white dudes who start getting racist as fuck when they think its just "us" white people around is fucking astounding. Bonus points for the dudes figure out I was military and either give me a sob story about how they totally would have joined, give me their retarded spiel about how to win in the middle east, or who start talking 'bout how they'd fight an insurgency (clearly having no military experience, massively underestimate the firepower a unit carries, and think soldiers are a bunch of automaton robots with no ability to react to a Bubba "sniping" at them with his .308. Because clearly, the military has never had any experience dealing with an animal fucker with a long gun.)

I'd say 90% of the people I interact with at the range are good dudes, but man oh man, that last 10% are fucking cancer.

Does anybody have that picture of a fat militia guy in some marpat knock off, I think watchdog was the name of his larp group

>>34122856

You're looking for 'Militia Rising'. It's on YouTube. Three different militia groups, all their own brand of cringe.

The problem with militias is that they are full of retarded, delusional, out of shape autists, making them groups that self respecting people steer clear of. Which robs the group of valuable manpower which could transform it into something respectable. Which leaves the retards in charge. Which means the only people willing to join are going to be more delusional retards. It's a vicious, self-selecting cycle.

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>>34112326
>chin pubes
>ever

>>34118476
and yet you probably have tattoos

>>34122812
>whites being racist alone
everyone is racist when they're alone. If you've ever been around blacks in Harlem you'd know this.

>>34122812
>>34123049
even an Indian I met in NY told me he thought all white people looked the same (and african blacks too)

This thread is full of a bunch of women.

Slack-jawed faggots like OP related. Hiding their weak jaw with facial hair.

>>34123049
>that awkward feel when the blacks forget you're there and start talking about how they need to organize and take down whitey and you nonchalantly continue to drink your coffee

>>34112664
That's actually pretty funny. I'll have to use that joke some time.

>>34112664
"yeah your mother's"
was that so hard?

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Is this goatee /k/ approved?

>>34114568
>not wanting to let manlets LARP as Napoleon

It's like you don't even realize what board you're on.

>>34123164
>be .milfag
>walk over to black soldiers during field problem
>"ooga booga, whitey, ON FIRE, racism in America, off theCHAIN, BRING OBAMA BACK, mai niggua, no-shave profile nigguah"
>see me
> ..... nah it's cool he's Asian, he's part of the struggle also

That was the day I infiltrated the blacks and learned about how detached they actually are from reality.

>>34115014
All I wanted from ghost recon wildlands was to make an 80s pornstar who looked like that to kill drug dealers with, and ubisoft fucked me.

>>34124702
Thats a bit of a neackbeard

>>34115524
>it's not

ITT: beardlets and hipsters

>>34115014
>This forum used to be liberal
Then all the dixie trash got internet access

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>>34115014
>This forum used to be liberal (like: do want you want as long as you support guns) back in the days

Still is and just like days of yore, there is ballbusting. We are here for our love of guns, which includes people with a plethora of varied interests and backgrounds. Some people will like, others will mock; take both in stride and don't let it rustle your jimmies.

>>34112368
>Beards/goatees are in right now in the firearms community as a whole

Funny how it's also universal, here in Belgium 80% of the dudes at my local gun club are sporting goatees.

So do I...

>>34124702
Looks pretty awful.

>>34115524
amazed this is still around, are all the janitors on vacation?

>>34122962
Hawt.

>>34112326
So do Middle aged Harley riders. Its a desperate attempt to say" see me? I'm relevant and maybe still a bit dangerous so ....watch out."

>>34115014
liberal. People take offense to that because of the new definition of the word or stigma attached to it. Does K care who you fuck, no, where you fuck, who you worship, no although it should be the cube, and K never will.

K doesn't care what you do as long as you leave us alone. I want my married lesbian neighbors to be able to defend their pot field with automatic rifles. liberal doesn't mean that anymore, fucking commie shit going on with liberals wanting to act like mini dictators telling people what is okay to think what is okay to say what is okay to do what it is ok for you to have and what you should be okay with giving up for the benefit of everyone else.

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what about this goatee tho /k/?

>>34132340
that is absolute trash