Why do all the pro-gun states have to be so fucking HUMID?!

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Nope, closest you'll get is Arizona which is hot and dry.

>>34112211
AZ when not on fire by the sun

>>34112211
Alaska

>>34112227
Then winter, with nights cold and dryer.
Or sore throat season as I called it

>>34112234
>Wanting to get carried away by mosquitos when you go outside.

>>34112211
AZ and Alaska. West Virginia is cool enough for most of the year that the humidity blast isn't all too noticeable.

>>34112211
Upper New England (Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine) have great gun laws, as do Idaho, Utah, and most of the midwest. Oregon and Washington have good ones as well. Are you even trying, OP?

>>34112211
Cool and dry don't often go together, but dry is easy. Anywhere in the Southwest and places with high elevation fucknuts. AZ, NV, NM, UT, ID, I also count parts of CO.

>>34112278
Mosquitoes live in cold climates?

>>34112305
There are parts of Alaska that aren't Arctic tundra during summer.

>>34112321
Then I'm obviously not talking about those parts.

>>34112211
If you want dry, find out where swamp coolers are commonly used.

>>34112305
Stop screwing around on your phone and pay attention in class.

>>34112390
I haven't been in class in 20 years

>>34112305
Alaska actually gets very warm (or at least warm enough) during the summers. Problem is, snow melts but permafrost doesn't. Water puddles on surface everywhere, leading to high humidity and lots of fucking mosquitos. Led to that joke about the Alaska state bird being the mosquito

>>34112278
>>34112532
Sounds horrifying.

>>34112404
So you dropped out in kindergarten. Congratulations.

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>live in Florida
>step outside
>body begins to overheat as your skin combusts
>it starts fucking raining
>for five minutes
>then stops
>humidity ramps the fuck up and everything feels like you're walking in a suit made of warm, wet bath towels
>get eaten by an alligator as you collapse from heat stroke

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>>34113060
>He doesn't secrete natural combustion resistant slime
>He hasn't domesticated the swamp cats
>He hasn't embraces his Florida Man heritage

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>>34113060

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>>34112704

>>34112234
alaska is wet as fuck, i get over 100 inches a year

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>>34113060
>live in Texas
>step outside
>beams of sunlight instantly cause you to ignite
>50mph wind stokes the fire and shoots pollen into your nose
>suddenly the sky opens up and starts dropping baseballs of ice
>tornado kills your whole neighborhood
>5 minutes later it's freezing
>5 more minutes and the air turns to vaporized lava
>flash flood

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>somewhere with good gun laws
>nice chilly 70 degrees, not too hot not too cold
>good parks and scenery
>little to no Hispanic community

Does such a place even exist?

>>34112211
It's to keep the weak out.

>>34113202
California about 50 years ago if you avoided East LA.

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>>34113223
/thread

>>34112227
>>34112258
the mountain towns in arizona are cool and dry

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North Dakota my dude

>>34112211
Wisconsin.

>>34112211
I'd figure anywhere that's cool is gonna have a relatively wet climate.

>>34113161
So does your mom

>>34113343
Redpill me on Wisconsin, how are the self defense laws?

>>34112211
Idaho nigger

>>34113202
(northern Idaho)

>>34113166
This post deserved those digits. I'm saving it for posterity.

>>34113386
castle doctrine, open carry constitutional, CCW is 4 hours of sitting on ass. Great hunting up north, Milwaukee is Chicago North.

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>>34113166

>cold, dry, pro gun

>clearly Montana, OP is a retard

>>34112211
Alaska

>>34113390
Mind the Mormons (many are actually cool when not doing missionary work)

>>34113202
Minnesota/Dakotas/Wisconsin

>>34112211
You could go to NH which is cool and damp.

>>34112305
Albertafag here
When the winter ends, the air becomes fucking black with mosquito's, you open the door for three seconds and you have to take a fucking vacuum hose to the ceiling because that's the easiest way to get rid of them.

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>Live I New Zealand
>Walk outside
>A little bit chilly
>Decide to put on my fleece and have a cuppa
>Everything is good again
Learn how to temperate yanks!!!

>>34113202
Northern Nevada? Some smaller towns are mostly white.
I live in Reno though, which matches most except for the weather gets hotter during summer and there's quite a few Hispanics.

>tfw don't even want to bother with corrosive ammo because it gets so humid

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Alaska

>>34113166
wait there's pollen in texas? well im fucked

>>34113202
>>34112211
Wyoming, Idaho, Montana

>>34112305
this is mostly in the interior regions, there are areas that become marshes during the summer and are paradise for mosquitos.

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>>34113517
>>34114743
Either of those three, OP

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>be in coastal Texas
>wake up in morning to daily hurricane alarm
>wade through torrential downpour to jacked up 4x4
>It's somehow 108 degrees with 100% humidity despite being completely overcast
>join friends at local seafood restaurant, as immunity to heavy metal consumption and flesh eating bacteria has already kicked in from years of living there
>wild hogs are everywhere somehow despite gators also being there
>wild hogs somehow got onto the fucking island
>dinner starts to the sound of the customary oil plant emergency alarm

>>34113644
worst in the whole US.

now fuck off, we're full.

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>>34112305

>be inna Florida
>CC my tactical USP chambered in fuddy five (god's caliber)
>walk outside
>110 F with 100% humidity
>instantly start leaking all bodily fluids
>barely making it to my truck before dying from dehydration
>it's even hotter in my tactical blacked out truck
>blessed A/C finally cools me down, but not before my baked leather seats and dash give me 3rd degree burns
>want to go to local Publix for a sub
>get driven off the road only three times by legally blind octogenarians
>finally arrive in relative safety
>leave truck running, and take up three spots diagonally
>get my sub but notice a naked man is trying to get into my vehicle
>quickly run back to my truck
>the humidity turns my every movement into a laggard stagger
>try to shout out at the man to leave muh truck alone
>he doesn't, and I notice he's attempting to sodomize the exhaust pipe
>I draw on him because Florida has SYG
>gun has rusted over completely because of my sweat
>it also has an ambient temperature equal to that of the temperature of the sun
>the flesh of my palm and the iron of my 1911 have fused together

>>34112532
Im from florida and we have a lot of mosquitos, would it be worse in alaska?

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>Be in California
>It's sunny all the time.

Not anymore.

>It's sunny but cloudy all day.
>Tropical humidity.
>???
>Might as well be "Spare the Air" day.

The worst.

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>>34114792
The best one so far.

>>34112211
>TFW you wanna move to the states but the states with your climate have more gun restrictions than your home country.
I hear New Hampshire has 0 gun laws this true?

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>>34113334

NORTHERN michigan is based. no mitten, just u.p.

>>34114944
0/10

>>34112211
Nevada boi

>>34112284
west Virginia is the Mordor of Appalachia.
>>34113100
POSTER CONFIRMED FOR MOST POWERFUL RACE.

I miss Florida so much.

>>34113166
Confirmed

>>34114802
That's pretty much exactly how I imagine living in Galveston is like

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>>34115624

It's honestly my favorite place in the world, but I figured I'd put a spin on the fucked up Texas weather for it

>>34113542
>Wisconsin
Fuck off we're full, and summer here gets into the 80's and 90's

What is Idaho like? I have family there.

I know it has good laws but what is it actually like to live in?

>>34115857
They have a culture of knives apparently.

>>34114942
holy shit

>>34115494
New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont all have based gun laws.

I don't know about stand your ground/castle doctrine, but owning guns in those states is very free.

Utah and Idaho, OP.

> wake up in west Texas
> 8am its already 100 degrees
> its fucking January
> get knocked out by softball-sized hail on the way to your F-150
> love the smell of oil rigs and refineries in the morning
> wind shifts, now it smells like cattle shit everywhere in a 300 mile radius

>>34112211
Wyoming

>>34112211
wyoming

>>34113202
>>34113202
Eastern Washington State? Quiet, open, warm, and the only "ban" is on automatics and SBS, and you need a permit for SBRs, supps and CCW.

Being a Western WA, we have more Asians than Hispanic people here, though I don't know the situation across the Cascades as well

Utah can be good if you don't mind Mormons and living in the same as nutnfancy, but be warned while the summers are got and dry the winters can be anywhere from bone dry and pleasantly cool to truckloads of snow and colder than a witch's tit.

Also frysauce is a thing here, so there's that.

>>34112211
Oregon is breddy gud OP.

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>>34118511

t. Canadafag here

State your temps, I bet your state's deepest winter couldn't give me the chills

>>34119018
Another leaf here this Desu.

>>34113202
Idaho or Montana I guess

>>34112211
PA isn't too bad in terms of gun laws and it's only hot and humid for a few weeks. Still want to go to Alaska though.

>>34115498
I lived on the finger tips of the mitten for a while, most beautiful place I've ever been

>>34119018
Do you laugh at -50 temperatures?

>>34113166

You must be from the panhandle. I left hat godforsaken beaner soaked shithole for the promised land.

>96% white
>constitutional carry
>It's 56' outside
>dead silent

Leave. Escape. Or kick out the nonwhites, because the weather is Paradise compared to the blacks and illegals around there.

>fuck Amarillo and its dindus

>>34113536
I've done some "missionary work" with the Mormon women.
Not too bad.

>>34113166

Combine that with Florida humidity and you have southeast Missouri

>>34119470

> Few weeks
> Actually all summer

Also more taxes than anywhere elseand the roads are shit.

>>34121797
Roads are almost always shit outside urban areas

>>34113166
Texfag here and this is 100% true

>>34112211
Utah is the second driest state in the union, and has jobs in most industries. The downside is that the feds own all the good land, making houses fucking expensive for anyone within 100 miles of a job

>>34121797
Summer here is 8 or so weeks at best, pretty much June and July, maybe August if the year is particularly warm. And the taxes do suck a little but it's nowhere near being the worst in the country. And of course the roads are shit, have you seen the weather here? Besides, just stay away from shitholes like Philly and you're fine. In fact just stay away from the east entirely, unless if you like Jersey that much for some reason.

>>34121231
Windbreaker temps m8, nothing more

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>>34112211
If your not a nigger you can move to New Hampshire

>Mfw constitutional carry
>mfw 97% white

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>>34121495
>when you're on the wrong side of the river in STL

>>34113202
>chilly
>70 degrees

New Hampshire

>>34122528
How's the job market?

>tfw born n raised Flo'grown
you merely adopted the humidity, I was born in it, molded by it.

>>34113202
North Dakota has constitutional carry, and is 97% white. Little to no hispanics or blacks. Low taxes, booming economy, draconian drug laws, great gun laws.

It fails your temperature category but it isn't bad other than that. Full disclosure I'm not from ND I just want to escape my socialist prison colony :(

>>34123863
For what ? If you like working with follow heroin junkies you can find a cheap paying job, no income tax, but property tax is higher.

Otherwise you can work for stripmall zones, or bug ruger or sig for a job.

>>34112211

>what are the Great Plains

>>34125363
Damn. Now I want a green card.

>>34113202
Vermont, if you don't mind the winters.
>muh constitutional carry

>>34122528
Wait, how did I not hear about that change?
Noice.
t. fratbro in Hanover

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>>34117129

>can go literally several months without seeing a single drop of rain

eastfags don't know the struggle

>>34112305
I wouldn't be surprised if you found mosquitoes on the north fucking pole

>>34125406
South Dakota is similar, little derpier gun laws but a tiny bit warmer.

I really like Black women. Is there anywhere I can go with decent laws, decent weather, and no Mexicans but some Blacks?

>>34121231

With or without windchill?

With: Every Canadian has a coat and kit that can handle it EZ

Without: >>34122528

>>34126145
Georgia

>>34113202
Not in America.

New Zealand has that weather pretty much year-round though.

>>34112211
Maine new Hampshire and Vermont.

>>34126627
With Georgia it's obviously more than some, got any tips for a place where I'm not in a "diverse" area but can still get a Black wife? thanks tho

>>34126731
No, because black people are concentrated in diverse areas.

>>34126668
>pro-gun
>Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont
Really?

>>34126734
Yeah, but the diversity is diluted radially outside a city. I was wondering if you lived around there and had a specific suburb you think is nice. If not, I'm not trying to push you. I've got family in Georgia but they're gentrifying hipsters in Atlanta.

>>34113202
Utah

>>34112227
Arizona is cool and dry at night. Good luck doing stuff at midnight I guess.

>>34126751
Oh wait, I've got something.

Mississippi. That's the state you want.

>>34112211
Alaska, is pretty cool, and Arizona is pretty dry. New Mexico is pretty good for guns too.

Northern New Mexico might be what you're looking for. Raton, NM is close a huge NRA operated range and has average summer highs in the low 80's.

>>34126751
Not that anon, but just move to any of the suburbs around Atlanta and shop around. Black people are everywhere around here. I work in East Point and there seem to be plenty of relatively decent black girls hanging around. Alternatively just go to Savannah or Macon. Plenty of nigresses looking for a white husband, as long as you don't mind be the sole provider.

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>>34126787
Looks beautiful, that's a big factor. It's impoverished af but no decent self-sufficient /k/ommando would care about the quality of public aid.
>>34126858
Will keep those in mind too, thanks to both of you lads. Here's a Black gf for your troubles.

>>34119018
Northern Finland fag
Eat my ass

>>34126740
Wait seriously?
Its a red corner of new england, all three have consitutional carry, gun stores every town over, big hunting backgrounds, and loads of unraped forests.