You are going out with your girlfriend to meet her parents and

D-do I get free dinner or do I have to pay? Because if it's the latter I might just eat at home.

>>34107766
Probably avoid pushing for anal on the first date.

You know, act courteous and stuff.

>>34107766
Dump your girlfriend to date him instead.

>>34107766
Probably ditch that bitch and suck his dick while he tells awesome war stories.

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>>34107766
Ask him if hand holding is permitted.

>>34107766
golden opportunity to replace your defective DNA with premium operator DNA in future offspring.

>>34107766
act normal, cause i always call the father and ask for permission to date his daughter after i become exclusive with a girl so we would already be aware of each other

>>34107766
Who is this nerd?

>>34108392
welcome to /k/

>>34108392
He was in the airforce.

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>>34107766
Date a #Vining, then you'll be #Winning

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>>34108392
Hey there neighbor.

Have her home by 21:00.

With flowers and no problems.

>>34107766
Do a 360 and walk away

>>34107766
Slap his ass

>>34107766
Think of her dad while we're doing the nasty later that night

>>34108139
The fuck.

Are you for real or one of those comedy pastiche characters who also thinks that Chivalry was anything other than a medieval code of martial conduct?

Invite him to dinner with my parents next time so he can cuck my dad.

>>34107766
Too confused. All I can offer is to fuck my wife, but that wouldn't work in this situation.

Probably would turn inside out thrice, turn 45,000 degrees in the 6th dimension and nope the fuck out of there two weeks prior onto Europa.

>>34108139
What?
Are you for real?
I mean, I'm all for being courteous. I asked my father in law for his approval before proposing to his daughter... but let's be real for a second. If he'd said no, I would have told him to go fuck himself

>>34107766

>hfw she says daddy pass the salt and you both reach for the salt

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>>34108139
you must be at least 18 years of age to use 4chan

>>34107907
Lewd

>>34107766
Tell him I'm gonna fuck her in her ass, dirty. Watch him cuck out.

>>34109835
I'll yell "CA-CHOW" like lightning McQueen when I nut if I'm fucking some bitch I'll never see again.

>>34107766
Tell him I shit post on a Brazilian cotton glove making forum where he's very popular and ask if I can take a selfie to post, so all my anon friends will think I'm cool, and promptly be eaten

Marry her then and there.
>hello new dad, wanna go shooting together, maybe tell war stories?

>>34107907
>>34110377
kek

also checked

>>34107766
He says be home NLT by 2300. You better believe she'll be walking through the door at 2255.

>>34107766
Stutter uncontrollably and spill spaghetti everywhere

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>>34109328
> when youre busting inside her and she screams 'oh daddy' and he busts in the room as you bust in the womb

>EXPLODE INTO TREATS

show him how a real man you are.

>>34107766
Cry tears of joy
Our babies are going to be glorious

>>34107766
Kill him to sit on his throne