Patches - Stamp collecting for /k/ommandos STORE LIST: http

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First for siege patches when?

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Ai, check your email. Shadilay still not in

>>34079789
Are you retarded?

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Thank ya much Ai

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>>34079789

>>34079789
If this isn't satire; then holy shit.

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Fuck my german post office somewhere my packages from Ai get killed.
Still did not get anything since the past 3 weeks again.

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do you fags love your patches enough to parade them around in public?

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I know I love mine that much

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pics related, took my patches as my prom date

Planning on shipping the rest of the outstanding Gondola orders today. Again, if the designer is around please email me: [email protected]

>>>34079257
<3

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Hey patch boys and "boys",

Sorry I haven't been around been a bit out of commission. Even droids need a little bit of maintenance every now and then :c

I will be up to my usual sticky bidness sooon!
Everyone waiting on orders will receive a special item for my.. erre.. absentness..

I also will be back to helping fellow patch hooligans with their patch shenanigans!

Robot <3

Just a quick update before I fuck back off again.

The lewd M16 patches should be here in a few days and will go up immediately. I'm also currently waiting on samples for guard's design as well as the kitsune masks from Upotte.

>tfw you finally find an Initial D patch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFODclG8mBY&index=8&list=PLtQFeTpdXg-i9k8_NJRpObovGmyY6enwg&ab_channel=chaver28

>>34079752
Just as soon as it stops being a shit game.

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>>34080379
When are you gonna get new stuff in? I want an excuse to grab a couple more Large mystery items from you
>>34080576
>Siege
>Shitty
Leave

Post collections, fags.

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Hurry up guard with new shit.

>>34080150
doesn't that damage the embroidery?

>>34080020
my keychain made it through the machines safely, maybe your postmeister stole it.

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>>34080881
deus vult <3

>>34080881
Deus vult

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>USPS unfucked themselves
>got my patches in today

Nice wood

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Too much BS and no too many Patches

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>this is what WGW considers acceptable

>>34081998
Prune yourself, faglet

>>34081998
>this will surly be the end of the patch general says increasingly nervous man for the seventh time this month

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>>34081998
>>34082020
you should kill yourself via hanging deep in a patch of government-owned land without leaving notice for what little family would care about you.

>his kind of behavior isn't and should not be tolerated.

Yes, the patch thread surely isn't tolerated. That's why it's only been around for this long. Surely it's gone unnoticed.

>>34082020
SUCK
MY
DICK
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT

>>34081941
is this joke? I have seen joke, but this does not seem joke.

Maybe pun, but I know not of pun.

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>>34082020
>>34081998

>>34081941
She looks like she has downs

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Alright boys, it's collection time.

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>>34082172
Please select your level of butthurt sir so that we may accurately prescribe you some topical ointment that best fits your need.

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>>34082172
oh, I sure am scared now.

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Vote for patches
http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=592205f7e4b00b44d39af095

Fell free to ask me for a larger image of a patch art if you want to see it

Brak and Twin Peaks Bookhouse Boys have been ordered

>>34082233
Leave the thread nigger.

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>>34080150
>>34080154
>>34080161
>canon rabal

>>34080881
Deus Vult

>>34082259
racist

>>34082223

Could you post the Donut Loli and LWA DEA art?

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>>34082488

>>34082590
Why does Succy have a clown mouth with white makeup?

>>34082645
Because that's where the fun is.

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>>34082645
>>34082590
Can unsee no more baka foreskin.

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>>34082590

Looks good to me

>>34082645
>>34082704
I dont see it, but I'll try sharp teeth

>>34082645
FUCK

>>34082423
double nigger

>>34082645
oh my god

>>34082843
double racist

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Got them in Neet, thanks btw. Hate that the mailman mangled it so I'm going to try to smooth best girl out.

>>34083043
triple nigger

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>>34082590
looks good bb

>>34083082
W2C anti commie patch?

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>>34079699
Just some random patches I've got.

How's chupacabra coming along?

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>>34083367
hope crunchy doesn't have a SUCKY time drawing it

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What sites can I use to have a custom design turned into an embroidered patch? Looking to spend no more than $7 per patch. So far I've seen mallpatch, but that looks like chinese shit

>>34082138
>>34082213
What was it?

>>34083092
quadruple racist

>>34083441
Same old 'this is advertising delet this REEEEEE'.

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>>34081941
>Not enlightened enough to know the art style.
https://youtu.be/zvq9r6R6QAY

>>34081941
>basic bitch font
>periods on a patch

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>starbucks patches

other than the ones that grossly sexualize the siren, I don't get it

starbucks is run by cucks who don't allow guns in their shops

>>34083249
look deeply into that image

>>34083082
>he's an edgy faggot that owns a skull face mask
well color me in shock

>>34083479
quadruple nigger

>>34083700
i'm more put off by the prices.

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>>34083082

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I want to make a futa patch but I don't know what to do so its not a huge schlong on a patch

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>>34084046

Who released stuff on friday? Seemed to remember there being a big drop but none of the stores are showing anything crazy new besides fio

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>>34084046

>>34084219
wood dropped the come and get them patches.

>>34083437
Bump for knowledge

>>34084364
>>34083437
google

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Came home and had all these patches waiting for me.

In case you can't read the writing on Merlin's letter it says:

"Dude, no. That song was just bad,"( I sent him Oingo Boingo's song Little Girls swapping out Little Girl to Little Glock in the comment)"figured you'd go with Don't Stand So Close To Me. I was going to make a joke about the song, but figured you not having the mail held by USPS would be better."

I still think this is the way you pack all you packages Merlin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bd5YUEOwlE

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I think I'm going to need that carpet that someone was talking about if I'm gonna keep collecting patches

>>34083836
because he's a jew with shit patches he cut with scissors and steals designs

>>34083829
Nigga you lost

>>34082223
Wolf girls Best girls. Would buy 10

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>>34082223
>When your patch is the most wanted
Neato.

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Crossposting, but - placed on my new acquisition today.

>>34085062
>4chan soccer cup version

>>34085088
he's jumping over a log!

>>34085062
CRUSHZONE

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>>34083249

>>34085174
That needs to get put on a springfield with GRIPZONE

i ran out of labels, i got more, stuff will ship out tomorrow

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Anyone feeling it on this patch? R8 and critique.

>>34085821
I was just talking with my brother about milkwalkers the other day

>>34085826
Spoopy.

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Hurry up

>>34085821

I want it. I love esoteric shit.

>>34085826
NEET, the dusty crest, was that just a sample you have?

>>34085973
no I've got them all
Going to make the patch as well to sell as a package
Also found a bunch of blems so I gotta talk to the manufacturer

>>34085989
Alright, thanks. Looking forward to it.

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>>34085821
Also here is second version

>>34086016
Were you doing the katuyasga patch? I forgot, if so when?

>>34086110

Circular patch is preferable. Vertical rectangles only fit on a few things.

>>34086110
Both just look like a low quality meme.

>>34086110
would definitely buy a few circular ones

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are we ever going to see an armed autist patch?

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Dropped off!

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wip

>>34086612
how much will this patch cost?

>>34086612
Any chance of no aereola nip bulge?

>>34086669
>not liking puffy nips

>>34086633
prolly 7

>>34086669
I'll cook one without them, and hold a vote/

>>34086683
I'm a more modest man sir, classy is my thing.

>>34086225
>all that packaging for my patches

For what purpose? I have had people from England, Spain, and Finland send me patches in regular envelopes. The Finnish guy wrapped the envelope up in some scotch tape though, I will admit. And you had better fucking listen to my comments.

>>34086703
because no matter what they are shipped in people will bitch about it

>>34086703
you the stencil dude? half and half?

>>34086612
Maybe sharpen the lines on the chest area.

>>34086744

No. I just bitched about restocks.

>>34086853
ah, workin on it

>>34086669

You don't belong here.

>>34086669
Edit and run it yourself, faggot

>>34079699
>when your collection is the op image
feels good, man

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>>34087343

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>>34087372

>>34083066
>mailman jerked off to it first
FTFY

>>34087372
Want

>>34087536
ftfy

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>>34087343
>>34087372
>>34087432
>See these
>is that the fucking knotted "S"

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>>34088083
KNOT

>>34082223
Yeah I'm gonna need that HCLI patch STAT.

>>34079699
Anyone selling any Evangelion / Monogatari patches?

>>34088736
http://www.centralxdogma.com/

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pls no bully

>>34083066
Wait, I recognize this drawing. This is a trace of something else.

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This would be great on a chest rig , all im saying about it. R8.

>>34089188
we are fully aware

>>34089737
I was hoping someone would remember what I cannot.

>>34089753
it's just a fan drawing of megumin
it's on any of the different rule 34 sites
that's what NEET does

Star butterfly patch when?

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>>34086669

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>>34080611
>liking a leaf-made garbage-game where they have to nerf the MAC-11 by taking the ACOG sight away because it's too good long range instead of learning what bullet drop is.

>>34082223
I'm never getting those KLK patches, am I?

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>>34079699
Quick shop, but what do we think of this idea? If we like it I can sit down and make a proper vector.

Suggestions would be great.

>>34080611
Siege is glitchy overpriced shit

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>>34090323
I can also keep the wizard hat on him

>>34090349

I like the wizard hat.

>>34090323
There was nothing wrong with the original, honestly. I'm not too keen on this.

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>>34090349
I've always wanted the normal one anyway, would def buy this.

>>34090349
I like this

>>34084479
Hah, glad you got your patches man. I'd say I pack them all Disney Merlin style, but it's mostly my GF packing, I just do art and package notes.

>>34084515
Nice collection so far. Reminds me, I need to get my SFW patch board ready to decorate my cubicle with. Should be fun.

>>34085989
Hey, I'd buy a blem or two from you along with the patch and correct emblem.

>>34089509
As low on the rig as it can go, or next to some lewd anime grill, either one works.

>>34090349
>>34090377
Wizard hat is a must, trust me, I know wizard hats. I still want an original, along with a dozen others from that book, but I'd buy this.

---

Got bubble mailers, big shit going out soon.

Neet pls ship my patches it's been almost a week ;-;

>>34090349

Should make a Pepe one that says "Behind the Meme Door", and an repro of the original. Sell them as a pair.

>>34090349
YES

>>34090502
Oh shut the fuck up

>>34090452
Merlin, 'best customer' here thank you for SOX and gloli patches! Got them safe and sound!

>>34083334
nice collection. 'join or die' broken snake patch would be a good addition for you I'd bet.

what is the fitness patch from?

>>34090502
you've been bitching for a week

>>34090349
Check your email.

>>34090323
>>34090349
fug, now I gotta go check the archive to see which ones I wanted to do

Why is the Crimson Caravan asking for a password to get through?

>>34092547
holy fuck for the last time

its
fucking
closed
he's
busy
don't
ask
again

>>34092554
Fuck off, nowhere in this thread does it say that

>>34092593
no it says that every fucking thread for a week now

>>34092536

Yes you do, and then you have to fight with all the others because you all wanted to do much of the same ones.

>>34092603
Well not everyone's constantly watching the threads waiting for the next weebshit to hang on their wall

>>34092619
sorry your a fucking phone posting casual

>>34090349
YES.

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New design up

https://www.redbubble.com/people/guardbrodraws/works/26578463-ak74u?asc=u&ref=recent-owner

>>34092823
is being a homo your hobby

>>34092836
nah i just take dicks in the ass for fun

>>34079699
>G&G Armament
Fucking Airshitter reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Guard makes better sticks than most the general

>>34093160
>i the english bad

~u

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>>34092547
>Why is the Crimson Caravan asking for a password to get through?

I went to an event in Arizona. Store will reopen in June.

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>>34092536
Well, I'm my pepe version of the green door and the ones in pic related

>>34093285
http://www.youtubecutter.com/watch/bbc33bcc/

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>>34093346
frustrated?

>>34091712
Thanks. yeh, that'd be a good one. US Army, eligible for wear if you score at least 270 out of 300 on a physical fitness test.

>>34080520
What is your store?

>>34094042
Pastebin

>>34094056
PKs not in the pastebin

>>34094076
Because he isn't part of this community. He's on facebook.

>>34094076
look harder

im looking at the link right now

>>34094076
https://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
sure he is (wgw tier)

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>>34094106
>>34094121
well I'll be damned
haven't looked in awhile

>not the guy asking for the link btw

>>34094076
Why he's on it, we'll never know.

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>>34081941
I was a regular buyer from WGW for a long time, but this is a fucking disappointment.

I think pic related is the last patch I bought from them that I really liked. I wish they'd get their heads out of their assess and get back to pin up anime chicks.

Anyway hopefully my shipment from Ai should be in on Tuesday. I'm looking forward to it.

>>34094174
someone will be coming out with nice Jormungand patches soon

I have it on good authority

>>34094174
>That Ryuko
Always triggers me.

>>34094174
i want ryuko to play with my trigger :^)

Is Valkyrie still cool around here?

>>34094261
He's not around often but he's a cool goy

>>34091712
It means you did well on your PT test.

>>34093964
Please don't do that. People will laugh at you for being a nerd.

>>34094209
Honestly I'm not even concerned about Jormungand patches, I just want some decent sexy anime chick patches. That's what WGW started with, then they got up their own ass and went to shit.

>>34094226
Why? Is it the fuck huge trigger finger? It's odd but I'm willing to ignore it because the rest of the patch hits all the high notes.

>>34094313
>look mom I posted it again!

>>34094313
It s patch thread fuckhead. I see pictures of peoples guns on here, that are still being reposted by them since 2013-14. Go eat a dick if you don't like people posting things in a relevant thread. I see the same patches posted in these thread too but you don't see me bitching. /k/ has been ruined by all you fucking newfags.

>>34092823
Is this a joke? That looks awful

>>34094394
Lol nice job replying to the wrong post fuckhead.

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>>34094394
>same exact photo every thread
>no context, or any sort attempt to add to the discussion
>it's not even an interesting or good patch, it's just a shitty PVC of a gun with no context or anything
Your post is literally shit, and so are you. Kill yourself.

>>34094394
mate just fuck off or get something new and interesting to post

>>34094426
>attention whoring on an anonymous forum
>talking about shitposting
b8

>>34094309
>Why?
It's completely out of character for her.

>>34094440
>>34094426
>>34094404
I cant wait for summer to be over

Who makes the best NERV patch?

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>>34094453
It hasn't even begun, maybe if you left your mom's basement some time you'd know this...

>>34094465
>being so new you don't know what thats referring to
Ahh newfags everywhere

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>>34094446
>>34094453
>being so buttmad you actually samefag

>>34094474
school for most kids doesn't end till the last day of June, you should know this very well, since you're also one of them.

>>34094449
Is it? I was distracted by the tits and thigh highs.

>>34094477
Quite you filthy summerfag. Why don't you try lurking more before posting? Like me and all the other super old fag anons.

>>34094511
Yeah. She wears the transformed sailor outfit pretty reluctantly.

>>34094477
>Being such a NEET that you need to try to create an online persona on an anonymous forum for self validation

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>>34094511
>>34094535
Now this is some bait I can get behind

>>34094528
Hmm, yeah you're right. That being said I still enjoy this patch because I think the costume is top tier and I think Ryuko is pretty cute to begin with.

>>34094535
>all this bullying
And here I was thinking Ai was for giving out bullying.

>>34094568
>Ai thinks your bullying is bait
I've failed as man!

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>>34094594

>>34094603
>>34094594
These would be great embroidered.

How is this weapon related?

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>>34094575
>>34094589
I've long grown out of being bullied desu, it's all bait now.
>>34094642
Exactly what I thought, hate it when people make totally embroidable patches into woven, or worse- PVC.

>>34094658
The PVC one especially. Demon girl pinup that I assume is from an old WW2 fighter.

>>34094658
>>34094672
Why the hating on PVC? YOu get better details than with shitbrodiery

>>34094672
nah its just generic demon girl

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New acquisitions. Thanks Wood, Ai, and NEET.

>>34094681
Because embroidered > Rubber.

>>34094699
Not a reason

>>34094712
PVC gets dirty too easily

>>34094734
You can clean it without smearing the stain in.

>>34094453
>literally nothing has changed in 6 months
>FUCKING SUMMER

>>34094681
objectively wrong
embroidery can be much thinner than PVC

>>34094712
>Not reason
PVC is ugly. Calm your fucking autism.

>>34094658
Damn, you've seen through my farce!

>>34094672
>demon girl
Nope. Same as the one above. All from a top tier pin up artist who forsake his gift to make meme knives and keydex pouches. Seriously though, biggest waist of talent I've seen in forever.

>>34094712
PVC just strays too far from normal military patches, which are all embroidered into patch for the sake of art territory.

>>34094658
>Rustle

I fucking knew it!

>>34094691
Fug everytime someone posts their keychain I start wanting one more and more. Is it good? How're the details on it? Any problems?

>>34094826
>All from a top tier pin up artist who forsake his gift to make meme knives and keydex pouches
They're just patches i bought at comicon.

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Are we gonna have a smug wendy's patch?

>>34085956
Of you make the lewd version and send it to me, I'll hotglue it.

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>>34094860
Yeah and the guy who did the art for them was a top tier pin up artist before he started doing meme knives.

You can still find a bunch of his patches, but he hasn't made anything new in years.

>>34095004
Man his knives look really tacky

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>>34095033
Right? And the thing is he basically stopped doing pin up stuff.

I wouldn't care how tacky his knives were if he at least did new pin up work that I could buy in some form or another.

Guess stupid knives sell.

>>34095081

Why do those look like they are made out of ceramic?

>>34095081
>tanto meme
God...

>>34095095
bead blast finish

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>>34095095
>>34095105
And the guy regularly use to do art like this!

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patch when?

>>34094857
Seems durable so far. I put it on the same ring as my keys, so I expect it to get scratched up.

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>>34094857
I love mine, details are sharp, no problems at all, buy one.

What's everyone drinking tonight?

>>34095181
>garbage car
>garbage booze

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>>34095181
Actually out drinking out at the bars. Best I had was a Belgian beer called Odin Thor. Dark and tasty.

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>that good feel when no step on snek is part of my working uniform

>>34095206
how is the liquid not pouring out

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>>34086612
I need this in my life

probably gonna order pic related when I get back from leave in honor of Solidus Snake's VA passing away (and the fact im sorely lacking any Metal Gear patches)

>>34095236
The meme magic of apple my friend.

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Belgian Trippels are the best shit ever.

Also patches to try and keep things relevant.

>>34095236
The bar he's at is flying in a circle at high speed.

>>34095623
>Trippels
Good taste anon, but not quite as good as a quad! Too bad I haven't see a good one on tap in forever.

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>>34086612
Where do you get the equipment to get into patch making ?

>>34095858
you can't afford one

http://sendvid.com/axbetjfk

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>>34092836
>>34094397
>Passive aggressive patch-makers turn off their names and shitpost in order to bring down the guy who draws original designs
>Meanwhile they copy paste the work of others and gloat


Like pottery.

>>34096701
>t. Guard

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>>34096701

>>34079699
NEETpatchguy will you do new Upotte FAL Keychains?

Pls gib her

>>34095181
>get one

I wish I could. Ai doesn make them anymore and I missed them
When they are avaiable again Im gonna buy 10 at a time

>>34081941
>dat finger
>dem bullets
>dat stupid qoute
leave my koko alone you fucking retards

>>34083082
isn't that the guy who stole all the designs from here?

>>34094734
What a nonsense. PVC lasts like forever and is totally easy to clean. You can literally take a shit on a PVC patch and just rinse it off. Try that with an embroidered patch. That being said embroidered is still masterrace.

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>>34096701
???
I might've helped Merlin out once or twice, but I'm no patch merchant, and I never namefag. I just think it looks terrible.

>>34092823
Your faces have always bothered me. Something about them always look off. I asked a few people and they think it's the placement of eyes/mouth/nose (being too far spaced) along with combination. IE: some mouths don't match the eyes.

>>34090349
Yes please

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What patches are ya'll waitin on?

For me it's
>Opposing force
>C17 Overwatch
>Laura Patch
>mahoro patch (not sure if that's still happening)
>NieR Yorha

People loved guard when he was working with neet and doodling for /ak/ a few months ago.

Now that he's doing his own thing plus working with pk, suddenly his art is complete shit even though his style hasn't changed at all.

Really makes you think.

>>34097954
because a few anons represent everybody here

the whole thing with pk left a sour taste in many peoples mouths since he enabled pk to try to fuck a few patch merchants over
also the art he made for pk doesnt work on patches and they refuse to listen to any criticism
but thats just pk's patches in general

>>34096701
I was the first one but I just like messing with Guard
I actually really like his style

>>34097114
yes along with the others

>>34097954
its the crossboarders that started shitting on him

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>>34097954
I've never really liked guards shit. The thing with PK just made him seem like an asshole in addition to being a mediocre artist. Also I don't represent the entire patch thread.

>>34097714
May just be personal preferences and personal tastes, nothing wrong with that

>>34081941
Autism, the face

>>34098110
When I first saw Guard's thicc anthroed females I liked it a lot. But over time he never improved and he never changed his characters facial features. It's like he copy pasted the one and only facial expression. Also, he's a complete ass when he receives constructive criticism. It's like all his internet fame went to his head and he refuses to mature and listen to others who can paint him over tenfold.

>>34098619
>But over time he never improved and he never changed his characters facial features

>a guy never changed his style

okay?

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Who was the one making a Superjail patch?

>>34094290
>People will laugh at you for being a nerd.

You realize you are posting in an animu/vidya patch thread right? I'm out now, fat, and can't wear it anyway. It's just a pretty thing.

>>34098619
>Also, he's a complete ass when he receives constructive criticism. It's like all his internet fame went to his head and he refuses to mature and listen to others who can paint him over tenfold.
i must be going to art school just to be a ponce then, i suppose.

>>34098649
It sure doesn't show.

>>34098619
>when he receives constructive criticism

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>>34098633
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

>>34098619
>constructive criticism
>YOUR DESIGNS ARE SHIT AND YOU NEVER GET ANY BETTER

yeah whatever buddy

>>34098719
im not your buddy, pal

>>34098719
Oh bullshit.

I don't have the screencap but I remember when some anon was critiquing Guard's work (in a non shitposting way) and Guard went off on the guy. He's the Lars Ulrich of drawing

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>>34098769
Isn't Lars a pretty solid drummer though?...

For once in my life, fuck federal holidays. I just want the mail to deliver my fucking patches already.

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>>34098785
>The joke
>Your head

>>34098785
He's secretly disrespected by the community and one of the main reasons why Napster was taken down.

As a drummer he's alright at best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMXasv7N2Y4

>>34098863
I dunno man, I always thought he was a pretty good drummer despite all the Napster drama and other drummers seemed to like him well enough.

>>34097954
The main reasons I'm not a fan of guard are one, his art style of faces makes the characters all look the same, so it's hard to tell them apart. And two, he inserted himself into the /wfg/ group and he constantly tried to turn it I to a circle jerk about him, posting pics of himself and otherwise.

This was after he was kicked out of monster girl general, /ak/, and other groups.

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>>34089113
>no step on snek

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>>34098963
>And two, he inserted himself into the /wfg/ group
Uh, the guy gave birth to a literal /k/ original setting that multiple writers use to great effect in their own works. He didn't insert himself anywhere, we put him where he is after he made substantial efforts to flesh out the setting and lore he thought up on the spot. Also you're taking the piss if you think he is the only artist who has trouble making characters look different

>>34095623
>New Holland Brewing
good taste anon, I'm a fan of their Dragon's Milk Stout in particular.

This is a patch and sticker/accessory thread, guys.

>>34099011
>gave birth

No you fucking dunce write-faggotry was always a thing. He did nothing to originate, propagate, or proliferate /k/ writing simply because he was not around before it took off. And if you're only talking about the /wfg/ which is sparsely popular at best, he did not originate that either. It was a bunch of anons who recognized Gaurd and his droll works who decided to use what little popularity he had to raise their own.

>>34099072
>write-faggotry was always a thing.
yeah incredibly disjointed, newfag

>>34099072
I didn't say he was the original maker of all /k/ writing you fuck stain, I said he originated a popular lore and setting that almost every single writer uses in their works. You are so salty that not even potatoes would help the gray matter soup that resides in your skull.

>>34099072
>It was a bunch of anons who recognized Gaurd and his droll works who decided to use what little popularity he had to raise their own.

>If I rewrite how it actually happened but make it sound bad, people will think differently!

Go away
Nobody cares about how much you hate Guard
Literally no one

>>34099111
God damn, those Steel Beam numbers

>>34099068
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT ABOUT MUH KEYCHAINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34099161
I SAID ACCESSORY

>>34098963
You realize he started the whole waffegeist thing right? He alone is responsible for /wfg/ coming back to life. Go suck start a lahti.

>>34099107
>Uh, the guy gave birth to a literal /k/ original setting that multiple writers use to great effect in their own works
Neck yourself you dog rapist

>>34098649
>art school

what, the art institute? lol

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>>34099171
For some reason I read it as "patches/stickers"

>>34099111
just ctr'ing you slow shipping ass player.
(let the shitposters have their fun you meanie)

>>34090518
seconding this

>>34099186
University of Art out of California, my first classes start here next month

But seriously this isn't /ak/, go bitch over there about me if you want to fuck up a thread. You are, quite literally, making this thread about me. Stop it.

>>34097176
>stupid qoute
It's literally her theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okzVnShqMw

>>34099207
not that guy but I personally hate the theme and the quote

>>34099206
online?

>>34099216
Has to be

>>34099241
how exactly does one take an art class online?
Like, I understand it's kind of simple, but wouldn't hands on help from a teacher be important?

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Pls don't bully guard-kun, he just just a simple man making his way for him senpai. We had a good time eating bbq. He a good goy

>>34099206
I just entered this thread.
I dont believe for a second you made it into Calarts. I know people who went there, and its a hard school to get into.

Post submitted sketchbook or your a liar.

>>34099442
Only for you sticky bun.

>>34099462
No no not Cal arts, this is just an art school out of California. This particular one is out of San Fran

>>34099330
What are you imagining art class as? The teacher standing behind the student, their hands over their pupil's, guiding their hands so they can feel how to art better? Because while that sounds like a great doujin plot, that isn't how it goes.

All this shit flinging at Guard seems pretty petty, and isn't helping anything.

Honestly, yes, the faces can be same-y, and the text is hard to read sometimes, but the style is very good, and unique at that. I can't wait to see his art after he goes to school and I'm still dying to run a patch with his art.

---

Now back on topic, I submitted six patches last night; Lard's Goblin Slayer, black bordered merrowed Kekistani flag, and the four LWA hearts from HeartPatch. I may submit more, especially if Sticker can help me with a minor edit on one.

I also had an image of ten of the black project patches I was going to ask about, but it's too big to post, so instead, anybody want the Minotaur patch done? I recall Ai wanting it, but he didn't post it in his claim list this thread.

>>34099506
I have yet to even go look at those patches

>>34099534
They've got some great ones in there, go check it out on desuarchive, thread #33993393 I believe.

>>34099442
Sticker! I still need you help with that No Heck With patch, any chance you have some time? If not I can wait.

>>34099495
so an art institute. got it.

>>34099612
Is there a real particular difference?

>>34099161
Show me where your keychains are avaiable first

>>34099691
pastebin retard

>>34099506
In retrospect I wonder if this type of shit happened to Willis.

>>34099894
Far as I recall yeah, to an extent, but it got overshadowed by the whole "lel Willis ded" fiasco and a whole bunch of other drama.

/k/ back then had 10x more trips and names around being characters with semi-known history and it was a daytime TV drama shitshow. It was a great time though, and I still miss some of them. Some for being fun and helpful, some for being funny idiots to laugh at. Wish Illiyich was still around.

>>34099506
>unique
its half decent americanized anime.

>>34099107
>he originated a popular lore and setting that almost every single writer uses in their works.

What setting or lore was that?

>>34093285
My sides have never been so out of orbit for fucks sake anons just buy the OG ones if not just make the same patches you dumb fuck

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Feels like its been ages since i was able to sit down and just enjoy a thread. feels good.

>>34100722
Waffegeists.

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Thinking of designing a patch about "Is This a Zombie?" Patch would anyone like it?