Oh no /k/! The happening has hit, and your only companion(s)

Great.... I get Merle Haggard so I'm alone

>>34070402
I get Drive Like Jehu. Fuck.

Kohh, I'm indifferent

Ariana Grande....
Looks like I'm in for a blast.

I get John Darnielle. Cool. I like him.

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>>34070402

>zztop

I hope they can shoot.

Aku in Feel Thicc Inc? Damn, I'm pretty set.

ace of base

I never thought 90's nostalgia would kill me

>apollo 440
are these dudes even alive? pretty sure they coked out years ago.

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>>34070542
me2

I'm fucked. Hopefully in a good way, but probably not.

>The Money Store
I think Stefan would either just kill himself or take his shirt off and sprint innawoods. Not sure about Zach and Flats.

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>>34070402
>Freddie Kane
Kek could be worse. I picture lots of Backwoods and armed robberies in our future. Also he grew up in Gary,IN so it's been happening.

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Heh, I think I'll be fine.

Tool's Maynard James Keenan is a /k/ommando like myself.

>>34070918
At first I didn't believe you, but read a few articles on him going to Gunsite and about that commemorative rifle he put the name of that Medal of Honor recipient on.

Dude is pretty based.

>>34070918
He also apparently makes pretty good wine.

>>34070402

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q17D-mGxOFc

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Devil Makes Three
Gun toting libertarians and a hot gunbunny who plays stand up bass. Awesome.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fE4zdYtHJG0

>>34071059
He also thinks California should drop off into the fucking ocean. He's truly our guy.

>>34070918

same

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shieeet

Clandestine potato boy and a rat. Fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jST20oV3xYs

Neat, a bunch of gun-toting, pagan Finns to gallivant around with.

>>34070402
I was just listening to Garda Panteri so I guess we both get to hang out with Roki

>>34070402
AKB48

Topkek, roaming post-happening Maine with 136 Japanese teen idols and my new AUG. The world has become the best of animes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdieREJYYfA

>>34070402
Could be worse, I guess.
https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE

>>34070402
I get the red army choir

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I got Slayer so I think I'll be fine.

>>34070402

Sabaton.

>BRB, lost in the Argonne

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>Dave Rodgers

I drift the fuck outta here.

>>34070402
>mfw it's just me, Mu's/Muse, a small hunting knife and a survivial pack still missing its first aid components and with very little food wandering my island
>tfw my island is basically 2-3 sections of semi-urban areas, surrounded and separated by wilderness with a few small, scattered towns
>I speak no Japanese
>the only ones likely to speak any English are Eli and Maki
>Nico whines the whole time and Nozomi wants to stop every other km to read tarot cards and figure out where to go next
>Hanayo and Rin eat all our food in the first hour
>Kotori cries every time something bad happens to someone
>Honoka is just there
>Umi, the only other person capable as a marksman, has never shot a live or even human-form target but is a crack shot... with a fucking longbow
I think I might be fucked.

>Chvrches
fug

>>34070402
>Sir Christopher Lee rises to guide me through the great happening of our time
Yes please.

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>Chris Ray Gun
Fugg

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>>34070402
I'm stuck in with Caro Emerald.
Ok, I guess? I mean, I don't know what to expect out of a Dutch jazz singer during the happening...

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>>34070402
Well shit.

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>>34070565

>kool G rap

I mean he talks a big game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8jRjvlLgE

On the other hand he lives in NY and probably hasn't shot a gun in his life and or can't hit shit.

>>34070886
Lucky bastard

>>34070402
Literally someone linked this seconds ago. H-how will this go down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEVJjH1I3s4

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>>34071781
>last thing listened to: Today Was A Good Day

oh the Irony.

>Nirvana

Oh great. Kurt Will off himself and I'll be left with that pansy Grohl and the other dude whose name no one remembers.

>Ted Nugent
sounds like fun tbqh

>>34070402
>darude
So I get a middle-aged finnish DJ. I've got to stop meming so late.

Frontal lobe - Harms way

Im fucking good.

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>>34070402

I think I'm good to go.

>>34071433
I'd happily breed 98% of them fine girls. Lucky bastard...

I just finished watching them sing on some NHK music show...

Does this mean we're sharing?

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>>34070402
FUCK WHO'S WATCHIN'

I'm good, gonna survive no problem. MC Ride was born for the happening.

>>34071810
>Kaptain K
The ultra heavy beats should be a good habbening companion

>>34071494
>Ken Blast
Die historic with me anon

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Maybe I'll at least have a threesome before I die.

>>34071846

literally just listened to that one.

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I get Pyotr "Cannons are an Instrument" Tchaikovsky.
Do we get the 21 cannons? Those are his instruments, they're very important to his music.

>>34071589
>Caro Emerald
A Fright Night Like This?

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D74LXx0wSqMI&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCxrQd6Sn5PA&start2=&authorName=aphrocarlin

I get Vök, Icelandic indie band. Í get to fuck the girl, I guess.

>>34070402
>last listened to red army choir sing katyusha

so the red army is my backup. great.

>green day
>green fucking day
I'm gonna spend the rest of my short life bitching at Billy Joe's libshit ass about Revolution Radio and Uno, Dos, Tre. Fucking asshole.

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>>34070402
Well at least if the happening is a war, he could definitely sing about it.

Butthole Surfers....I'm SOL.

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Fuck.
the Cramps, and Lux interior's dead. Shame given he was the maddest bastard out there.

Even bigger shame that Ivy Rorshach is getting on a bit. she was damn hot, back in her 30's.
Though I'd still do awful thing to get into Candy Del Mar's knickers even if she is 50 now.


In the absence of Lux, for the apocalypse, can I just get Bikini girls with Machineguns?

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Red Hot Chili Peppers, huh? I'm not sure if that's a blessing or a curse, I don't know how useful they'd be. At least they'd be able to make the happening sound good, if nothing else.

https://youtu.be/Mr_uHJPUlO8

CCR, don't even know if any of them are still alive, either im fugged

>>34072228
That's unfortunate, son.

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Well, 10 is better than one. Not sure how /k/ they are though.

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I dont know if this is amazing or the fucking worst.

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>>34070402
What if mines dead?

>>34072277
So like can i have all the fictional characters related to papa franku, or do i just get a half-jap?

>>34070402
There's forty shillings on the drum
For those who'll volunteer to come
To list and fight the foe today
O'er the hills and far away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw

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>Joy Division

not sure how to feel about this

>>34072312
Nobody gives a fuck about your music!

>Hall and Oates on the way to work
Can I pick one or do I take both?
>if both
Fugg more mouths to feed
>if one
I guess I'd pick Hall, Oates lookes like he'd have a lot to complain about.

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TFW you were listening to Alton Brown talk about how to choose the best produce and you see this thread.

Based AB...

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>Safe with Unknown Hinson

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The only correct answer.
http://youtu.be/Bb15zRfV9HQ

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>Leonid Kharitonov and the Red Army Choir
Lets fuckin' do this shit!

>>34072372
Holy shit, I didn't know he made music.

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So how does this work? Does Miku become 3D or some shit?

>>34070402
>listening to black sabbath just as I see this thread
Not sure desu

Leslie Fish.
Pretty cool, actually. Seems like the kinda person I'd want on my side in case of Happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG2tF4iObM&user=Feature%20Length

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Could be worse

Fuckin Disturbed?

I'm dead. Can't operate operationally when this faggot keeps going
>OOH WAH AH AH AH
>AWK AWK

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>tfw will survive inawoods with the metal hobo

>>34072484
Audibly kek'd

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>>34072426
Let's hope so, pic related for me.

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>>34072579
>I get to go inna woods and surviv- thrive with myon
NICE

>>34070402
>muh Rhodesia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84VYK4Rk2hg
I'll be fine I guess

>>34072765
>Rhodesia pictures
¿...que pasa, m8?

>>34072795
eh?

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>I get Rammstein
Well, at least Christoph Schneider was in the NVA for his mandatory service.

>>34072372

Rex is actually pretty good, and a devout Christian as well. Good pick, Anon!

>>34072808
Not sure why you'd pair an Aussie song about Vietnam with Rhodesia.

>>34072834
oh i see. I found it in a playlist called "songs about rhodesia". I didnt actually research it any further. But Aussies from Vietnam are just as well for the purpose of this thread I guess

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>>34070402
TFW I was listening to Dugan Ashley - Hold an AK

>>34070402


sabaton

>>34070416

you make me sad anon

>>34070402
RED ARMY CHOIR

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>>34072896
More like Dead Army Choir amirite? :^)))

>>34072765
>I'll be fine I guess

and the award for missing the point of the song goes to... Anon.

>>34070491
top tier taste mane
>>34070862
he and Zach would book it, Stefan would get winded after 500 yards but Zach would keep running until his shoes fell apart. Andy would get shot because manlet.

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>>34072959

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>>34070402

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>>34070402

>>34070402
Soundgarden :(

>>34072825
>>34072372
>Devout Christian
>Non faggy guitar player and singer who doesn't push his music
>Can hit a beer can at 1400 yards
>White
>Pretty sure he was a full blown operator at some stage
Would gladly let him fuck my wife.

>>34070402
I got Biggie. I really don't know how this would work out.

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The real question is, do I get the fictional group made real or just albarn and hewlett with a random rapper assist phone?

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>>34070402
Time to enter...

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Shooby Taylor... I may be in trouble here.

>Twisted Sister
Great, a bunch of old as fuck cross dressers for my partners. I hope they can handle a firearm

Death by snu snu within 24 hours.

I'm ok with that.

>>34070402
What do I get if the last thing I listen to was this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

>>34074058
Come on, Dee is a great battle buddy should you ever encounter Tipper Gore.

Ukrainian military choir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKMiE9WII0

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>>34074074
Dammit.

>>34072461
Clutch is pretty great.

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>>34070402
Sabaton. I win.
>>34070542
>mfw

Beck, I wonder if there's a use for Tactical Word Salad

>>34071552
lol

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>>34070402

assuming these guys can shoot i should be ok :)

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>>34070402
>Crazy For Love

At least driving will be awesome.

>>34070402
>Jefferson Airplane
Well shit at least I can get high

>>34070402
I get fucking Moondog, Sleaford Mods, and Dean Marting from that one cowboy movie he was in

>>34071105
holy shit i love those guys

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this nip manlet

>>34072302
Hope for the hapa, they're fucking lunatics
>hapaning

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reol.

yeet.

>tfw just bought entire John Edmond album

THE R.L.I WILL NEVER DIE

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Band of Skulls

Not sure about their fighting prowess, but I might be able to make it work...

>>34070402
Do I get bonus points when it was a live concert?

Because:
>Rammstein live in Horsens, DK
FUCK YES!

>all were East German conscripts
>Till is a hunter
>Till is a fully certified pyrotechnician
>Till is awesome

>>34070402
Sabaton, kek, I get a bunch of skilled often drunk and fun Swedish musicians.

Couldbeworse.jpg

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Well shit.

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>>34070402

>HE IS THE PRINCE OF THE LAND OF FIFE! NOBLE AND TRUE WITH A HEART OF STEEL. NOW WITH HIS LAST VENGEANCE WILL BE HIS, ANGUS MCFIFE IS HIS NAME!

TIME TO GO ON A HIGH ADVENTURE!

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>>34070402
Ummm .... uhhh-.... uhhhh ....

Well, at the very least, she does express boundless enthusiasm for harming others ...

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>>34070402
I think I'll be just fine.

>>34070402
Looks like the happening will be just the same as my time in high school, complete with friend with similar problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

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I'm okay, right? Of course I could be better, but I am okay?

checking my youtube playlist
avicii is the last song I loaded but I didn't listen to it as I was just linking to it for a friend
but the last song I listened to was the last stand by sabaton

>>34070402
I am certain something amazing will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZi89iQ11eM

>>34072215
probably fucking useless. drug addled urbanite hedonists? Yeah, sorry anon, see you in the next life.

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>>34077753
I suppose I could get them on bath salts or something and use them like trained attack people. Other than that, you're right. They'd be a massive liability.

>operating with Chuck Berry
Hell no. That nigga gon' steal my shit.

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Well at least my final hours will be comfy as fuck.

>>34071552
He is has guns

Alestorm, time to find a boat

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Burzum.

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>bunch of Aussies

Welp guess I either head off on my own or die surrounded by noguns and IRL shitposting. Good music though; I'll definitely have it playing as brass rains down as I make my final stand.

>>34079546
Looks like you'll be LARPing

>>34079546
*gets shot

>>34070402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAZgC5vOHU

I don't know how to feel about this.

Pros:
>They seem to be in good physical shape
>Probably good companionship
>Pretty sure they own and are somewhat familiar with guns

Cons:
>Jon is RIP
>Probably will all have drug withdrawals
>Really serious, crazy Satanists. Like, if we meet Christian survivors in the happening we're gonna have a war whether I want it or not
>Don't even get the music unless we have a generator, it all relies on electric guitars

>>34077306
Eh. Could be worse.

I don't really listen to them anymore, but I feel like David Draiman is an interesting guy I'd like to meet, he seems somewhat intelligent and not batshit crazy and over-the-top edgy like a lot of the rock/metal world. And I bet they're all decent survival partners

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I'm pretty sure Phil actually comes on here from time to time.

I'm all fucking set.

Shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4B_NOLWi9o

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Welp

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>>34074946
Lucky bastard. Rammstein's another band I used to listen to a lot, don't really listen any more but would still love to go to a show or meet the people. Till's a crazy bastard and I think he'd be fun as hell to go innawoods with.

>>34072296
Half damage from edged weapons, duh...

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I don't mind

https://youtu.be/60mLvBWOMb4

I get the savior of the western world.

Linkin Park...?

>>34070402
I got rammstein

I got powerwolf so I'm going to be on a extreme crusade and spread the hardcore reality of Christianity with the powerwolf gang.

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>>34070402
Davd Bowie. I feel like I'll be alright, but I probably won't be.

I got die antwoord, not sure how I feel about this

>>34080835

Nice

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Dave Remmler (TQBF)

I'm dead

Well shit. I got this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-s51B66Sl4

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>darkthrone
I have no idea if either Ted or Fenriz have guns.

Lebanon Hanover

German goth rock. Pretty sure I'm fucked as I feel they'd just shoot themselves in some pre ordained suicide pact as soon as shit started popping off

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>>34070402

O boi

>The Beatles

Well shit, I doubt Paul or Ringo can handle themselves in combat. At least I get to meet them before I die.

>>34070402
Red Hot Chili Peppers isn't too bad

>>34070402
Is David Bowie a beautiful corpse or an androgynous zombie?

>>34070402
Skrillex. Goddamn it. Maybe he wub-wubs gubmint agents and aliums to death?

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I was just nostalgic for old times and playing this while I opened the thread.
Simply ebin.

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I don't know about this...

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>>34079647
Good luck finding me, lvl 45 stealth

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>Rammstein
Flamethrowers and angry Germans screaming. I'm down for it t b h.

>>34079860
Lucky fuck. At least Morrissey will complain stylishly - I got fuckin' Katy Perry.

>>34070862
Death grips is best grips.

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5FDP. I know Zoltan is progun as fuck, on top of being a martial artist, so I've got that going for me.

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>>34072277

>>34070402
The Prodigy

At least my fights will be accompanied by cool punk music

>>34072228
Saw john fogerty last year, still based and can definitely shoot. Ur fine

>>34070402
Carpenter Brut Wiki:
Carpenter Brut is a French electronic music artist whose real name is Franck Hueso. Little personal information is known about him aside from his French nationality. His anonymity is a deliberate artistic choice in order to place more importance on the music itself rather than the identity of the musician behind it.

we /grayman/ now?

>>34070402
some smooth jazz guy
maybe he can hit people with his saxophone

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>>34070402
Fuck.

>>34070402
>cousin stizz
Sure hope these nogs are as good at shooting as they always claim to be

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Fuck.

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well at least ill be fine if I the happening is racing a turbo'd AE86 Levin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xDYo80H27Q

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daft punk because the radio was playing it
I guess I'll have nice sound effects while being raped

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>>34070402
She has almost assuredly never held a gun outside of one toy prop in a music video, but at least her voice will keep me hard in the night.

All the other good posts in this thread have made me realize that all of the musicians I listen to would be absolute shit in any survival scenario, except for the Warsaw Philharmonic. Odds are at least one of them would be useful.

George Michael is on the radio.

>at least I get a blowjob as I die

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>>34070402

Michelle Branch

I am become death, destroyer of worlds

>>34070547

He won't let you protect yourself because to do so would inflict harm upon another sentient being and John Darnielle is a giant fucking bleeding heart pussy

>>34071804

How old are you? Stop listening to Nirvana.

>>34077306

Good luck with Howie Mandel

ooh wah ah ah ah

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See you guys later.

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>five aging British hippies
Oh well

A playlist of Maiden, Lemmy and DIO: Oh boy...

>>34072363

Holy shit.

>>34070402
Warren Zevon, Welp he wrote Roland the headless thompson gunner, and jungle work, he's gotta be better than most.

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>tfw David Hasselhoff

I'm gonna be just fine.

I get Jan Hammer. No matter what happens, it's going to sound great.

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>The Gerogerigegege
SENZURI

>>34070416

I got George Jones. If I get a living George Jones, I'm pretty sure I could get that crazy fuck liquored up and point him at the enemy and produce a really good diversion while I exit the area.

If it's dead George Jones, I can wring the booze out of his corpse and sell it.

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Boris

I'm cool with hanging with them, i don't know how long we'll last but I'll make sure to bring my beat up electric guitar with no electric parts in it and we can still have some fun

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. OST...

Cheeki Breeki/10

>>34070402
>Tom Jones
I don't know how much of a fighter he is, but maybe his golden voice will protect us

>>34070402
>Tame Impala
I don't know about this.

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Well shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXt-EFvtdPs

At least i'll have some good company

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>>34070402
>Philip Glass

It would either go fine or fly off the rails and we'd kill each other, nothing in between.

Holy shit this is still up? Anyways, sabaton. I.. Honesty dont know how that'll go

>>34086254
At the very least I can probably fashion his piercings into some kind of weapon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7SdilW13D4

I think I am good.

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Necronomidol

>>34070402
Information gatherer begone!

>Soul'd out
I hope they know English better than I understand nip nong.

It's Chris Cornell, whoops

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>>34070402
Great success

>>34070918
>>34090644
perfect circle or Tool?

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>>34070402
Bosnian army from the nineties

>>34086215
I mean, you're not wrong, but most of the happening will just be scavving and listening to stories.

Tenacious D.

I'm pretty fucked, but I'll go out laughing.
Fuckin Rage Cage.

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I am okay with this

>Jedi Mind Tricks - Violent Design
hope they didnt bullshit in their songs on how tough they are

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>>34070402
>I listened to some Johnny Cash last night and haven't listened to any other music between then and now
>MFW
I guess it's time to operate into the end times.

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Could be worse.

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>mfw the last music I listened to was the opening to Persona 4 Arena Ultimax

>>34070402
clem tholet

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>>34079463
Is also complete manlet and worse, Californian from jew york

>>34070402
I get Sven and Mike from the Daily Shoah

>Carl Douglas
>Will provide over watch while CD kicks ass with the ancient art of kung fu

>Neofolk on Spotify shuffle
Fuck. 1/1,000,000 chance of cool vikingbro, 999,999/1,000,000 chance of old guy, hot but useless chick, or hippie.

>>34086428
>Play roundabout
>Summon von Stroheim
>Full auto capable metal man

>>34070524
Hey, at least you can say you have good taste. And now you have a cool yakuza buddy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFxq4fT1Mkg

vitun perkele

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>>34070402
Dumbfoundead, eh not bad.

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Im set

>fettes brot
3 old german hip hop dudes.
Great.

>>34079833
He's posted with timestamp before.

>>34070402
Ween
O C E A N M A N

>>34071486
Came here to post "God Hates Us All", good to see I'm not alone!

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>>34070402
>CCR
could be worse, I guess

The USSR National Anthem, looks like I'll be fine.

>>34071804
Watch this post be a foretelling of Kurts futur-

...i just saw the news. KURTS DEAD GUYS

>>34072875
>the happening happens
>you step up to his house, ready to pick him up in your truck
>a hospice van is his driveway, so you'll have to park on the street side
>dugan gets rolled out in a wheel chair
>cant move, can hardley speak
>tfw your fucked, boyo

>>34093169
I know its you phil. Please post nudes

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>Mac DeMarco
As long as we find enough Viceroys, he'll be good to go.

Harry Hibbs.

The niggas dead, so....

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>>34093915
>What follows is the post-apocalyptic tale of an anon and the ghost of a nova-scotian accordion player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdYpMREI7nc

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meh. at least i could use them as human shields

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>>34092377

>new yorkers
>no firearms experience whatsoever other than sven fucking about in the desert with mcfeels and ryan

yea youre fucked

Big L
He'd probably just rob me desu.

>>34073535
Don't cross him and you should be good.

>>34077546
He'll ditch you like he did the draft.

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I'm sure ole blue eyes can handle himself.

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>>34070402
I get some faggy looking EDM producer and a kinda hot singer. Could be worse, at least it isn't just the hipsterfag.

>>34070402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUzVCw8BEXA
I could be worse. The Canadian at least knows how to use an Airgun. And a shit ton of secluded Canadian wilderness.

>>34071552
well he's a vet so he can probably handle an AR with reasonable competence.

>>34071795

today he WILL have to use his AK

>Lou Reed is now my happening buddy
I don't know how to feel about this.

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Gonna operate in corpse paint.

Megadeth

Great, who doesn't want some 57 year old dudes who abused drugs in their youth to be their partners.

They better fucking keep playing music of they're sticking with me.

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Well whatdoyaknow, I got Kaliber 44...

that actually seems rather bad. Nogun central, Europe. And they're from that second city that's as big as Warsaw.

>>34071835
Listening to the whole money store album rn.

>Burzum
Varg did talk about shooting at the local McDonalds with his friends from their bikes in Until The Light Takes Us.

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>>34096142
yup, this does seem bad.

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:)

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>>34070402
Oh fuck yeah my waifu is coming to laifu

>>34071105
Mah nigga

>>34095130
Unable to confirm, sauce?

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will I make it