I was making a pipe and had a leftover piece of antler that fits

>>34061181
No

>>34061181
Yes

t. Californian

>>34061181
>clevergirl.jpg

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>>34061181
I'm more surprised that you're able to type on a keyboard or smart phone with those fingers.

Could you even slip one of those bratwursts through a trigger guard if California allowed guns to be owned by non-whites?

>>34061181
You could legally open carry a sword if you wanted to.

>>34061181
Woah, OP, make sure to register that assault antler and have an antler permit and license in order. After the waiting period and fingerprinting at an approved antler dealer of course.

Make it into a keychain. If it's clearly a weapon it'll be considered an impact weapon. As a keychain it can be considered an improvized weapon.

Either way if you use it you could be arrested, but if treated as an improvized weapon used in self defense you'll be out of jail in a few days at most with a decent attorney and a few hours with bail and likely dropped charges in a few weeks.

I've been to county a few times. FYI if you get sent bring glasses and a book. And when you call out request good shit from the commissary, you can trade shitty food for other shit and friends.

Sorry to go off topic. It's just shit I wish I knew when I first got locked up.

>>34061315
Well duh, but what if I used said tank slicing katana?

BTW is that still a meme here? I haven't browsed /k/ in years.

>>34061311
Are my fingers really fat? I'm only like 140lbsand I'm 5'10".

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>>34061311
Fuck off salad fingers.

>>34061181
>making a pipe

You know that there are stores and shops which carry pipe made of metal, and industrial plastics, right?

>>34061431
I like antler and bone, mostly because I hunt and don't mount my kills.

>>34061311
>will there be anything else, sir
>yea, I need to take out $300 in cash
>but make some of them 5's and 10's
>white buy black twitter dot jay peg

>>34061503
>will you be posting any guns, sir?
>yea, I mean they are on my other hard drive
>but I swear I have them
>no guns dot gee i eff

>>34061332
why glasses? is it a you need glasses to see so bring them or people are less likely to fuck with a guy wearing glasses?

>>34061431
Wrong kind of pipe, Carlton.

>>34061671
They lend you books and in some places they let you bring your own.

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>>34061533
ah yes, the classic /k/ response. get called out for being a colossus dick-slurping faggot, respond with 'noguns'. I also have a safe full of swords if you want to drop some fedora memes while you're doing damage control

>>34061702
but why glasses?

>>34061709
Sucks to not have them.

>>34061736
what if you dont need em at all?

What a great way to break fingers you've discovered.

>>34061707
Leverguns aren't real guns.

>>34061744
Then don't worry, fuck.

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>>34061773
/arg/ please go and stay go

>>34061787
If I don't need them, can I still bring them?

>>34061362
Post body. I'm only 5'8" but with really broad shoulders (they look fucking ridiculous, I look like someone whose 6'1" but whose aspect ratio has been fucked with) and I'm a fat fuck right now and my goal weight is around 140-150. Just curious.

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>>34063039
I've got a beer gut, but I'm pretty thin other than that.

>>34061707
Fuckin lold at the blurry doggo face. Don't want the atf knowing which pupper that is or they might shoot it