>tfw you'll never join a mercenary group in the early 20th century
>tfw you'll never be in said mercenary group and achieve the greatest find in the century
>tfw you'll never sell your greatest finding in technological advancement to the kaiser
>tfw you'll never remove atlantian for the greatest payday of your life
Was it just me or was Atlantis: The Lost Empire the most /k/ disney movie
>>34055807
It was, till Magic deus vult ex-machina and magic stone fish could shoot lasers.
I digged the glider fighters tho.
I always did wonder if rorke got away with selling the tech to the kaiser how ww1 would've turned out
People dont seem to realise that rorke's soldiers had almost zero qualms about mowing down an ancient civilization for a payday that may or may not happen. They were silent the entire time, and with the gas masks they probably brought chlorine gas.
Those guys were hardcore.
>>34056072
If they could replicate those fighter fish you'd have a completely different war.
Trenches and tanks are now irrelevant. Hell even Dreadnoughts are now vulnerable.
And The Allied Powers can't produce any equivalent.
Current design is exposed but they're shown to be pretty powerful, so weld a steel frame around them to protect the pilot and they're a huge advantage. Like giving a WW1 army a fleet of WW2 bombers.
>>34055807
>What exactly do you have in there?
>Oh gunpowder, nitroglycerine, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue.... and uh paperclips. Big ones.
You know just uh, office supplies.
Atlantis was actually supposed to be three movies, but then they rolled it all into a single film. This was probably a really bad move. It would have made Rorke turning out to be a bad guy, built up over the preceding two films something really special. They did a shit load of work for this movie, but sadly it didn't pay off because the execs were concerned over a lot of what the directors and writers wanted to do.
Oh well.
>>34061125
Fuck we're living in the worse timeline. Not only did we not get 3 movies, the pilot TV show got butchered into a mediocre movie sequel instead.
Got a link to where I can read about the original plan, anon?
>>34055807
>wanting to kill the closest thing to a dark elf you will ever get
Holy shit, guys. An actual homosexual.
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>>34061489
I got lost on the way to college and my parents strongly discouraged loud noises as a child what are you people sperging about?
>>34061489
>not removing bush humpers
it's almost like you want to get fucked over by those insufferable cunts
You will never be a mercenary pilot, soldier of fortune and playboy, flying a red plane and seducing rich chicks.
>>34061268
Sadly I don't know off the top of my head. I read an article about it many, many years ago.
>>34061528
You will never fight Air Pirates in your badass twin boom flying boat.
>tfw you'll never be a commercial trainee pilot shanghaid into becoming a mercenary in a middle eastern nation that's fallen into civil war during the late 70's and early 80's
>tfw you'll never fly an F-8 Crusader and F-20 Tigershark with a bitchin paint job
>tfw no giant alien death machine to have as a guardian and best friend
>>34061740
Source?
>>34062053
>tfw you will never inexplicably be at every major event of your generation
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Whoops, accidental reply.
Its Area 88 btw.
>>34061724
You can always by a cessna caravan with floats and open a shipping company in the south pacific
>>34061724
What a sad world in which we live.
>>34055807
God I need dis
>tfw you'll never fly a foldable fighter while wearing a chem mask
>tfw you'll never fuck that sweet brown pussy