BEES! I fucking hate bees, I'm pretty sure I'm highly

yes. yes it is.

>>34054518
If it's wasps/hornets just use those giant spray cans that have like 30 foot range

If it's honeybees kill yourself

Alternatively call a bee keeper if honey bees as well

>>34054518

get can of spray deoderant and bic liter

get close to hive, spray deodo & lite it

fwoooooooooooooosh

>>34054518
Yeah, just birdshot the thing to pieces with a loose pattern.

>>34054518
I had a fuckhuge beehive near my house it wad atleast a foot and a half tall.

Took the double barrel with cheap walmart birdshot and shot both barrels at once into the thing. Then I ran like hell.

>>34054518
>But I still don't know, is it a good idea to shoot the damn thing with my shotgun at close range to get rid of them?
HAHAHAHAHA, I mean, oh yes.
it is.
do it right now, but two things first:
one, get lots of cameras to film it,
two, watch this first so no one say I tricked you into suicide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMIu4fqi8jI
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgadVdE1ssg
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_UM-Yb_Ek

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>>34054518
>he hates bees
don't hate bees anon, bees are bros.

Fuck wasps and hornets.

If you're talking about honey bees/pollinators, leave them along you AIDS collector.

>>34054619
>=PgadVdE1ssg
it hurts me to see him firing in to the air, and then shows him in a semi rural area, but with a house next door. :(

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>>34054518
get pic related, it works like a charms with any insect, slug are especially fun.

>>34054644
rednecks gonna redneck

Leave honey bros alone.

If it's wasps/hornets, blow the fuckers up
If it's honeybees, contact your friendly neighborhood beekeeper, he'll be happy to collect the swarm and use it or sell it

>>34054541
>If it's honeybees kill yourself
I resent that. Maybe it's the fucking bees the ones who need to kill them fucking selves.

>>34054684
Bullshit, these don't do shit to anything of decent size with a hard carapace like a wasp or hornet.

don't kill them if they're honeybees. let them bee. they won't go after you unless you try and molest them.

if it's wasps, do whatever the hell you want to them. they are baddies.

>>34054518
bees are based.

somewhere in the amazon rain forest, a tree is tirelessly pumping out oxygen. i think you owe that tree an apology.

>>34055890
lies

>>34056040
Not lying. They're designed for softer bodied insects like flies and smaller bugs like ants. Use it on a wasp and all you're going to end up with is a literal and figuratively salty wasp.

>>34056061
Faggot

https://youtu.be/BQyoBPq3qHo

Bee's are slowly disappearing.
Monsanto is killing of the natural pollinaters so they can requlate plant pollination.

>>34054518
Use white phosphorus

>>34054541
>Alternatively call a bee keeper if honey bees as well

Do this if its honey bees, your state must have a bee keeping club that you could contact and somebody may be able to help you with it that way. Its free bees to them. I know because a neighbor keeps bees, here at his house in the suburbs and also at a nature preserve.

>>34056400
Got the tinfoil on a bit tight there... y'see if this were the case Monsanto's kinda shooting itself in the food then cause bees kinda polinate a lot of their products.

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>>34056502
>tfw I meant foot but food works in this context.

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Sometimes it's great to get the chance to use a classic meme again.

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>>34054518
Bees are bros as long as you aren't a dick to them or they build a hive in your house. Wasps and Hornets are the ornery little fucks that sting you for no reason. Also, try not to kill as many bees as possible since they are slowly dwindling. I think there are some programs in some states that reward you for calling animal control/a wildlife specialist and relocating a bee hive instead of destroying it.

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>>34054518
>>I fucking hate bees, I'm pretty sure I'm highly allergic to them
>doesn't actually know if he's allergic
>still larps that he is
>likely screams and flails like a fucking toddler whenever a flying insect gets near
>probably knocks over everyone's shit in the process
This is all the information I need to determine that I hate you.

>>34055858
>I resent that. Maybe it's the fucking bees the ones who need to kill them fucking selves.
I'm quite honestly hoping you suffer some terrible fate and I learn about it, just so I could savor the schadenfreude.

You are the type of guy who needs to have his ankles broken so he can't prance around, tipping people's food and drinks over, knocking over children, while fleeing from a fly because he, "thought it was a bee."

Yeah basically what everyone else has said. Leave the bees alone, man, they're important to our ecosystem, and if you're not a cunt to them and go out of your way to threaten them, they'll leave you alone. They've got more important shit to do than go around stinging humans because lmaoimabeeisteeng.
Fuck Wasps and hornets though. They're territorial cunts who'll sting you, then sting you again, and again, and again, because they don't shit their guts out when they sting something.
Mixed feelings about carpenter bees. Apparently they're great pollinators, but jesus christ, the fuckers rape wood like no other.

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It's too late op

>>34054528
Fuck this idiot. Suck it up and live with them. If you can't then call animal control and they'll send some one.

The bees are dying off! After they go your dumb asses aren't going to be far behind.

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>>34060094
>not systematically replacing bees with swarms of highly trained, genetically engineered, multirole hummingbirds
The process has already begun. Join us.

>>34056036
Bees pollinate. No mo bees, no mo trees.

>>34054518
I was told all my life I'm allergic. Got stung around this time last year doing farm work and nothing happened except me holding my epipen scared I'd have to use it. Now I accept the bees. They keep us alive.

>>34054518
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqf34oLeKuk

>>34056502
That anon might be missing a few doses of his meds.

But ccd and the mites are wiping out a lot of bees.

honeybees are actually important to us and the eurobee are not niggers like the african strain.

Has research into colony collapse arrived at any concrete conclusions or still just vague shit?

if honeybees, call the bee man and acquire currency (or better yet, become the bee man and acquire unlimited honey goodness)
if wasps/hornets, use dragon's breath

>>34057470
Fucking this. OP is a prancing la la baby man who can't stand being outside. Get off /k/ you fucking wimp.

it's not even funny how black and white the issue on bees is. Honeybees are tremendously beneficial to plants and crops. enjoy your shitty lifeless brown ecosystem without them. wasps on the other hand can all die, they basically do nothing.

Bees are nice, you're just a prick. If you shoot that hive I hope you get stung in your balls and have an allergic reaction that prevents you from ever breeding

>>34054518
Absolutely. Shoot it. From no more than ten yards, though, as you will want to ensure adequate penetration to the queen. Post pics or video.

>>34062840
>, they basically do nothing.

No creature on God's Earth does nothing. Even if they suck and you want them nowhere near you.

>>34054644
It's a shotgun. I've literally been sitting 50 yards from another shooter when I got rained on by falling birdshot falling back down. It's bad etiquette for the shooter, but it isn't a danger to life or property.

>>34063145
Well, even OP has the sole purpose of being a massive flaming faggot, so it can't be all that bad.

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>>34054518
With Love,
-/diy/