Hey /K/ bong here just got my fork license approved by the police,

>>34045818
Can not be longer than 3 inches long I mean.

>>34045818
Have you considered polymer forks?

>>34045818
A pitch fork
Up your ass

>>34045842
Sorry no, I like the feel of an all steel fork.

>>34045852
>not using a 3d printed plastic fork for discretion also why not get your bike tire license?

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>>34045818

>using a fork for self-defense
>not using your 4-foot government-issued dildo instead

It's like you don't want to stand a chance against a burglar wielding an assaultomatic bike wheel or a stick that fell out of a tree

>>34045818
>what fork do you think is best for self-defence?

Fuck off. You are what gives honest licensed fork owners a bad name. Around here, forks are for sporting purposes. Next you'll be spouting off about your "four tined weapon" and angry Grauniadistas will be lobbying for a complete ban.

It's not a fucking weapon, it's an eating implement for sporting purposes. Do not talk about self-defense.

>>34045945
What about a polymer assault spork?
It still has good penetration, will yaw in the person and fragment during the turn.

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Is the 4 prong rule a maximum Number or are civilians only allowed to poses 4 prongs exclusively?

Either way i guess youd still have more fork than you'd ever need. I'd recommend a pic related for every day casual utility.

REPEAL THE HUNGRY AMENDMENT
LET US HAVE SERRATED BUTTERKNIVES
LET US HAVE FORKS WITH A RUBBER GRIP

Why not get a titanium fork it's lighter

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>>34045818
I carry pic related because disregard the constabulary.

>>34049940
>disregard the constabulary
Wasn't that an old Uppity Colored Gentleman song?

>>34050010
Please. They prefer "negroes" when amongst their own.

WEAL OY DOU BALEIVE THUT YOEW DON TNEED SOOCH A BLOUDY DAINGERIOUS WIOPEN, WE BONGERS AR PAAAST SECH AEWFUEL THEENGS

Polish Self Defence: The Thread

>>34051088
Your a retard its for England.

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>>34049940

>>34052065
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN MUM!

>>34051961
Gotta love when someone misspells "you're" when saying "you're a retard."

How about just deleting "retard" from your vocabulary? Or you can just wait until you have a kid with Down Syndrome and realize how hurtful it is when he or she hears that term ten times a day and asks you what it means.

Grow up. Please.

>>34052457
wow we got a genius over here, look at this smart guy. I bet you went to Oxford or some fancy college or something. what a smart guy.

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>>34052457
kys

>>34052457
Are you fucking lost?

>>34052457
>being this autistic in a shitposting thread

>>34052457
your kid is retarded

>>34052457
Retard