Alright /k/, let's establish New Rhodesia. It's the

>>34015456
you forgot the link for your funny white power club

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Pic related is the area I propose to be bought.
>Borders South Africa and Mozambique
>Has two rivers

I'm guessing we just gotta get half a million and they'd sell the chunk of land to us.

Let's try it desu

>>34015456
fuck off /pol/

>>34015472
do it fagget, I will come to laugh at you in my next SA holiday

Zimbabwe is a lost cause, the dindus fucked up the formerly white farms for good, it'd take another century to actually make the soil fertile again.

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One second lemme grab my tactical short shorts and I'll be ready

>>34015456
good idea till the eu sanctions you for lack of diversity

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>>34016194
>EU

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>>34015456
Unless you have a minimum of at least 50 people willing to fight and die to protect 'NR', and the funds, weapons, and support, your just gunna end up another dead white.
I'll toss that out the window to ask,
> How much is that land gunna run you?
> How many men would it take to be viable?
> How in the blue-flying fuck are you gunna arm up?
> How are you gunna make the land profitable?

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>>34016245
Considering Zimbabwe's current economic condition with the treasury, I'd say half a million in cash would get you the land you need from the gov't if it's in cash
Would probably need at least 100 men to establish the settlement
This is Africa we're talking about. Just go to the warlord next door in mozambique or smuggle them from Somalia or the Congo
You could irrigate the land to plant tobacco or another profitable crop, build a hydropower plant of some kind on the river, and sell the excess timber.

>going to make rebel base
>makes sure to buy the land first, it'd be rude not to

Also protip unless you can do what the Jews did and convince everyone to flood into this place, your hundred-man army has no way of securing the land it takes or owning the government it plans on toppling.

>>34016310
Do you own any land mate, or have you just been playing to much age of empires. If the soil is fucked then its gonna be fucked for quite some time. Also fuck clearing the bush over there. It's taken my land 2 generations of work to get any decent pasture out of it. Things aren't as simple as you make them out to be.

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>>34016310
>somalia
>anywhere near zimbabwe
dumb snownigger

Some idiot on /pol/ is already planning to do this
Enjoy getting killed by some 3rd world militia OP

>>34015456
>If we get enough cash and people together, we could easily buy a chunk of land directly from the Zimbabwean government considering how poor they are currently and expand from there.

Are you really expecting autists from 4chan to rally together and buy land in a foreign nation?

>>34017059
This. If the soils fucking fucked, then it's worth nothing. You're better off hijacking the independent movement in Puerto Rico than trying to take over a failed government.

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>>34015456
Unironically this would be a fucking GREAT scheme for a modern billionaire - become a neo-colonialist.
>Buy guns, IFVs, rockets and shit
>Find a bunch of dispossessed burgers and yuropoors who want to strike out for a new life
>Fund their trip there, organize some military training for your few-1000 strong colonizing force
>March into """""""Zimbabwe"""""""" or some other African shithole and find the best farming/mining land
>Any niggers who try to fuck with you get Blood River'd
>Carve out a neat little colony over the course of a few decades
>Colonists (by contractual agreement) pay you a 'tax' to pay for the help you've given them - probably very low considering they did the fighting and it doesn't exactly take nukes and F-35s to beat a few niggers
>Rinse and repeat until Africa is carpeted with productive, safe settlements with stretches of uncivilized territory inbetween where niggers who don't feel like getting employed as miners or farmers live
>Give zero fucks about international leftist outcry of 'muh imperialism' as you're objectively improving the continent
>This is literally what happened in old Rhodesia in the late 19th to early 20th centuries, funded by Cecil Rhodes
>Result was a happy, prosperous society, blacks got to live in their traditional societies if they wanted or they could seek work in civilization
>Due to no (((unlimited democracy))) or (((socialism))) Rhodesia, well into the 70s, was like a throwback to the glory days of 19th century frontier capitalism
Some richfag please, please do this
You would literally revive the spirit of progress in the world

>>34017352
Yeah that sounds nice and dandy until Zimbabwe gets UN support.

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>>34015456
>>34015472
>>34017352

The best hope of any of this happening is to first wait for SA to go to hell, and hopefully the suidlanders will try to carve out a place to survive the social collapse in the Free State.
I'm sure people from all across the West (including me) would go down to help protect the state, hopefully allowing it to secede from SA and become independent, in which case we can platform a plan to help the other pockets of white south Africans across the country and perhaps into Zimbabwe.

I'm planning on getting some army experience after college and hopefully going down for atleast a year and help the Boers, assuming SHTF it 8-10 years.

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>>34017512
Thanks for your support, based ally.
I live in SA and my family were some of the first Anglo settlers to found Rhodesia. I've been trying to get hold of guns and ammo to prep but the gun laws here are almost Britain-tier retarded, and they seem to make it doubly tortuous and impossible for whitey to get a gun (I wonder why). Anglos here have no idea what's going to hit them; Boers (especially rural ones) are a lot more worried. I'm in varsity and have no combat training, and I wouldn't get it from the SADF. I'm not sure what to do on that score - maybe find a Bush War or Angolan Border War vet and ask him to teach me the secrets of FALs, short shorts and F I R E F O R C E.
Been trying to redpill people I know about the impending SHTF - even if it's probably not as imminent as /pol/ thinks, more like 5-10 years as you said. Most people I talk to would have laughed it off or called me a racist even a year ago. Now they're not so sure.

>>34015472
>>34016310

>Pay Mugabe $500k for land
>Mugabe takes it back immediately because whites can't own land in Zimbabwe

Congratulations, you just payed for half of his next birthday party.

Cropduster pilot here. I volunteer to fly attack planes

>>34017830
Pretty sure he's begging the whites to come back after the agriculture fiasco over there.

>>34016989
>>going to make rebel base
>>makes sure to buy the land first, it'd be rude not to
Of course, we're White! It's a fucking formality, without those we'd be akin to Mugibedats.

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>>34018158
Kek
Mfw Rhodesia begins an endless cycle of converting to Zimbabwe and back because we keep stealing each other's land

>>34016194
What are they gonna do? Say there's too many niggers in our country? We're still in the sovereign nation of zimbabwe at this point, we just happen to own the chunk of land we're on... but we need a based nig nog who'll own it on paper, since the laws of zimbabwe disenfranchise whites from land ownership.

>>34015487
God damnit, dude. How are you not banned? I know its you in every thread! This is also /k/ulture. Please go back to

>>>/reddit/

>>34017464
>zimbabwe gets UN support
>the untrained troops are given 3 meals a day and $3 more an hour and theyre on your side now
Goodluck, buckaroo. No nigger from france can resist a good meal and extra money.

>>34019021
>Military of 50,000 men
That's a lot of money to bribe them all...

>>34016194
If I were to believe /k/ threads every now and then, there are probably a few basketball americans, spics, and asians around here. That's pretty diverse. Throw a Jew in too so we could manage what little money we have.

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>>34020489
just the one, we want this shit on the gold standart not his cousins aunts reserve bank

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>>34015472
>>Has two rivers
>rhodesia 2.0 will be africa's mesopotamia

>>34015456

I'm down when ever you guys are ready to do this.

I'm not getting any younger.

This thing was proposed for over 5 years

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>>34017697
just spent a month in SA/bots/Namibia and you could feel the tension and the talk radio was pretty crazy, I was uncomfortably close to a number of gunfights including one in Sandton City of all places... such a shame it truly is an epicly beautiful land

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I'll pay top dollar for any lakeside property and hunting rights jussayin

>>34020578
God will protect New Rhodesia

>>34015456

>enough money
>90 billion

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>>34015456
>>34015472
>>34016245
>>34016310>>34016989
>>34017352
>>34017512
>>34017697
>>34020685

Cringe LARPer posts

None of you will do anything, nor could you do anything. It would take an actual army of professional soldiers backed by a relevant government to occupy zimbabwe and reestablish minority rule.

>>34016245

50 people? You can buy like 500 slaves for 10k in muslim countries.

Also, if this actually happens, ill donate 50 colt ar15s and 10,000 rounds and some ar500 l3+ armor

And maybe a bunch of drones for surveillance and suicide drones

>>34021516

Stfu fudd shill

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>>34021516
Git

>>34021516
have to word this desu

/k/ and /pol/ are both over saturated with LARPing faggots, especially when it comes to South Africa and Rhodesia, and it's always hilarious when the opinions of actual Saffers or Rhodies are so beyond humble that poltards and ktards get buttblistered about it and start attacking them

not sure what brings out the mental illness in a bunch of degenerate faggots who enjoy joking about traps, fictional native american creatures, patches with gay innuendos and the general disability to have a coherent thread without flaming each other, it's almost sad to think they
actually believe they can just land in Africa, buy some land and overthrow the government without the UN trampling their little shitshow, most ktards wouldn't be able to run a chocolate banana stand together for a day let alone coordinate an actual coup against a sovereign government

>>34021538
truth hurts LARPer

I hate what Mugabe's regime has done as well, but these posts are cringe. Posting anime memes on a cartoon board and pretending like you're going to go to war.

>>34021601
>>34021604

Do you get paid to say retarded shit or are you just actually retarded

>>34021516
>>34020685 here

In what way is my post LARPing fagtron?

>>34021516
Who said they wanted minority rule?
I mainly want that communist shitthead out of power.
>>34021601
Zimbabwe shill confirmed. Ya know we have food here right? We could offer you some.

>>34021709
>Posting rhodesia flags
>talk about restoring rhodesia
>"who says we want minority rule"

wut, you're going to take over rhodesia with memes and anime, but not have whites in charge? Rhodesia was zimbabwe with whites in charge, as zimbabwe is rhodesia with blacks in charge.

>>34021751
Guys... groundbreaking idea here... but what if...
Republics are a thing?

>>34021681
sure bro, i'm sure you have so much money and connections just laying around to pull this off within the year

>>34021709
nice comeback, if i were 12 i might take offence to it

>>34021804

Nigger i didnt say i was going to buy land in fucking nigger town.

Just keep saying retarded shit

>>34021819
>i'm not in on it i'm just here to be an asshole

All of you guys need to learn about what happened to /namibia/ over on cripplechan /pol/.

They had the same idea, they were going to buy land, build a little town, and secede from the greater country just like you guys want to do. Then several of their top planners got contacted by the FBI.

As it turns out, planning to take over a sovereign country from the safety of the US is something that will land you in Federal buttfuck-prison if you actually attempted it.

Do I think what happened to Rhodesia was an injustice of the highest order? Fuck yes.

Do I love the camo pattern and the short shorts aesthetic? Fuck yes.

Do I think you guys have a chance in hell of pulling this off without ending up in an American or Zimbabwean prison? Fuck no.

>>34021970
Can I get some links to the backstory of that?

>>34021970
>They had the same idea, they were going to buy land, build a little town, and secede from the greater country just like you guys want to do. Then several of their top planners got contacted by the FBI.
topkek, those guys never had a fighting chance even without the feds

>>34021970

You dumb niggie. They said buy not steal

>>34021843

Just calling a retard a retard

>>34017352
Isnt china doing this exact thing already?

>>34022392
t. retard