Several violent attacks have occurred within your city, People

>gather everything worth keeping
>go steal a boat
>go innagulf
>end up in mexico eventually
>hope mexico is as normal, which is only marginally better than a zombie apocalypse

>>34013439
Zombies? You just described an average St. Louis weekday.

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>>34013454
>which is only marginally better than a zombie apocalypse
I think I would rather have WWZ than be in Mexico

>>34013439
By growing the fuck up. What is this 2011 again?

>>34013439
>Be in Phoenix
>Wait for zombies to turn into jerky
>Stay comfy with my 300 gallon water tank and supplies

>>34013439
>How would you survive the beginnings of le zombie outbreak! XD

take this shit to reddit you fuck up.

Plan A: To have fucked off about 3 days ago

Plan B: Lock, block, and barricade the door, have people take turns pointing a shotgun at it. Third floor apartment of a controlled access building on the edge of town. It should be relatively safe

Plan C, which is enacted should Plan B no longer be feasible: fuck off as quietly and as quickly as is possible

>>34013439
Start raiding other fuckers for food, water, labor, and loyalty immediately. All non-compliants are chained at the community outer permiter.

Jimmy was an underrated President 2bh

>>34014022
>gave away the Panama Canal
>got butt hurt and shit on the Olympics because Soviets into Trashcanistan
>re instituted selective service because he was so scared of the Russian Bear over the same
>permitted inter agency fighting that contributed to the eventual failure of Desert One
now he's just that crazy old man that refuses to listen to anybody

>>34015066
>>gave away the Panama Canal
>implying we didn't steal from panama in the first place

>>34015093
>implying we didn't steal from panama in the first place
>gave them jerbs
>pumped billions into local economy
>Panama tied to the dollar
>most stable inflation rate in all of Latin shitskin America to this day
>Yea, Manuel was kinda our fault but we cleaned that up
4 outta 5 aint bad

>>34013439
>People have gone missing while others stumble around and are hyper aggressive if agitated.

Just add ugly chicks and it sounds like most of the nights out I used to have as a younger fella.

>within your city
Only the poor live directly inside of a city.

Enjoy your constant breathing of brake dust.

I live on the top floor and have 3 strong-ass doors between me and outside. I'm just going to sit on my balcony with my durr rifle and drink some beers.

>>34013454
kek he doesn't own a boat and live on the water

>>34015187

Enjoy your boring suburbia and soccer moms

>>34015217

>owning a boat

But what if you like having money?

>>34015222
I like fishing and diving, too

>>34015218
>boring suburbia
Unlike the "super exciting" shopping districts of your city, flimfam.

>>34013439

By coming to your house and shooting you.

>>34013979
>start raiding
>get shot

Stay inside and eat beans while the zombies to eat all my fat neighbours.
After a week or two most people should be dead.
Drive to my cottage 100 mph because there's no traffic.

Nice